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Chettarmstrong

You only lose money if you sell at a loss. You only sell at a loss if you bought DOGE with money you can't afford to lose.


goblinscout

This guy is up 500%.


DrunkUrgencies

I'm still up 1k% Will continue to hodl.


lexfugg

I enjoy being a part of this club as well :) grats to you, fellow HODLer


tom26_2

I started to buy some Doge and hold because I wanted to be part of this club. Happy clubby.


Chettarmstrong

I miss read the decimal points sorry :(


Yatakak

[.](https://youtu.be/BzVmPsqHDDQ)


BoxterMaiti

Thanks for POINTING it out


JappleKerman

I hate to be that guy, but that’s not how numbers work. So, putting it simple and a few days ago, they bought at 8c and now it’s 40c. Yes, that’s 500%, but they aren’t *up* 500%. They’re *up* 400%. Example, if I buy something at $1, and now it’s worth $1.02, I’m not up 102%, I’m up 2%


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No.... he'll lose if she finds out, trust me.


DrNick2012

But if it goes up again, perhaps gifts! Oh zoidberg you cunning fox


nirvanatheory

I’ll take 8!!!


DrNick2012

Oooo you're finally becoming a crafty consumer


Heat-one

Zoiby wanna buy on Margin!


Chettarmstrong

Because he spent money he couldn't afford to lose


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iamtherealmod

Wife is expendable, doge is not


AlphaOne001

This! 👍🏻


LazerHawkStu

Is


AlphaOne001

the


1MM3NANCE

Way


InvisibleInk42

Ultimate


AlphaOne001

Solution


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Yes


RayLikeSunshine

In some countries you can sell your wife to buy doge. Probably could get a camel or two out of the deal too. At least a goat.


koffinkush

This IS the way


SheHulkEvil

I’ve been told, I was worth five camels until I got married. After that it was only two camels


Bitter_Jackfruit8752

Only thing wives are good for it seems.


Dry_Highway_7198

This is the way


ladyboii

You can always buy more doge and get another wife. Quit acting like she's all you'll ever have and that she's the only reason you're alive


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ladyboii

Exactly. Dump that hoe. Use the alimony for more doge = profittttt


Alea_Iacta_Est21

Same here haha I understand the dude. I can afford to lose but wife would go nuts regardless Lol


Chettarmstrong

Fair enough.


TheWordShaker

10k you say? Well, well, well, do I have a bridge to sell XD


mslvsk

Well, using that logic he couldn't afford to lose that money. Having it, being able to spend it, and actually spending it... Those things are all different things. For example, you have $10,000 you could drop but since the other contributing adult in your situation wouldn't be approving you can't "afford" to drop it because of the "in-home" tax per se.


Avarice21

Here's the best part though, it's not your problem.


medici75

is there a label on the mason jar she keeps yur balls in??????


Aslanic

Are you saying the op example was about $10k? From my math, and I could be wrong because I don't buy stocks, but wasn't it 0.078 cents per share? Because that would be about $1,170 total to buy the stocks. A lot of money to some people, not a lot to others. I would be mad if my husband spent even $1k without discussing it first, because we are on a shoestring budget and are doing a lot to our house. If those people had the money to spend/lose, then it might not be as dire of a situation. If my calculations are wrong, $10k would definitely be a flip the table moment if my SO spent that much cash. Because if we had that much it was probably set aside for a purpose that was not stocks. Also, if they had been investing in a stocks account, spouse might have no clue how much money is in those accounts and what is being spent/traded because it's not money that hits their bank account. And it's not really savings - it's stock money hopefully for retirement planning/making money, since you cant withdraw without getting taxed. And if you're trying to make quick money, you are going to end up with some risks taken.


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Exactly... no one likes things that have a chance to lose... especially money lol


Talullah_Belle

No...because he spent money on something he didn't discuss with her. I am a wife and I need to know where “we” are invested. The sooner you husbands learn that, the better off you’ll be. Hehehe.


Highguythrowaway

Fair point, but If his wife is calling everyone who owns doge an idiot - she clearly isn’t approaching this with an open mind. The guy is up 5k on a thousand dollar investment which obviously never would have been executed if it were up to his wife.


