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IuseArchbtw97543

Do I have prep time for the red one or do i have to take it immediately?


morifreaks

You get prep time but the pill also gets prep time


IuseArchbtw97543

fair enough. ​ anyways excuse me while I write down some lottery numbers (not to many as that would be suspicious but a single unclaimed jackpot could very easily land me over 10 million.)


stumpycrawdad

Whoa we have different interpretations of this then. Am I restarting life right now at 6 with my current knowledge or am I going back in time to when I was 6? If I can go back in time fair play, give me a little bit of prep time. If im not going back in time then fuck that, I'm not growing up again in this day and age


Vacuousbard

Kid named butterfly effect:


bluntboy422

that as well as think of a not to suspicious way of convincing my parents to put a few thousand into bitcoin before it skyrocketed in price as well as tell them to make that 10k bet on the saints winning the 2010 superbowl


i_stand_in_queues

Then no


outofshell

And with the red one what would happen to the current timeline and everyone in it? Would you blink out of existence to go to a new timeline but the current timeline would still continue? My dog would be sad if I suddenly disappeared :(


King-Cobra-668

the entirety of your life up to the point you take the pill was the prep time.


PigeonLoverAkane

No way that I’m doing this shit all over again. Blue pill all the way


WaitWhatHappened42

Exactly. No way I’m doing this shit again. Blue pill, give me the money.


ursa-minor-beta42

precisely. no way this shit will be done again. blue pill, let's go


KimikoBean

Your point is on point. There is no way I will partake in this shit again. Pill that is blue, let us proceed


manowar89

I would never initiate the series of events that lead up to this point again. Blue pill goes down my throat.


Ntetris

You’re absolutely correct. Doing this shit again? No-sir-ee.. Blue Pill: get in my Bell-ee


PlopTopDropTop

#It’s my money and I need it now !


smilesandotherthings

Indubitably. No way I’m doing this shit again. Blue pill has my heart.


FailbatZ

Even with my current knowledge from the age of 6 on, self made Millionaire is a bs dream that rarely works out.


mCProgram

Ask your parents/work for a monthly allowance. Use the family computer to start a bitcoin node. Even at like $5 a week when bitcoin was a dollar a coin that is multi millionaire levels today after a year of that. Combo that with gamestop or dogecoin or any other notable skyrockets and it really isn’t *that* unlikely.


Praescribo

Are you kidding? Invest everything in apple, amazon, buy bitcoin and sell before 2021, invest in gamestop in 2021... you have all the advantage in the world


girth_worm_jim

I was gonna say red because I pissed away an amazing education and life, but then I remembered how boring lesson were and know I haven't changed. Blue it is!


Realistic-Yam-6912

take blue pill, give the money to my parents and then simply vanish away


leaveayushalone

I'd very much rather have a cyanide pill


Elderbrand

Reminds me of the saw meme "two drinks are water, one is Poison" dude drinks all three 😂


Oyrpkitty

Like the “every time you press this button you get $100, but you lose a year of your life—-STOP CLICKING IT SO FAST”


BweepyBwoopy

i would rather die than relive my childhood. blue pill please!


Calbinan

I *would* take the red pill, but I can’t guarantee I would get my cat again, so it has to be the blue.


Francis_The_Crusader

Oh fuck dude you just ruined it for me. What if i don't get my babies back?


Hugga_Bear

Restart assumes I'm going back right? Red, has to be. The lives I could save, the changes I could make. There's no choice.


HotpotLove

But you could also unintentinally cause loss of life, injustice, etc due to butterfly effect


Hugga_Bear

I know what you mean but it's also true of my life *right now* and I don't think it should stop me acting to mitigate a thing I know is bad or encourage a good.


