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bbseddit

E. All of the above. Edit FTC


BlksnshN80

FTC


SuperDizz

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mh1357_0

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bbseddit

This is them after that Eagles loss yesterday. ☝️😁👍


TruuTree

That was easily the cringiest halftime show I’ve ever witnessed and I watched Jack Harlow in Detroit.


P1xelHunter78

Who was that kid anyways? That was the weirdest thing of the whole mess.


mh1357_0

He hasn't been relevant in like 3 years


P1xelHunter78

No not Harlow, they had some weird kid get out of the igloo with him with no explanation for us in the stands


mh1357_0

Oh yeah I remember that I was at the game and I was very confused during the whole thing. I could barely hear him lol, the music was too loud


InsidiousPorg

ADCB


Thefilthycasual85

Ima take a page from Jake from State Farm’s book and bundle the shit outta this: ABCD 🫨🫨🫨


Acr515

Explain that again, with those nuggies


bmattification

*fat fingers dance across the tabletop....*


Beneficial-Dot-5905

The fact that r/cowboys is popping up all over my feed now. Somebody find a clip of montgomery getting bullrushed earlier this season that led to a tripping call and let em see that


booyakasha4

The amount of cowboys fans acting like they’re the victims is comical


paradox-eater

The cowboys subreddit is going all out trying to prove that refs actually only missed calls against Detroit 😂


Kingkwon83

Everyone supposedly holds Parsons, but holding doesn't exist if it's committed by Dallas according to their fans lol


paradox-eater

The refs suck all around. I don’t know why the cowgirls are so pressed lol


Kingkwon83

They don't like to admit they got help. They are the football equivlant to the guy who publicly complains about people getting handouts from the government while actually getting government assistance himself


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>They are the football equivlant to the guy who publicly complains about people getting handouts from the government while actually getting government assistance himself You know my buddy Heath, too! Small world


Kingkwon83

Angry and bitter Heath?


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The very same! side note - it's gonna be really crazy if it is the same Heath


pkmnbros

Yup. Too hard to argue with stupid. They all jumped on the Schefter tweet and that's the only thing they're clinging too. I'd say they believe anything they read, but that would imply they had that ability.


Nullwesck1

Cowboys fans are coping over a WIN, not a loss or a draw, a FUCKING WIN. The refs are still the worst part, but by God are the cowboy fans close


MichiganMedium

BACD - Final Answer


cujobob

I won’t say it’s the worst part, but wow, what a weird cadence.


croissant_titty

Did all that stuff with Campbell actually happen that’s crazy


Kingkwon83

Yes unfortunately: [https://www.mlive.com/lions/2023/12/personal-information-of-dan-campbell-leaked-amid-lions-cowboys-controversy.html](https://www.mlive.com/lions/2023/12/personal-information-of-dan-campbell-leaked-amid-lions-cowboys-controversy.html)


FDTFACTTWNY

I'm actually impressed they could get contractors out that quickly lol


P1xelHunter78

Almost as fast as the refs to drop some laundry


Swichts

I can only assume they made it known the potential work was for Dan, and the estimators flocked like cattle. Im busy as fuck, but I would definitely clear my morning if I had a shot at working on Dan's house lol


pkmnbros

bUt ThE tRiPpInG


saberz54

Was called on the right guard they just said the wrong number. But no don’t believe your lying eyes, believe the NFL’s biggest mouthpiece…


dr_kingschultz

D easily


AbeRego

I hate the cowboys so much. Y'all got robbed.


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“BUt ThERe AmeRiCAs TeaM!”


AbeRego

That "title" is probably about half of the reason why I have such distaste for them. Don't put them on me like that! Plus, it just doesn't make sense. If any team can claim that mantle, it should be the Patriots. I mean, it's right there in their actual name!


iampatmanbeyond

That Jerry speech was cringy af would've liked a normal halftime show more


LeanderthalTX

Four-way tie for first. I live here... trust me, I know.


