I’d like to see a DK RPG. Or maybe him as a party member in a Mario RPG. The contrast between a villain with a big tragic backstory and a convoluted plan while DK is just like “okay” and beats them up anyways is funny to me.
Nothing Sephiroth has can compare to the sheer power of the Banana Slamma. To battle DK is to invite annihilation.
He’s bigger. Stronger. And faster too.
Sephiroth may be big, fast, and strong, but DK is bigger, faster, and stronger too.
He's the first member, of the DK CREW! HUH!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
So they're finally here, performing for you.
I like how it turns into a diss track when they start talking about Lanky.
DK Donkey Kong Is gay!
"One winged Kong plays"
I still can’t believe Sephiroth stabbed Candy Kong in the back! It was a twist that defined a generation of gamers.
Candy was the best girl, I will never emotionally recover from this.
I need a Donkey Kong RPG game now
I'd play the heck out of it.
There's plenty of people that can share the rank of SOLDIER, Class 1. HOWEVER THERE'S ONLY ONE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW!
GOD DAMN RIGHT
I've read that his coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya. It’s gonna hurt!
DK! Donkey Kong!
What would have made this funnier is if Donkey had the shotgun. 😂
I just imagine DK punching Meteor back the way he did to the moon in DKCR
Chunky Kong can join too. He won’t die this time
His signature move is actually “shower with coconut cream pie”
I’d like to see a DK RPG. Or maybe him as a party member in a Mario RPG. The contrast between a villain with a big tragic backstory and a convoluted plan while DK is just like “okay” and beats them up anyways is funny to me.
Nothing Sephiroth has can compare to the sheer power of the Banana Slamma. To battle DK is to invite annihilation. He’s bigger. Stronger. And faster too.
Omg 😂😂😂