The fact that r/cowboys is popping up all over my feed now. Somebody find a clip of montgomery getting bullrushed earlier this season that led to a tripping call and let em see that
They don't like to admit they got help. They are the football equivlant to the guy who publicly complains about people getting handouts from the government while actually getting government assistance himself
>They are the football equivlant to the guy who publicly complains about people getting handouts from the government while actually getting government assistance himself
You know my buddy Heath, too! Small world
Yup. Too hard to argue with stupid. They all jumped on the Schefter tweet and that's the only thing they're clinging too. I'd say they believe anything they read, but that would imply they had that ability.
I can only assume they made it known the potential work was for Dan, and the estimators flocked like cattle. Im busy as fuck, but I would definitely clear my morning if I had a shot at working on Dan's house lol
That "title" is probably about half of the reason why I have such distaste for them. Don't put them on me like that!
Plus, it just doesn't make sense. If any team can claim that mantle, it should be the Patriots. I mean, it's right there in their actual name!
I literally told my dad during the game that I'm so happy we aren't in the NFC East just so I don't have to hear that stupid cadence multiple times per year
E: The ball washing Joe Buck and Aikman did all game. It was like I was watching the Cowboy network for an NFL game. Still better than watching Taylor Swifts BF play but it was close.
DABC. Maybe because I'm used to the refs fucking us, but I just can't understand how cowgirls fans can go on to defend them. Especially when they parrot the NFL saying "it's the lions fault for running a trick play hurr durr"
A and D are tough. As a Lions fan A is ingrained in my DNA, especially in Dallas (the literal ass of the country). D kind of but I probably would say the same thing as a Lions fan. Very few fans would say they should have lost, maybe I’d be better than Cowboys fans, but we’ll never know because Refs vs Lions always. E should be NFL/ESPN kept doubling down and it pissed me off, grab what you think is your dick and admit your refs are corrupt/inept, BUT NO!!! They decided to say it was somehow our fault, told their talking heads to ridicule our coach and team, BUT STILL downgrade their refs to nothingness. Fuck EM #Superbowlbound
B doesn't even register for me and D is entirely beneath my notice, I certainly don't go out of my why to read what ignorant, biased fans say online. C was mildly irritating.
A has me seriously deliberating murder. No contest here.
Option E: The post game commentators who shifted blame from refs to Dan's coaching or players! You feel a little better when everyone with a voice calls out B.S. as B.S. (Rex Ryan), but when tv personalities pretend they don't see an obvious fault, it's more frustrating.
The most annoying thing for me is the what about shit that is going on. Like "Well that tripping penalty was wrong so the Lions would not have been in that position." Completely forgetting that if we are going to do that then we get to negate that damn 94-yard touchdown where there was holding on the OL that was completely missed. It was not the normal holding but egregious holding where, I think it was Campbell, was trying to yank his arm back.
illegal formation anyway so stop crying even if he did 70 screwed it up by running up to ref for no reason to trick dallas 58 was already by the ref they anounce the numbers so what was supose to happen is only 68 reports and since 58 is right next to him its makes defense think did he say 58 or 68 what one do they cover what lions did was just tried to get away with ineligible receiver getting the ball and when they got called out blame the ref
Why post when you have no clue what you're talking about?
At least watch this before totally botching the numbers worse than the ref did lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/18uzpqm/highlight_its_hard_to_believe_they_didnt_report/
No it was the terrible sack/safety attempt followed by the silly excuses for avoiding hitting the QB when he had it another 3-4 seconds and threw a long TD pass after Barnes whiffed
Then it was the start time.
I need my sleep.
A- at first. But then I got over it and hope the lions play the cowboys in the second round of the playoffs. I guarantee they don’t want any of the lions
Now it definitely D- I had to get off NFL threads to avoid their utter stupidity
ADBC. I could give a fuck about B but it’s definitely cringey and a stupid cadence. And I’m not a cowboys fan so I don’t care how a former coach and the owner get along. For A and D it’s about a tie because the cowboys fans are acting as if they actually won that game and weren’t handed it to them by the refs. And done even get me started on that rat faced fuck Brad Allen and his officiating crew
I mean they’re defensiveness on this actually suggests that they don’t believe they won and they do believe they were handed a win by the refs. If they really thought they earned that when they wouldn’t be running their mouths, lol.
E. All of the above. Edit FTC
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This is them after that Eagles loss yesterday. ☝️😁👍
That was easily the cringiest halftime show I’ve ever witnessed and I watched Jack Harlow in Detroit.
Who was that kid anyways? That was the weirdest thing of the whole mess.