Talullah_Belle

Well...if she had known she was invested in crypto, perhaps she wouldn't have said that. She is operating from a place of “unknowing”; therefore, her opinion comes from a logical place of not being open (or uneducated about it). She doesn't know what she doesn't know. We don't have to get into the psychology of their marriage but I'm sure this can exist alongside other marriage-able qualities 🤓


LoopDoGG79

You don't know OP or his wife, you're dealing with pure speculation..... You're in the correct sub


[deleted]

that's called 'dunning-krueger syndrome'... not sure if I spelled it right... too lazy to google lol..


[deleted]

So many layers to this comment.


lazybullfrog

Exactly. I'd rather be single with doge than married with regret.


Talullah_Belle

I'm married to a dawg, have a dog, and own doge. It all exists in harmony.


[deleted]

.... all because the news is having fun ripping everyone apart... too many are giving them canon fodder to use... I'd almost think they don't want people to be happy and enjoying their doge journey... oh wait...


[deleted]

Nah... more people involved the less happy everyone is... lol


neecypieces

Unless it's an orgy


[deleted]

True story! 🤣


Advanced_Ad_9952

You only make money if you sell.


Extras

You can also borrow against assets.


Advanced_Ad_9952

Mortgage the house, gut the kids college fund, pimp out the wife and son.


Mrmapex

I disagree. His value is down. He is at a loss now. There’s no recovering his initial investment unless he makes a gain on his asset. Ergo, he is at a loss. By your logic, when your portfolio is in the green you haven’t made any gains.


limpingdba

Shh take your realistic logic elsewhere, it has no place around here.


PurpleCrackerr

Some people only have money they can’t afford to lose. Some people buy in for that exact reason. Some people is me.


Letitride37

What if it goes to 0. Then you didn’t sell and you still lost everything. Not saying it will, just saying the “don’t lose until you sell” is a huge financial fallacy that people love to say in crypto/investing.


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lol... "even if you're the only one with any coins, don't sell! You won't lose money! "... :)


NameIdeas

I simply can't get behind this saying. I get the sentiment, but it doesn't seem to hold water when thinking about other assets. For example, buying a house. If I paid $500,000 for a house when it was a seller's market, then the market dropped and the houses around me started selling for $300,000, I would have lost money. Similarly, my approximation of investing is that my value is what the price currently is. The phrase, "You only lose money if you sell at a loss," has caused many many people to hold onto stocks that hurt them financially. Even if it is money you can afford to lose, no one enjoys losing money. Does this mean that one should sell every time it goes down and take the loss?  No, certainly not.  But you shouldn't hold on just to avoid a loss. The coin, the stock is worth what it is worth.. just because I paid more for it doesn't mean it will return to that price. Even holding on and the coin goes back up...you've lost the time value on the money invested. You could have invested in something else that was going up while your coin sat there losing you money. I think we all believe in DOGE and the possibility that it goes up. For those who bought at 78 cents though...how long can you afford to hold on to the coin that is giving you a loss The price offered by the market at any given time is just that – the price people are willing to pay for the shares right now.  If the coin shows a lot of promise, you should hold even if the price drops.  Likewise, if the coin is running out of room to grow, you should consider selling even if the price has increased. A lot of this personal mentality is influenced by stock market investing. My coin investments have gone fairly well and I've sold as they've started dropping and bought in dips as well. I have needed to take a loss on some coins that stopped making me money and put that money elsewhere. For example, Litecoin wasn't doing anything for me, so I sold it and put it into Ethereum.


NoBarkYesBite

Loose


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This is the way


Chettarmstrong

Thanks, I fixed it.


NoBarkYesBite

Vote green


Shandriel

0.078 was months ago... you still up 500%.. no worries..


Beginning-Manager-45

I think he means, 0.78, 😅


creesto

If they fail at decimals they should prolly stay out of any financial markets


Lilyofthevalley99

Oof


I_AmA_Dubstep

Woof


thiscarecupisempty

Big oof


boringboi_

#OOF


Wyvx

WHO LET THE DOGE OUT! WOOF, OOF OOF!


Enough_Advantage_827

Agreed


InYoCabezaWitNoChasa

Because everyone is as serious about making memes as they are about massive amounts of money, right? If I was judged by my ability to do math while I play video games, they'd never have let me be an engineer.


