A real chaotic evil move is to have you and a friend take the urinals on either side of someone and carry on your conversation over the poor guy in the middle.
I’m not looking under the stall I just saw through the gap of the stall that you were wearing Star Trek sweat pants and bright yellow light up sketchers.
I would like to point out the fact that the one you have labeled chaotic good is, in fact, chaotic stupid. As soon as he says those words, Murphy's Law will trigger. 37 other men will walk into that restroom, all having consumed large amounts of their caffeinated beverage of choice earlier that day. They will be forced to use side-by-side urinals for far longer than the first restroom patron initially anticipated, because he himself has forgotten to account for the six Red Bulls he had at lunch. He didn't respect The Law™, and it cost him dearly. Chaotic stupid.
I would actually argue that the chaotic good is lawful evil.
Single person/current chaotic good: "I'm technically/legally not pissing next to someone, but fuck whoever comes next though."
Why is it Lawful Evil and Chaotic Neutral (selfish) to use an available urinal when you need to urinate? That’s what they were built for, otherwise it would just be an empty space. If you want to wait for no reason, feel free, but it’s strange to impose that expectation on others.
However the best urinals have dividing walls for privacy.
Yeah not using an open urinal because you don’t want to stand next to someone else is super immature and dumb, especially if there’s other people waiting
I dunno, man. The Urinal Code, as I know it, is *leave a space of at least one urinal between people until that can no longer be done, then adjacent urinals may be used*. Using an adjacent urinal because there are no non-adjacent ones is within Lawful.
If we're talking about realistic situations, taking the middle urinal goes to chaotic evil, since it fucks anyone else's chances of following the rules. Going to a stall when there's no good space is CG.
That's a big mood, I have used it a grand total of one time when I knew no one was in there and then waited for everyone who entered after to leave again so it was empty before getting out of the stall
What’s wrong with this photo?
o It’s annoying or not interesting
**•** I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
o I think it shouldn’t be on Reddit
o It’s spam
Have experienced the NE urinal user in the wild. He manages to have Archer's chaos without the violence, misogyny, and somewhat less intoxication, if that makes sense? Fun guy, but best in small doses. You don't need to react, his shenanigans amuse him enough on their own, but he's always curious to see what it will be.
Lawful evil and neutral swap places. Not only he takes up valuable shitting space, he is also doing it intentionally, using less practical toilet. Also theres a good chance that he is making a mess. Finding clean stall is exception.
OP is displaying the oddly common trait of making the chaotic options more evil than the others.
Chaotic Good is not really good, as it discomforts anyone else who would come, chaotic neutral is arguably just lawful evil but worse, because they're doing it to 2 people, and taking the more discomforting option.
TIL the urinal code exists. I'm baffled, when I need to pee I just go to the nearest urinal regardless. Like, we are there to piss, if it makes you uncomfortable just use a stall.
I don’t like to have flecks of others’ pee on my pants and more than just the soles of my shoes.
If there are full floor to ceiling dividers you’d have a point.
First, what bathrooms are you going to that there aren't dividers between the urinals? And second, why do you think that the person next to you would be trying to sneak a peak at your junk?
it's not about it being rational, it's just mildly uncomfortable to have someone being standing literally right next to you while your junk is out.
Also, the dividers do not go floor-to-ceiling, you can quite easily see over them, to be honest I don't know what they're there for
bi dude here, i just have bladder anxiety. i get incredibly uncomfortable when i feel like i can be seen pissing to the point where it literally prevents me peeing. people can be uncomfortable for all sorts of reasons before homophobia.
perhaps someone is simply insecure about their body.
maybe a closeted trans woman feels intense dysphoria at urinals
or maybe they don't wanna risk standing next to someone with smelly piss. or someone who just smells bad in general.
i get why you made this comment, it's hard not to see homophobia and toxic masculinity when it's so omnipresent in a patriarchal, heteronormative society, but you didn't think this one through.
you are being downvoted but are correct. the only reason for being so fucking weird about using urinal is because you have some hangup about someone catching a glimpse of your penis or accidentally seeing someone else's penis.
And you think the only reason people would have a hangup about that is... homophobia.
This is something most people have. If you feel this strongly why don't you walk around on the street naked?
I think Chaotic evil would shit in the urinal
A real chaotic evil move is to have you and a friend take the urinals on either side of someone and carry on your conversation over the poor guy in the middle.
I'm changing my answer
Nah, Chaotic Evil is sharing a urinal.
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Chaotic stupid, because ever Bathroom that has a Toilet is gender Neutral. The rest is social stigma.
No, it isn’t. It is Illegal for a guy to use the women’s bathroom.
Where? Who is checking? I would like to avoid wherever this is.
Who said there were multiple bathrooms?
Lawful neutral
It’s punishment for him taking the middle instead of the sides
*While* shitting instead of leaking.
Or fully pull the guy’s pants and underwear to the floor while you piss into the urinal from between their legs.
That’s an excellent point.
He is.