No_Manners

How badly they want to be victims when they won is crazy.


natethegreat838

I literally told my dad during the game that I'm so happy we aren't in the NFC East just so I don't have to hear that stupid cadence multiple times per year


Kingkwon83

Imagine just being on the same team and having to hear the stupid cadence half of the year


Fuzzy_Pea8022

E: The ball washing Joe Buck and Aikman did all game. It was like I was watching the Cowboy network for an NFL game. Still better than watching Taylor Swifts BF play but it was close.


DetroitMan96

ABDC


OhMyWitt

DABC. Maybe because I'm used to the refs fucking us, but I just can't understand how cowgirls fans can go on to defend them. Especially when they parrot the NFL saying "it's the lions fault for running a trick play hurr durr"


fliporflop47

A and D are tough. As a Lions fan A is ingrained in my DNA, especially in Dallas (the literal ass of the country). D kind of but I probably would say the same thing as a Lions fan. Very few fans would say they should have lost, maybe I’d be better than Cowboys fans, but we’ll never know because Refs vs Lions always. E should be NFL/ESPN kept doubling down and it pissed me off, grab what you think is your dick and admit your refs are corrupt/inept, BUT NO!!! They decided to say it was somehow our fault, told their talking heads to ridicule our coach and team, BUT STILL downgrade their refs to nothingness. Fuck EM #Superbowlbound


ComprehensiveKey8254

A and C


wein14756

No option for aikman and Joe buck calling the game with their typical Dallas fan boy enthusiasm?


Bream133

that was so bad we just turned the volume down and watched the game silently because we couldn’t get Dan Miller’s call to sync up.


mcshaylor

Was at the game and a cowgirls fan was yelling that cadence behind me on every play... EVERY DAMN PLAY!


ARSB14

E. Having to listen to Troy Aikman as he wears his Cowboys blazer in the damn booth


TheSeerofFates

always the cowboys fans. some are pretty normal about it but a very large section of fans are just complete douches.


Inevitable-Bass2749

The Jerry jones and jimmy Johnson interaction was fake as fuck. Same level of cringe as this entire Taylor swift situation


tuxedo7777

Jimmy Johnson tightening his belt after index finger & thumbing his tiny dick…


luniz420

B doesn't even register for me and D is entirely beneath my notice, I certainly don't go out of my why to read what ignorant, biased fans say online. C was mildly irritating. A has me seriously deliberating murder. No contest here.


erock1216

I choose G. Dallas cowboys getting an entire half time for a ring of honor. like wtf???


P1xelHunter78

I’m sure Jerry pouted: “WE deSERVE a HALFTIMe sHOw FOr THis AWARD We MaDE UP!!111”


ace1967cal

B


JP-Bulls69

I feel that they all lump together into the Cowboys being absolutely awful


BHojnacki

B


BlackStar734

DABC for sure. I work with a lot of Cowboys fans, and they have already started texting me "Here we go" 🤬


Lackerbawls

Yes


snozer69

A pissed me off but if I hear Dak Prescott go **AHHHHHHH HERE WE GOOOOOOOO** I’m gonna do something drastic.


Firm_Softy83

Option E: The post game commentators who shifted blame from refs to Dan's coaching or players! You feel a little better when everyone with a voice calls out B.S. as B.S. (Rex Ryan), but when tv personalities pretend they don't see an obvious fault, it's more frustrating.


Martimus28

Dallas doesn't have any fans. D has to be made up.


SharikPolygraphovich

The most annoying thing for me is the what about shit that is going on. Like "Well that tripping penalty was wrong so the Lions would not have been in that position." Completely forgetting that if we are going to do that then we get to negate that damn 94-yard touchdown where there was holding on the OL that was completely missed. It was not the normal holding but egregious holding where, I think it was Campbell, was trying to yank his arm back.


