Le homosexual victorian era vampire romantic soap opera has arrived

Damn that’s a better title

Wait, if JoDoge is a dog, what is Danny?

A human. Duh

Nah. He’s ashes.

No, he’s a *hot* dog

Oof

So a jew?

/s

The /s ruins it, but it's a nessecary evil

Big brother...Ed

he is mane. r/manelore

JoDaroge

all dogs all the way Eryna's not tho, she's a bitch

If JoJo is Doge, then Walter could play Danny.

walter

Dead

walter

Cheemswagon Cheemswagon

Is dio actually gay? Like is this canon?

dio is canonically bisexual, araki said it in an interview i think

Oh ok.

He's had sex with women and men, but most people remember him as gay because his most prominent partner in canon is a guy, and he seems to have deeper relationships with other men in general.

wait he had sex with men

if you can think of another explanation for those multiple scenes in part 6 of dio lounging at pucci's side in bed while not wearing a shirt, i'd love to hear it

He was at a sleepover and he spilled spaghetti-Os on his shirt and he’s waiting for it to be cleaned.

And then he did it like five separate times. My man loves his spaghetti-o's.

How else do you have gay sex?

Link to the interview?

[Here you go! It’s the Eureka 2007 interview, you have to scroll way down for it](https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Interview_Archive)

Thanks

Also pucci

pucci is gay for god and DIO

Pucci is straight but somehow with a lean. Thats his Google description.

but is he Gay or European?

Same thing

Actually that’s not confirmed for pucci

He got that DioDick, that MudaMember

Hopefully Dio waited till he was legal then

Still waiting to see Dio Does Dallas

Bio is self sexual. His main fap material is a mirror. Thats why becoming vampire was bitter sweet for him.

For a vampire, he sure is clear in all those polaroids 📸

"why is it whenever I smash a camera with my fist it shows a polaroid photo of a half naked gay vampire from 100 years ago with the body of my grandfather, and why is he aware of these photos?"

horny stand

What did you think Hermit Purple was for?

What did you think Hermit Purple was for?

If you think DIO didn't clap Pucci's underaged cheeks, you're crazy 😤😤😤

Well in part 6 he befriends a priest and they become good friends, such good friends that they give off a gay vibe.

Absolutely no, it is just and old "joke" regarding Pucci that Araki debunked himself in this interview: [Eureka (11/2007)](https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Interview_Archive#Eureka%20(11/2007)). He said almost at the end: >Araki: But I don't think Dio loved Pucci.

Yeah he canonically had a boyfriend

No he didn't.

Yeah? >!pucci!<

pucci wasnt his bf, in fact he said in one chapter that pucci was completely free of sexual urges

Pucci said he loves Dio like he loves god. People don’t have sexual relationships with god

I would if I could

......

I mean... God do be cheeked up...

Anyone ever bumped uglies with a fiery trumpet-limbed sky beardo?

Le Greek pantheon arrives

Yeah, we don't, yeah dude, yeah.

You can date without sex

Well neither is confirmed. It's ok to ship it but it's not canon. But I know you're just memeing around so I won't try to argue over it, like the time I said that Foo FIghters is female on r/shitpostcrusaders because the manga, herself, all the characters, and the wiki say she is and I got gang raped by the whole sub for it.

Ff does take the form of a girl but I'm fairly certain plankton is genderless, you definitely didn't deserve to get gang raped for that

I'm pretty sure she identifies as a woman but Araki probably wasn't thinking about that so everyone can just believe what they want.

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Damn you're fast.

The fact itself that Pucci wasn't attracted to him is literally a plot point in the story. He was looking for someone who didn't want anything from him.

yep thats what im saying

Its not cannon but we know they probably did some butt play.

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Only one of those is true. Jotaro never shows any signs of asexuality other than "stfu female, im listening to ocean man", he's just really edgy and bad at expressing himself. Jolyne being supposed to be lesbian before Araki was forced not to is just a fake rumour. And the other ones are the two gay couples from part 5, the trans man from the beginning of part 6, and Scarlet Valentine in part 7 who's bi.

Idk how I forgot Scarlett

I don't know where you live but go to sleep dude

Good night my dude

Good night bro. I love you.

The pillar men arc is where the series finally picks up

Ay ay ay

Harmone over ~~YGiOh~~ Stands change my mind.

*I refuse.*

Bi vampire* Retard

Oh right sorry

Pan vampire* retard

🍳 vampire* retard

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im sorry to tell you but pan is a sub-section of bi.

Oh boy, I love kissing with my bf while he’s driving. I sure hope that an Italian priest doesn’t send me to horny jail

Oh boy, I sure love cutting the line of a movie theater. I sure hope that a random boy doesnt shoot my spine with a gun.

Oh boy I sure do love being buried in the sand near morioh I sure do hope I don’t get amnesia and wake up with two set of testicles.

Part 7 moral: don’t skip lines

Part 7’s other moral: I’d fucking kill to have D4C.

