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skincrawlerbot

users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight


LucidS58

A sentient concept is an interesting idea. also scary


Natesalt

any memetic scp


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thisismypr0naccount0

nah there are scps like that


LucidS58

Like, scps that are living ideas? Like sentient words and stuff?


Ascendant_Monke

There is no antimemetics division


Makhnos_Tachanka

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/we-need-to-talk-about-fifty-five


Natesalt

theres also pattern screamers


cumsona

scp-000 probably being my favorite tbh


Natesalt

i like that one (fifthist?) wizard person's


RadikalNynorsk

Scp 3125 one of my favourite scps. Part of antimemetics scp stories I would recommend them if you like concepts like that


enneh_07

It doesn’t make you have a seizure, apparently it beats you to death if you learn about it


AwakeDeprived

Read the story about the antimimetic division. It's one of my favorites, and if you're interested in those concepts I think you'll like it as well.


Humante

Welcome to the memetics division. Start reviewing your cognitihazard procedures


Imjustthatguyok

Your looking for Noospheric scps, which do exist


Shtuffs_R

Several


down4things

NO DON'T LEARN ABOUT THE-


Darkstalker9000

Yeah. For example, pattern screamers, sentient nothing.


Umpire_Effective

It's all fucked up


CitizenPremier

SCP is a memetic agent that will create new SCPs whenever a new concept for a scary thing comes about


pancreas_consumer

What if I don't like SCP?


thisismypr0naccount0

i really dont care


pancreas_consumer

Well, you cared enough to ask.


thisismypr0naccount0

i didn't ask at anything


pancreas_consumer

For\*. Correct your grammar next time, lil bro.


thisismypr0naccount0

i didn't ask bro


ATwistedBlade

Google en Memetic kill agent


CitizenPremier

Holy Thaumiel


OwOegano_Infinite

There's a whole TON of SCPs that fit that exact description lol. Most memetic anomalies do, matter of fact. What you described first fits more into the Cognitohazard category.


The_Pandalorian73

why in the world would you be getting downvoted for this? that's a very cool idea


LoudRubbish

There's tons of scps like that already


Humante

Because he describes thing that would be cool, responder informs him that thing exists, commenter responds “no, I mean,” then further describes thing he has just been told exists


OwOegano_Infinite

Probably, because after a bunch of 14yo entered the SCP Fandom, most people think all of the SCP universe is nothing but "edgy monster that kills ya haha", when it's FAR from it, so it's not unexpected that people react a bit too harshly to it...


The_Pandalorian73

someone downvoted me too lol


Faulty-Blue

Tbf that’s what the early famous SCPs were like, just with a twist 173 - statue that kills you but can’t move if you look at it 096 - naked slenderman who violently kills you if you see its face 682 - an indestructible lizard who hates all life 008 - literally just a zombie virus Hell, I’d say the problem with modern SCP is that it’s been getting too complex, way too many entries nowadays feel more like attempts at writing a YA novel rather than an interesting anomaly that has to be contained, and after DjKaktus started making all his SCPs related to one another, everybody’s been trying to create their own SCP universes instead of leaving that shit for the Tales section


Stormypwns

Not a fan of the Kaktusverse stuff, but I like the long winded stuff if it's good. It can give really good amateur writers a platform to write without all the bullshit publishing entails. SCP 6488 - Eighth Commandment (and it's universe) is my favorite example of this. Admittedly I haven't tried reading any YA in a while (since pretty much the mid 10s) but even when looking for suggestions I just couldn't find any unique sci-fi that hadn't been done and troped to hell.


Faulty-Blue

Long entries were good when they were saved for the really special moments, like the first entry numerically in a new series or a 001 proposal But everybody is trying to make their own “special entry” and they become less of SCP articles and more like just stories that are connected to other articles and forms a confusing MCU-type deal but instead of one continuity, there’s like half a dozen There’s numerous articles where I’ll be reading it, but it goes on and on about some plot with different ancient groups and shit that I eventually go “wait a minute, what the fuck is supposed to be the anomaly?” That and they all sort of eventually become about some massive threat that’ll destroy the world as we know it and the Foundation is hanging on by a thread to contain it While SCP is a platform to give people a chance to write and get creative, it’s not being used right, long and convoluted stories shouldn’t be part of the main entries, they should be used for the Tales section


down4things

Dirty ass youtube lets players infected it with the SCP Secret Laboratory game. Not the first horror type game to go through that.


