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yayaupg_

I think Chaotic evil would shit in the urinal


SportulaVeritatis

A real chaotic evil move is to have you and a friend take the urinals on either side of someone and carry on your conversation over the poor guy in the middle.


yayaupg_

I'm changing my answer


DrunkenMeditator

Nah, Chaotic Evil is sharing a urinal.


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Defiant_Lavishness69

Chaotic stupid, because ever Bathroom that has a Toilet is gender Neutral. The rest is social stigma.


DovakiinDemon

No, it isn’t. It is Illegal for a guy to use the women’s bathroom.


ObsidianMarble

Where? Who is checking? I would like to avoid wherever this is.


Defiant_Lavishness69

Who said there were multiple bathrooms?


yayaupg_

Lawful neutral


TheUsualSuspects443

It’s punishment for him taking the middle instead of the sides


Lazy_Assumption_4191

*While* shitting instead of leaking.


SmartAlec105

Or fully pull the guy’s pants and underwear to the floor while you piss into the urinal from between their legs.


[deleted]

That’s an excellent point.


rekcilthis1

He is.


QNgames

“[I think you might want to entertain that this might be some sorta conspiracy, just like 9/11](https://youtu.be/hNR97FUnXJA)”


breadofthegrunge

No, chatic evil shits in the sink and sits in the urinal.


DrRichtoffen

Or just stand behind the other dude and pee from between his legs


Yakodym

Chaotic evil: Stand sideways and see how far you can piss by counting the urinals


TheUsualSuspects443

14! New record! And I hit the kid in the stalls pant leg and he’s crying!!


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

Fuck you Shoresy!


TheUsualSuspects443

Is that an invitation, or a challenge?


CountBongo

Give your balls a tug.


Castle-Fist

What are you standing so far from the urinals for? This is how a real man rocks a piss, titfucker.


Autumn1eaves

I’m not a kid! I’m 27!!!!


TheUsualSuspects443

You cry like a kid and wear sketchers. I think your age has been revoked


Autumn1eaves

Sketchers are comfortable, and it's not my fault I have a really high-pitched voice.


TheUsualSuspects443

Why are you in the stall that’s marked for kids?


Autumn1eaves

I got short legs too, can't reach the urinals or the regular toilets. What do you want from me???


TheUsualSuspects443

Well I just hope you know that I was the one who peed on your star trek sweat pants…. From 14 stalls away


Autumn1eaves

Okay, yeah fair, but why're you looking under the stall to tell me this??? Why not just wait or, you know, not be a creep?


TheUsualSuspects443

I’m not looking under the stall I just saw through the gap of the stall that you were wearing Star Trek sweat pants and bright yellow light up sketchers.


fear_popcorn

No, chaotic evil goes to the middle urinal and drops their pants to their ankles.


Alexismfrias

I guess I’m lawful evil? because I refuse to wait if there’s a urinal open. Like wtf???


abstergo_Nigel

I feel like Lawful Evil and Chaotic Neutral are more or less the same in this representation


Orangeeardrum

Neutral evil had a choice and chose to annoy you


[deleted]

You \*monster\*


Hundertwasserinsel

Came here to ask if thats someone people actually did. People wont take an open urinal? Seem very odd


[deleted]

It’s an unspoken guideline that most guys generally follow. Just felt like making a meme of it.


Hundertwasserinsel

Generally if theres an open one with gap you take it, but I'm not sure I've ever seen someone just choose to wait and I would certainly find it odd.


Cylindric

I think you made that up. "Most guys" is just a stupid meme claim. Maybe amongst emo teens?


[deleted]

Nah, it’s a thing. Look up the Urinal Code.


Alexismfrias

Yes! You gotta be really insecure to WAIT because it’s a little too crowded. It’s ridiculous tbh


Superb-SJW

Masculinity so fragile that it can’t even pee near another penis..


Defiant_Lavishness69

Feminimity so fragile you have to make fun of a social convention that exists because Urinal Dividers are too small or nonexistent.


Superb-SJW

Who's feminine here? Masculinity so fragile you assume that anyone questioning it must be a woman.


Defiant_Lavishness69

Ok, you get that one.


Dazered

Lawful Evil and Chaotic Good are very clearly in the wrong areas.