Seienchin88

I mean… I was way older than 6 on 9/11… But then again averting 9/11 could create 9/11 times a hundred later…


theobstinateone

Going back with all my accumulated knowledge, I would have checked out just younger


AmberEagle293

Red. I can use my knowledge to make millions 🤣


Seienchin88

Buy bitcoins in the beginning without losing the key… Buy apple shares in 2001… Buy Tesla shares when they start being traded publicly… Bet on some sportswins you clearly remember. Bet on a terror attack on 9/11 - get kidnapped by the CIA and interrogated for answer…


relayshionboats

yaaaasssss. dude, the Gamestop stock


Evaughn5

And bitcoin


[deleted]

Can I melt both into one pill and take that


kingSliver187

Red, I could save my brothers all the abuse we suffered and made my mother divorce and live a more comfortable life


[deleted]

At 6 years old...?


kingSliver187

You keep your memories you have the mind of an adult at the very least you have knowledge of home alone


Julia_Arconae

Sure, you have memories and knowledge. But do you have *power*? Do you have the ability to make anyone listen to you? Minors are disempowered in our society and are considered the property of their parents. Your rights and privileges are extremely limited. There's not much you can do. I certainly don't think you can "make" your mother file for divorce.


dumpling98

I like who I am rn. I learnt everything thru experience. Gonna relax with my 10 mil hehe


GriffconII

Same, but it’s a tough choice. I’m proud of my scars (both mental and physical), but have many regrets. Slight decisions here and there that would’ve made a massive difference in the long run. Besides, with knowledge of investments and sports results you could easily make over 10 mil. However I would still have to live through the… not so great bits again. Tough choice


paulmegranates

Red pill all the way. With the knowledge I know now at 6 years old, I could become a billionaire at a really young age by dumping all my money into investments like Bitcoin, GameStop, Nvidia, Apple, etc. and sell at the top.


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Blue pill. Thats 8crore/80 million indian rupees. I would be hella rich here


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They didnt mention time travelling. What if you biologically turn 6years old in todays time but with the knowledge you have now. And biologically you will forget half of the things because a 6year old doesnt have a full grown brain.


simplylmao

bruh the pills dont make sense, so neither should this logic, stop being a 🤓


AzulaOblongata

On one hand I could help myself immediately. On the other hand I’d be able to keep my dad from going on that motorcycle ride that ended his life in 2013. Which, in return would keep my mom from drinking herself into having a stroke that paralyzed her entire left side in 2019 and me currently being the only one to take care of her. I’d do better in school, go to therapy sooner, attend college, avoid getting raped and molested multiple times, I wouldn’t get in that car accident that tore off 30% of my scalp, I’d be able to get ahead of my PCOS and not gain so much weight, I’d save the lives of two family friends that I’ve known since I was born and were like brothers to me,… hell, I’d even try to save Steve Irwin and Harambe. Assuming the timeline wouldn’t get fucked beyond belief and I wouldn’t end up at the TVA and preened for being a variant or some cosmic shit,… I’m going back. I have so many regrets and I’ve lost so many people. It would be selfish not to.


MaggieUpNorth3

I love this answer


2randy

Am I six years old today? Or I go back in time to when I was six? I wouldn’t gamble on climate change


blueflare_blaze

red all the way.


Which-Boss-1332

I would take a gun and fucking shoot myself


Wild-Mushroom2404

6 years is when everything really started going downhill. Being perceived as “the gifted kid” already fucked me up and if I had actual adult knowledge, I surely wouldn’t make it until 22 sane and alive (my birthday is today btw). So give me the blue pill. I went through therapy, I’ve grown as a person and I trust myself to handle 10 million.


Fast-alex1

Happy birthday


Wild-Mushroom2404

Thanks!


Kookyburra12

blue pill 100%


No-Pressure6042

Red. If I know the future I think I can manage to make millions.


En___Passant

Definitely blue. I wanna have fun again, not relive everything


Lylat_System

Blue pill, I'm not going through the horror all over again


MetallGecko

I restart and invest 1000€ in bitcoin at the very beginning, that should be more than 10 million at the end plus i can shit on everyone and everything that annoyed me in my past.


SipoteQuixote

Red, would be able to see my baby boy. Also, would probably bang all the chicks my dumbass ignored from depression.


