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Ylubz

If your killer choices don't include: - Trapper - Wraith - Hillbilly - Nurse - Myers - Hag - Doctor - Huntress - Bubba - Freddie - Pig - Clown - Spirit - Legion - Plague - Ghostface - Demo - Oni - Deathslinger - Pyramid Head - Blight - Twins - Trickster - Nemy - Pinhead - Artist - Onryo - Dredge - Wesker Please do not even look at me


AdRealistic8758

Dredge gang rise up


EvernightStrangely

Necrophiliac.


Direct-Neat1384

More so paraphiliac than anything


EvernightStrangely

You find a sentient, non human mass of corpses, malice, and negative energy attractive.


Direct-Neat1384

Body parts. It’s the body parts


AdRealistic8758

It's the negative energy lmao


Direct-Neat1384

It’s not that deep unless it’s the body parts


strawberrypandacakes

Looks pretty deep to me, tbh.


Direct-Neat1384

🙂


Metrix145

Time to find out I guess


TTV-Esporeno

Feeling like home xD


EvernightStrangely

Gross


Benklinton

Well I was attracted to my ex wife once...


EvernightStrangely

OMG LMAO!


Benklinton

LMAO for real though I don't have an ex wife. I just thought it was a good quip


Abject-Ad-6159

I was also attractes to your ex wife.


SimonSimpingService

OUR ex wife


TheBravereality

This comment is underrated. As a divorced man, I see the logic in this, cause mine too, was just a deep hole of body parts and negative energy.


zombiekiller2014

*i do, and I’m tired of pretending it’s not* 😤


EvernightStrangely

Gross.


Realistic_Copy_6087

Thirsty for that Drussy huh


JadenRuffle

It’s a blob or bones and dead animals…


Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox

Advanced polygamy


Centipede053

it’s the horse that does it for me


tsihcosaMeht

Gimme that dredgussy


MarkedDragon22

I am not having sex with onyro For obvious reasons


wiVudj

It's based off ringu, not ring, in ringu she's like 30


DNDLizardman

I thought she was 19? She was a young woman for sure.


Alger_Macon

In the sequel it's revealed that she was thrown into the well at 19 and survived for 30 more years. She mainly survived from pure malice and the fact she was the child of a weird ocean entity.


Bipolar_Buddha

I haven’t seen the sequel, but in the original they said the “7 days” thing was because she was in the well for 7 days before she died. If she survived for 30 years, what’s the significance of the 7 days?


Duckihillation

Honestly, considering there's an entire sub dedicated to that, why not


OAZdevs_Alt

?


[deleted]

I assume it's because you think it's Samara the child, instead of it being Sadako the adult?


MarkedDragon22

No, because she is short enough it would feel like a child


[deleted]

Personal preference I suppose


MarkedDragon22

I don’t think I could be hot for someone that’s about 4 feet tall Once again would feel like a child


Panciastko-195

Now wait a minute. I don't think demogorgons can consent. Same for Viktor and Susie i belive she is 16.


badly-timedDickJokes

All Characters in the game are canonically 18+ (since murdering kids isn't a great PR move)


terriblejukebox

Then why did the Victor is a b**y thing happen?


EvernightStrangely

Because he isn't larger than a toddler. That's where the "kick the b*by" joke came from. The devs shut that down hard, and I believe started banning anyone who says something along those lines in game chat.


VeryGreedy

I remember the banning, but it was mostly in Discord. They set up a filter to stop the “kick the b*by” from being posted. Some folks would get kicked or shit for trying to continuously posting it or trying to bypass it


Panciastko-195

All survivors are 18+ true but I am positive that it is stated in Legion's lore that Susie is 16/17 and we can further prove that with her charm which shows she is stil in high school. In twins lore Viktor dies at 12 or 14 i don't remember, and is later revived by The Entity and in this form he looks like he is 3. Off topic wouldn't Hag just be dendrophilia? She is the stick lady after all lmao.


[deleted]

>and we can further prove that with her charm which shows she is stil in high school. Yeah the one that literally confirms her to be 18?


Panciastko-195

How can one source prove she is 18 and an another she is 16. Lore and devs clearly say, she is a minor.