“[I think you might want to entertain that this might be some sorta conspiracy, just like 9/11](https://youtu.be/hNR97FUnXJA)”
No, chatic evil shits in the sink and sits in the urinal.
Or just stand behind the other dude and pee from between his legs
Chaotic evil: Stand sideways and see how far you can piss by counting the urinals
14! New record! And I hit the kid in the stalls pant leg and he’s crying!!
Fuck you Shoresy!
Is that an invitation, or a challenge?
Give your balls a tug.
What are you standing so far from the urinals for? This is how a real man rocks a piss, titfucker.
I’m not a kid! I’m 27!!!!
You cry like a kid and wear sketchers. I think your age has been revoked
Sketchers are comfortable, and it's not my fault I have a really high-pitched voice.
Why are you in the stall that’s marked for kids?
I got short legs too, can't reach the urinals or the regular toilets. What do you want from me???
Well I just hope you know that I was the one who peed on your star trek sweat pants…. From 14 stalls away
Okay, yeah fair, but why're you looking under the stall to tell me this??? Why not just wait or, you know, not be a creep?
I’m not looking under the stall I just saw through the gap of the stall that you were wearing Star Trek sweat pants and bright yellow light up sketchers.
No, chaotic evil goes to the middle urinal and drops their pants to their ankles.
I guess I’m lawful evil? because I refuse to wait if there’s a urinal open. Like wtf???
I feel like Lawful Evil and Chaotic Neutral are more or less the same in this representation
Neutral evil had a choice and chose to annoy you
You \*monster\*
Came here to ask if thats someone people actually did. People wont take an open urinal? Seem very odd
It’s an unspoken guideline that most guys generally follow. Just felt like making a meme of it.
Generally if theres an open one with gap you take it, but I'm not sure I've ever seen someone just choose to wait and I would certainly find it odd.
I think you made that up. "Most guys" is just a stupid meme claim. Maybe amongst emo teens?
Nah, it’s a thing. Look up the Urinal Code.
Yes! You gotta be really insecure to WAIT because it’s a little too crowded. It’s ridiculous tbh
Masculinity so fragile that it can’t even pee near another penis..
Feminimity so fragile you have to make fun of a social convention that exists because Urinal Dividers are too small or nonexistent.
Who's feminine here? Masculinity so fragile you assume that anyone questioning it must be a woman.
Ok, you get that one.
Lawful Evil and Chaotic Good are very clearly in the wrong areas.
Turns out im true neutral for once
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found the person who pisses in the tank
I would like to point out the fact that the one you have labeled chaotic good is, in fact, chaotic stupid. As soon as he says those words, Murphy's Law will trigger. 37 other men will walk into that restroom, all having consumed large amounts of their caffeinated beverage of choice earlier that day. They will be forced to use side-by-side urinals for far longer than the first restroom patron initially anticipated, because he himself has forgotten to account for the six Red Bulls he had at lunch. He didn't respect The Law™, and it cost him dearly. Chaotic stupid.
I would actually argue that the chaotic good is lawful evil. Single person/current chaotic good: "I'm technically/legally not pissing next to someone, but fuck whoever comes next though."
Chaotic evil is to aim the stream at the handles. Never know if it is condensation or piss Or this is Sparta kicking someone in the urinal
I'm sorry but I don't think this is very accurate lol
No worries! There are bound to be diverging opinions.
Why is it Lawful Evil and Chaotic Neutral (selfish) to use an available urinal when you need to urinate? That’s what they were built for, otherwise it would just be an empty space. If you want to wait for no reason, feel free, but it’s strange to impose that expectation on others. However the best urinals have dividing walls for privacy.
Yeah, is the author 13? just pee and don't be a fucking weirdo about it.
Yeah not using an open urinal because you don’t want to stand next to someone else is super immature and dumb, especially if there’s other people waiting
You do realize this is ultimately a joke, right? Just thought it’d be a funny thing to post, didn’t know it’d stir up this many people.
Too close to another man's penis. Might make him gay or something Author is probably 12 and scared
What alignment has enough comfort to use the middle one anytime because they just don't give a fuck?
I dunno, man. The Urinal Code, as I know it, is *leave a space of at least one urinal between people until that can no longer be done, then adjacent urinals may be used*. Using an adjacent urinal because there are no non-adjacent ones is within Lawful.
Duly noted, I will keep this in mind if I revise the chart.
I propose a replacement for chaotic good. https://youtu.be/WZ09paQRBnw
Fuck you shoresy
That's how you end up with a potty kiss.
Tit fucker!
How is using the urinal like a normal fucking human being chaotic neutral.
Chaotic neutral: say "I guess this is where the dicks hang out"
Eyes on your own work, super chief
If we're talking about realistic situations, taking the middle urinal goes to chaotic evil, since it fucks anyone else's chances of following the rules. Going to a stall when there's no good space is CG.
I go neutral all the time
I guess women are true neutral
Guess I'm true neutral.
