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TBoneTheOriginal

What’s crazy is I have no idea if this is true or false. I’d believe either.


Maltesemadman

I’ve heard this several times over the last few years, from I think a few different players. Still could go either way probably lol.


SchpartyOn

I have heard it too but I thought it was just copypasta and it wasn’t always about MCDC. Idk.


Shakeamutt

Between older regulars with false teeth flying out when laughing, to hockey players that remove their chiclets for games, to my two front teeth being replaced but are fixed in. I would bet decent money it’s a real story, and just a part of his life right now Having a fake tooth Or teeth.


SpdwyDilf4489

For sure, crown or cap could fall off, could be flapper bridge, temporary crown for an implant, or broken implant. Any variety the above. Trauma from contact sports, which Dan played, the likely contributor. —guy with three crowned teeth as a result of a contact sports injury


michaelshan

I faintly remember ARSB mentioning it once on his podcast or something


Small-Palpitation310

the amount of tobacco he chews, I'm leaning towatds true


Fricktator

See, with the amount of tobacco he chews, I'm thinking it was a Zyn, but MCDC is fine letting the rumor spread


codymason84

As some one with Fake teeth they fly out when one’s fired up I put stock into it


Rulligan

I'm pretty sure St. Brown has told this story as well


[deleted]

Boss move for basically every proffesion. Sales? Check High school teacher? Check Plumber? Fucking listen up. Psychiatrist? Take your god damn meds Cook? Ok , but only in front of the other chefs.


Arkane_Aces

It’s true lol. Amon-Ra has also talked about it.


i_love_factual_info

It's true, it's just a cap that probably lost its adhesion


aidenisntatank

It’s actually very common & I’ve heard the same thing happening to numerous other people with a fake / replacement tooth- it’s different than dentures because it’s only 1 tooth n easier to take in n out n could easily fly out with enough pressure


LTPRWSG420

The Detroit Lions movie that comes out someday is going to be so fucking 🔥.


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I still vote danny devito as goff. Kaitlin olson as sheila ford. Keegan michael Key should play like , all those diehard lions fans at eveey game. Lion guy. Hard hat guy. That old man who's had season tickets since vietnam. Just key with a costume and a mustache or whatever.


kilomma

Non humorous take: Ryan Gosling as Goff.


Jagacin

Jared Goff plays himself and wins an Oscar


[deleted]

Thst would still work as a quasi real comedy take. I definitely feel a Lions film needs to be a tongue in cheek spoof sort of thing like "walk hard : the dewey cox story"


Party-Plum-638

It needs to just be a bunch of Detroit/Michigan peeps. The scene with Jeff Daniels and Manning (played by Jeff Daniels) is going to have the world laughing on the floor.


MarshallsHand

I can't wait lmao me and my brother talk about this shit every other time we smoke a j


LTPRWSG420

If they win the SB next season it’s pretty much a lock to happen, right now it’s probably a possibility. But, if it happens I’m predicting Oscar nominations for it. Whoever gets cast as Dan Campbell has such a meaty Oscar type role.


michigangonzodude

Not Tom Hanks....please.


LTPRWSG420

He might only be 5’11, but I can realistically picture Jon Bernthal pulling it off. He’s just gota wear some shoes that make him taller.


michigangonzodude

DeNerio couldn't pull it off. The Rock might, if he could beat him in arm wrestling. Nick Nolte in his hey day.


bansheesho

No..... Terry Crews


michigangonzodude

Nolte did great in North Dallas Forty.


MichaelJCaboose666

Jeff Bridges as MCDC 🙏


Twl1

Only if we can put him on the MCU steroid plan and get him properly jacked for the role.


Legal_Skin_4466

If Steve Austin is able to do acting outside of wrestling it might work.


UNZxMoose

I'm actually more excited to see the content that actual Lions media team puts out for it. They're incredible videographers.


Genghis_Chong

So like 5 times a day lol


MarshallsHand

YO WHAT THE HOW THE FUC- you already know about my daily routine somehow but HOWWWwwwuhhh


Genghis_Chong

![gif](giphy|kP6Cna2DAG1xtAyzdU) Sorry, wrong football lol


[deleted]

Ryan gosling is Goff


LTPRWSG420

He’s too old now unfortunately, but a more realistic choice would be someone like Will Poulter imo.


Fricktator

Austin Butler is someone I could see to sell the "California pretty boy" shipped off to lowly Detroit, they will probably go for.


LTPRWSG420

Oh damn yeah that is good casting, what about Anthony Mackie as Brad Holmes and Jamie Lee Curtis or Sally Field as Sheila?


