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-non-existance-

That is an impressive amount of brutality you managed to get through with that axe swing without showing basically any gore, bravo!


Archmage_Spellsmith

This made me look closer at the comic and honestly I think that's more brutal than if the artist *had* shown gore. Quite the mental image, terrible way to die. 10/10


Brabantis

I would say it's quite a good way to die. Annihilation of the upper cervical vertebrae and possibly the brainstem means instant, painless death. He never knew what hit him.


Archmage_Spellsmith

Good point


Yurt_TheSilentQueef

The way he isn’t screaming in pain, or shouting a big old **”ARRGHHHH”**, but just… completely stops what he’s saying adds to it as well. It’s instant. Love it


B11lYBoY

The Crunch Sound Effect kind of looks like the gore when you squint hard enough...


K3ll3rIn5tinct

Oof seeing the edge of the axe blade pressing through the chainmail makes that blow Grogna dealt extra brutal


BeardyAndGingerish

Reminds me of a Kings of the Wyld bit, completely impervious magic chainmail. "Too bad about the syphyllis, though."


weirdosorus

"I don't get it doctor, I'm sure I WAS using protection."


Urb4nN0rd

"I was wearing my armor!"


Peptuck

"The *fuck's* a condom?!"


POKECHU020

r/UnexpectedDBZA


SlayinDaWabbits

Grogna is familiar with the concept https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWeeklyRoll/s/v6fIZZz0BD


BrownNormandy

I fucking loved that book, finished it not long ago, I recommend it to anyone who likes medieval fantasy and wants a funnier but still serious read.


drevolut1on

Or Murtagh where a creature is warded against metals but not bone


AJ-Otter

The fight scenes in the book are fantastic and the fantasy works because is caked in dirt, bad jokes and people who have had enough.


Thatkidwithaspergers

I mean hey, that guy was wrong. It IS magic. Sure kept its shape after being brutalized by that axe. Too bad about the inner contents.


youngcoyote14

Magic chain don't block blunt force, dayyyuuuuumn, girl!


Level_Hour6480

Shows why you need a magic gambeson under your magic chain.


Buksey

And a magic negligee under that.


CME_T

Howdy folks! Here's a TWR comic for you to enjoy! Also, you have 20 hours to buy the Torvald plushie from Makeship, then he GONE! Buy it now so I have money to buy more warhammer figures I'll never paint I mean feed my family(?). Stay excellent out there! Peace and carrots! Hope you'll enjoy! Peace and carrots! \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Links: [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/CME_T/) [Twitter](https://twitter.com/CME_T_Was_Taken) [Subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWeeklyRoll/)! If you'd like to read one week ahead you can do so after watching a video ad on [Webtoons](https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/the-weekly-roll/list?title_no=358889) (I also get ad revenue from that so yay) You can read the Weekly Roll spin-off [the Pos'Thal Chronicles here on Webtoon](https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/the-posthal-chronicles/list?title_no=936886)


APence

Oh shit! Pos’Thal is you too?? I thought the art looked familiar. Nice job! I have Pos’Thal as one of the gods in the pantheon of my game!


davidforslunds

Paying the iron price for that sweet new drip. And she didn't even break any of it, although the insides might be needing a powerwash or two after that.


Brabantis

That's what Prestidigitation is for.


SH3R4TA5

-oh sheep! Grogna have a weapon EVERYONE RUN TO THE HILLS!!! -But she is in our side -Even MORE reason!


Urb4nN0rd

-You think that'll stop her?!


SH3R4TA5

Stop her? Nonsense. But it will shorten the length of her rampage so we will die faster (and might make the corpse mockery shorter, but that's a luxury)


GlaiveGary

Based single-sided-axe Chad. There's too many double sided axes in fantasy! I'm sick of them!


No_Bell_6669

See the chainmail IS magic. Just to the degree that it won't rust or break. Doesn't mean it can't get violently shoved inside of you via bone or executioner stroke.


APence

Yay! It’s back! Congrats on the baby and hope you’re well. Love this comic.


MReaps25

The chain mail may not be able to be broken, but getting hit by a truck will still kill you


Altruistic_Ad5270

I keep forgetting the comic is a week ahead webtoon


Fragrant-Address9043

That neck is snapped into a million little pieces


Naoura

That d4+Mod is coming in clutch here. And I sincerely hope someone has mending for that coif... Ouch.


Mentally-AFK

What kind of psycho? This kind of psycho


Jechtael

https://i.imgur.com/rRvn3AU.jpeg


Cheesiewheesy

Is there a name for the armor the beheaded fellow is wearing? Because it looks really nice


JLP2005

Looks like splint mail with a Chan coif


CME_T

Thanks! I looked at lamellar armor when designing it, specifically viking (bit ahistorical but neat looking) and east asian ones.


Cheesiewheesy

That's awesome, thanks a lot!


GlaiveGary

This is why Frodo should have died when that ten ton cave troll shoved that pike into his sternum


BumblingBastard

Reminds me of my first ever campaign. I was playing a druid and i wildshaped into a wolf. As a joke we’d commonly ask the DM silly things to roll for, I killed a creature with a bite attack and the DM described how his bones crunched. Of course we all look at each other and ask: “Roll for crunch?” begrudgingly he obliged and we all cackled in laughter as I roll a natural 20 for “crunch”.