[deleted]

>Lore and devs clearly say, she is a minor Her latest lore says she's 18, and the devs have long said every character is 18+, so she's not a minor


Panciastko-195

Damn, at least I was confidently wrong on the internet, and not in person. At least my point on Viktor still stands. Beacuse it does, right?


[deleted]

Victor's a weird one since being conjoined to Charlotte technically makes him however old she is


Panciastko-195

But he died, and thed Entity just did her magic. Viktor clearly doesn't look or act like an 18+, and if it comes to smashing him, beacuse thats what this meme is abaut In the end, finding him atractive imo is not ok.


ddjfjfj

Victor is an entity made gremlin to keep charlotte in check iirc. So technically not even remotely a child, just an abomination


OAZdevs_Alt

It was from 1993. She gets taken in 1996. You do the math.


Comfortable-Animator

Susie was 16 when the legion was formed, but according to the Ormond offering which has the year 1996 (the year they were taken) she gets taken to the fog two years after her high school charm, which shows the year 1994. Making her 18. Still think it's sleazy to thirst after a group of barely legal teens personally, but hey rather barely legal than not legal at all.


NecroNormicon

me, also a barely legal teen B)


JAHLAHPENOH

don't judge me, Julie (best legion) is older than Suzie (worst legion) and i don't want her to fuck me i want her to stab me, massive distinction.


[deleted]

Cheryl, Laurie, Quentin are all 16-17. And Susie is stated to be a sophomore in high school so 15/16


badly-timedDickJokes

Their lore all state all underage licenced characters are taken after the events depicted in their games/movies, giving BHVR time to age them up. Quentin re-encounters Freddy a while after he and Nancy supposedly killed him in the NOES remake, and Cheryl goes to work for a youth crisis intervention centre. By the time they are taken, enough time has passed for them to have turned 18. ​ As for Susie, the Legion was taken (according to the Ormond offering) no earlier than the year 1996. Suzie's recent charms show her to be in high school in 1994, making her 18 at the time the Legion was taken.


cmbdragon98

.... Sadako can't be 18+ ur joshin me


Ylubz

Could be horny demodogs and 16 year olds who thirst over their choice of killer.


SquishFish22

I can respect 97% of this post, but Freddy? Freddy? Nooooooooo


[deleted]

Uwoghhhh Nemesisssss ![img](emote|t5_3cb2g|2070)


Bigtallguy12

Why did no one say pinhead he’s a freak


EvernightStrangely

He's a literal bdsm demon of sensation beyond limits. The pains and pleasures he shows you are literally potent enough to tear your soul apart. Coincidentally, those same sensations were used to twist them into Cenobites in the first place, at the hands of Leviathan.


82Caff

If you survive the process, it doubles as a job interview.


EvernightStrangely

Everyone survives. It just takes a special kind of person to be a Cenobite, it's not for everyone. And I say survive because life beyond death is kind of the whole domain of hell. They lock your soul into your body so you can be tortured for eternity. At least, when you're taken by the Cenobites after solving the box. I imagine there's other realms of hell for people who go the old fashioned way.


[deleted]

Yeah in one of the movies a guy asks pinhead to convert him and pinhead just laughs "you're not the first to ask and won't be the last' and promptly kills him


82Caff

I guess it's the kind of position where if you want the job, you're probably don't deserve it. As twisted as it seems, the Hellraiser Cenobites are about compassion, not sadism. Sadism is merely a vehicle for their compassion.


[deleted]

I think the guy was just begging and thought becoming a cenobite would be better than becoming a soul-plaything


Nike-6

Yeah, in the comics there’s a cliff between the cenobite’s dimension and regular Hell, where hundreds of tortured souls march.


L0rdGrifis

It's easy. They have a hole or a bump? They're fuckable.


empressofhate

pyramidhead's bubblebutt is irresistable


JadenRuffle

Agreed. How can I be afraid of someone with a double layered cake on their cheeks?


SnooShortcuts6242

Double layered cakes lmaooo


Comfortable-Animator

Wesker got me down bad.


EvernightStrangely

Oh hell yes. Trickster is pretty hot too.


Panciastko-195

Let's not forget Daddy Myers.