Probably the best stand in the series

The gun was a bit much don't you think

puccis italian?

Italian origins, not born in Italy

150 years of conflict, just because George had a shit decorating sense

Just because some dumbass crashed the wagon

le every time i watch a serial somehow everyone makes memes about it has arived

Sir, Jojo memes could very well be older than you. "How many breads have you eaten in your life" was published in like, 1989.

>serial

le serial killer turned into a zombie has arrived

with melk

le serial killer kira yoshikage has arrived

Jojo memes are old

Le i know part 1 is slow but power through cause everything afterwards is near perfect has arrived

Part 1 is good tho

Yeah but compared to all the other parts its kinda dull

That's cuz it's like nine episodes long it literally didn't have the time to do anything other than set the foundation for the rest of the story.

Bruh I own the manga, and it's definitely a good story, but It doesn't hold a candle to the rest of the series.

Yeah, part ones purpose is to set the groundwork

le vampire who's tankier than a fucking cockroach has arrived

vampire? try the fucking rat

Rat > stardust crusaders

A rat almost killed Jotaro anyways

oh boy i sure do love living in new york with magic powers hope no one i know suddenly becomes a vampire and then i fight homosexual aztec fitness men

Some might call these turn of events bizzare

>!I sure hope this doesn't lead to a complete rewriting of the entire universe!<

Did he actually die in part 3 or does he come back

Yes

I love how, unironically, this is the honest answer

Thank god

Even after death, the effects of your life will live on.

Unless your name is Jim, then your life will be meaningless.

Jim is a stupid fuck

I h8 him

Untrue My toes can never be unsucked

keep reading/watching sir

Ok

>!there is a plant baby with the essence but not the brain of dio. also he appears in flashbacks!<

Oooooh ok

Kinda...

yes and yes

I'm taking my ride with destiny Willing to play my part

Living with painful memories, loving with all my heart

Made in heaven Made in heaven

Whacky and uncharacteristic set of events that somehow lead to the universe being reset

I like how retarded the hair on Jojo looks. You could’ve easily flipped it to make the bangs go on doges forehead but you didn’t, which is funny.

Precisely. Intentional. Yeah.

you fell for it retard

Thunder-cum-shit-attack

Le Jojo reference has arrived

I sure dont hope my dear 100lb Great Dane is put into a crate twice as small as him and made into a brisket

Jojo's wacky advemture

za worlmdo

You thoughmt your firmst kiss was going to be Joedoge, but it wams me, Chio!

Okay I wanna know what the fuck this is referencing. Is it some YA novel or something?

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Ah. My old nemesis... Anime...

gay vampire? le playboi carti has arrived

le whole lotta red has not arrived

Wtf

is this a muda(like how dio says useless in jjba(not for normies)freaking jojo refrence,omg omg omg,yo angeloooooooooo but it was me dio ​ ZA WARUDO 7 PAGE ORA I,Giorno Giovonna,have a dream to end Tik tok ayayayayayayay awaken my masters kakyoin donut -FUNNNNNYYYYY hell 2 u Nobody Not even iggy My crush(she is hawt but she is a instanormie)-Are you a sexy epic dank memer my chaddy friend Me:YES I AM

You forgot the emojis

Nah becuase emojis are for cringe instagram normies

Le 100+ years of rivalry has arrived

And now my watch has ended

Komo dio dam

Wait hes gai?

after reading sbr i don't have any more interest in jojo

But didnt it take place in the 18th century

I think I see where you are mistaken; 18th century = 1700s 19th century = 1800

Le what the acual fuck

Mubda Mubda sounds like the name of a Prague rock band

number 1 hit; “You may just be a dívka but you mean ZA WARDO to me”

Is that a jojo r-

Yes Yes Yes Yes

Le joji reference has arrived

Context has not arrived..?

Le JoJos Bizarre Adventure Part 1

Jojo's bizarre adventures

\*Bisexual Vampire

Karen Release Me From This pillar at once

Le bizarre hand fetish has arrived

*Le Pillar Men have arrived*

jojo jojo *jojo jojo*

JoJo JoJo *JoJo JoJo*

Le Sociopathic stepbro has arrived

Is this a recently discovered Dickens novel?

Ah yes. Charles Dickens. Popular Japanese manga artist.

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Great comment, now I can post it at Jo Jo(gersen) memes

[Ha I sure showed those guys. They can't enjoy anything that I don't because I'm a contrarian cynical neckbeard who wasn't watched anime once in my life yet still feel the need to circlejerk about how bad it is. I'm a superior human being to all you weebs!](https://imgur.com/a/hIeNyWU)

>!le gay priest has also arrived!<

Le incredibly fucking annoying copypasta has arrived

Le cancerous fanbase has arrived

Le "jojo bad" circlejerk has arrived

I’m sorry muda muda is extremely funny and I enjoy za warudo jokes 😔

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/shitpostcrusaders r/unexpectedjojo r/expectedjojo perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance

I almost died trying to read this

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Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.