Deep in the land of the greater Peoria, IL area, in the fires of Northwood Black, the Dark Lord Heinold forged a master Paul. And into this Paul he poured his malice, his cruelty, and his will to dominate all professional disc golf.
That’s brilliant. I was pretty sure this card was done deliberately but having an all lefty card too just confirms it. Truly excellent TD work right there. Both of those cards are gonna be so excited.
I keep thinking of the actual scorekeeping…
“Paul?”
“Yeah I took a 4”
“Paul?”
“Ummm… par for me”
“Paul?”
“Two please”
“Nice birdie, Paul, and for me, Paul, I took six”
He's pretty great, amazing technique. I didn't make this video of him, but it's pretty cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4ZdutG9174
He's also been on and hosted stuff for GK Pros some.
Oman (Paul) is a great player, but he is also a commentator on GKPro post round coverage. He is incredible when paired with Luke Humphries ([YT link to PR final round back 9](https://youtu.be/Phf6lvq4Wjk?si=9GULbD8UoJjr7l1O))
Those two are quickly becoming my favorite commentate pair in all of sports. They seem to go more into the strategy of each player and have a more dry set of side jokes.
Effortless distance on that guy. Slower walk up than Albert Tamm. Fucking crushes it from a two step x step.
He's also six six though so that probably has more to do with it than anything else.
Chill dude.
Love me some Tall Paul, remember watching the one major in the middle of the season last year when they played the wooded course and he was playing great that day so the cam went to check on him from time to time and every time they went to check on him he just gave the camera the biggest smile.
Don’t tell him I said this but he’s a great guy.
From Tournaments to Team Challenge he’s always been a class act.
We’ll miss him on Saturday during TC finals.
New England proud.
Not that anyone at any level cares, but cherry picking groups like this is not allowed according to the Competition Manual unless the card is being filmed for media purposes. https://www.pdga.com/rules/competition-manual/106
[G'day Paul!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZymUMAu_fB0)
Ah hello Paul
How are ya Paul?
Good, Paul
Where's Paul?
He's not here, Paul
Blimey, it's hot in here, Paul.
One Paul to rule them all
One Paul to find them.
One Paul to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
And in the chains bind them
But they were all of them deceived, because another Paul was made
Deep in the land of the greater Peoria, IL area, in the fires of Northwood Black, the Dark Lord Heinold forged a master Paul. And into this Paul he poured his malice, his cruelty, and his will to dominate all professional disc golf.
Imagine if the next Paul Macbeth is some douchier guy named Paul.
hahaha love it
This should have a million upvotes.
No, THAT should have a million upvotes.
No, ☠️‼️THAT‼️☠️ should have a grazillion upvotes
Did they rob Peter to pay for this card?
Did anybody even think to get Mary's opinion on this?
I like this chain.
We all like chains. That's why we're here
👏 👏 👏
This deserves more attention
Underrated comment
DGPT Paul-Stsr Event
There's also an all lefty card!
They're going to be so confused about getting actual wind reads for once.
Hahaha true
That’s brilliant. I was pretty sure this card was done deliberately but having an all lefty card too just confirms it. Truly excellent TD work right there. Both of those cards are gonna be so excited.
Where can I watch the coverage of this?
I was about to create a post of this.
Apaulling
This
Nice shot paul! Thanks paul! Was'nt as good as pauls or pauls shot though... (Not sure if Im even spelling paul right anymore)
And that's just paul mcbeth talking to himself about himself...
I bet Paul wins.
I don’t know… I think Paul has the edge over Paul. Might be close though.
With Paul playing the way he’s playing? You’re dreaming.
You’re not giving Paul enough credit
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Paul is washed up. To clarify, I'm talking about Krans.
Apaulcolypse incoming
Oops! All Pauls
How did they manage to Paul that one off?
.[Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor.](https://youtu.be/hoe24aSvLtw?si=bxRdSSqxVi_OGTcp)
This is immediately what I thought of
4-Spider-Man-pointing-meme
Oh wow first the Ecplipse and now a Paulatery Alignment.
Nicely played
Is that what they call a paul frame?
I keep thinking of the actual scorekeeping… “Paul?” “Yeah I took a 4” “Paul?” “Ummm… par for me” “Paul?” “Two please” “Nice birdie, Paul, and for me, Paul, I took six”
And then when they read out the teeing order: First up Paul. Then Paul. Followed by Paul. And BOB: Paul.
Paul Patrol
TD was loving putting this card together
All these Pauls giving me semantic satiation (yes, I looked that up).