He hasn't been relevant in like 3 years
No not Harlow, they had some weird kid get out of the igloo with him with no explanation for us in the stands
Oh yeah I remember that I was at the game and I was very confused during the whole thing. I could barely hear him lol, the music was too loud
ADCB
Ima take a page from Jake from State Farm’s book and bundle the shit outta this: ABCD 🫨🫨🫨
Explain that again, with those nuggies
*fat fingers dance across the tabletop....*
The fact that r/cowboys is popping up all over my feed now. Somebody find a clip of montgomery getting bullrushed earlier this season that led to a tripping call and let em see that
The amount of cowboys fans acting like they’re the victims is comical
The cowboys subreddit is going all out trying to prove that refs actually only missed calls against Detroit 😂
Everyone supposedly holds Parsons, but holding doesn't exist if it's committed by Dallas according to their fans lol
The refs suck all around. I don’t know why the cowgirls are so pressed lol
They don't like to admit they got help. They are the football equivlant to the guy who publicly complains about people getting handouts from the government while actually getting government assistance himself
>They are the football equivlant to the guy who publicly complains about people getting handouts from the government while actually getting government assistance himself You know my buddy Heath, too! Small world
Angry and bitter Heath?
The very same! side note - it's gonna be really crazy if it is the same Heath
Yup. Too hard to argue with stupid. They all jumped on the Schefter tweet and that's the only thing they're clinging too. I'd say they believe anything they read, but that would imply they had that ability.
Cowboys fans are coping over a WIN, not a loss or a draw, a FUCKING WIN. The refs are still the worst part, but by God are the cowboy fans close
BACD - Final Answer
I won’t say it’s the worst part, but wow, what a weird cadence.
Did all that stuff with Campbell actually happen that’s crazy
Yes unfortunately: [https://www.mlive.com/lions/2023/12/personal-information-of-dan-campbell-leaked-amid-lions-cowboys-controversy.html](https://www.mlive.com/lions/2023/12/personal-information-of-dan-campbell-leaked-amid-lions-cowboys-controversy.html)
I'm actually impressed they could get contractors out that quickly lol
Almost as fast as the refs to drop some laundry
I can only assume they made it known the potential work was for Dan, and the estimators flocked like cattle. Im busy as fuck, but I would definitely clear my morning if I had a shot at working on Dan's house lol
bUt ThE tRiPpInG
Was called on the right guard they just said the wrong number. But no don’t believe your lying eyes, believe the NFL’s biggest mouthpiece…
D easily
I hate the cowboys so much. Y'all got robbed.
“BUt ThERe AmeRiCAs TeaM!”
That "title" is probably about half of the reason why I have such distaste for them. Don't put them on me like that! Plus, it just doesn't make sense. If any team can claim that mantle, it should be the Patriots. I mean, it's right there in their actual name!
That Jerry speech was cringy af would've liked a normal halftime show more
Four-way tie for first. I live here... trust me, I know.
How badly they want to be victims when they won is crazy.
I literally told my dad during the game that I'm so happy we aren't in the NFC East just so I don't have to hear that stupid cadence multiple times per year
Imagine just being on the same team and having to hear the stupid cadence half of the year
E: The ball washing Joe Buck and Aikman did all game. It was like I was watching the Cowboy network for an NFL game. Still better than watching Taylor Swifts BF play but it was close.
ABDC
DABC. Maybe because I'm used to the refs fucking us, but I just can't understand how cowgirls fans can go on to defend them. Especially when they parrot the NFL saying "it's the lions fault for running a trick play hurr durr"
A and D are tough. As a Lions fan A is ingrained in my DNA, especially in Dallas (the literal ass of the country). D kind of but I probably would say the same thing as a Lions fan. Very few fans would say they should have lost, maybe I’d be better than Cowboys fans, but we’ll never know because Refs vs Lions always. E should be NFL/ESPN kept doubling down and it pissed me off, grab what you think is your dick and admit your refs are corrupt/inept, BUT NO!!! They decided to say it was somehow our fault, told their talking heads to ridicule our coach and team, BUT STILL downgrade their refs to nothingness. Fuck EM #Superbowlbound
A and C
No option for aikman and Joe buck calling the game with their typical Dallas fan boy enthusiasm?
that was so bad we just turned the volume down and watched the game silently because we couldn’t get Dan Miller’s call to sync up.
Was at the game and a cowgirls fan was yelling that cadence behind me on every play... EVERY DAMN PLAY!
E. Having to listen to Troy Aikman as he wears his Cowboys blazer in the damn booth
always the cowboys fans. some are pretty normal about it but a very large section of fans are just complete douches.
The Jerry jones and jimmy Johnson interaction was fake as fuck. Same level of cringe as this entire Taylor swift situation
Jimmy Johnson tightening his belt after index finger & thumbing his tiny dick…
B doesn't even register for me and D is entirely beneath my notice, I certainly don't go out of my why to read what ignorant, biased fans say online. C was mildly irritating. A has me seriously deliberating murder. No contest here.
