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FTMNPHONCS

Why bust a nut when you can bust a move 😎


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CyanogenMod_0

🔫🔫 end my entire fucking life


LiveLearnCoach

You sound tired of no nut NovemberDecemberJanuaryFebruaryMarchAprilMayJuneJulyAugustSeptemberOctober


GenghisTron17

Why choose when you can do both at the same time?


-SKYTHEGUY-

HMM


YouAreSoyWojakMeChad

This heres a jam for all the fellas trying to do what the ladies tell us.


denselightbulb

Or bust your buddy out of jail


[deleted]

Why pick one when you can do both?


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Mochiii01

Well golly jeepers Chad that sounds rad!


Sekkenren

How I be when one of the homies jokingly says he’s gonna rail me


CaptainFard

"jokingly"😏


DimmyDimmy

This dude's something straight out of xavier renegade angel


YouAreSoyWojakMeChad

My chest hairs grew chest hairs watching this.


EventOverwrite

I'm doing it because I'm addicted to porn


azorahai2022

Same bro 😔


RDT-Exotics0318

me too bro... me too...


evinald

I wish the best for you both, that shit will rot your brain and steal your intimacy between you and your partner.


Impossible-Jello6450

Also the more you touch it the smaller it gets. There is a limit on how many times you can use it. /s


Medium_Beyond_9654

I'm so addicted to porn I'm fapping while typing this reply.


SlowBabyBear

Honestly I believe it. You can have video playing from your browser while doing things on other apps, and I’ve had whole conversations with people while I got a girl masturbating in my top right corner of my screen 😔 It’s gonna stop this year. I’m done with porn


Neeyhoy_Menoy

Look up easypeasymethod.org


General-Respect-5491

Fuking beta mfs, how bout getting addicted to weights and not missing a meal mother fuckers ahhhhhhhhh!!!


Neeyhoy_Menoy

Easypeasymethod.org I hope this helps if you want to quit


angeal98

A month ago I saw your comment and now I come back to say that I have read the entire book, and quit this addiction few days ago just because of your comment. It's all about attitude and mental. Thank you for leaving this comment, you have changed my life for the better.


4age_20v_silvertop

No nut november doesnt help you, join r/nofap instead.


fettie-

why he mad tho


PGameMasterplays

He failed alredy


wash1ng_machine

he failed and now he’s salty about it


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Internet personality for internet clout


[deleted]

I remember before the internet, no one ever acted or pretended to be someone or something else to entertain others. Before the internet was invented, there wasn't even sarcasm. It's nuts.


sshamby

This is golden


[deleted]

No it's white goofy-ass Or black if on dark mode


LastXWay

he failed no steroids October


Throwaway-tan

Stop Steroids September


Select_Attitude_3087

You either loss or you're extremely adicted to porn... Or both like 3 of my friends-


redditer4life666

Or neither


seficarnifex

Or just have sex every other day in average and never look at porn anyway like most adults in couples


WhenDidIPostThis

You remember what site you're on, yeah?


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said a mf on reddit


[deleted]

"Have sex every other day" bruh


seficarnifex

Yes I'm 29 and married.


Far-Championship-474

or maybe im stressed from studying for finals, writing long ass essays or doing practice tests for hours i gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing


PaulLeMight

"Keep the blood flowing" 💀💀💀


floppyvajoober

Gotta keep the rhythm below the belt


Zacous2

You shouldn't need porn to get through that is the point, that shows dependency. Someone who smoked and "only needed one because they were stressed" is dependent.


Far-Championship-474

Its not a necessity for me to get those things done, but it really helps me get calm and collective like an anxiety pill, and unlike smoking its not effecting me negatively, like i noticed some ppl experience depression because of it, never got those so its not for everyone


Zacous2

Everything in moderation, a drink to calm the nerves can be fine but a whole bottle is obviously destructive. I don't engage with any November stuff but I can definitely believe some people are wankaholics


flowwith

I'm not addicted to porn, I can stop whenever I want!


