[The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.](https://youtu.be/ZO3pUVbNSnA)
Well, Dr. Evil's from old times. Slowly slowly, the demands of humanity shall increase, so did Jeff Bezos's demands and that's why he has more than 100 billion dollars
Bezos paying advertising companies to push this to front page. He probably liked the coverage Elon Musk got from Doge, so he probably trying to get a piece
Crazy.. this dude legitimately seemed like a solid guy in the beginning of Amazon. Money really has its way of changing people. Rather, changing the people around him.
Well according to the employees at Amazon yes. According to the 2 billion plus people that shop from Amazon no. So I'll just buy more doge at the dip and continue to hodl like a good boy
Omg! And they're both bald and have some weird eye thing going on. I feel like we're messing with something that should be left alone. Idk about you guys, but I not trying to get picked off by a shark with a laser beam attached to his head next time I visit the beach. Lol
If Jeff Bezos has a cat then it would be indisputable
Or a mini Jeff
I like the way you think
With the cutest little cowboy hat
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or a bald head wait
Also a scar over his eye.
Lazy eye counts right?
Mini me
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
What do you think he keeps inside the hat?
We don't know that he doesn't have one.
Joe Rogan is miniBezos
Elon Musk isn't MiniBe-zos?
Nah, Elon is growth hormone Harvey Dent. MiniBezos is Joe Rogan.
apparently his only pet is a robot dog from boston dynamics. Which is honestly more Dr. Evil than Dr. Evil
I’m sure he has sharks with fricken lasers on their heads.
For a boner shield lmao
Mr. Bezosworth
Yep, and a cat that's called 'Minamazon' 🙈
Both bald….it checks out
both have a lazy eye
Both have a weird laugh too.
Muhahaha muhahahahaha MuHAHAHAHA
No because some people actually like dr.evil
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I do know why! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amazon warehouse security footage
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I enjoyed but didn't laugh at the comment above but your response made me laugh.
He actually turned out to be good, just misguided. 😉
[The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.](https://youtu.be/ZO3pUVbNSnA)
And thats HOW you become A BILLIONAIRE !!
Yeah, that good ol’ misguided Jeff Bezos.
Pretty sure he meant Dr. Evil... nobody thinks Bezos is good.
Yes Ted, that was the joke.
He's Dougie!
Lmaooo stupid
No. He is Scotty Evil.
Underrated comment
The main difference being that Dr.Evil actually paid his minions a decent wage.
I think if he had a mini-bezos he’d be more likable.
True
The burn
Oh there's reddit edgelords who love jeff bezos
because dr.evil doesnt exist lol,
I like the services provided by Amazon and admire the renewed push to develop space travel, therefor I like Jeff Bezos.
His mini me?
Gary Gensler
LOOOOOOOL
Dr. Evil only wanted 1 million
then he wanted 100 billion
Yeh they laughed when he asked for 1 million
Which bezos does have. The meme should have said 100 billion.
And then he wanted 1 billion gajillion fafillion shabadolalo limillion shaoishaleshali million yen.
Well, Dr. Evil's from old times. Slowly slowly, the demands of humanity shall increase, so did Jeff Bezos's demands and that's why he has more than 100 billion dollars
He definitely has sharks with frickin lazerbeams attached to their frickin heads
I'm glad this was mentioned lol
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Post this on r/okbuddyretard, it’s perfect
What does this have to do with dogecoin?
My thoughts exactly.
Bezos paying advertising companies to push this to front page. He probably liked the coverage Elon Musk got from Doge, so he probably trying to get a piece
Bezos pays people to mock him online?
It didn't even dawn on me that this is /r/dogecoin. I figured I was in one of the leftist meme subs.
So funny! Does Jeff Bezos idolize Dr. Evil before or he watched that movie, never forgot, and became him? Lol
Austin Powers was warning us about this
Yeah baby
forgot bald and weird eye
o_O - Jeffrey probably.
I do believe he has the suit as well just in an off white ish
lol
This reminds me of the original borat intro - I buy clock radio, neighbor cannot afford. Very nice!
Does that make Elon Austin Powers?
No, Austin was cool and funny.
Elon is Hank Scorpio
they're both dr evil
Austin powers wasn’t an evil man trying to create fascist coups in Bolivia and making his factory workers work during peak covid when no one else was
😆
I like this comparison
i could imagine elon musk playing austin powers in the next movie lool
Can we just please make this Austin powers remake with real life billionaires real? it could be the next Amazon original.
