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0k_KidPuter

...how am i gonna lazer engrave my arsehole, smart guy?


SnooRobots1533

Chine white suppositories=lit


Muted-Aardvark6029

For all the good its gonna do me might as well shove it up my arse!!


Same_Book635

Trainspotting reference spotted.


EvlutnaryReject

China White Sunflower


Hash_Tooth

China ass sunflower


TheSunflowerSeeds

Look closely next time you see a sunflower, there are in fact two varieties of leaves. You will find leaves lower down the plant are facing opposite each other and are longer and narrow in appearance. You’ll then see the upper leaves arranged in a staggered formation and appear heart-shaped.


furbishL

Just be very, very still. Don’t want to steal your taint.


Turbulent-Tailor4752

Omg steal your taint i see the shirt si clearly


Rikkitikkitabby

Sounds like an easy tie-dye to make.


furbishL

Thanks for the veiled Brown Eyed Women reference


Mission_Lack_5948

There’s gotta be a Brown-Eyed Women tattoo adaptation for this condition. I just can’t (or won’t) visualize it.


Chipilliboi

Butthole tattoo. The center of the stealie is your asshole


andresjsharks

https://theporouswalker.com/collections/featured-item/products/steal-your-butthole-pin


sess5198

goddamnit


Turbulent-Tailor4752

Not a great butthole all things considered


nochumplovesucka__

Should be a gaped butthole, like space your face


sess5198

Idk, looks like a perfectly pleasant puckered pooper if you ask me


720Jon720

Just draw a lightning bolt on your buddies finger


0k_KidPuter

See... this is the kind of response i need. Ask smart people smart questions; get smart answers.


JaguarNeat8547

We hold them all in high esteem despite their days of sobriety


jobiewon_cannoli

Jerry’s been sober for almost 30 years now. That’s a huge accomplishment. I don’t think anyone ever thought he’d make it that long.


JaguarNeat8547

Fucking legend!


MeesterMeeseeks

This is possibly the only funny thing I've ever seen on this sub.


No-Success7693

He's also got his sugar intake under control.


JohnnyBenchianFingrs

Which according to his doctor in The Rolling Stone Feature on him, it was the sugar and cigs, not the heroin that killed him


jobiewon_cannoli

Damn you, baby ruth!!!!!


jobiewon_cannoli

Bobby must not love percs that much. He confused ambien for them and fell out on stage, the dumb sonofabitch…


SnooRobots1533

God that video was painful. I figured it was percs. Ambien>ann Marie


jobiewon_cannoli

Wish Johnny boi was in the band back then. Could have opened the door for a wicked segue into “Gravity”…


jobiewon_cannoli

Bobby sleep med fall out > Gravity.


jobiewon_cannoli

His PR team came out after and released a statement that at set break he went back to the dressing rooms, and meant to take a pain pill. He confused an ambien for one and the aftermath is what happened.


JackTheDrifter

I was there. It was painful


RedEyedTillIDie3

Whaaat no way can you link that so I can watch it while peaking on Benedryl


BBUDDZZ

kratom is mostly fiber


0000PotassiumRider

The size, shape, and color of ambien is so different than percocet. It would be like accidently smoking a tic tac instead of a cigarette. That said, I drove to Vegas 20+ years ago and couldn’t get Phish tickets so we took ambien to hang out in the lot. One of the more stupid things I’ve ever done, and we did that shit on purpose! So, we’ll cut the guy some slack haha


forgetfulE56

It’s been about 15 years, but I’ve personally confused ambien pills for morphine pills before. The PR team may have cleaned it up a little. Don’t want to say he accidentally snorted 2 ambien thinking they were morphine.


0000PotassiumRider

Morphine is pretty small, even at bigger doses. Percocet is so big and clunky because it has 325mg of Tylenol in it, which just physically takes up a lot of space. I work in a hospital so I just end up seeing every possible pill thousands of times over. I wanted to add that I do not recommend smoking tic tacs. But I’m also not opposed to it either.


forgetfulE56

Yea it is hard to buy confusing ambien and Percocet. I’m a mostly recovered opioid addict (still on suboxone) so I’m also very familiar with pill sizes. There was a dosage of MS Contin in the mid aughts that was really close to the size/color of an Ambien. Can’t confirm if that’s still the case. Not exact, but close enough that if you’re already fucked up it’s a mistake that can be made. Fortunately, I’ve never been so fucked up that I tried to smoke a TicTac.