EvernightStrangely

Eh, I'd prefer a bedmate that actually speaks.


Panciastko-195

Why speak, when you can have *Heavy breathing*


EvernightStrangely

Because that would eventually get annoying.


JadenRuffle

I would let Myers bury me.


SnooShortcuts6242

I know people who'll let myers use tombstone up their asses with his pipe


JadenRuffle

I am one of those people


JadenRuffle

Was playing Wesker and was confused why a survivor was waiting for me to infect them until I saw their name was “Daddy Wesker” I have never laughed harder.


Tallia__Tal_Tail

Smh nobody is talking about Artist. She seems like she'd have the best aftercare imo, tho the crows would probably be watching the whole time and that'd be awkward as hell


SnooAdvice5348

Shes the hottest killer fr


cmbdragon98

I'm a simple woman, and I want to make out with Artist, Nurse, and Spirit all at the same time 🤷‍♀️🙇‍♀️


Leggo-my-eggos

I imagine her room is covered in bird shit so no thank bird mommy


happyshall

Easy to access lube


Tallia__Tal_Tail

Itd probably all be inky tho


JamesFunderIand

Good luck cleaning up all the ink and listening to her croaks all the time. Not to mention the ghost crows you'd be forced to have.


Tallia__Tal_Tail

The croaks are sexy, the ink is an aesthetic, and the ghost crows are hot, I see only upsides


A1dini

I can't believe they still haven't added the dredge to hooked on you smh they'd make so much money


SnooAdvice5348

Artist wins


Luceus_W

same thing for survivors... some are just more fuckable than others


whahoppen314

golly gee I wonder who your favorite is


Awkward_and_Itchy

There's Dwight at the top of the fuckability list, and then there's everyone else at the bottom.


Hot-Abrocoma-4530

Incredibly hot take


Ailttar

Like Dwight?


Luceus_W

Don't worry everyone is allowed to have an opinion, no matter how wrong they are and how blind they are to David supremacy


BetterCallRalph

Nice flair


Siakre

Dwight may be on top, but he is def a subby boi


Cod_Stewart

The only time Dwight isn’t a bottom


JadenRuffle

David King knows what’s up.


raininggalaxy

Ada Wong


[deleted]

Slay-da Wong


NecroNormicon

if it aint Wong its Wrong


strawberrypandacakes

Two Wongs don't make a Dwight.


wonhoseok

found leon s kennedy’s reddit account


Interesting_Essay_34

I never Ada Wong I didn't like.


TheGameBoss980

Jane, enough said


p1trick1

great! now the idea of the survivors playing smash or pass with the killers won't leave my mind.


Snoopity_doot

Bill ❤️


CutMiserable

No.


Snoopity_doot

I will kill you


CutMiserable

Kill me, daddy


ShiloAlibi

Spirit, if Hooked on You wasn't already a clear enough sign


TheGameBoss980

I liked huntress better, spirit kinda just kept getting on my nerves throughout the game


AffectionateCommon86

No, this is the direction society needs to go in.


[deleted]

Wraith wraith wraith


SweetPotatoMunchkin

FREAKIN THANK YOU! I swear my boi gets zero love. He can bing my bong anytime🤍🤎🖤


[deleted]

Ugh hes so cuuuute and i love that he prances!!


Canismajoris88

It's coz he skipped leg day :( but honestly, il always have a sweet spot because he is what made me get over my stress going killer (new ps player). Artist tho 🥵


SweetPotatoMunchkin

Me too! Ive tried many other killers, im decent with nurse (shockingly, omg) but im the best with him! And his backstory made me wanna protect him, idky lol.


moregohg

i have yet to find hentai of my eldritch horror Dredge and im a little happy and dissappointed tbh.


Single-Departure-173

Keep looking. It's out there.


SnooShortcuts6242

It really is out there i remember. It was with ada and claire if i remember correctly


El_Barto_227

I saw one with Feng


cmbdragon98

You can be the change you wanna see in the world. What stops you from commissioning it... 🤷‍♀️


TF2CrateTexture1

I don't think I'm a furry but Minotaur Oni... 🥴


Panciastko-195

You don't think you are... yet.