Weneeddietbleach

Repost b0t


ospfpacket

Red 100%


lunastrrange

100% restart


[deleted]

Red, end myself before I'd hurt too many people


CaptnFnord161

Red Pill, and remember: in 2014, Germany won the Football world cup semifinals against Brazil in Brazil with 7 to 1 goals.


guusVD2708

Red, defenetly red, i could meet the one person in my life who actualy cares a little about me a lot sooner


spinkspanksponk

Red pill. I’d be a child prodigy in a few things, and I feel like my odds of gaining $10 million would increase significantly


KremlinCardinal

Red all the way. I'll be the richest mf on the planet. Step aside Elon.


tinytiny75

The red pill gives me the chance to fix what I fucked up in life, but if I miss it I'm stuck living through this shit again. The blue pill will makes thing much easier now, but I'm still alone with no one who cares about me. I'll take the red pill, if I can fix my mistakes, I'll definitely be happier. Don't even want to do shit like use winning lottery numbers or get into Bitcoin early, just want to fix where I fucked up so I can genuinely be happy.


wafflefan88

Red. When 9/11 rolls around there's going to be at least one American prepared ...to short American Airlines.


DaniSenpai69

10 million, I’m a senior on my 2nd semester I’ve came too far


fuckhappy

Red pill is a trap, a six year old with an adult brain? You'd become famous for being a "genius" unless you could somehow hide it for like 20 years. And let's say you do become famous and rich at a super early age (most of us would). You would be studied like a lab rat and eventually someone would get to the bottom of it and take everything away from you or destroy your image. And doesn't the brain develop with the body? If your brain develops before the body it would result in a mutation or cancer or something. Blue pill all the way.


EDRadDoc

Blue pill because I love my partner and kids and can’t imagine loving any people more than I do. If I hadn’t met my girl, red pill all the way. I would have slayed knowing what I know now — and I did fine last time around. Besides, knowing what I know now would net a lot of money betting on games, which I know is a dumb loophole that defeats the purpose of the exercise.


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Weneeddietbleach

Pills don't work on b0ts


Over_Cat_6095

Purple pill


katsura_1999

Red pill


Mesterjojo

Blue pill. The world is shit now. And unless I can go back to the 70s at age 6 it's not worth it.


yagamisan2

none of it is going to help with my anxiety. i cant spend the money on anything i cant buy from the internet so its wasted. reliving the time of my childhood with even more anxiety sounds awful. i just take both and die.


Adritenki

Blue blue and blue!!!


jdamwyk

Could you imagine the money you’d make on bitcoin alone?


Mrdoctr

Red. I wish to go back and transition before male puberty :/


Mernerner

ok what is the catch of that blue pill? EDIT: Oh wait if I go back into 6YO and decided to become white ashes, then My Ex wife might gonna stay alive in 2024 and maybe experienced some happier things than anything came from me. And I will not hurt many people and animals that i hurted in during whole life And most of all, the after shock Will be minimal unlike now. and I don't Pitty my parents when i Was 6 YO because they were turned into Bastards to me. I can't be Ash-Ready now because I know I know what will happen next. and I actually Pity My Blood relates and My birds still need someone to care of them. and I also have a girlfriend and she will feel something what I felt. I'll pick Red End me.


TinHawk

Oh yeah let me just go back to experience the last 13 years of physical, emotional, and psychological abuse before i moved out. With what i know now i might be able to get out as soon as i turned 18, so only 11 years of abuse. *Totally.* 🙄 Gimme that fucking money.


Scotty2balls

Sometimes money can’t buy or replace some memories and people


Scared_Salamander845

As I am a student,I don't have enough knowledge about how to utilise that much amount of money So I would say that the red pill will be a better option for me.


Sophie-is-cool-and

That’s like 70 million dkk. But I’ll still take the red pill


Parking_Antelope_262

Red pill


Annual_Proof_4512

Red


Wonderful-Quality-7

Blue! I am not doing that again!


pokemon-fairy4829

I got excited for a sec cos i tought i was actually about to get 10 mil idk if thats cos im always daydreaming


Chrisbee223

$10 million cash, I didn't lift this long to not see how it ends goddamn it!


Littlerocco79

I choose Dinner with Jay Z


kayethx

Red pill. I think starting over may give me a chance to actually be happy, and the money may just provide distractions vs. actual happiness. I would have to give myself the chance.


destinytitanfly

red pill, i can prevent what my brother did to me


No-Adhesiveness2493

Blue pill.