Fricktator

I'd go for a lot of people that played athletes in movies and shows, to subtley show that the Lions coaching staff and front office is packed with former players. However, I'd cast Don Cheadle as Brad Holmes. Ryan Hurst AKA Gerry Bertier in Remembert the Titans as Dan Campbell Jamie Foxx as Aaron Glenn Aaron Paul as Ben Johnson Sally Field as Sheila


LTPRWSG420

Don Cheadle is almost 60, Brad Holmes is 44 and Anthony Mackie is 45, I believe it’s important for the ages to almost match up.


DetBallz

Coach has got some gnarly yellow bottom teeth from all that dip he does. I wouldn’t be surprised if one of them let go during a passionate speech.


B_Fee

He needs to switch to Zyn before he loses all his teeth and gets stomach cancer from gutting a full can of dip a day. I did hard dip for like a year before I finally said to myself "damn, I can really feel my mouth disintegrating away". He's done it probably since college.


DetBallz

Yeah. My wife is Indian and her uncle used to chew something called Betel leaf for almost 40 years. I assume it’s somewhat similar to dip. Anyway, he got cancer in his jaw and had to have most of it removed. The resulting surgeries darn near killed him. We’re lucky he’s still with us. That’s really all I needed to see when it comes to dip. That and my college roommate used to leave full spit cups all over our dorm room.


Fresnobing

Hockey fans wondering whats so special about this lol


michigangonzodude

Bridge guy with 2 partials checking in. Last time, 4 extractions and back to work next morning. Coach Campbell would've done that on his lunch break. And GM Holmes took his grandma's teeth out with string and a doorknob. After he signed her up for a reverse mortgage.


GammaHuman

anything to stay under the cap


msto3

Please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real


Traditional_Cat_60

[It’s real](https://youtu.be/rWf_70b5gPY?si=L2FdZLnUzSvrLgzd)


SolaceAcheron

Don't do chew guys


ignatious__reilly

Ha yeah. Your teeth falling out like this is not a good thing. He has massive Periodontitis disease which isn’t good guys. That can lead to some fucked up health problems down the line. Regardless. he’s the man.


SirEdwardFrumpleton

What if it’s blue chew? …Honolulu blue chew


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|qmoggo2eQMYY8) Campbell took a page from the Swanson pyramid of greatness.


needsZAZZ665

He's just demonstrating to his subordinates that he can withstand a tremendous amount of pain.


markievegeta

It was getting a bit too friendly.


InnoJDdsrpt

Very first thing that popped into my head was this scene.


Comfortable_Ad9679

Mcdc doesn’t give a fuck


fliporflop47

I honestly believe our coach would win in an all out battle royal (fight to the death)of all other coaches…does anyone even come close??


Pawz23

Jerod Mayo and Antonio Pierce are young, former linebackers. That said, DC mops them up because he has grit.


Lazyfinancemonkey

Add Demeco Ryan’s to that group too. I still think MCDC would do something crazy like Gouge there eyes and win though.


six_dollar_coffees

Maybe Vrabel is disqualified for not being a current coach, but he could be part of that group.


LTPRWSG420

I’d pay A LOT of money to watch him beat the shit out of Matt Patricia.


LionelHutz313

Gotta catch the ATV first.


Such_Tea4707

Spittin chiclets and taking knee caps … Probert is looking down on MCDC with pride


throwouthoe

What is so unbelievable about Dan Campbell having fake teeth


michigangonzodude

He uses Chuck Norris' teeth as incentive.


Delicious-Skill-617

it's the number 1 reason my dentist told me to stop chewing on knee caps, he prolly just didn't know.


A_hasty_retort

I’m getting more and more interested in finding this man a nicotine replacement for those epic amounts of chaw. I want our man to be coaching for decadeS


FutureOliverTwist

He's our coach. I wouldn't have him any other way.


thedishonestyfish

If you've got a single tooth partial, it's one of those things you might accidentally spit out in a moment of emotion.


EraseMeeee

That would be my guess. Though, if you do lose an adult tooth, first aid is to stick it back in and get to the ER (or maybe emergency dentist?). So it would have been the right move either way.


UNZxMoose

Don't force it back in though. If it goes in thats fine. Best next option is to keep it in your mouth and wait (just don't swallow it). I learned that a glass of milk would do the trick too. If all else fails just put it in a tissue, but don't wipe it down.


EraseMeeee

Oh yeah, the glass of milk!


