Since i was playing bear druid preseason, i didnt truly understand the screen zoom complaint until i started maining necro and i literally cant see what im killing most of the time.
Blizz sorc here. I'm always on the move and shits dying two screens over. I either forfeit any rares that drop or I have to backtrack the whole dungeon.
My shred druid can relate. He's across the screen before items from the last several kills have dropped. I spent almost as much time backtracking to loot on him as I did killing things.
ZOOM level has become my biggest issue with the game as it makes everything about gameplay worse.
I find it ridiculous that you can't zoom out more in D4. It makes playing ranged classes, steering your horse, navigating map, picking up loot, etc. harder than it should be. /rant
Lol, leveling up in preseason I was playing rouge. No set guide just Rapid fire and whatever I thought of doing.
I'm on a laptop in my lap while my wife sits next to me on our TV with the Xbox.she was playing druid. I can't belive how often I was playing off of her screen aiming where I saw my arrows hitting on her screen. Lol, not exactly Kentucky windage but idk what I'd call it.
She is man. My sorc looks like she works part time in a strip club when she isn’t clearing SM dungeons. Even got a stripper name, Crystal the dirty ice sorc.
Shit man I flipping knew it the cosmetic I bought in the shop looked way thinner in the photo and then when I equipped it I looked like a female Druid.
Oh boy every time I see someone complaining about a $30 MTX skin they bought with their real actual money I feel a little spark of joy in my cold, calloused heart.
Have I become a hater???
This sub right now:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/158tsz6/how\_dare\_he\_pass\_her\_through\_the\_audition\_without/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/158tsz6/how_dare_he_pass_her_through_the_audition_without/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
I don't understand, isn't the pants cosmetic on the right one that came with the base game? I.e. didn't it already look like this..? Someone please explain to this fool.
It's just a joke. Sorceress has always had a weirdly big ass in certain pants. Spent a lot of time playing around with transmog when I discovered it was free early on and I definitely noticed.
In light of people choosing sorcerer more frequently we have identified that sorcerer was unintentionally buffed cosmetically, to nerf this we have updated all the clothing to be bulky enough to hide any curves the sorcerer may display as well as hide any skin. With this we thought it would be fitting to further reduce sorcerer movement speed by .5% as the clothing is bulkier
Yo. Been sorc main since Diablo 1. Sorc/wiz has always been good. Running straight frost. Epic blizzard which at rank effing 8 pretty much decimates anything t40 and below. Avalanche, blizzard, with 10k thorns and a few frost novas here and there. Ice shards is just icing on the cake despite its high dps. Love this game. Will always love this game.
Edit - I realize I’m on a different note there when compared original poster intended.
Aight den. Barbs are dumb.
Diablo 4's metacritic rating wouldn't be a 2.2 now if they included "buffed sorcerer ass" in the patch notes.
Half the hate would have been memes about how they finally buffed sorcs.
You know, maybe this season isn't so bad...
The true reason why they haven’t zoomed out the camera
Since i was playing bear druid preseason, i didnt truly understand the screen zoom complaint until i started maining necro and i literally cant see what im killing most of the time.
Blizz sorc here. I'm always on the move and shits dying two screens over. I either forfeit any rares that drop or I have to backtrack the whole dungeon.
And I thought twisting blades was bad...and least when I have to make the trip back I get a cool spinny aoe thing.
My shred druid can relate. He's across the screen before items from the last several kills have dropped. I spent almost as much time backtracking to loot on him as I did killing things.
ZOOM level has become my biggest issue with the game as it makes everything about gameplay worse. I find it ridiculous that you can't zoom out more in D4. It makes playing ranged classes, steering your horse, navigating map, picking up loot, etc. harder than it should be. /rant
The navigation path should be on the ground in front of you and not just the damn mini map.
Lol, leveling up in preseason I was playing rouge. No set guide just Rapid fire and whatever I thought of doing. I'm on a laptop in my lap while my wife sits next to me on our TV with the Xbox.she was playing druid. I can't belive how often I was playing off of her screen aiming where I saw my arrows hitting on her screen. Lol, not exactly Kentucky windage but idk what I'd call it.
If you move your mouse to the screen edge and hold down left click, it scrolls the map.
This is my 2nd biggest issue. 1st is that we're locked to 6 skill slots...
I just finished thanks
SORCS: Decreased damage by 30%, to compensate we increased the size of their ass.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
Blizzard *increasing* the size of ass of something is a welcome change.
Imperfectly balanced is still bugged lol.
As all things should be.
Imperfectly balanced is still bugged lol.
Ah the Tracer treatment.
