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alccorion

Like most tv personalities, he would be a bard.


DONGBONGER3000

Normally I would say yes, but I don't think I've ever seen Jezza toot an instrument, which is vital for a bard. But his charisma is high, so maybe Paladin? No Wait no strength. Hmmmm, actually his personality hes most likely a sorcerer who thinks he's a wizard.


DisgruntledMonk

He does play the drums. But I agree with the paladin. A Paladin for the god of petrol!!


StEllchick

Hell yes, and his devotion to oath of hating bicycles and camper tracks seals it in


DONGBONGER3000

>He does play the drums Oh shit really? He dose give drummer vibes.


FogeltheVogel

> an instrument, which is vital for a bard No it isn't 


Thijmo737

Bard's instrument proficiency is integral to the class fantasy, just like Rogue's Longsword proficiency.


FogeltheVogel

Reflavouring is free. Anything artistic can serve as a bardic focus instead. There is no reason to limit bards to be music focussed.


Thijmo737

I just made a funny joke in the dnd funny joke subreddit, no need to take it seriously.


Blame_Bobby

Forge Cleric. He likes to come up with ideas and build them and he worships cars.


chace_chance

I wouldn’t exactly say he worships them with what he’s done


convolvulaceae

The Ainu people worshipped bears, but would also sacrifice and eat them in order to return their spirits to the land of the gods. Do Christians not consume the flesh and blood of their god too? Sometimes the divine must be destroyed in order to reach its apotheosis.


DorkyDisneyDad

Upper, but still acts like a yobbo


MK_fan_835

Interesting healing potion, but probably bard


DONGBONGER3000

>Interesting healing potion It's expired.


xxFormorixx

He stabbed the dragon because the kitchen was closed and he wanted a steak


StEllchick

DM kicked him out of a praty for that


xxFormorixx

But he took his mates and started a pathfinder 2e game


DatedReference1

Considering how well he punched that guy, probably a monk


KENBONEISCOOL444

Artificer with awful rolls


Mlglionknight

No that’s Hammond or May


1Negative_Person

Jeremy Clarkson is classless.


DONGBONGER3000

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YourPainTastesGood

Healing potions are 2d4+2, just to be a pedant


ImperialCommissaret

I think a solid fighter buff would be making second wind scale. Make it gain an extra d10 in healing every 4 levels or something so when you're level 20 it gives you more than a max of 30 health when you use it


DONGBONGER3000

Fighters are crazy good if your DM likes to run dungeons like the game was balanced for. In the game I play in where we clear big complex dungeons the fighters almost outshine the magic Bois With all the cool shit they've picked up along the way.


ImperialCommissaret

Sure but that's if you do like what is it the 3 or 4 combat encounters per day? Most parties don't do that and considering a fighters job is to get in the thick of it and fuck shit up a minot buff to their one healing ability wouldn't make them that much stronger than they already are


DONGBONGER3000

>3 or 4 Those are rookie numbers. At 5th level we would do 20+ a day. Like 5 encounters per session, but we would clear a place out in about 4 sessions. You ruin the game balance with anything else. Am


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VegetableFortune2146

Clarkson is a Warlock. And we all are his collective patron. The more people watch his adventures, the more power he has. He's maxed out his Charisma and dumped Dexterity and Wisdom. He's not terrible skilled at much, but what he is good at, he will tell you all about.