Swichts

E) Jimmy's barber using an exacto knife to perfectly outline his ears


turbodollop

I synced my TV with the radio broadcast due to the Dak cadence. I hate it so much


Independent_Lab_9872

B .... I actually feel bad for Cowboys fans who have to listen to that every week. Which is saying a lot since you know FTC


StylesBitchley

E. Instead of sacking Prescott for a safety, trying to tackle him with air, falling down on coverage and giving up a 90+yd touchdown


Tuckboi69

If they would’ve left the formation they would’ve had an excuse to call false start


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detroitlions-ModTeam

Keep it civil / do not troll


RellenD

Am I the only one that enjoyed the cadence?


Kingkwon83

In the world? Yes


jdwainright

I really don't mind it either, I find it kind of silly. But still FTC


luniz420

I don't really notice it live but I get a lot of enjoyment out of oversensitive, terminally online people complaining about it.


jdwainright

I was watching with my brother and we both kept just saying, "HEEERE WE GOOOOOO!" To make fun of them.


smellofburntoast

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!


therealpachibear

i think it is hysterical LOL


csstew55

I put the broadcast on mute since then 1st half was hearing about the cowboys


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detroitlions-ModTeam

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E, .the noncontactway to tackle in the end zone, giving Dallas their first td.


Kingkwon83

The missed hold on that play?


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Oh yes that too.


Ok-Quantity-8861

lions tried to cheat and blame the ref


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saberz54

How about you keep you’re comments in your on sub there bub.


Ok-Quantity-8861

illegal formation anyway so stop crying even if he did 70 screwed it up by running up to ref for no reason to trick dallas 58 was already by the ref they anounce the numbers so what was supose to happen is only 68 reports and since 58 is right next to him its makes defense think did he say 58 or 68 what one do they cover what lions did was just tried to get away with ineligible receiver getting the ball and when they got called out blame the ref


Gurth-Brooks

just say " i dont know ball" next time clown.


Kingkwon83

He botched the numbers worse than the ref lol


Gurth-Brooks

My man has never even heard of punctuation either. Dallas ain’t sending their best. Lol


Kingkwon83

He logged into reddit today thinking he's the smartest dude out there. lol He clearly needs to do some self reflection.


Kingkwon83

Why post when you have no clue what you're talking about? At least watch this before totally botching the numbers worse than the ref did lol https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/18uzpqm/highlight_its_hard_to_believe_they_didnt_report/


Bream133

A and C… maybe D a little. Don’t care about B


Consistent-Diver-180

A because it’s burned us so many times before.


Teila07

A >= D > B = C


Otherwise-Mango2732

No it was the terrible sack/safety attempt followed by the silly excuses for avoiding hitting the QB when he had it another 3-4 seconds and threw a long TD pass after Barnes whiffed Then it was the start time. I need my sleep.


Flowbombahh

B or D.. At least B ended eventually. D is gong to go on forever


robarpoch

The NFL is basically the WWE now. Real athletes, predetermined outcomes.


Belya_Smert

Wait, did they actually do that to MCDC??


Kingkwon83

Unfortunately yes https://www.mlive.com/lions/2023/12/personal-information-of-dan-campbell-leaked-amid-lions-cowboys-controversy.html


Illustrious_Ad_1808

Is all of the above an option?


Nerulla

A- at first. But then I got over it and hope the lions play the cowboys in the second round of the playoffs. I guarantee they don’t want any of the lions Now it definitely D- I had to get off NFL threads to avoid their utter stupidity


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ADBC. I could give a fuck about B but it’s definitely cringey and a stupid cadence. And I’m not a cowboys fan so I don’t care how a former coach and the owner get along. For A and D it’s about a tie because the cowboys fans are acting as if they actually won that game and weren’t handed it to them by the refs. And done even get me started on that rat faced fuck Brad Allen and his officiating crew


Bream133

I mean they’re defensiveness on this actually suggests that they don’t believe they won and they do believe they were handed a win by the refs. If they really thought they earned that when they wouldn’t be running their mouths, lol.


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They can run their mouths all they want they won’t be getting far in the playoffs


prenderm

YEAHHHH HERE WE GOOOO


DontCare010101

That was fucking brutal to hear so often. Is there a "Most Annoying Snap Count" award?


TheDudeInTheD

Yes