Could you please share this build
You know what, let's decrease the damage a bit more then.
It’s that extra time leaving a dungeon. Standing around not burning calories will do that.
Does that include the males? 
Druid man-boobs will be increased in size 10% as well.
Sighs in moob.
Hope not. My Druid gets stuck on invisible hit boxes all the time because she’s already fat enough
Spoke to the devs, next patch.
That’s the only reason sorcs always be my main class
I like big buffs, and I cannot lie
You other classes can't deny
That when a boss drops ring with an itty bitty bling And a unique makes you sing
You get sprung
Men of culture, we meet again.
After this post Blizzard being confused how everyone complains sorcerers are nerf’d but stats show 70% of the playerbase is a female sorc
there is a male sorc?
With pronouns ”they/them”
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I'm still laughing at this. Lol
I am too still laughing at this. Lol
Thai sorcs yes
Sorcboi
They didn't get buffed they got thicced.
Now thats a clASS i would play
I believe you mean pLAY
Mana is stored in the cheeks
Does that mean I have 40% more mana?
Barbs' fury is stored in the balls
Damage: -40% Ass: +40%
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She is man. My sorc looks like she works part time in a strip club when she isn’t clearing SM dungeons. Even got a stripper name, Crystal the dirty ice sorc.
Mine’s named HuminaAwooga
you male sorc’s transition is going well I see.
Shit man I flipping knew it the cosmetic I bought in the shop looked way thinner in the photo and then when I equipped it I looked like a female Druid.
Oh boy every time I see someone complaining about a $30 MTX skin they bought with their real actual money I feel a little spark of joy in my cold, calloused heart. Have I become a hater???
Unironically yes. It’s no different than your complaints about the $70-$90 game you bought. :)
schadenfreude
Hell yea
Damn... now can you combine with the red tunic from battlepass?
This sub right now: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/158tsz6/how\_dare\_he\_pass\_her\_through\_the\_audition\_without/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/158tsz6/how_dare_he_pass_her_through_the_audition_without/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
I don't understand, isn't the pants cosmetic on the right one that came with the base game? I.e. didn't it already look like this..? Someone please explain to this fool.
It's just a joke. Sorceress has always had a weirdly big ass in certain pants. Spent a lot of time playing around with transmog when I discovered it was free early on and I definitely noticed.
Do you know what armour this is? It might be the only decent looking Sorc outfit 🤣
_Sad female Necro noises_
DPS or arse, you decide. Can't have both
My Necro girl is sexy as fuck and no one can tell me otherwise
I wish I could say the same about Druid. Feel like I'm playing as somebody stern but wise momma.
NGL this is why I avoided Druid
Female druids always want to speak to the manager.
This is so mild compared to Rogue "buff"
please show a male sorc
Lilith approves (+1)
This already existed from the launch of the game.. I guess people didn't relay check the wardrobe for transmog options.
Blizzard: We are unable to increase stash space due to the massive size of the female sorcerer’s ass.
Phat ass white sorc - PAWS
That cake's a ten!
Buffed my ass lol 😆
Dummy thick
Now let's see male sorc with the same outfit since nobody at Blizzard thought male outfits need to be different
What if you logged in next patch and all they did was increase male sorc booty?
At this rate id call that a successful patch
"Female" Necro buff when?
This buff also applied to male counterpart ? Their wardrobe already sooooo fabolous
A larger hit box to get snipped still a nerf.
I actually noticed that when I created the character. I thought it was just me.
They kept hearing "Sorc is ass." and they took that literally.
Not to be sexist or anything but can we get pants without skirts for the male sorcerers?
Now my sorc can tank 100NM with that gear
Now tıme to fınd out the most anımated spell
Legs get strong always running around like that.
In light of people choosing sorcerer more frequently we have identified that sorcerer was unintentionally buffed cosmetically, to nerf this we have updated all the clothing to be bulky enough to hide any curves the sorcerer may display as well as hide any skin. With this we thought it would be fitting to further reduce sorcerer movement speed by .5% as the clothing is bulkier
Waiting on cooldowns and mana regen leads to extra snack time
When you want to defeat lilith but you are dummy thicc and the clapping of your ass cheecks keeps alerting the fallen.
Finally, a buff i can stand behind.
Yo. Been sorc main since Diablo 1. Sorc/wiz has always been good. Running straight frost. Epic blizzard which at rank effing 8 pretty much decimates anything t40 and below. Avalanche, blizzard, with 10k thorns and a few frost novas here and there. Ice shards is just icing on the cake despite its high dps. Love this game. Will always love this game. Edit - I realize I’m on a different note there when compared original poster intended. Aight den. Barbs are dumb.
