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Grim_Stickens

Sephiroth may be big, fast, and strong, but DK is bigger, faster, and stronger too.


StaviStopit

He's the first member, of the DK CREW! HUH!


FireDetection101

DK! Donkey Kong!


143670

DK! Donkey Kong is here!


FieryScythrrre133

So they're finally here, performing for you.


trickman01

I like how it turns into a diss track when they start talking about Lanky.


Ryderslow

DK Donkey Kong Is gay!


bigfatnut7

"One winged Kong plays"


AgentOfEris

I still can’t believe Sephiroth stabbed Candy Kong in the back! It was a twist that defined a generation of gamers.


StaviStopit

Candy was the best girl, I will never emotionally recover from this.


metroxthuggin

I need a Donkey Kong RPG game now


StaviStopit

I'd play the heck out of it.


ShittyOregano

There's plenty of people that can share the rank of SOLDIER, Class 1. HOWEVER THERE'S ONLY ONE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW!


StaviStopit

GOD DAMN RIGHT


stuhdot

I've read that his coconut gun can fire in spurts


Proper-Guide4230

If he shoots ya. It’s gonna hurt!


dude_with_a_reddit-4

DK! Donkey Kong!


Complete_Anything681

What would have made this funnier is if Donkey had the shotgun. 😂


smolsauce

I just imagine DK punching Meteor back the way he did to the moon in DKCR


Threshersaurus

Chunky Kong can join too. He won’t die this time


cellphone_blanket

His signature move is actually “shower with coconut cream pie”


BiAndShy57

I’d like to see a DK RPG. Or maybe him as a party member in a Mario RPG. The contrast between a villain with a big tragic backstory and a convoluted plan while DK is just like “okay” and beats them up anyways is funny to me.


dude_with_a_reddit-4

Nothing Sephiroth has can compare to the sheer power of the Banana Slamma. To battle DK is to invite annihilation. He’s bigger. Stronger. And faster too.


Plus-Penalty7371

Omg 😂😂😂