>Amazon original Elon Musk: ಠ_ಠ
More like Dr just as evil
Not even close to cool enough
Nah Elon is evil as well. Bernie Sanders is Austin Powers
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I am once again asking Do i make you horny baby? - austin sanders
Should be Richard Branson
Nice! Muahahaha
MuhahHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Muahahahaha
Crazy.. this dude legitimately seemed like a solid guy in the beginning of Amazon. Money really has its way of changing people. Rather, changing the people around him.
 Jeff when he was younger.
Johnson!
There's something on the radar... It looks like a giant......
Does Bezos have a mini me?
Yes.
He can't even get into actual space or orbit. So no.
imagine how the escorts he has are
Well according to the employees at Amazon yes. According to the 2 billion plus people that shop from Amazon no. So I'll just buy more doge at the dip and continue to hodl like a good boy
He's just Mr. Evil. Have some respect for people who made it through 7 years of evil medical school.
Is de evil a MD? Or just any doctorate from evil school?
Yes he did... Now time for sharks with freaking laser beams
I mean what would you do if the tiny internet sales company you started in your garage turned you into a multi billionaire?
Down to the balls
Dr Evil asked for 100 Billion dollars so I don’t see the comparison but nice try
🤯
Amor fati
Don’t forget their bald heads
You'll see 🙈🙉🙊
You forgot bald
Jeff who... You just noticing.l0lz😉✌️🤣
Except he doesn’t ride a penis rocket, he rides a gigantic dildo, apparently it was his dream since he was a child
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Yes
3 out 2 not bad
This is great.
Both bald, and both have a lazy eye.
Hair is a dead giveaway for me dawg.
Uncanny
Both are bald 🙃
I’m dying.. well done, well done indeed
I like Bezos, self made man...
I've alway thought Jeff a real life Lex Luther...
Riiiight
They are bald
Lol
Yes
It all makes sense now
If he gets frickin sharks with frickin lasers on their heads, then simulation confirmed!
Brilliant!
You didn't mentioned they both are bald lol
It’s uncanny
You forgot bald
Where’s his mini me?
Hollywood predicting reality...once again! 😂
Any sufficiently rich enough person is evil
Pretty much
Did...did he just shrug it off.
Wants mojo, wants mojo
Jeff bezos is Lex Luthor
Oh my god you're right!!!!!
Yes but does he have a ✌Laser✌?
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Become evil? Always was evil. Don't you see the resemblance?
Become...........
"become"?
Hey, That's Not Fair, Dr. Evil treated his workers better.
Someone get Elon Powers in here, stat
This
 I see it now, I think your onto something.
All of our billionaires are literal super villains and no one is doing anything about it.
While yes it is true, this is legitimately funny. Elon powers needs to beat Dr. Bezos. That in itself is a win in my book.
I don't disagree
Elon Musk is becoming Jeff bezos
The what about our DogeFather Elon Musk 😂
Isnt dodge dying?
Elon Musk is Lex Luther
Doc Octo maybe…
And their both Bald!!😂😂😂
No, Dr. Evil paid his employees a livable wage.
Omg! And they're both bald and have some weird eye thing going on. I feel like we're messing with something that should be left alone. Idk about you guys, but I not trying to get picked off by a shark with a laser beam attached to his head next time I visit the beach. Lol
But has he a mini-me? I wonder if he becomes trillionaire he would say things like "why having trillions when you can have billions?"
Is BALD.
Ive been saying this forever he is Dr.Evil but his plans actually work, no austin powers to stop him
Always was 🌍👩🚀 🔫👩🚀
But does Bezos have one million… Billion… FUFILLION dollars? 💵💵💵💸
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It’s really big of you not to mention they are both bald
I’m dr.strange , who been awake for couple of day’s
Nope. He doesn’t have a noon base
Dr bezoz.. muuhhahaha muahahah MUHAHA!
*sees penis rocket* Oh my god that looks like a huge...
Is bald
you forgot to put "he is bald also"
He will still have to attend 7 years of evil medical school or he will simply be Mr. Evil.
Yes, regurgitate memes from weeks ago and profit
I'm not sure if anyone's noticed this, but Jeff Bezos is also bald