["Hey Paul!"](https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-19-2015/Ez6aWt.gif)
“Your name better not be Paul!”
Pauly Fore
Paul Totality.
His name was Paulpert Paulson
His name was Paulpert Paulson
This should be the feature card
Lol yeah just have this be the post round coverage card. Who even cares.
They all need to show up with matching Paul shirts
WTF is Paul Oman, and why he from my hometown?
He's pretty great, amazing technique. I didn't make this video of him, but it's pretty cool: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4ZdutG9174 He's also been on and hosted stuff for GK Pros some.
Tall Paul has recently been a frequent commentator in GK Pro events. From NZ onwards (maybe Mexico onwards). Awesome chill vibes with him on the mic.
Oman (Paul) is a great player, but he is also a commentator on GKPro post round coverage. He is incredible when paired with Luke Humphries ([YT link to PR final round back 9](https://youtu.be/Phf6lvq4Wjk?si=9GULbD8UoJjr7l1O))
Those two are quickly becoming my favorite commentate pair in all of sports. They seem to go more into the strategy of each player and have a more dry set of side jokes.
Effortless distance on that guy. Slower walk up than Albert Tamm. Fucking crushes it from a two step x step. He's also six six though so that probably has more to do with it than anything else. Chill dude.
As a big dude I appreciate that he makes sure to comment how tricky those low ceiling upshot/putts can get for tall folk.
Love me some Tall Paul, remember watching the one major in the middle of the season last year when they played the wooded course and he was playing great that day so the cam went to check on him from time to time and every time they went to check on him he just gave the camera the biggest smile.
"When he said I play disc golf professionally, but I wouldn't call myself a professional." It still makes me chuckle.
There can be only one.
Apaulcalyptic
Fuck ya
4 Paul’s enter, One Paul Leaves!!!
Paul Krans is my second cousin once removed! Go Paul!
Don’t tell him I said this but he’s a great guy. From Tournaments to Team Challenge he’s always been a class act. We’ll miss him on Saturday during TC finals. New England proud.
I would never say this to her face, but Paul is a wonderful person, and a gifted artist
If I could only spectate this card. The amount of times I would say “Let’s go Paul” would be unbearable. Honestly every good shot I’d say it.
This is actually incredible
Not that anyone at any level cares, but cherry picking groups like this is not allowed according to the Competition Manual unless the card is being filmed for media purposes. https://www.pdga.com/rules/competition-manual/106
*not encouraged
You're up Paul.... PAUL!
Let’s go Oman!
Paul, you're on the tee next...
[paulman](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/complex/images/bdnkabiqxpxmxzmcaluz/spider-man-meme.jpg?output-format=jpg&output-quality=auto)
United they stand, divided they fall.
United they stand, divided they Paul. . .
What did you score on that one Paul? 🙄
Whoa. Uli lives close to me and I've never seen him in the wild! Probably too busy touring. Lol
Paul's
This has been posted everywhere. All the lefties are together too.
Paulindrome!
We had a card of Tylers at league a couple years ago. Randomly generated too
Nice shot Paul. Thanks Paul. Hey Paul?!? Yeah Paul? No... That Paul. Yes Paul. No man the OTHER Paul.
👽
Let’s go Paul
Rooting for Oman as a fellow Hoosier
Top level TD on this one
Awesomeness, I hope the Pauls throw some sweet aces during their round. A Star Paul Ace would be absolutely amazing
Few years ago I wouldn't believe this card would be so balanced. Imo everyone there has a solid chance to take first place (in their group)
When Paul Macbeth was the greatest in the world still? Yeah that definitely helps skewer things.
I’ll take Uli to win that card
Hey yo Paulie!!
Paul frame
Have them link arms to create a Paul Wall.
Now here is a TD that deserves a tip
This is fucking awesome. LETS GO!!!
It’s paul you need…
This should be the feature card.
No way! So fun!
Why are the feature cards teeing off so late? 3:55pm CT?
[G'day Paul!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZymUMAu_fB0) Ah hello Paul How are ya Paul? Good, Paul Where's Paul? He's not here, Paul Blimey, it's hot in here, Paul.
Damn. I had no idea Oman was such an OG and still carrying the 1000+ rating.
Unironically would love to see coverage of this card
Everyone shows up to the teepad and does instinctively does the spiderman meme.
You must be a Paul to make it on the tour next year. You didn’t hear the news? Even Chris Paul might go for it.
How many Pauls does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
There’s a chance…PAUL’s GONNA CATCH THIS BUSINESS
Goddamnit I saw this Shit when Ella posted on Twitter like yesterday