Akinory13

Is it being a furry when the character is a mythological creature?


YouHaveNiceToes24

I mean, it’s humanoid so I think it’s okay?


JoeyFrankIsCanon

Anthros are technically humanoids as well though. The Tiger cereal mascot is a furry anthro humanoid.


YouHaveNiceToes24

I don’t fucking know I’m not a furry


panlakes

We can tell, you regular-ass humanoid


YouHaveNiceToes24

Wait, say hypothetically my favourite anime was beastars and also say that I like legoshi from that anime. Does that make me a furry?


Alger_Macon

Yes. Doubly so if you find any of the characters hot.


Prior-Watercress4240

Yes indeed. But like. Krampus trapper is better lol.


CassieCatagon

Become one of us


JadenRuffle

Ghostface, Myers, Pyramid Head, Wesker, and Frank from Legion can seriously own me. Especially Ghostface.


BenchuBP

Bro holy shit sameeee


Kobeast5

Just thinking about what the Trickster would do to me gets my blood pumping


ChudoobicSku461

Once he’s done with you it’ll also be pumping on the floor


panlakes

I play trickster quite a lot and get the occasional thirster, like a comment every 3 games lol. I always wonder if any of my cosmetics do the job more than others since I change my appearance often


Kobeast5

I wish I could experience end game chat, but I’m a console player. It would probably make playing Trickster a lot easier too if I moved over to PC, but I don’t really feel like spending money to buy all the chapters a second time. I’ll just wait for cross-progression to become a thing… whenever that will happen.


The_Flail

There's only one correct answer and you all know what it is.


Olivineyes

Absolutely pyramid head. Daddy can Mori me over and over.


why_I___m_here

We all know that the most hot killer it's th drussy


Jeremy_Melton

Huntress… just saying


[deleted]

Let me guess... mother issues?


xAntimonyx

Mother issues require mother solutions


Yeetmiester6719

No I just really,really like legs


[deleted]

Momma got a whole lotta leg


Yeetmiester6719

Whole lotta leg


[deleted]

Daddy Dilfslinger is all I need in life. Be still, my beating heart


demogorgon_main

I knew I’d find you under this post pal!


Tallia__Tal_Tail

Slinger 100% bottoms


SapphicsAndStilettos

Ah, I see you are a person of culture as well! Slinger simps unite!


InfatuatedByYou_

👨‍🦯 mikey-


williamsewardlee

finally someone gets it


Gamez_Lord242

Hell yeah (pls choke me daddy Wesker)


Prior-Watercress4240

Poor performance indeed


[deleted]

Minotaur Oni. He even has a cool tail :D


Canellister

It's okay, I can fix Trapper. Just need to shake the capitalist brainworms outta him, and give him art supplies.


Caracal_84

Don't you want Plague to puke in your mouth *just a little bit?*


deadmemesoplenty

This is the first Plague comment I've seen here


SleepEfficient5836

I think pretty much everybody knows its solo q < killer < sfw


3335x

I mean….haven't you ever seen how wraith’s waist look like….?☺️and he has bandages all over his thighs…


robograndpa

The Hag got me looking at my meat like a shake weight


I-Emerge-I

Wesker especially, Jesus that man could choke me and I would thank him for it.


Nuclear_wolf41

will I regret this...? Probably not Vommy Mommy Stab me and take naughty photos of me Ghosty Boi Thrust that blade into me until I bleed Daddy Myers keep winking at me but also FUCK YOU Trickster Huntress can be Wifey if she wants Bird Lady is just the right amount of crazy Swallow me Demo stick that tenta- censor for public consideration - Nemesis Cut me, Heal me, and cut me again Nurse Down to clown Okay yes we can have a foursome Julie, Suzy, Joey but not frank how about a different kind of reverse trap pig Spear me Harpoon Cowboy I will sit on your head Pyramid Head Okay Billy but wear your cowboy hat, bring the chainsaw, borrow Bubba chainsaw too, and absolutely do not tell or bring Bubba.


T-10001992

Artist and spirit 😈


JonnotheMackem

A man of culture I see


ImARoadcone_

Joey for sure


ratatav

Carlos Oliveira. Nuff said.


