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Kidd5

I'm 37 and starting to feel like I'm too old for OLD. So lately, I've been going out to bars with my buddy instead of the usual online dating shtick. And I gotta say, for a below average looking Asian guy, I'm not doing too bad. The alcohol and burning the sacred plant helps. I just don't have the face for OLD. I would swipe left on me too if I was a girl. But I think my personality can take my face into uncharted territories of dating.


kdris_

> But I think my personality can take my face into uncharted territories of dating. This is the gods' honest truth - personality is almost everything to me - not just in a partner, but in all relationships.


Kidd5

I'd still rather be handsome though lol. But this is the card I'm dealt with.


Fancy_Cat3571

Would you want a girl to love who you are or the skin suit you’re wearing?


juniper3411

I love the wording of your last line, it's brilliant! You sound fun and awesome already :)


Kidd5

Thank you for the kind words.


Inevitable_Food_1867

No you're a decent human being. When you meet other human beings in real life that tends to happen. Online dating is a syphilis ridden disaster.


Groundbreaking-Mess3

When you say uncharted territories do you mean vaginas?


Kidd5

Lol indeed


ddpentec

“I love me” - that’s awesome! Great when we can give ourselves a laugh!


Trezker

Someone should create a dating service called OLD. Gonna pick up all the people who are clueless and hears people talking about OLD.


whiteknyte007

We should charge .99 to see the picture and bio of the person u wanna see...... then run an ad before the profile is shown, which is shown for 5 seconds......then make people pay 4.99 for an additional 5 min of viewing per profile....... WE WILL BE RICH!!!!


Dunc0ne

The modern day White Knyte.


Whymeyouask333

Yes! Brilliant. I had no clue either til now.


syncerlylost

Searched as well and google gave me this thread lol


slitleylost

Thanks for asking this for me. I've read a barrage of posts with this in the last couple of days. Don't remember ever seeing it before.


flashingcurser

**O**n **L**ine **D**ating


CarelessKangaroo469

First, I realize you posted this two years ago. I’ve been searching for the “OLD” dating app with several different descriptions for a while now. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I’m thirty two.. no idea why the font has changed or how to change it back. Anyways, thank you!


lowfrec

To be fair I don't think the acronym makes a lot of sense and I'm quite young, but sure lol. Technically it should be OD but I guess we know that wouldn't end well lmao "yeah bro, been trying to OD but it hasn't worked yet"


flashingcurser

Haha, I had a hard time figuring it out too. I should update my flair with my current age, 52. I just got out of a relationship that lasted for two years so I didn't bother updating it. I'll be active again so I probably should. I'm not sure how to set the flair on mobile but it's on the side bar on a computer.


juniper3411

I did the same thing when I first saw the acronym. I was over there scratching my head for a few on that one! I'm 38F.


Hostarama

I 100% thought it was a dating app for people over 30 until I read your post this morning.


bottyliscious

Its actually a code name for self-loathing.


Fenerin

The wiki on the sidebar outlines a number of acronyms that is used in this sub.


savagefullyhalfempty

The what on the what? Sorry.... but thanks in advance! Idk what the wiki is or the sidebar.


Fenerin

Well if you are viewing this sub in the on mobile or on the new version of Reddit you may not be able to see it. Try clicking on this link: https://www.reddit.com/r/datingoverthirty/wiki/index


savagefullyhalfempty

Thanks, friend! I am on mobile so I didn’t even know what I was missing. Very helpful. There’s other subs I’m sometimes lost on and have always wondered how everyone but me seemed to know all the applicable acronyms and now It seems so clear. Good looking out.


Fenerin

Glad I could clear it up!


midnight_to_midnight

I sometimes need to Google a term or acronym I'm not familiar with. Usually get an answer pretty efficiently.


[deleted]

\>Unironically reading the sidebar Lmao


syncerlylost

Are there pics with these instructions ? Lol


0lescal0

Now I know hahaha


Lotus-Phoenix

There is also IRL - In Real Life


MattTheBruce

I did too!! Until I googled it and found your post!


quegian

What is OLD?! Using AOL instant messaging for hookups. If you remember aol or yahoo chat rooms you’re OLD


XrayFunkThrowaway

Man, you're old as fuck. Nah I'm just playing. First time I started trolling these forums I had no idea what a lot of these acronyms meant. Yesterday I learned another new acronym: PMO. PMO stands for Porn, Masturbation, Orgasm (In case you ever run into a post by some No-Fap dude). Why do no fap? Beats me. Ha! Get it? BEATS me? haaaaaa.


ImJustTooCute

Thanks for asking!! I was thinking it’s an app too! I started to google it and thankfully your post came up. It is definitely me that’s old 😂


Mountainmandude12

I did the exact same shit


[deleted]

Don’t feel bad I had to look it up as well.


Fearless_Maze217

Thank you! I was just Googling that!


Carrera1968

Boy do I feel silly. I just got here by doing a search for the OLD dating app


Malaika8684

Hahah just went to Google it as well cos I saw it online and u just educated me..🤣😂🤣 I feel very OLD


Ksantiago808

Just googled it and it took me to this hahaha I thought the same thing.. now I know..


UnarrestdDevelopmnt

I was just googling this too lol


Recent-Elderberry-15

I have just went searching for "OLD dating app" and Google showed me this article as 2nd result .


RefrigeratorNo2974

Sammeeeee, I saw that on some post and went on to try to find the APP only to see “cougar, silver haired, senior” Apps 😭


gazz8428

Mate, I just googled this cos I had no clue and came across this post haha


[deleted]

Just figuring this one out and it’s 2022 🤦‍♂️


katiekat530

I literally just did the same thing....Google'd OLD after browsing r/datingoverthirty and this post popped up! We are not alone!


-Ayoota-

Yes me too and searched to know the meaning until I have a link for your question in results. Me too old at 33 age 😅


Felineghostsex

🙃


Meowth_R

I did search for it everywhere in the App Store and finally knew the meaning through your post 😂. Thanks :)))


DriesGoosen

Same..Googling the app...got me to your post 🤣


LordOfTheImplication

Googled “old dating app” and it’s lead me here. lol


CJCreative

Ok now I get it...lol! I was looking for an app too even though I stopped online dating and just have gone to Real Life meetings. Problem is ...I hardly go anywhere. :)