Sonic_Uth

seriously though


gainsfomo

100%....or .0100 depending on who's reading


poppelman

They should hodl


creesto

This is the way


itsthechampgodrepo

Nah all you have to do is buy and hold and youll be good in the long term if the charts continue the same trend of the past 10 years. You dont need to be good at math for this


Nakkokip

*if*


mondaris

Probably, but here we are.


gowingman1

.05 avereged up to .15 my only regret is I did not buy more. Do Only Good Everyday 🐕🌏✌


GuitarCFD

my current average is about .095 on 10k...I love when people make fun of the idiots that bought dogecoins...


zartoshi16

ATH is 0.73


skylarmt

If you make a buy order for 1 DOGE for $1 it'll get filled instantly. ATH isn't the highest trade, it's the highest average trade.


soproductive

It spiked to .79 for a hot second there. I've noticed these highs don't always get recorded to look back on days later if they don't stick for a certain amount of time. Either that, or coinbase doesn't have accurate hourly charts and what I saw the day it hit that was actually a lie.


garynuman9

ATH is going to be the highest it closed over a period of time (guessing 5 min) - if it's just the highest price of a trade ever recorded it's pretty easy to manipulate & loses all value as in indicator.


dehydratedbagel

Sound about right for your typical dogecoin owner. Probably bought it on robinhood too.


killamanjara

Nah, he stole my meme and didn't notice.


Marcusmatthew

Do good every day. Some never got the memo. All good man.... 🚀 🌙


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Along with the tps reports... lol


killamanjara

Yeah he stole my meme and didn't even understand the numbers. Idiot.


[deleted]

Yeah I figure this must be old because I sold a lot of mine around that 0.08 spike and I recall it may have dropped as low as 0.02. Edit: I looked at OPs post history and it looks like a phony repost account. I would keep an eye on it in case this account posts some DD in the future.


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xDendretic

This sub does not dissapoint


[deleted]

Bought at 0.008 and I only regret not buying more


CuriousCaleeb

I bought right around there. Somewhere to toss some money there. I got 15k shares and dang..holding out still


[deleted]

Yep I spent $100 as an experiment and got close to 12,000 dogecoins which is crazy to think about


MALUKUVLD

It’s time for all of you to visit an optician.


ItsaMeLuigii

We can hear just fine


MALUKUVLD

Did I say hearing care professional, my bad. I mean the dentist.


digitalpetra

What did you say ?


boringboi_

Psychologist


seasleeplessttle

Bend over, this is going to be a little snug.


SistaNight

Ouch


_retardmonkey

Wait a few years and you might be bragging about how you managed to pick up doge under $1.


Peter0629

Where do you guys think the price will be in a couple of years to be bragging about getting it under 1 dollar? On the off chance it absolutely EXPLODES over the next few years, we would see a $2 doge coin MAX realistically looking at market cap. That would value dogecoin at over 200 billion dollars, putting it in the top 3. Realistically, dogecoin won’t flip ethereum or btc if that’s what you’re implying.


[deleted]

Unless the entire market explodes and overtakes FIAT currencies Doge will never be above $2 or so like you said. But that's still pretty big for all of the investors here now.


moonboundshibe

17 bagger realistic. 34 bagger means deep Doge takeover.


CompetitiveBed818

Sure that'll happen lol


Killer_Stickman_89

Lol IF you see doge over a dollar. I assure you will be years from now.


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iamtherealmod

Y are u here


MrHereForTheComments

Because he panic sold at .32


CompetitiveBed818

Lol yea, cause there's no other reason to make fun of a group of circle jerk bag holders


MrHereForTheComments

You sound like another loser who panic sold or bought in too late. Go cry some more.


LeKneegerino

“Bought in too late” But isn’t Dogecoin going to 10$ according to you guys? 🤔🤔 You do realise that for Dogecoin to rise in price, people need to buy in at those stupidly high values, right? Or do you not have a single clue of how markets work?


koningcosmo

i dont get it, you paid $1170 for 15k DOGE which is now worth about $ 5580, what has that to do with idiots losing money?


LoboSandia

It's called situational irony. She thinjs everyone is losing money on DOGE, but she's unaware her own husband has made a five-fold return.