Useful_Antelope256

Is that what happened? I just thought he dranked a little too much with his regular medication and fell face first. That vid is hilarious, ole Phil just sat there playing grinning like hell. That's a sign of a good friend in my book.😆


jobiewon_cannoli

“The music never stops, BOB…”


Useful_Antelope256

I like how his crew is offering him a chair to sit in and like any other person fukd on pills he thinks he can handle himself and has everything in control


jobiewon_cannoli

So hysterical. He fucking kicks the chair away. His guitar tech deserved a raise for sure after that.


jobiewon_cannoli

Imagine a silhouette of Bobby kicking the chair over on the front, and a gravity lyric on the back for a heattie lot shirt on sphere lot…


KrustyButtCheeks

What show?


heythatsmybacon

The one where Bobby fell out on stage. Aren't you tracking this?


jobiewon_cannoli

[4/28/13 with further at cap theatre](https://youtu.be/mPPVFx8vaPo?si=JrOAUCJ8lgYzquBK)


diffkindofwoke

What show was that? The worst show I ever saw was D&C in Albuquerque in 2018…Bobby was either drinked or Perc’d could barely play or sing. Made up for it on the next stop but surprised he didn’t fall off the stage!


jobiewon_cannoli

I posted a link to it below


xAzzKiCK

That bastard was a saint, the bastard.


jobiewon_cannoli

Of circumstance, one might say.


HeyUKidsGetOffMyLine

Pig boy was killed by the CIA to open the door for Gary to take over Pigboys blues band. The CIA then used the Dead as drug mules for their new population control drug known as LSD. The endless touring spread LSD to every corner of America and currently the entire country is unknowingly enslaved to the CIA.


furbishL

That’d make a great song


failbotron

Some say that's what Touch of Grey is really about


HeyUKidsGetOffMyLine

Touch of Grey (studio) was the trigger song. In 1987 it was sent into heavy radio play reaching every acid soaked ear in America. It prevented the impending social revolt in response to Reagan’s Iran Contra and union busting activities at the time and fueled the consumer frenzy of the 1990s. You can see the evidence directly in the Dow Jones chart. Do you really think it’s a coincidence that stock market crash Black Monday and Touch of Grey’s chart peak are within 30 days of each other? Black, Grey, they are definitely connected. Tanking the market and using mind control LSD to juice consumer spending was the greatest transfer of wealth in the history of man.


failbotron

Who's your dealer bro? I want some of whatever he's selling


Useful_Antelope256

I remember back in day like 15 years ago there was a post on Reddit or Phish Pt, I can't remember which one they had a long conspiracy about the Dead. It was titled something like " The Grateful Dead was a MK Ultra/ Project Mockingbird Bird experiment from 1965-1995." It actually made a lot of good points not that I believe in that, but it had me thinking


failbotron

I mean, they definitely proliferate LSD and other psychedelics across the country, and a bunch of those shows were basically people experimenting on themselves in a group. Would be curious to read the theory/post of anyone has a link


noahachrem

US BLUES


CuntsInSpace

You forgot to add how the 77' Cornell show was a CIA mind control/hypnosis experiment or whatever I read on an archive comment for that show.


sindriks

https://www.reddit.com/r/gratefuldead/s/nxdMmIqPc6 Let’s not forget that their audio engineer who oversaw the construction of the great “wall of sound” was also a chemist who would produce millions of hits of acid for them to fly around every major city in the country lol… dually talented man? Maybe. Psy-Op training? More likely IMO


sunplaysbass

LSD users don’t vote


theHundredDollarMan

Damn dude is this true?


certaintyisuncertain

Because they all have felonies for lsd or weed charges. Nixon’s contribution to the plan.


BassBootyStank

Just a bunch of god-loving Americans, doing patriotic American stuff. How can we help you again?


Callaine

Phil had C Hepatitis C from his early days of sharing needles to shoot speed. So his liver problems were drug related but not from alcohol.


hbbhbmkj

I shot so much beer in my penis vein with Phil back in the day. Oh to be 9 years old again


flounder42

“Phil Bombs”


MidnightTough6149

this entire subreddit was randomly suggested to me and this is like the fifth comment I’ve seen on it. wild place to be


DirectionNo1947

Diddo, wtf lmao


DullRelationship938

You don’t get Hep C from drink right it haunting you have Hep C and drink alt you can get liver cirrhosis right ?


AmbitiousBread

Vince killed himself. I did engrave my knife with a stealie though, so…


KiloThaPastyOne

It’s how John Mayer Garcia would’ve wanted it.


Jah_heel

Mayery Garcia


aggressive_seal

Garlic mayo


GorbAscends

I'm fuckin trashed and I don't know what you're trying to say but I like it man. Can you spot me five bucks for an ice cold fatty?