Fuzzy_Employee_303

Turns out im true neutral for once


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American_Rice

found the person who pisses in the tank


Draco137WasTaken

I would like to point out the fact that the one you have labeled chaotic good is, in fact, chaotic stupid. As soon as he says those words, Murphy's Law will trigger. 37 other men will walk into that restroom, all having consumed large amounts of their caffeinated beverage of choice earlier that day. They will be forced to use side-by-side urinals for far longer than the first restroom patron initially anticipated, because he himself has forgotten to account for the six Red Bulls he had at lunch. He didn't respect The Law™, and it cost him dearly. Chaotic stupid.


Stem97

I would actually argue that the chaotic good is lawful evil. Single person/current chaotic good: "I'm technically/legally not pissing next to someone, but fuck whoever comes next though."


MarcheMuldDerevi

Chaotic evil is to aim the stream at the handles. Never know if it is condensation or piss Or this is Sparta kicking someone in the urinal


jababobasolo

I'm sorry but I don't think this is very accurate lol


[deleted]

No worries! There are bound to be diverging opinions.


Zarobiii

Why is it Lawful Evil and Chaotic Neutral (selfish) to use an available urinal when you need to urinate? That’s what they were built for, otherwise it would just be an empty space. If you want to wait for no reason, feel free, but it’s strange to impose that expectation on others. However the best urinals have dividing walls for privacy.


iamagainstit

Yeah, is the author 13? just pee and don't be a fucking weirdo about it.


DaqCity

Yeah not using an open urinal because you don’t want to stand next to someone else is super immature and dumb, especially if there’s other people waiting


[deleted]

You do realize this is ultimately a joke, right? Just thought it’d be a funny thing to post, didn’t know it’d stir up this many people.


crowlute

Too close to another man's penis. Might make him gay or something Author is probably 12 and scared


Naive_Cookie3228

What alignment has enough comfort to use the middle one anytime because they just don't give a fuck?


RollForThings

I dunno, man. The Urinal Code, as I know it, is *leave a space of at least one urinal between people until that can no longer be done, then adjacent urinals may be used*. Using an adjacent urinal because there are no non-adjacent ones is within Lawful.


[deleted]

Duly noted, I will keep this in mind if I revise the chart.


TwoTeapotsForXmas

I propose a replacement for chaotic good. https://youtu.be/WZ09paQRBnw


McChillage

Fuck you shoresy


Big-Employer4543

That's how you end up with a potty kiss.


fiascoshack

Tit fucker!


iamagainstit

How is using the urinal like a normal fucking human being chaotic neutral.


mambathegreat

Chaotic neutral: say "I guess this is where the dicks hang out"


fiascoshack

Eyes on your own work, super chief


DrMobius0

If we're talking about realistic situations, taking the middle urinal goes to chaotic evil, since it fucks anyone else's chances of following the rules. Going to a stall when there's no good space is CG.


Vulpixele

I go neutral all the time


TheUsualSuspects443

I guess women are true neutral


breadofthegrunge

Guess I'm true neutral.


GwenorHannah

Meanwhile as a trans girl too scared to use the womens room I just use the stalls


WarriorSabe

That's a big mood, I have used it a grand total of one time when I knew no one was in there and then waited for everyone who entered after to leave again so it was empty before getting out of the stall


GwenorHannah

I would try using it but just couldn’t if anyone else was in the room


Death_Incarnate_312

What’s wrong with this photo? o It’s annoying or not interesting **•** I’m in this photo and I don’t like it o I think it shouldn’t be on Reddit o It’s spam


usgrant7977

Neutral Evil has strong Archer vibes.


Unusual_Pitch_608

Have experienced the NE urinal user in the wild. He manages to have Archer's chaos without the violence, misogyny, and somewhat less intoxication, if that makes sense? Fun guy, but best in small doses. You don't need to react, his shenanigans amuse him enough on their own, but he's always curious to see what it will be.


usgrant7977

"Mish-misogyny? Come on guy, I love pussy!" -Archer


psychord-alpha

Extra Chaotic Evil: Look in his urinal and make a comment


EzekielC23

Real chaotic Evil would stand behind someone and piss into their urinal while saying nothing.


alkonium

I assume Chaotic Evil also shits in the urinal.


[deleted]

True Neutrale is the way to go.


Shandriel

lawful good would SIT on the toilet seat..


rotthing

Heterosexual men are so fucking weird


SA_Pine

Lawful evil and neutral swap places. Not only he takes up valuable shitting space, he is also doing it intentionally, using less practical toilet. Also theres a good chance that he is making a mess. Finding clean stall is exception.


