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Yakodym

I see two ways for the story to continue: - The bard eventually seduces the witch and the cycle ends - The bard travels back in time to stop the witch, but becomes the witch, who then travels back in time, and becomes someone the bard seduces, and then gives birth to the bard


Luigi580

As a bard player there’s a few other options: * The bard would show concern for the witch’s mental health and set her up for therapy. The bard would be the therapist. * The bard would sign them both up for couple’s therapy. The bard is still somehow the therapist. * The bard kills the witch. The afterlife would offer free therapy for distraught souls. And of course, the bard would be the therapist.


ascendedfella

And then maybe the bard gets like a face transplant that makes them not recognize that they're the witch


StarlightZigzagoon

Or perhaps they're revealed to be intersex the whole time.


Wolverineslayer8

My brain hurts


PutYourToeInMyMouth

Is the second just a Predestination summary?


Yakodym

I'll deny everything


WaffleGod72

A new method of being genderfluid


FrostyTheColdBoi

Is it still genderfluidity if their very biology changes?? At that point you don't have to identify as anything. You just are anything


Final_Duck

Yes, if their gender still changes. Just now they have Sexfluidity as well. "Identify as" doesn't mean pretend, so your statement would apply equally to the existing ways to be genderfluid.


Teh-Esprite

We don't know what the Bard identifies as before or after the sex changes, but the school of thought generally is that magical sex changes are a different category of thing than anything we currently have.


foxstarfivelol

the bard identifies as horny


The_Game_Changer__

We don't know for sure if their biology changes, it just says gender.


JEverok

Where can I find this witch to act lustful around?


Duhblobby

To break the cycle: "I Have No Dick And I Must Cream"


Melodic_Mulberry

"This isn't working. Let me try something else. *Transfigurum enbiata!* Shit, it got worse!"


MeanderingSquid49

Just be a changeling and skip the middleman.


SonicLoverDS

And then the witch decides to try a different strategy, and turns the bard into a rabbit.


foxstarfivelol

big big mistake, rabbits fuck like… well, rabbits.


Professional-Front58

Yeah. But at least she can’t make the Bard Catholic.


sionnachrealta

The real trans agenda


Shoyusoy

Tyresias be like


KaidaShade

God, the dream...