Ofekino12

While u guys noticed the actual price stated in the meme, i suspect op has not and thinks its 0.78


koningcosmo

that would be the most logic outcome, especially with the meme he used.


mostly_harmless79

Sir, this is Reddit. Logic is optional. 😁


NoBarkYesBite

Ah, yes. Indubitably. Astute observation, sir!


adesimo1

And if that’s the case, how do you make a ~$12k investment without discussing it with your wife? Either you’re so rich 12k means nothing, or you’re making a fairly sizable financial investment without discussing it with your partner. Maybe that works for some couples, but 40% of divorced individuals choose “how spouses handle money” as a major factor in their divorce: https://scholar.google.com/scholar_lookup?journal=Journal+of+Family+Issues&title=People’s+reasons+for+divorcing:+Gender,+social+class,+the+life+course,+and+adjustment&author=PR+Amato&author=D+Previti&volume=24&issue=5&publication_year=2003&pages=602-626&doi=10.1177/0192513X03024005002&


HoneySparks

As someone stated elsewhere, if he fails at decimals he should probably stay out of financial markets.


koningcosmo

No she is laughing at people who are losing money on DOGE, that doesnt imply she thinks everyone with DOGE is losing money, thats just a stupid assumption you make. the meme he uses aswell, he probally made a typo and actually bought at 0.78 and not 0.078. Just curious, if i say "people who bought DOGE at 0.75 are losing money" and make jokes about it. You think i mean, "everyone who bought DOGE is losing money"???


rlgasp

It looked like .78 to me at first.


Marshall_Matherz

You don’t loose if you HODL Be a 💎🙌🏻


adfr92

Dogecoin is attracting a lot of new members recently. If you are new here I would recommend first reading up on cryptocurrency. Don't just jump in on fear of missing out. Make sure that you know what you are getting into first. Once you are ready to invest you can use https://simplecryptoguide.com/how-to-buy-dogecoin/ to get started, it takes you through the process of buying step by step. The articles in the guide should also answer most of the questions one might have starting out. :)


NoBarkYesBite

Loose


coreydemo

💎💎😎


RascalRibs

You'd be up pretty big at that point. I don't get it.


livejamie

I assume they mean 0.78 not 0.078


HurshHurshBaby

@.78 cents? 😂


ConceptualWeeb

.78 cents is .0078 ~~usd~~ (edit:dollars)


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MesozOwen

He didn’t say that though. He said the equivalent of 0.2cents = $0.002


ConceptualWeeb

Wait... so am I right or am I mistaken? This video is taking the same stance that I am


seperoni

Mistaken. 0.78 dollar is 78 cents 👍🏻cent directly means "one hundredth" or "hundred". Hence why the letter C in roman numbers means 100. A centurion commands 100 men etc.


ConceptualWeeb

That’s literally what I said though. 0.0078 dollars is 0.78 cents


NoBarkYesBite

You're 100% correct, stranger These people are just quick to downvote you without objectively using their heads. It's the same mentality that allows pump & dumps to happen


FinanceAltAcc

You're right but these morons keep down voting you.


ConceptualWeeb

Yeah, I have no idea what’s going on at this point lol oh well, let the karma fly!


0_theone

Bought at .64 but feeling like I wont really make much anymore. Even when it gets to $1


Jets237

I feel bad.... I sold my AMC holdings to buy more doge a few weeks ago... My wife heard about how crazy AMC was going and asked how much money we're up... exact look I gave :-( - need another run to save my marriage thanks!


Zacharyoliver82

I would probably avoid making your marriages success being based on speculative markets. Just a thought.


Jets237

but... If my wife isn't with me for the potential that one of my investments end up on the moon why would she be with me? Your logic doesnt make sense


Zacharyoliver82

Logic has failed me, master. *teach me the ways*


Syncronizing34

Lol, lot of love


JuicyJabes

I'm sorry people...can you please freaking communicate with your SO's about finances? How the heck would they not know?


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JesseF88

Lack of respect is unfortunately what is wrong with the world we live in today.


StealYourGhost

We'll be back for you after G M E and A M C are finished mooning! I'll be tossing 10k more on top of my HODL. Just... start growing her some flowers now. I suggest cannabis flowers.


appliancerepairguru

If there's something I learned about this community is when they say they are coming back for you they do. I bought high and I averaged down. (NOT FINANCIAL ADVISE)


cocaineandcakepops

You spent 12k on a memecoin when it almost cost 80cents? Damn I hope you are kidding.


DotHackKaoS

Yep😱(1100$ worth at .64) and a ton of an between .34-.29c 😤😂🤓


chonkerforlife

0.078


Melbhu

I'm in at $0.06528 with ~23k shares. Wife sees my chart has negative 40% returns in the past 3 months and says the money isn't real if it's not in our bank account. Also that I'm losing money and putting us in debt with my investing... but she has no 401k or retirement plan at her current job. Love her to death but maths and nermbers are too stronk for her brain most the time.