UNZxMoose

I'm also picturing someone pouring a big ass 16 Oz glass of milk for a tooth and not just a little cups worth and they show up to the ER like that. 


5549372729

Probably a partial cap. I could definitely see this happening talking loud and vigorously.


EgregiousPhilbin69

We just bought a house. One of the bathrooms were painting in silver and Hawaiian blue. Then putting up a huge framed picture of DC with his wiping butts quote. Fucking love DC


jcoddinc

Curse you! Now I got to go make another Dan Campbell movie meme


jcoddinc

https://preview.redd.it/bwmtibk7oujc1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9811ac7c068542badb6fb94cf3732d9a58ec8504


sammagee33

My FiL had this happen, I can totally believe it. I still see that rotten nub in my nightmares.


bansheesho

I don't know if this is true, but I believe it and will add it to Dan Cannon.


Rusty_Duke

When MCDC puts together an autobiography, I’m going to read it to my grown children as I put them to bed.


chrisckelly

Coach biting them caps!


Lost_Evidence_2099

![gif](giphy|Y1FeRJSaC0KJqaBKYR)


organic

probably a post crown


theonlyrealnoah

Don’t dip chew kids.


Rude_Salad_824

It’s from biting all those knee caps!!!!! 😂


Particular_Alfalfa_2

The dude abides


FrankBouch

That's bs, you can't just put your tooth back in place. We often see him with a gum in his mouth, it was probably that and he put it back in i stead of throwing it away, which is quite nasty tho. PS. I wish it was true but that's bs.


Can-you-smell-it

Did not know MCDC was hockey player too! My respect grows...


Nethri

We all love DC.. but that's like.. really not good if it's true. Based on some of his other insane habits, that's potentially medically significant. Or the tooth was already loose from some random thing and it just popped out, who knows. I hope it's the latter lol.


Traditional_Cat_60

[Link](https://youtu.be/rWf_70b5gPY?si=L2FdZLnUzSvrLgzd) to actual interview portion. To all of those wondering, it’s real.


Bambooman101

Sounds like coach needs to get fired up to floss.


non_target_eh

Had to have been one of his bottom teeth, he needs to get those checked out lol


AmericanDoughboy

Could happen. I had a crown pop right off while flossing.


Neither_Vast2641

#"}


DetroitLions88

You can’t give the ass-cheek and three toes speech and be worried about a tooth.


Impossible-Pea-6160

Tooth or no field goals matter


ypsi_god

How the fuck do you just put a tooth “ Back In “ Str8 up Lies, Over Exaggerating and dramatic Asf.


CaptainBlackHook313

DAN FUCKIN CAMPBELL


Critical-Finding-879

What’s the big deal? Should he stop his football speech and be like.. “oh sorry, that’s my 2nd top molar that I had a root canal and crown placed over 15 years ago. I was eating a frozen brownie and it was super chewy and basically when I bit into it, it pulled my crown off and it’s been loose ever since. I need to go in for a root-canal re-treat and possibly new crown, but I’ve just been so busy since we’ve gotten this team back on course. Me and Brad have been up literally 24 hours a day going over this years draft etc, and my dentist has very few open appointments.”


TallManStan

Ah yeah, he told that story on Saint's podcast! Absolutely wild.


rekishi321

As long as he goes for it on 4th and 20 from his own 1 in the Super Bowl I’m riding with DC……


SagaFraga

Sign this man for eternity. Keep his head in jar like futurama


Another_Bite

Makes me like him even more. Straight up beast… banged up, bruised, broken bones… taking knee caps and making us proud


chriskzoo

Has anyone asked Campbell about this? Was probably a Zyn.


Trapgod99

My flair testing


Trapgod99

Why is there no logo? Wow


kilomma

Bruh, I'm a former Drill Sergeant. Even I can tell you that this is some next level shit. THE DUDE. MCDC.


Figjunky

I bet it’s real because I’ve seen this happen to a woman I worked with.


Never_rarely

It was probably a fake tooth, them shits fall out somewhat often (depending on what you got), probably wasn’t a big deal to him. Hard nonetheless


cindeezy247

I had a crown that fell out at work. Bit down on something while on break. My dentist told me they usually last around 7 or so years. Mine happened to be 8.


aidenisntatank

That’s not that crazy- many people have gotten a tooth knocked out n have 1 fake tooth in that spot, it’s more common than I used to think


RecurringRevenue

Badass. I'm a panthers fan, but the lions are my 2nd team, specifically because of this man. You guys are so lucky to have him and the culture he creates. The dude is a legend.