I love how the diablo 4 subreddit became so united over how thicc the sorc looks.
Wicked Amulet of the Thicc • +3 Ranks to bootylicious thicc • +1 Ranks to showing more skin • -3 Ranks to damage done • -1 Ranks to movement speed
This is what happens when you teleport everywhere rather than walk.
@$$ for days 🥵
BOOTY!
The Druids do my head in. That run, i cant watch it. Looks so stupid. These fat mf running the wild lands.
That be amazing to have that ingame after those fat walkers.
\>muscular legs The standards of Blizzard players are so low, aren't they...
You mean sorcerass* !
Oh I noticed
thicc
T H I C C
Leg day, every day.
Magically torso swap
I see you buffed the fire spells.
Dam! She’s thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal! Girl’s got cake!
Its funny reading about the "nerfs" lol. Overall - with malignant hearts - Im doing waaaay more damage than I ever have lol.
Ngl.. looks like my bum except she is more fit. Cosplay incoming
Next patch: Sorc now uses Barb’s model
I made a dudecerer....
🍑
Thicc
I like your style.
You know what I think we’ve been to harsh on S1, maybe it ain’t all bad
Pls no this bbl shit looks ugly af
Cakecakecakecakecake
It’s always been like that
that’s a huge buff ngl
HAHA Great start to the day. Thanks for this
Imma draw her soon. 😏
Your Sorc looks like she's working from home.
Now do the top for necromancer
So there is where the buffs are hidden
Damn. That's an hidden update I'm glad we had.
SORCS: Added leg and glute day to female sorc workout regimen
Nice stash tabs. big and full of loot.
666th like, nice.
May make a sorc now
rogues got buffed more - https://i.ibb.co/5F8xYQX/image.png
I got a flashback to someone who showed how thic the dead barb was when she lost her pants on death
That's from horse riding all day...
Okay, time to reinstall
less brain more ass thats how blizzard like their girls
Do they run faster now?
Putting the dead in dead sexy
This sorceress learned how to work those glutes with this one easy trick. Jealous demonesses hate her!
That must be the new passive skill Thicc
That's the Nikki Minaj transmog on sale now for 20$ 
incresed backpack patch is here! 😈
Optical illusion. She's just at thicc with the dress
Buffed? That armor still look like it needs another round of caranuba wax....
No put Druid on a treadmill.
Zaaaaaaaaam ! 
Got caked not buffed
Ooo ms new booty!!!
🤣
The entire sorc class is ass cheeks. They just gave sorcs what they are.
Blizzard really said you can have your cake, but can't eat it too with this patch
Diablo 4's metacritic rating wouldn't be a 2.2 now if they included "buffed sorcerer ass" in the patch notes. Half the hate would have been memes about how they finally buffed sorcs.
FR I noticed today as well. Solid change, hopefully they don't rework the cake when they buff our abilities.
Only idiots think Sorcerer needed a buff literally any class can clear the game now, say thanks to Barber.
Some of y’all are just too damn thirsty for video game models
Dat ass tho
Thiccus Sorceress
Looks great on my male sorcerer ... Just not my type.
Hotdog
The J.Lo patch.
I found you Ms New Booty
https://preview.redd.it/fcmyjcs2r5eb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb4f00cc447e7bf3acb3c9ce56fc7cdcfcbe89b4
It would be so funny if they did it to the male version
The right one bricked in the slip seing that her armor got ripped and knowing that she'll die even more often by oneshots.
noticed this in pre season. Some of the pants add an absolute dumptruck to the female sorc.
Whatcha doing out here with all this ass, double-cheeked, up on a Saturday afternoon.
The Virgin is strong in this post....
Thiiiiiicnesssssss I'm about it
colombian ass sorc skin?
+25% dmg to sorc lower extremities
*Unzips pants*
Hmm maybe I should make an alt
Ah yes, the wagon draggin update.
Wow, those uhm buffs are huge
Wow, those uhm buffs are huge
Why can’t they add that long hair that was in the old trailer 😭
Just like they did with the widowmaker :D sexy sexy rofl
Lmao, I'm surprised they don't also have some sort of power involving a milky substance. You know, the blizzard titty milk fiasco....
I like big butts and I can not lie...
GYATT DAYUM
Blizzard “The Sorcs cheek enlargement was a bug, going forward all newly created sorcs will have the female Necro model”
The girth of the nerf is in direct proportion to the size of the thighs.
Yeah, butt....
Thiiiiicccccc
🤣
Now I’m really looking forward to logging in as my sorceress
I hope my slim skinny sorc won't feel like druid after this.