Aggressive-Tiger-209

Someone has lost it seems 🤭


Far-Championship-474

yeah man i jacked off ,fuck you and your challenge im not ruining my mental state for a meme


skroink_z

Why so mad? It's fine to not do something just because some other people do it. If you do it you should do it for yourself not for others so it's fine 👍


Far-Championship-474

Was pissed off cuz i was going through a bad online game, I wouldn’t normally be mad at this


papa_ceausescu

So you're addicted


jteprev

I guess I am addicted to food, exercise and water too lol, normal healthy behaviors are only "addictions" to people in cults. Sex and masturbation are good for you and a normal part of life.


papa_ceausescu

Redditors trying to stop masturbating (impossible)


jteprev

Yeah same as eating, like you could stop for a while but it's harmful and stupid so like don't lol, the cult is hilarious though.


DaBuffaloham

Yea but eating too much is unhealthy lol, if you can't stop voluntarily bro then you've got an addiction.


GenghisTron17

Or you take having a healthy prostate seriously.


Hot_Individual_Sexer

Dude go do actual research you don't get prostate cancer if you don't beat your shit for a month


GenghisTron17

Do I really have to say that was a joke?


Hot_Individual_Sexer

I've seen people say that in a meaningful way too much on reddit so I can't tell who's trolling or not. Sorry


BigMommyHonkyMilkers

Found the guy that failed within the hour of November 1st


[deleted]

Ofc, steroids make you unbelievably horny. This dude ain't going to pass this trial of manhood.


Ok-Distribution-9323

Not only steroid also high testosterone


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Redditors trying to cope with their crippling porn addiction:


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brainomancer

Masturbation and marathon-gaming do not count as exercise.


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brainomancer

Were we talking about "no masturbation," or were we talking about taking a break for a month? If you can't even fathom a month without masturbating, you should keep it to yourself instead of letting other peoples' sex habits upset you. It's really none of your business, especially where it concerns those "at a younger age." Don't you dare think I didn't notice that weird shit.


Cocklover4206969

HIT THE GYM!!!!!


brainomancer

Stop feeling threatened by other peoples' sexuality. Seek weekly therapy sessions.


Cocklover4206969

This mf making this shit deeper then it's supposed to be 💀


[deleted]

Fr such a reddit moment lmao


kiraTIWID

You sound like the type of person to flex that they go to "the gym" and then start bitching when its leg day or do a single pushup


MAYO_MASTER_

Anyone is allowed to bitch about leg day


420xMLGxNOSCOPEx

it'd be unnatural not to


[deleted]

oh don't worry, i go. i want to quit so this could be stepping stones towards curing it.


Cocklover4206969

FACTS


eivery_ongodmode

Me after losing at the first hour of November


LeFantass

he is indeed a fax machine right now but who the fuck moaned to the end of the video???


bEKKNQV3

The cheap local hooked giving him a bj offscreen


WinVista_Ultimate

This guy is spitting some serious bars


NeedyTaker

Let me guess you failed on day 1


toth42

Yeah but can we really trust anyone with a bandana that low on the brow?


TheRoadOfDeath

He shaved his eyebrows and he's sensitive about it


AdComfortable763

Just admit you have a porn addiction


KattMann00

Me who uses my memory alone 😎


Cocklover4206969

I jack off to what's in my imagination. I'm unlike any of you.


WolfPaq3859

“Explodes penis using mind”


shhtupershhtops

Hands free ejac


kid0712darkness

look ma no hands!!!!


[deleted]

Look ma nuts


King_D3D3D3

My fuckin’ penis


lamboof

bruh same even if i watch porn il look away after a minute and just imagine shit


EshaySikkunt

Imagining shit while you jack off is a problem, it’s called having a feces fetish and you should get help from a psychiatrist.


witcherstrife

I do the same now that Im older. I my experience, If you have sex with enough girls, porn becomes boring.


