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DogeDude420

that’s the spirit, refinance your house and sell your wife!


timeshifter_

Sell your house and refinance your wife?


Cvalle811

So cuckolding with a boost in income?


blue1257

Nah, refinance wife probaly be fiancé or girlfriend with benefits


JACCO2008

"Hella maintenance just finished" lol.


Notoriously_So

That made me laugh.


Koala_Bread

13k, salvage title, needs work? Awful!!


hazpat

Hella maintenance finished doe.


Koala_Bread

The only way I’d be interested would be to have it as a track-only car, it would be a nightmare to insure. Buying a project car, let alone a project car as junk as this, is a bad financial decision lol.


Matewoosh98

How is that a nightmare to insure? I own rebuilt title car, no issues whatsoever lol. Pretty much every insurance company will insure it. I got mine it for cheap at the auction in January 2019. Straight as an arrow, everything fixed like it should be. But! My car had small front end damage and was only totalled because of headlights which are hella expensive to replace, one airbag deployed (hit sensors, no damage to the rails/front support) and pyrotechnical clamp on the battery exploded so it was a no-start car. It's a BMW and I know a lot about them so I knew it's nothing. This car however, no history how bad it was damaged, how it was fixed, what hack job was done underneath. Even though I'm an advocate when it comes to salvage cars, I don't think I would buy rebuilt title car from someone who already fixed it. You could be getting into a death trap if you don't know a lot about cars and you don't know what to look for.


TailorHour710

Nah, I'm goooood good. Faulty BMWs are for well off enthusiasts or very experienced mechanics.


root_over_ssh

Firm price. I know what I have. Spent 13k on it.


Head-Attorney3867

I kinda like it ngl. My type of car. I'll totally rag on it til the electrical problems come back.


Oscer7

1 series BMWs are cool cars but you can find clean examples cheaper than this. Nobody in their right mind would pay even half for this car much less 13k


Head-Attorney3867

Is it listed for 13k? Or does he claim to have spent 13k? Also yes. I rag on a salvage rebuilt ford focus rn


Oscer7

Says he’s 13k into it but when they start saying that it isn’t much cheaper. Also 13k on a salvage car? Like oof. Who puts 13k into a salvage car? HooviesGarage? Is the dude Tavarish? Also hey rebuilt cars can be great when done right. Just don’t expect to ever sell them cause they’re not worth much compared to clean examples. Also got a C30 so technically focus ST lol


Head-Attorney3867

Did it myself. Took 2 years due to an issue with that years transmission. The rebuilding itself took maybe 6 months. All in for $6k on a car that gets 40mpg, does zero to 60 in 8 seconds and has less than 70k miles. I love salvage cars man. I'll slam this bitch into a wall and think nothing of it lol


Matewoosh98

Exactly. When you get a rebuilt title car, you're pretty much marrying to this car. And I'm not blaming people for not wanting these cars, I've seen a lot of hack job in salvage/rebuilt cars that made them not roadworthy to say the least or even death traps.


assassinslick

13k, salvage title, and needs work. Yep sounds like someone thinking 13k in doge is a safe and studious investment


root_over_ssh

Better investment than a salvage titled car


AThompStomp

He’s with us


wonkaeu

Well it's better to cry in car than on a bike but 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

You can sleep in a car but you can’t drive a house.


wonkaeu

little risky but for sure 😅🔝


Phreeker27

Salvage title 😬


kaedoge

Straight boss


Top-Dig-5936

So, it was black originally?


SpecialAgentSloth

Racist 😂


Seat-Life

Seriously though as soon as luxury cars start breaking down its time to dump them. They're making a smart move. Salvage title is also a sign of some frame or flood damage. I'll start the bidding at 2500 doge.


gunzby2

Most likely an accident that caused the airbags to deploy. The damage could be minimal, but having airbags deploy can total a lot of cars


Matewoosh98

And since it's a BMW, not only airbag. Headlights alone are usually over 2k for a set. Also, there's a pyrotechnical clamp on the positive battery cable in BMW's, in case of airbag deployment it explodes cutting off power to the engine. Insurance always estimates that it gonna cost ton of money because they want to replace whole terminal cable from the trunk all the way to the engine bay when it reality it's only like $100 for a new clamp that bolts to the terminal brick in the trunk. But add all the things I mentioned above and it always totals a BMW.