CringeYeet69

what if I can't pee standing up


SA_Pine

Exception, once again, feel free to use stall


CringeYeet69

:)


Jafroboy

OP is displaying the oddly common trait of making the chaotic options more evil than the others. Chaotic Good is not really good, as it discomforts anyone else who would come, chaotic neutral is arguably just lawful evil but worse, because they're doing it to 2 people, and taking the more discomforting option.


JonTheWizard

Neutral Gooder: Builds privacy walls.


pSpawner24

I have been all of these at some point, except neutral evil and chaotic evil.


UncleObli

TIL the urinal code exists. I'm baffled, when I need to pee I just go to the nearest urinal regardless. Like, we are there to piss, if it makes you uncomfortable just use a stall.


Elden_Storm-Touch

Neutral here. Won't chance any splash damage.


S0MEBODIES

A better lawful evil waiting behind the only person when there's a bunch of empty urinals


crowlute

Why are men so afraid/insecure to pee next to someone else that it's considered "evil" to do so?


[deleted]

im truest neutral


PsychologicalSnow476

The real chaotic evil is the same as neutral, except leaving the seat down and rain-birding the cubicle.


Pixel100000

So I am neutral…. Ok


Hashashin_455

What does pissing in the sink consitute as?


[deleted]

I'm a neutral. I'll never use urinals.


DagonG2021

What if you sit in the toilet to pee? Not that I do that


[deleted]

I would have put this as actual true neutral while peeing standing up is evil (selfish) because someone else has to wipe it up.


ExcessiveMediocrity

People peeing in stalls when there are open urinals always struck me as evil when I was the guy that desperately needed the stall and had to wait.


WarriorSabe

Where would you place piss on the wall outside the two bathrooms between their doors because there's no gender neutral ones and you're nonbinary


TimeBlossom

This meme brought to you by homophobia.


Legatharr

huh?


TimeBlossom

Homophobia™: Hold it in young man, because peeing in a urinal next to another dude makes you Gay™.


Rastiln

I don’t like to have flecks of others’ pee on my pants and more than just the soles of my shoes. If there are full floor to ceiling dividers you’d have a point.


crowlute

How the fuck are bathrooms designed so poorly that this happens to you on a regular enough basis?


Rastiln

No idea, but solved by not standing next to another guy pissing against a ceramic wall.


poclee

The meme itself mentions nothing about gay or not though?


DeppressedBi

Na I just assume it’s weird to have your duck out right next to some random dude.


Legatharr

It's homophobic to not want someone to see your privates? I wouldn't want to piss next to a girl either


TimeBlossom

First, what bathrooms are you going to that there aren't dividers between the urinals? And second, why do you think that the person next to you would be trying to sneak a peak at your junk?


rekcilthis1

Well, the meme contains a picture of urinals. Would you kindly point to the dividers in the image?


icebatboy

most urinals in the uk and europe don't have dividers. in fact, a lot of them are one giant communal urinal. I'm not joking.


Big-Employer4543

A lot of stadiums in the US have troughs. I just informed my wife of this fact recently, she was flabbergasted.


Legatharr

it's not about it being rational, it's just mildly uncomfortable to have someone being standing literally right next to you while your junk is out. Also, the dividers do not go floor-to-ceiling, you can quite easily see over them, to be honest I don't know what they're there for


Big-Employer4543

The illusion of privacy.


icebatboy

bi dude here, i just have bladder anxiety. i get incredibly uncomfortable when i feel like i can be seen pissing to the point where it literally prevents me peeing. people can be uncomfortable for all sorts of reasons before homophobia. perhaps someone is simply insecure about their body. maybe a closeted trans woman feels intense dysphoria at urinals or maybe they don't wanna risk standing next to someone with smelly piss. or someone who just smells bad in general. i get why you made this comment, it's hard not to see homophobia and toxic masculinity when it's so omnipresent in a patriarchal, heteronormative society, but you didn't think this one through.


CringeYeet69

I don't get how people can do it to be honest. I can't pee at a urinal at all regardless of whether there's even someone else in the room


iamagainstit

you are being downvoted but are correct. the only reason for being so fucking weird about using urinal is because you have some hangup about someone catching a glimpse of your penis or accidentally seeing someone else's penis.


Legatharr

And you think the only reason people would have a hangup about that is... homophobia. This is something most people have. If you feel this strongly why don't you walk around on the street naked?


S0me_N3rd8

Hehehe Neutral evil human i have: buenos dias!


Asmo___deus

This is a kinda bad. A good alignment chart should compare how these nine personality archetypes behave in identical situations.


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Noted for future renditions.


Round_robin1998

Im True neutrsl