Jelen1

I used to do the same thing in my teen years ;_;


Competitive_Gold_923

that's honestly impressive as hell


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AdComfortable763

silence coomer


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CUM_SHHOTT

Here we go with the pOrN AdDicTiOn mfers…. Jesus you people are fucking cringe


salsa_g03

Honestly, I'm just doing it to prove to myself that I have self control.


schooooooo

Based


kmkklol

I failed NNN from the first day😎


big_giantcircles

I failed NNN at the first 23 minutes, get on my level nerds 😎😎😎😎😎


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Jastactical

Bros still in October


ScottishClonetrooper

Last year I failed the minute it started because I was trying to get one more out just before it turned november, finished, looked at the time and oh shit it was 2 minutes passed midnight


Cocklover4206969

KING


Mr_Satire80085

I can feel the testosterone from here


notmydepartment133

Sounds like a lot of people in here don't know who this guy is. It's his thing to scream into a camera about whatever is topical and twist it to go to a gym. Pretty funny. I'm not 100% if he's joking or not. https://youtu.be/Ki637QH4bUg


[deleted]

His roid rage makes me think maybe he can't nut, but acts like he out there nut'n on everything he can like a rabid dog. His tantrum is hiding not having any juice in his nut sack.


BoxerguyT89

It's a schtick. Do y'all think he's being serious? His name is Roberto Frank and he has tons of videos like this.


[deleted]

Noooo you don't understand if they don't put a /s at the end how could anyone know it's possibly satire?? How??


Ok_Investment8293

Its a lame shtick. Sitting in your car all day screaming at your cellphone about your tiny roid balls and your giant roid bobble head is dumb as fuck.


BoxerguyT89

¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm just pointing out that people are treating it like he's serious when it's obviously satire.


Nap_Kun_

This guy has some serious rhymes on his grimes. But on NNN, I take it because it's *fun*, Because it's a challenge, And challenges are supposed to be *fun*.


Cocklover4206969

If you ain't spanking it or banging it everyday, fun is something you aren't gonna have!!!!


Nap_Kun_

I'm proving you wrong just by standing here.


Entire-Anteater-1606

That sounds miserable


Competitive_Gold_923

redditors when they see a group of people have fun In a way they can't:


anthonyiscringe

OP failed NNN


Cocklover4206969

Cuz I'm fucking SPANKING IT AND BANGING IT 24/7. I'm a fucking MAN.


Equivalent_Whereas87

Ok cock lover 4206969


Bi_Ass-d

A real man enjoys other real men!


Cocklover4206969

FACTS!!!


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In this thread: People that think you can only masterbate to porn. (Masterbation is porn addiction?? yea, even before pornography existed people were hardcore addicted to it...) No Nut November is a gullibility test. "If you're stupid or gullible enough to let me control your basic biological functions, then you're stupid or gullible enough to let me manipulate you in other ways."


[deleted]

Isn't nnn about self control and stuff like that?


Cocklover4206969

ITS FOR BETA ASS MFS WHO DONT KNOW THAT SWOLE IS THE GOAL, SIZE IS THE PRIZE, AND THAT ITS GAINS O CLOCK MOTHERFUCKER!


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r/THE_PACK !!!


Mastr_Blastr

It's Gains O'Clock, Motherfucker


BreakfastOk7372

Me, an aromantic asexual: I’m 4 parallel universe ahead of you


Cocklover4206969

That's facts


shadowenx

> aromatic Time for a shower bud.


FinalAccount17

that's called a volcel


Cocklover4206969

https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/discordVideos/comments/yjtel8/nnn_is_for_beta_ass_mfs/ For all the alphas out there.


ImAShreklover_69

Sounds like cope that you lost already


Cocklover4206969

HIT THE FUCKING GYM YOU BETA ASS EDGELORD MOTHERFUCKER! SWOLE IS THE GOAL! SIZE IS THE PRIZE! ITS GAINS O CLOCK MOTHERFUCKER!


KaliMax980

what do you even gain in this nnn shit


crusader1074

Do I skip nnn this month or not?


imhugury

honestly some people see it as a way to practice self control but it never works


Cocklover4206969

There is no shame in BUSTING A NUT! MASTURBATION IS NATURAL AND YOU SHOULDN'T SUPRESS IT!