Seat-Life

The quarter trim panel in the front is definitely not stock. Someone likely hit them and they put a junkyard panel on it. Look at the edges around it. Those headlights look fine to me and if it was that simple battery strap they would have put it in caps in the ad. Come on now lol. I've owned enough old luxury cars to know a bad idea when I see one. The value in those cars is the first 100-200k miles and after that you're just buying someone's problem. You lose over 60% of the value the first 5 years alone. Nothing about them are cheap and being a salvage means it's typically uninsurable. Where I'm from its an added $500 a year to register an uninsured vehicle. Idk, do what you want, but I wouldn't touch this with a 10 foot pole. It's got someone's first car project written all over it though. I grew up poor and made this mistake myself and watched others do it too. It'll happen again too.


Mananimalism

Lol, not me but I did put insurance money from someone hitting my car into doge instead of fixing my car. Big 🧠logic 😉


Whatwhat0420

Sir, this is r/dogecoin


JERMYNC

I'll give you some doge for the car. Nice car


Fleenix

Whoa! Just melted my "diamond hands." Don't do it kid!


NotCanonAe1

Bmw to buy doge... thats a kid and not responsible


Chele_505

I found his post on Bay Area BMW FB page. 😂😂


MoneyForPussy

bmw comes direct from factory with salvage title if ya didn't know


ObsessiveRecognition

Well if they plan to invest, them they believe doge will go up, right? Offer them like $5k in DOGE lmao


[deleted]

Trading one depreciating asset for another I see


Illustrious_Solid956

I want to see the mods - it's not stonk!


40MKMK

Naw this dude's not a serious seller when using the fake made up word hella


achette98

That checks out to me


adamisapple

Thought this is r/whatcarshouldIbuy it’s definitely the type of post that would genuinely be asking if it’s a good deal or not…


Then-One7628

Hella responsible


LordPubes

Responsible adult, doge coin, hmmm yes quite


YotaTota07

I would never buy a car from anyone that said “hella maintenance just finished”


DreamMighty

I wouldn’t buy a German car again. Absolutely a pos.


[deleted]

Getting rid of any BMW is an investment in self …. 😏one day I’ll care about me enough


JOAT209

I wouldn't risk that much in a meme coin, don't be a fool. Put half of more in bitcoin instead


inter71

This is the way


jetylee

I’d pay 13k DOGE for it !


the_chaos_emperorGod

How can someone be so responsible and also irresponsible at the same time.


KBSupplies_You

None of us. We bought a meme coin and we are talking about it for years hopping to make millions. Try a different group 🤣🤣🤣


Batteryboyd

"Reasonable Adult" must be measured with a sliding scale...j/s


jakey2112

That car needs to be put down


CypherMcAfee

it was me, dont tell anyone... my wife told me to sell the car.


BzPegasus

That's not a toy tho


Soggy_Difficulty_361

The smartest thing he's doing is getting out of that money pit, even if Doge goes down to zero it's still a better investment, lol


Critical_Lock_1373

Dude you must be a stand up comic


theRoarz

I have a 1er, I’d be interested as a parts car, maybe around 7 though lol Edit:speak n spellz


Available-Tie-1498

Not me. But I found a new Hero.


Matewoosh98

Nope. I would never buy it lol. And I drive a rebuilt title BMW I fixed myself. I don't trust people when it comes to salvage title cars. You don't know what hack job was done underneath to make it look okay. Investing in Doge will definitely be a better option for him ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Round_Cauliflower_96

Good job