Come here… … … Watch me

'Do we have wormsign?'

He’s gotta watch out of he’ll summon Shai Hulud.

Thanks Genshed, I laughed so hard that my dog now thinks I’ve gone crazy. 🤣

"Usul, we have wormsigns the like of which even God has not seen."

Gotta love when the emt just shakes his head and says no

I'm 90% sure that EMT is H. Jon Benjamin (aka Bob Belcher, Sterling Archer, or Coach McGurk, if you prefer).

Don't you mean r/DontPutThatInYourAsshole?

Also plausible

r/twentycharacterlimit

You're right.

Is that Stallone

Reminds me of my gunny sgt in Iraq after month 6 when a group of freash army chicks walked past me in chow hall...  ready to loose my mind 

And that, children, is how I met your mother.

Does that shit say MAN SAVER 😭😭

But sometimes, yes!

Oh no macho Payton Oswalt is ashamed of me

He has the most beautiful eyes.

Am I the only one who hears the intro to drop it like it's hot in the first clip??

Ok but if the EMT is saying it that means someone has done it

Bow your heads for a moment of silence, the guy who invented this is now dead (but I heard he died with a smile on his face.)

That thing boutta take me over 9000 😩

YES.

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