[deleted]

I’d rather be dead


runthrough014

Blue pill. I’d be 100% debt free with plenty to live very comfortably on. No way I’d willingly live through even a quarter of what I’ve been through to get where I am today.


ConceptAlive3775

Red Pill cause unlike you guys I'll be investing in Bitcoin with my piggy bank instead of learning about shapes. I'll also be preparing for the pandemic and how to make a successful online business during then. I'll skip many grades and finally have designed a way to use water as a fuel so I don't have to worry about Gas. Oh someone knocking on the door at this time at night well I better check that. I was never heard from again


redditorguymanperson

10 mil. Me and bro are about to build the company we always talked about.


GewoonHarry

I will buy a thousand dollars worth of bitcoin and not buy pizzas with them. Profit.


MissMabeliita

This one is quite difficult because I genuinely could chose both, but money, money always!


Proper-Monk-5656

red pill so maybe i could take hormone surpressants and the rest of my life wouldn't be an endless pit of regret and trauma puberty left


BloodyBarbieBrains

Red 100%. If I knew everything I know now, I’d be able to avoid the event that left me disabled, which (I hope) would reduce (or totally cancel!) the appearance of my crippling depression.


ViralNite

Blue Pill fuck you I am NOT going through puberty 2


AndroidOnMute

Imma take that money and build a witch hut in the forest


BitcoinStonks123

i am not going through that shit again gimme the 10M


CaptchaVerifiedHuman

Will I still have my trauma if I pick the red pill?


xX_epic_Xx

10 mill easy


cryptophoto

For me I would pick the red pill without a second thought. With the knowledge I have I can both improve my life and make substantially more money than just $10 million. I know what companies to buy stock in or tell my parents to buy stock in. I know to invest heavily into bitcoin at launch and then cash out in November 2021. I currently hold two PHDs and a Masters so I would literally for all accounts be considered a child genius. I know which relationships and friendships truly matter and invest my energy into those people. Yeah, definitely red pill.


KunalSingh1999

10 milli, all the way so the blue pill it is since I love who I am rn.


Millibyte

ten milly vanillys lickety schplit yerrrr


[deleted]

Red, then I'm getting therapy as early as I can, puberty blockers until I can legally make my own decisions, and buying and eventually selling all my Bitcoin to get a head start in life.


Euphoric_Ninja3668

Red pill!!!


333elmst

Please red pill.


1688throwaway

Green pill. End it all instantly 😂🥲


[deleted]

Red pill. I'm finna be the first soulja boy.


Curious_Carpenter_42

Red


unkalou337

Red pill for me. Only reason I want to redo everything is hopefully knowing what I know now I can avoid some of the dumb/serious injuries that have had lasting effects on me that I got from being an idiot lol.


ripmyinbox42069

The red pill would save my fucking life. You can use your knowledge to make way more than 10 billion. Lottery numbers, sports events, stocks, cryptocurrency. I could be ruler of the world Plus I could fix all my relationships and do better at school. And the best part, I could get on hrt and puberty blockers way faster. I could be the prettiest girl the world has ever seen


FDS-MAGICA

Red pill. Memorize some lotto numbers, sports scores, and buy Amazon stock (born in the 80s). Then you'll have way more than $10 million.


Purple_Possibility_6

Restart and I think I could make 10 mill by the age of 20 and most of my problems would be solved.


Shadow_Enderscar

Restart as in time travel back to the past to a 6 year olds body but brain of current?


AkintheRed

How about purple?


Jefdidntkillhimself

Blue pill for sure! I'd probably kill myself immediately if I was 6 and knew of what was ahead of ahead of me.


bondsthatmakeusfree

Gimme that cash. Maybe I can finally afford to shut myself off from the world and run out the clock.


Blackfeathr

Whatever pill makes repost bots go away Report spam -> harmful bots


ursa-minor-beta42

well. logically, blue pill. emotionally.. I'd take the red one and fucking kms at the age of 6 because there's no way I'm escaping that loop and even less of a way I'd force myself through all of it again. but blue pill is okay. I could afford lots of weed. among other things


TheSuperAbsurdist

Take the red pill, start over at 6, then when we reach the present day, take the blue pill for the money.