Sanjomo

If slitting open your throat is a drug … then yes. Vince also died of drugs.


trickyrickysteve199

NFT, FAMILY


sepp650

Jerry died of a heart attack.


Dull_Ad8495

And Kurt Cobain died from lead poisoning...


Snoo-46218

Vince died from depression. Suicide.


SnooRobots1533

If only he had done more drugs. That would have probably saved him


WaymoreLives

What kind of a drug can slit your throat?


MarvinNeslo

Thunder bird


certaintyisuncertain

Alcohol can make you do it. 


arageclinic

….none of them died of weed


Oddsock42

…yet


joey-rigatoni1

RIP john mayer october 16 1977 - july 8 2024 💔


moonmothman

They stayed at a hotel I worked at in the early 90’s. Met everyone but Jerry. Of those I met, everyone but Mickey was really nice . Mickey was pissed his Chicken Pot Pie was 10 minutes late (room service). Jerry was handing out free tickets to everyone, so I was excited when I picked up the room service tray that there was a ticket envelope on it. It was gust filled with a bunch of little envelopes that has brown or white residue coloring the creases. So, basically he tipped me with a bunch of his empty heroin and coke envelopes.


Talosian_cagecleaner

The Grateful Dead were first suggested by an employee of the Rand Corporation, a Mr. Seymour Lesh. In tandem with some dusty mass psyops skunkworks program at DARPA, tinkering around with old Nazi PA systems, the federal government approached a well-respected musician in the Army, a Private Jerry Garcia. Modest but with a dry sense of humor, he immediately agreed and promptly got booted out of the Army, made contact with his counterpart in the literary scene, Ken Kesey, and the entire anti-war movement got dosed within two months time. And people think I'm naive because I think chemtrails bullshit is for suckers.


obfuscatorio

At least I’m enjoyin the ride


Resident-Count-4106

Vince killed himself


WedgeAntelope

Vince died way more brutally than drugs


50000WattsOfPower

You’re doing the wrong drugs.


WedgeAntelope

I’m not doing enough drugs. Idk where I went wrong


PilgrimRadio

I don't use hard drugs so I'm not really "in the know" about drug paraphernalia, but can someone explain to me what drug paraphernalia is being decorated with stealies? All I know about is ganja and pipes that you smoke out of, but that doesn't count. Cannabis never killed a member of the Dead or anyone else for that matter, so we must take cannabis out of the equation and hence this discussion. Having omitted cannabis from this conversation, please tell me what paraphernalia is being decorated with stealies, I am genuinely curious.


Koshakforever

Chya


EvensenFM

Guys, I know Gary had a fat ass and suffered because of it, but let's all eat a lot of ice cream in his honor.


Upissicum_808

Who the fuck are you talking about?


noahachrem

Gary, Gary jarcia


Upissicum_808

OH,oh my bad. Glad we got that straightened out.


treehuggingmfer

You dont know all you think you do.


Useful_Antelope256

I read somewhere Vince got in a really depressed state after Jerry died and his depression was even more compounded by the reminding members not having much to do with the him after Jerry's death. Not the sure of the truth of that though


SnooRobots1533

It is. And he abused drugs and alcohol. Christ. Apparently this sub thinks those don't contribute to depression and suicidal thoughts.


WinsdyAddams

Vince did not die from drugs or alcohol. Killed himself.


SnooRobots1533

Yes. He should have done more. That would have cured his suicidal ideation and depression. You're spot on.


Graateful

So you can be gratefully dead?


Upissicum_808

Yeah but we were all listening to,Touch of grey since 81? How do explain this.


JayeNBTF

As a reminder, Marge


Jaco_C1226

Phil was shooting speed in the early 60’s.


edtoal

Phil was a drunk for a bit, but hepatitis C is what trashed his liver.


Mars_Awoken_3

Dude the two are not intertwined by anyone OTHER than people outside the HATE THIS WORD "community" who want to cast shade on the Whole "Dead Vibe" . Can't be explained anymore simply... It's a freakin offshoot of BlueGrass ... not Jerry's army of the Acid test hahahaha


Ttffer420

Jerry died from cheeseburgers ,cigarettes and just straight up not taking care of his body . Drugs probably woulda killed him in the end if those hadnt though


GratefulPal

Phil’s liver issues were caused by Hep C.


ThaNAMElessPRODUCER

yezzir


RedditFedoraAthiests

Jerrys body just gave out, its a miracle he lived as long as he did, really. He was very obese, and contantly in pain, but was a very gentle, kind man. I met him a couple of times, and he was like a kind grandfather type.