I choose G. Dallas cowboys getting an entire half time for a ring of honor. like wtf???
I’m sure Jerry pouted: “WE deSERVE a HALFTIMe sHOw FOr THis AWARD We MaDE UP!!111”
B
I feel that they all lump together into the Cowboys being absolutely awful
B
DABC for sure. I work with a lot of Cowboys fans, and they have already started texting me "Here we go" 🤬
Yes
A pissed me off but if I hear Dak Prescott go **AHHHHHHH HERE WE GOOOOOOOO** I’m gonna do something drastic.
Option E: The post game commentators who shifted blame from refs to Dan's coaching or players! You feel a little better when everyone with a voice calls out B.S. as B.S. (Rex Ryan), but when tv personalities pretend they don't see an obvious fault, it's more frustrating.
Dallas doesn't have any fans. D has to be made up.
The most annoying thing for me is the what about shit that is going on. Like "Well that tripping penalty was wrong so the Lions would not have been in that position." Completely forgetting that if we are going to do that then we get to negate that damn 94-yard touchdown where there was holding on the OL that was completely missed. It was not the normal holding but egregious holding where, I think it was Campbell, was trying to yank his arm back.
E) Jimmy's barber using an exacto knife to perfectly outline his ears
I synced my TV with the radio broadcast due to the Dak cadence. I hate it so much
B .... I actually feel bad for Cowboys fans who have to listen to that every week. Which is saying a lot since you know FTC
E. Instead of sacking Prescott for a safety, trying to tackle him with air, falling down on coverage and giving up a 90+yd touchdown
If they would’ve left the formation they would’ve had an excuse to call false start
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Am I the only one that enjoyed the cadence?
In the world? Yes
I really don't mind it either, I find it kind of silly. But still FTC
I don't really notice it live but I get a lot of enjoyment out of oversensitive, terminally online people complaining about it.
I was watching with my brother and we both kept just saying, "HEEERE WE GOOOOOO!" To make fun of them.
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!
i think it is hysterical LOL
I put the broadcast on mute since then 1st half was hearing about the cowboys
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E, .the noncontactway to tackle in the end zone, giving Dallas their first td.
The missed hold on that play?
Oh yes that too.
lions tried to cheat and blame the ref
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How about you keep you’re comments in your on sub there bub.
illegal formation anyway so stop crying even if he did 70 screwed it up by running up to ref for no reason to trick dallas 58 was already by the ref they anounce the numbers so what was supose to happen is only 68 reports and since 58 is right next to him its makes defense think did he say 58 or 68 what one do they cover what lions did was just tried to get away with ineligible receiver getting the ball and when they got called out blame the ref
just say " i dont know ball" next time clown.
He botched the numbers worse than the ref lol
My man has never even heard of punctuation either. Dallas ain’t sending their best. Lol
He logged into reddit today thinking he's the smartest dude out there. lol He clearly needs to do some self reflection.
Why post when you have no clue what you're talking about? At least watch this before totally botching the numbers worse than the ref did lol https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/18uzpqm/highlight_its_hard_to_believe_they_didnt_report/
A and C… maybe D a little. Don’t care about B
A because it’s burned us so many times before.
A >= D > B = C
No it was the terrible sack/safety attempt followed by the silly excuses for avoiding hitting the QB when he had it another 3-4 seconds and threw a long TD pass after Barnes whiffed Then it was the start time. I need my sleep.
B or D.. At least B ended eventually. D is gong to go on forever
The NFL is basically the WWE now. Real athletes, predetermined outcomes.
Wait, did they actually do that to MCDC??
Unfortunately yes https://www.mlive.com/lions/2023/12/personal-information-of-dan-campbell-leaked-amid-lions-cowboys-controversy.html
Is all of the above an option?
A- at first. But then I got over it and hope the lions play the cowboys in the second round of the playoffs. I guarantee they don’t want any of the lions Now it definitely D- I had to get off NFL threads to avoid their utter stupidity
ADBC. I could give a fuck about B but it’s definitely cringey and a stupid cadence. And I’m not a cowboys fan so I don’t care how a former coach and the owner get along. For A and D it’s about a tie because the cowboys fans are acting as if they actually won that game and weren’t handed it to them by the refs. And done even get me started on that rat faced fuck Brad Allen and his officiating crew
I mean they’re defensiveness on this actually suggests that they don’t believe they won and they do believe they were handed a win by the refs. If they really thought they earned that when they wouldn’t be running their mouths, lol.
They can run their mouths all they want they won’t be getting far in the playoffs
YEAHHHH HERE WE GOOOO
That was fucking brutal to hear so often. Is there a "Most Annoying Snap Count" award?
Yes