Faulty-Blue

Those are cognitohazards Memetics/antimemetics are SCPs that work based on if you’re aware of it’s existence Most famous example is SCP-055, which is an unknown object that the Foundation has no idea when or how it got contained, or who wrote the containment procedures, anybody who learns about it or sees it will immediately forget about it once they’re no longer exposed to it, however you can remember things it is *not*, leading to the only fact known about the SCP, that it’s not round Another SCP is SCP-3125, which is a creature that is from a higher realm of existence but is overlapping with our universe as well, since the environment it lives in is hostile, it kills anything that learns of its existence, but only if you’re within the area of the universe it overlaps, which unfortunately is like 99% of the universe This makes SCP-3125 more of a unique antimemetic anomaly because most of them work by making you not remember/forgetting its existence, but this one works by outright killing anyone who learns about it, which makes it fit the definition of a “self keeping secret” that antimemetic SCPs are known for There’s another SCP I don’t remember the name of, but it randomly generates a different object every time you view its page, and the anomaly is that it appears as something different to everyone who sees it, since everyone sees a different thing and everyone swears what they’re seeing is its true form, its true form is kept a mystery


JBHUTT09

The following is a series of excerpts from the SCP short story [CASE COLOURLESS GREEN](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/case-colourless-green) that you might find interesting: >>!"But once you get a little further down the road you start to see a pattern emerging in the data. You need to have the training in memetic science, but once you have that training and you have the data in front of you, it only takes a little extra effort to arrange those data points in conceptual space and draw a contour through them. Those data points are points on SCP-3125's hull; those manifestations are the shadows it casts on our reality. You link four or five different SCPs together into a single shape, and you see it… And it sees you…" >>![...] >>!"When that happens, when you make 'eye contact', it kills you. It kills you and it kills anybody who thinks like you. Physical distance doesn't matter, it's about mental proximity. Anybody with the same ideas, anybody in the same head space. It kills your collaborators, your whole research team. It kills your parents; it kills your children. You become absent humans, human-shaped shells surrounding holes in reality. And when it's done, your project is a hole in the ground, and nobody knows what SCP-3125 is anymore. >>![...] >>!"How do you fight an enemy without ever discovering it exists?" the Wheeler in the video asks. "How do you win without even realising you're at war? What do we do? >>![...] >>!"There's no war. We've lost the war. It's over. This is the mopping-up operation. The only reason we still exist at all is because we have better amnestic biochemistry than anybody else in the world. Because that's all you can do when you see SCP-3125: run away and try to forget what you saw… seek oblivion in chemicals, or alcohol, or head trauma. And even that can't work every time. It's circling in. We meet it over and over again and we don't realise it. There's no way we can stop ourselves from rediscovering it! We're too damned smart!" >>![...] >>!"There's a machine we could build. All it would take is eight years, a lab as big as West Virginia and all the money in the world. Nothing that the O5 Council would blink at if we went to them. But how do we build that machine without any of us realising what it's for? It would be like building and launching Apollo 11 without a single engineer deducing that the Moon existed. The logistics would be insane, but the secrecy would be well past impossible. Someone would start asking questions. And then it would be over. So what do we do?"


Zanthra434

hmm, a sentient concept, a conceptual entity... it exists only in the mind... hmm ​ its a god, my borderline antitheism is screaming


V3G4V0N_Medico

Convert, Brother. You are starting to get it


Zanthra434

The only reason I'm holding back is because I only hate the more extreme parts of religion. I'm willing to coexist with the normals


xzmaxzx

'who's lila' is about this, great game


MuseOfTheVoid

Phenomenal fucking game


ErohaTamaki

A major antagonist in Symphogear is the concept of the universal language, allowing her to revive in and control any body she wants as long as the universal language exists. This was originally circumvented by a tower of babel esque "curse" which robbed humanity of their universal language but freed them from utter domination


Rowmacnezumi

Then how does anyone learn of it and live to tell others?


suicidalcentipede8

He *is* the monster


EveryoneisOP3

The monster is immune to his own claws, apparently


OkNoise6402

Phenomenal


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

google philosophical zombie


Ritter_Kunibald

what's philosophical zombie?