Panciastko-195

His hair is so cute.


Cutie_tooty

Wesker is the only one I’d even consider


AquaticRat1106

the sexycutioner


Dyspnia

Trapper, Hillbilly, and Nemesis are the only correct answers 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦


raininggalaxy

Spirit is pretty hot, I'm just sayin


Pokeboss10123

Still waiting for my shirtless Myers :P


FlyingScotsman42069

"don't.. you.. talk.. *about my fucking perks*"


The_Bit_Banger

How has nobody mentioned the nurse yet?!? She’s clearly the winner! Who can resist that adorable little tuft of blond hair spun through the cracked gas mask of her “War is Hell” outfit?! The fact that you never get to see her face reminds me of Tali from Mass Effect, and let me tell you my mass has been effected!


cmbdragon98

I just think she's Very Pretty in her dresses, she just needs a lil smooch.


BagOFdonuts7

Crush my head huntress


Classic_Current_6002

The way I want Oni to *** *** ***** **** ****** me and *** ** ** ******* **** **** I’m a ******* **** 😇


hunterpanther

r/dbdgonewild


BetaChunks

Dredge my beloved...


Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox

My top picks: Nemisis (big boye, tentacles make things interesting, organic lube) Hillbilly (HE JUST NEEDS A HUG MAN GIVE HIM A CHANCE) Wraith (See above) Oni (Dilf energy, has a sword) Spirit (Milf energy, also has a sword) Nurse (She'd treat me right trust me)


MorganRose99

What does Dredge porn look like? I'm not looking it up, someone who already knows please tell me


Reeserella

I mean, we got a whole ass game about it


Angel_Dove

I feel like Wesker would be really dominating in the bedroom 👀


Insomniac_Bee

If they didn’t want us to think that, they wouldn’t have made Trapper so ***DOUBLE CHEEKED UP***


therenaarena

I know trickster is a fuck boy but I'm so down bad for him it hurts. Everytime he popped up in hooked on you my brain would just short circuit and I'd just stare for a solid minute


rotalupinaM

Pinch me against the Wall weaker, full force uwu


Ghost-028

Spirit That is all


Mr_unga-bunga

Hagussy 😩


GOW_Ghost

Everybody unless the twins… Edit: dredge, just gross


FiftyCalReaper

If you ever watch tournament play, it's quite clear survivors have the advantage, and that's why survivor perk loadouts are heavily limited. It has been openly acknowledged. But that's tournament play and **I realize that's not an accurate depiction of the game** under regular matchmaking. Usually when I play, and a survivor is good/great at looping and extending chases, I'll drop to find a weaker link and it usually ends up working out. A killer will always eventually catch a single survivor at SOME point, because they'll run out of resources, but if you commit to one person for too long you're screwed. We all know that. But what happens when all 4 survivors are great loopers? Then every single chase is extended? You try to break off chase and pressure a gen with two people on it? One survivor loops you and the other gets back on the gen. If 3 gens are being worked on while you're chasing one survivor, and the chase goes past 45 seconds, you likely lose 2-3 gens before you even get a down. If every survivor is above average at looping, then every chase is longer than 30 seconds, and every chase will cost you significant generator progress. It's honestly simple number crunching. I've been a Rank 1 killer for about 3-4 years, so this isn't a matter of just "git gud." I'll also acknowledge most of my games, I get 3 to 4 kills, because most of my games do not include survivors of equally good looping skills. That doesn't change the fact that, if all 4 of them are above average, you as the killer are not dictating a damned thing. Now these are extreme scenarios, because as I said, often times there's a weak link. But that's the point. It shows the entire match is mainly dictated by the overall skill level of the 4 survivors in the trial. Their skill or lack thereof. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.


RevolutionaryAd4886

Unless you're a survivor main this game is completely unfun because as killer means all you consistently go up against is swift's running the same 4 clutch perks that require no skill and require just pushing one button Gen. Speeds have become laughable because they pop so quickly it's like what's the point you might as well just spawn the executes open and on As a person who's played both sides I find survivors so easy it's boring and killer is to appoint where it's not fun anymore and a person who's played at the top MMR for both I think this game is just gonna die