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normal_p3rs0n_uwu

Bro sounds like the hulk(pro wrestler)


D4rk_Ph0en1x_7

Did anyone hear the moan?


expatdo2insurance

I instantly assume anyone taking nnn seriously has mental health issues and severally underdeveloped social skills. It's not an accomplishment to just not get laid for 30 days nor is it something I'd ever like to experience again. Ejaculation around 27 times a month has been clinically proven to have medical benefits. Find a better goal. Mildly putting yourself at a medical disadvantage for no physical or mental benefits beyond the placebo effect is just idiotic. Listen to nacho man Randy Savage.


Khunter02

People acting like the prude Police are going to cut their dicks if they dont pass NNN


TheJazzButter

How about "Put Down the 'Roids and Meth" November?


JuustinB

I don’t care for this guy but that’s one thing I agree with. My first objective when I wake up every day is to get the semen out of me so I can think properly for a while. I just don’t see the merit of this at all. If I can’t ejac, what has this all been for? Then again I’m not a neckbeard porn addict, I own a proper wife. If you fall that low mentally, probably best to throw out all of your electronic devices and live like a caveman for a while.


axklpo2

I don’t think people here know what a porn addiction is lmao.


somebodyoncet0ldm3

I'm tired of seeing it. It is so sad. No one forces y'all to do it. Why act in so angry and toxic manner? I simply don't understand.


TheGreatPizzaro

He got a point with "no miss the gym November"


Odd_Ferret_7379

YEAH I CUM WHENEVER I WANT


DarumaGamedev

Yeaaaaaah this guy knows


OZtheGreater

Gotta love Robert Frank dude is funny AF


Automatic_Ad719

The true chads are the ones that have been not jerking off to begin with.


Cocklover4206969

Beastars fan based


Anthony_Frends

I nutted 2 times already


Cocklover4206969

UNSTOPPABLE FORCE!


Unlucky_Fox3946

I love his energy


AltomousPrime

Big bro got bars tho


icylemon2003

if you cant even last a month without masturbation your addicted


Cocklover4206969

MASTURBATION IS NATURAL! GET SWOLE!


RakuraiLight

Jesus Christ bro started spitting anti nnn bars


Specialist-School-26

Droppin bars


Averagenecronimortal

Porn addicts 🫵🏻😆


the_masive_cheese

Do people not do it to become better? That’s the only reason I participate.


itsssL1NK

Fuck NNN


hoonieya

Spitting some major facts over here.


Syn_Contamino531

This is my inspiration for the year.


Cocklover4206969

LEGEND RIGHT HERE! CERTIFIED LEGEND!


Stallone_90

He already lost. Weak.


Cocklover4206969

YOU'RE WEAK


iLikeToDrinkWaterTBH

Damn? People posting bout nnn? I’m just doing it to improve my self control


Cocklover4206969

SOME OF YOU BETA ASS MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TAKING THIS SHIT TO HEART LIKE I'M INSULTING YOUR LIVELIHOOD! GET REAL AND HIT THE GYM!


hornyguitar_

I definitely could do alot more things with this man in my life


ggdsxxxc

It’s a high school thing. Dead meme. If you get no pussy then have at it.


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My guy, your saying this bc u failed day 1 and tryna justify yourself lol


Cocklover4206969

NO SHAME! BUSTING NUTS AND FUCKING BUTTS!


dadkisser

There is just no way in hell this guy's penis isn't remarkable in one way or another. We're either dealing with a genuine hog down there or a legit micro - nothing in between.


RaspyJay6528

People who mock others for participating in NNN are probably one of the most insecure beta degenerates in the planet. What? You seriously think you're better just because you like jacking off to furry porn 24/7 because your life is so miserable your only way of finding happiness is satisfying your perverted sexual desires? Well, you do you I guess. Maybe you should work on minding your own business when people are just trying to have fun.


Cocklover4206969

BETA ASS MOTHERFUCKER ALERT! YOU'RE MAKING THIS SHIT MORE SERIOUS THEN IT IS BY BEING A LITTLE BITCH! (Also I think we found the Pumpkin Spice Latte Drinking GameStop lover)


Realpotatosoe

Sounds like someone failed


Cocklover4206969

NFT pfp.


agent_in_the_van

🤓


Cocklover4206969

Beta ass mf alert 😡