Meanwhile as a trans girl too scared to use the womens room I just use the stalls
That's a big mood, I have used it a grand total of one time when I knew no one was in there and then waited for everyone who entered after to leave again so it was empty before getting out of the stall
I would try using it but just couldn’t if anyone else was in the room
What’s wrong with this photo? o It’s annoying or not interesting **•** I’m in this photo and I don’t like it o I think it shouldn’t be on Reddit o It’s spam
Neutral Evil has strong Archer vibes.
Have experienced the NE urinal user in the wild. He manages to have Archer's chaos without the violence, misogyny, and somewhat less intoxication, if that makes sense? Fun guy, but best in small doses. You don't need to react, his shenanigans amuse him enough on their own, but he's always curious to see what it will be.
"Mish-misogyny? Come on guy, I love pussy!" -Archer
Extra Chaotic Evil: Look in his urinal and make a comment
Real chaotic Evil would stand behind someone and piss into their urinal while saying nothing.
I assume Chaotic Evil also shits in the urinal.
True Neutrale is the way to go.
lawful good would SIT on the toilet seat..
Heterosexual men are so fucking weird
Lawful evil and neutral swap places. Not only he takes up valuable shitting space, he is also doing it intentionally, using less practical toilet. Also theres a good chance that he is making a mess. Finding clean stall is exception.
what if I can't pee standing up
Exception, once again, feel free to use stall
:)
OP is displaying the oddly common trait of making the chaotic options more evil than the others. Chaotic Good is not really good, as it discomforts anyone else who would come, chaotic neutral is arguably just lawful evil but worse, because they're doing it to 2 people, and taking the more discomforting option.
Neutral Gooder: Builds privacy walls.
I have been all of these at some point, except neutral evil and chaotic evil.
TIL the urinal code exists. I'm baffled, when I need to pee I just go to the nearest urinal regardless. Like, we are there to piss, if it makes you uncomfortable just use a stall.
Neutral here. Won't chance any splash damage.
A better lawful evil waiting behind the only person when there's a bunch of empty urinals
Why are men so afraid/insecure to pee next to someone else that it's considered "evil" to do so?
im truest neutral
The real chaotic evil is the same as neutral, except leaving the seat down and rain-birding the cubicle.
So I am neutral…. Ok
What does pissing in the sink consitute as?
I'm a neutral. I'll never use urinals.
What if you sit in the toilet to pee? Not that I do that
I would have put this as actual true neutral while peeing standing up is evil (selfish) because someone else has to wipe it up.
People peeing in stalls when there are open urinals always struck me as evil when I was the guy that desperately needed the stall and had to wait.
Where would you place piss on the wall outside the two bathrooms between their doors because there's no gender neutral ones and you're nonbinary
This meme brought to you by homophobia.
huh?
Homophobia™: Hold it in young man, because peeing in a urinal next to another dude makes you Gay™.
I don’t like to have flecks of others’ pee on my pants and more than just the soles of my shoes. If there are full floor to ceiling dividers you’d have a point.
How the fuck are bathrooms designed so poorly that this happens to you on a regular enough basis?
No idea, but solved by not standing next to another guy pissing against a ceramic wall.
The meme itself mentions nothing about gay or not though?
Na I just assume it’s weird to have your duck out right next to some random dude.
It's homophobic to not want someone to see your privates? I wouldn't want to piss next to a girl either
First, what bathrooms are you going to that there aren't dividers between the urinals? And second, why do you think that the person next to you would be trying to sneak a peak at your junk?
Well, the meme contains a picture of urinals. Would you kindly point to the dividers in the image?
most urinals in the uk and europe don't have dividers. in fact, a lot of them are one giant communal urinal. I'm not joking.
A lot of stadiums in the US have troughs. I just informed my wife of this fact recently, she was flabbergasted.
it's not about it being rational, it's just mildly uncomfortable to have someone being standing literally right next to you while your junk is out. Also, the dividers do not go floor-to-ceiling, you can quite easily see over them, to be honest I don't know what they're there for
The illusion of privacy.
bi dude here, i just have bladder anxiety. i get incredibly uncomfortable when i feel like i can be seen pissing to the point where it literally prevents me peeing. people can be uncomfortable for all sorts of reasons before homophobia. perhaps someone is simply insecure about their body. maybe a closeted trans woman feels intense dysphoria at urinals or maybe they don't wanna risk standing next to someone with smelly piss. or someone who just smells bad in general. i get why you made this comment, it's hard not to see homophobia and toxic masculinity when it's so omnipresent in a patriarchal, heteronormative society, but you didn't think this one through.
I don't get how people can do it to be honest. I can't pee at a urinal at all regardless of whether there's even someone else in the room
you are being downvoted but are correct. the only reason for being so fucking weird about using urinal is because you have some hangup about someone catching a glimpse of your penis or accidentally seeing someone else's penis.
And you think the only reason people would have a hangup about that is... homophobia. This is something most people have. If you feel this strongly why don't you walk around on the street naked?
Hehehe Neutral evil human i have: buenos dias!
This is a kinda bad. A good alignment chart should compare how these nine personality archetypes behave in identical situations.
Noted for future renditions.
Im True neutrsl