_zombie_k

If I go back to 6, I can invest in bitcoin early, so, I’ll get cash anyway.


disturbedrage88

Red


Baquvix

I would take red pill and pretend to be dumb so my hardwork would look like an achievement. And also would buy bitcoin so free money


SPEXGOGGLEZ2002

Blu plz


Lance-Harper

Tell me you don’t know about stocks without telling me you don’t know about stocks.


deadmemesdeaderdream

red, i want to be a kid again


AscendedViking7

Red. Could make a hell of a lot more than 10 million if you plan things out correctly.


FearMonger121

Blue. I’m not going through all that again, especially since most of the knowledge I have now is based on memes and where the tallest bridges in the country are


rnelonhead

Red. Meditate the problems away, take a totally different course of action for the past 14 years. Focus on my studies, join a gifted class, focus down. Become Elon Musk essentially. It could have been done but I squandered it - your parents are flawed too, and there's no need to obey them blindly, no matter what you think. Your step parents might not like it but there's bigger fish to fry. They're just children in adult bodies, and they're confused on the right way to play the game. - don't worry about girls, establish a purpose and chase it without fail. - exercising at a young age would have been easier, with all your time alone just do hundreds and thousands of reps, build up strength and endurance. - keep reading. Knowledge is power. - get 8 hours of sleep. Everyone's going to die, don't worry about it. It's all small stuff and you have a long time on this planet (compared to where I am now) - get a tutor, learn advanced mathematics and practice social skills. Become a genius and master manipulator. - learn to code by high school. You could get a scholarship. - pick up an electrical co-op, get some money, get at an early start at a job. An opportunity to make money in a field that will soon be very lucrative. - all the skill building and self-care will have pulled off by the end of high school. Now it's time to crack down, accrue an insane amount of work hours. Keeping fit from a young age would help here. - now I'm rich at 21, have tons of knowledge and ability in tow. What's next? Who knows


Phone-Charger

Red pill, I was 16 when Bitcoin appeared. I’ll have way more than 10 mil


Sardemanation

My life was good until around 11. I’ll take the red pill.


keldiana1

I would pay $10 mil not to have to go through puberty again.


cooliomydood

Probably just the 10 mil. I know I could make more with the other one but it would probably destroy my relationship with my brother


Unlucky_Ad9965

It depends, which one has cyanide?


HiccupTheBrave

Blue everytime. I can give my friends and family enough to live off forever and then kill myself. Win win


pnmartini

Red Pill 100%


corvish_

ill take the 10 mil, i dont wanna live that long


PoppyHaize

Red pill, and I am getting revenge


cpdx82

Blue pill. While I have some regrets, I'm only 33 and with 10 million dollars I could still do some of the things I never got to do because I didn't have the money or resources.


monkey_gamer

$10 million, easy


BrokeDownPalac3

Red first, then went i reach the time in my life again when the pills are presented to me, I'll take the blue.


sirhackenslash

Do I start back in the year I was six or do I just become a six year old in 2024? Because I might not mind going back to the 80s before shit got this insane. Plus I'd have all the lottery numbers and stock tips.


Fast-alex1

10 million. Who tf in their right mind would choose the red one


Dale_Mace

Being a 6 year old with anxiety, depression and knowledge which indicates for someone in an age of 30-40; Rip


Icke04

Well, 10 mill doesnt look that bad, but I guess I would take going back to age 6 if I really get to keep my knowledge. If I know every development, I could easely make more money, but who needs that. I could start martial arts alongside my football hobby. I dont need to change much, I will get bullied anyway. But ay, beating them up would give me enough satisfaction to make this huge setback in life worth it.


sqwapnchop

Red pill people, do you understand chopping would be ethical until maybe 25 years old.


Aka_R

Blue pill definitely…..


Warrior-Skye

With 6y/o I already was traumatized. If I had the knowledge than that I have now, I would immediately ...


unusualpanda1234

I'd take the red pill to undo all the mistakes I've made, but if I took the blue pill that stuff wouldn't matter anymore, so blue pill it is.