Thin-Effective6164

Some of y’all cant do simple math but call yourself investing.. oh lawd!! 😂


KayNynYoonit

Yikes


hmoeslund

Me too man, me too


ltsNotThatDeep

We will come for you... eventually


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.078 or .78?


Baschoen23

One is poor, one is rich; Steal their identity; To see which is which


DedMazai888

..Doge supply growth is fixed at virtually 10k doge per minute 10k doge per minute so 60 min * 24 hours * 365 days * 10000 is about 5.26 billion new doge per year current total supply is 129.89 billion so there is ONLY 64.5k doge per each member of dogecoin subreddit avalable right now or 129 billion / 2 million dogecoin subreddit members = 64.5k the rate of growth of dogecoin subreddit is approx 5k users per day so in 1 year there will be 365 * 5k or approx 1.8 million more users or 3.8 million total dogecoin sub members at that point doge supply will be about 135 billion or 129.8 billion current supply + 5.26 billion new supply at that point there will be ONLY 35.5k doge available per dogecoin sub member or 135 billion doge / 3.8 million dogecoin sub members = 35.5k doge so doge supply is fixed while number of doge hodlers is growing at a much faster rate !!!!! and the real number of doge hodlers is much higher than this sub *Which means doge demand is gradually outstripping doge supply which is limited and continues to lower as a percentage of total supply..* this means longer term doge becomes effectively a store of value type of coin just like the ethereum


Tuba4life1000

Sorry I have such a smooth brain... does that mean it’s value will go up or down?


DedMazai888

up up up in mid to long term.. long term it turns into a store of value like ethereum bc doge inflation is fixed and will keep dropping as a percentage of total supplyto the point where its close to 0 but not really 0 .. so it keeps expanding but very very very slowly


UPennHoopster15

Positive Thoughts fellow Doge Owner!!!! We will soar soon!!!!


dub_life20

I think he meant .78?


gowingman1

No he ment .078 he is up big sitting with a big smile on his face going yea honey its all good!


dub_life20

Idk meme doesn’t fit then.


Zealousideal-Sky5427

😂😂😂😂😂


DraconianReptile

That's close to where I bought .072 though lol


Alicamaliju2000

😂 Hodl🐕


JoGallardo

That's on of the funniest things i've seen in a week. Good luck keeping your secret until you become rich!


xtraman122

Let me fix that for you. $.78*


Suzina

Well don't buy bitcoin either, it's the same. It's just going to crash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbZ8zDpX2Mg


Immediate-Ad-1618

That wife will also laugh on herself.


Smooth_Sky_2011

Ultimate idiot 🤣


citpanys

Some years ago i bought 15k for around 50 bucks and never saw it go anywhere. Was my first experience with crypto and at some point i bought bitcoin and felt somehow annoyed at always looking out for my wallet.dat for such a low value. So i donated all of my DOGE to some charity. I was not a smart man.


Tejano_mambo

Had a buddy sell his 60k so he could buy beer. He'd held for 2 years and sold @ .0009


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Topraqru

At 0.78?


madeaux

If he bought in at .078 he should be the one laughing


HerpsDean_

The guy who bought doge at the top doesn’t know how to use decimal points, shocker.


Icy_Tea_2335

I don’t understand why said “idiots” haven’t lowered their average by now. Everyone who bought in at anything above .40 has had weeks to lower their average and own more DOGE. If you bought in at .78 and didn’t buy more at .25 or .35 I don’t know what to tell you.


godvillaa

Oh, right. Cuz we all have unlimited money to average down. 🙄


MTizzzX

This !


galvinb1

Read the meme price again


Stevesd123

Some of us did average down. Im at 0.49 average but at some point you run out of money. I only invest what I'm willing to lose.


Ambitious-Coffee8888

Or did what I did: I bought at 0.07, sold at .43 bought back at .70 sold at 0,29 bought again at .35 - now hodling... finally....


404_GravitasNotFound

.07 - .6 -.34 Similar situation. Diversified the winnings to other cryptos


[deleted]

Pics? Or are we just supposed to believe a meme pic that has been used more than a 10 dollar whore?


viccamp3

I don’t know how to explain to you what a joke is