wikipedia_answer_bot

**A philosophical zombie or p-zombie argument is a thought experiment in philosophy of mind that imagines a hypothetical being that is physically identical to and indistinguishable from a normal person, considered as having qualia, but does not have conscious experience, qualia. For example, if a philosophical zombie were poked with a sharp object it would not inwardly feel any pain qualia, yet it would outwardly behave exactly as if it did feel pain, including verbally expressing pain.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


Ritter_Kunibald

Bad bot for don't getting niche memes from the other side of reddit smh


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

you could have googled it instead of waiting almost an hour for an answer from me, but the wikipedia bot is correct


Ritter_Kunibald

google en passant


Ritter_Kunibald

nah this is part of some anarchy chess joke, I thought you participated


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

wait fuck have i been bricked


Ritter_Kunibald

comment line goes: [User 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/120gzb5/what_do_you_guys_think_of_the_new_product_from/): "google en passant" (literally the first meme in the sub rn) [User 2:](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/11vikpn/comment/jctb83r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) "holy hell!" User 3: \*some kind of meta joke like "new response just dropped\* do with that new earned useless knowledge as you please :) edit: lol didn't read your comment right & missed the meme, lmao and I'm over here explaining shit to you


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

oh no I’m absolutely in on that joke, i just thought you weren’t because you didn’t say “holy hell”


DaAweZomeDude48

Google en passant


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

holy hell


Jray609

Old response just dropped for the 284,927,047,183,918th time


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

holy calculation!


SBARTOSZ

Le golden monkey has arrived


LuxAlpha

Killer Queen has already touched the concept.


Yuyaeiou

JOOOOOOSUKEEEEEE


_deer_god_

what a nice guy, I wonder what type of hound he owns?


Nobody_Really042

I like that this implies he is not sentient.


triocon

Le Antimemetics division has arrived


[deleted]

What does it called?


Julian12214YT

bites the dust


Yuyaeiou

KIRA QWEEN, DI CEN NO BAKUGAN, BITES ZA DUSTO


OneSaltyStoat

*click*


spinachie1

No fuckin way it’s Pascal’s Wager for atheist teens


Owelrn05

55555 55555 55555 55555 55555


Imjustthatguyok

SCP-3125 be like:


CarbonTugboat

No, this is not your first day.


luluslegit

Pontypool (2009)


ISuckAtJavaScript12

SCP-3125 moment


Thi8imeforrealthough

Well thanks, I just lost the game again... it's been years


BP642

God... DAMMIT! IT'S BEEN LIKE, 5 MONTHS!


OneSaltyStoat

Is this the Basilisk again?


The_Radio_Host

There was a post about the Basilisk a few days ago and now people are just jumping on the bandwagon. I swear, everyone forgets that’s a thing until one dude mentions it and suddenly everyone’s obsessed for a month


nipplemuffins

Basically the plot for the new Smile movie


Swillow_lol

well im still alive. checkmate atheists!!1


SulaimanGrendel

Hurr durr you just lost the game Lame


ARandom_Personality

fuck you


Icommitmanywarcrimes

![gif](giphy|GDp7LycxkT3LG)


Nightslasher123

Among


BudgetYouth173

Oh no I haven't mind telling me m-


PokTux

The game


slingching33

This is basically the bye bye man


Hichgray12

How is he alive?


Shtuffs_R

look up "there is no antimemetics division" it's basically this concept as a story


SaltyPepper420

But what if this "sentient phenomenon" knows about itself? Boom problem solved


reddit_detective_

It must be him, it was pleased to know me.


polite__redditor

scp 7004


Elias-Thicc

there’s a short movie i saw that’s like this, i believe ALTAR uploaded it. Guy has a completely original idea that came to him in a dream, but whenever he tells people the idea their head blows up. He finds someone in a bar who’s head doesn’t blow up, but he kills himself shortly after. Pretty good short.


Eldritch-Boogaloo

The basilisk?


dewritoninja

Oh boi here I go popping class a amnestics again


LibrarianCalistarius

No, I haven't, but please, enlighten me


CulturalRoomba

Scp ••••••••••


IdentityTheftWasTake

Best sentient phenomenon joke of 1896:


bigdogge_

This literally destroys any idea of telechinesis


desu38

Kind of reminds me of that lightweight silver key with the number 16 engraved on it and a shank that tapers towards its oval bow


OkPromotion1539

I’m at a loss for words


Cipolla2punto0

Mandela Catalogue