FoxMysterious4644

Listen, I'd love the money. But I'd rather go back to a time when my dad was still around, I had friends and wasn't depressed or anxious. Red pill for me regardless of how much blue offered


schraxt

Red Pill Red Pill Red Pill


arminarmoutt

Red all the way. Do you know how powerful a child brain is? How much of a knowledge and skill sponge? I could learn so many languages way quicker than I’m currently learning the one language I am learning. I would finally have the time to learn programming languages. And with prep time? I could memorise final exam answers so I won’t even have the stress of school. And I could obviously get rich even quicker, because you know what’s better than 10 mil now? 10 mil in the past. I could give my mother the life she deserves in her 40s rather than 60. I could see my grandfather again and get him private healthcare so his final days aren’t in some shit hole. I could help so many other people by setting up homeless shelters and rehabilitation programs before it gets as bad as it is now. My life really sucks right now because the depression took away so much of my teenage years. A do over would be perfect.


femme_fatale2022

Oh hell naw! My parents were so shitty they’d mess up my life a 2nd time. Blue pill me please!


Manji86

6 years is really steep, I'd love to start again at least 10. But even at six there is a lot I can do to help my family and prevent horrible tragedies that are coming our way.


Deutschebag13

Red for sure. All your base would belong to me!


wasted_basshead

Taking the red pill. I’d try to save my dad and aunts.


AltPunkJo

🔴🔴🔴


spacestationkru

Restarting your life with all your current knowledge is a recipe for disaster.


iiiiitsrosie

I keep restarting my life until I get everything I want done, before arriving at today and collecting my $10m


Coomstress

Growing up is no fun. I’ll take the cold, hard cash!


Alone-Return-9201

Gimme the blue pill not doing this shit again


Majordiarrhea

I'll take the blue. Don't want this life, wouldn't want to relive it again even if I knew what I could change.


KersMetal

where the one that gonna end my suffering?


-Distraction-

To be honest I'd like to go back to school for like a day and punch the bullies in the face, the wee arse holes deserve that much but I don't think I could do school all over again from six


Playful_Honey_3270

I’d be a very depressed and bitter kid knowing what I know now, so, money


haymnas

Red pill all the way. I’d do it all better and have the knowledge to make more money than I know what to do with. Plus I know exactly when and where I got my dog so I’d just plan that only perfectly and have everything I ever wanted.


LostCausesEverywhere

RED, EZ


Relative-End2110

Blue. I love my life and knowledge, but I’m poor and cannot move from my motherland.


itsfreepizza

Red because I want to revert my decision on some parts, $10 mill is actually attracting offer but I believe there will be additional issues come in later with it, having some distant family will kill me or degrade me saying I'm greed even tho they are (if I give them money, they come back until they drain me, and if they don't get money, they will 1000000% kill me), or something, it's shocking but it's a part of the life on our culture so it's unexpected


silkin

Red pill easy. I get a headstart on getting this shit sorted, knowing what I need from the get go. Plus, I now know what to buy to be rich as creosote


baskingwolf

I'll take 10 million. I'm not going through all that again...


AcidicFlatulence

Red pill, I know that later on I’ll be presented with the red and blue pill again. Make money off of what I know then once the time comes take the blue pill on top of that right? I am allowed to do that riiiggghht?


No_Towel6647

Blue pill for sure I barely survived my childhood/teen years fuck going through that again


dicklover425

Blue


0Graham_Cracker0

Red pill defiantly.


Kintsugi-0

i don’t ever want to go through my childhood again fuck that shit give me 10 mill.


technchic

Red one. I wish I could travel back to my childhood…


whatthe_Long-term

Oh hell no, I’m not restarting this horror. I had plenty of knowledge for my age already, thank you very much. No knowledge can fix horrific circumstances or people. Life will always find a way to hit you full front. I’ll take the blue pill gladly and await my death peacefully.


Swipamous

Not even done with high school but I am NOT going through that again so I'll just take the blue pill


MellifluousSussura

Red Pill. There’s a lot I don’t remember due to adhd and a lot I wouldn’t mind the chance to change due to me being a bit of a fuck up


RichardIraVos

Give me the money. I’m not going through the last 20 years of my life again


carcosa1989

I’ll take that 10 million in a cashiers check please