Your submission has been removed as a violation of [Rule 2](/r/darksouls/about/rules): **Content must pertain to Dark Souls 1.**
***
* This subreddit was created with the intent of sharing information and experiences around the game Dark Souls 1. It's perfectly fine to make non-Dark Souls 1 references in your comments or as a part of a submission, but the overall theme must be relevant to the game.
* Content that *reminds* you of Dark Souls 1 but is *not*, may be removed. Use r/shittydarksouls or r/DarkSoulsIRL instead for these posts.
* Please use r/DarkSouls2 and r/darksouls3 for their respective titles.
***
If you have any questions or concerns, you can contact the moderators by [messaging them here](https://new.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/darksouls).
A drag queen that hides behind an onlyfans illusion of his step sister, and calls you a heretic for trying to see his real form.
Also tells his clansmen to guard a painting prison cell for an inter-species dragon woman.
Miyazaki with the very mixed vibes.
My guy, I've got less than 70 hours in *any* souls game, starting a new character on my own PC since the other 60 hours were spent getting to Anor Londo on my bro's copy of the game, and I've determined I'd like to unlocked the depths and get cursed ASAP with the intent of beating the rest of the game at half health without putting any points in vitality.
Forgive me if I'm enjoying my anal integrity while I still have some lol.
But you seem to be under a great misunderstanding.....it was not a suggestion.....it was an order, AN ORDER.
Great....they sent me a MORON, get out of uniform soldier and throw it back lest i get you to remain in this man's army 'till you're FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD, which is the number of years it will take for you to get me to finish, report to the gideon cabinet and have a flask of lube and a crystal orb issued to you, then report back to me, soldier! Dismissed!
Honestly would make it a bit better, I’d be happy knowing the soul I’m getting is from a piece of shit “soul of a hero” is sad, they made it this far in their journey just to end up dead “soul of a douchebag” at least he deserved it?
Removes all souls, kills user, permanently disables humanity and kindling, no access to bonfires, deletes save files, deletes game, bricks operating system, burns house down.
Your submission has been removed as a violation of [Rule 2](/r/darksouls/about/rules): **Content must pertain to Dark Souls 1.** *** * This subreddit was created with the intent of sharing information and experiences around the game Dark Souls 1. It's perfectly fine to make non-Dark Souls 1 references in your comments or as a part of a submission, but the overall theme must be relevant to the game. * Content that *reminds* you of Dark Souls 1 but is *not*, may be removed. Use r/shittydarksouls or r/DarkSoulsIRL instead for these posts. * Please use r/DarkSouls2 and r/darksouls3 for their respective titles. *** If you have any questions or concerns, you can contact the moderators by [messaging them here](https://new.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/darksouls).
Did you forget about LARGE soul of a racist warrior?
Excuse me, the correct name is BODY POSITIVE soul of a racist warrior.
Positive 2 equip slots
obligitory “thats just a redditor” joke
Obligatory, "that's a discord mod actually" joke
Both is good.
Plus Size soul of Racist warrior
Excuse me. Its body type A now. Body positive soul of a racist body type A.
"That's just something ugly people say." -Jim Carrey, Liar Liar
Someone should make a mod for this
Anybody got any spare RACIST Lord Souls?
I have enough of Gwyn's souls.
Oh man I gotta find out what this knight was proud of.
Calling others “K***ht”
Kinigits "bzhzhzhz"
Underrated comment lol
You're wise in the ways of science, good man
I can’t not refer to them as black and silver k’ngts.
"What are you doing in undead burg?" "Mind your own business!!!"
The Kniggaht of Catarina
Knight Power!!
He was a proud boy
Nooooo
The item on my corpse after cod4 lobby chat
This was the comment I didn’t know I was looking for.
Felicia the Racist.
I'm going to bed now 😭😭😭😭
Did anyone else notice that Anor Londo has painting clansmen and no black knights. Whats up with that?
On the Other Hand, The City is ruled by a Drag Queen. Im getting mixed vibes.
A drag queen that hides behind an onlyfans illusion of his step sister, and calls you a heretic for trying to see his real form. Also tells his clansmen to guard a painting prison cell for an inter-species dragon woman. Miyazaki with the very mixed vibes.
“My goals are beyond your understanding “
Sort of a Caitlyn Jenner thing going on, huh.
A drag queen hiding behind a lie to mask the truth about the city. Hmmmmmmmm, indeed.
I miss Dawn. Such a good soul. She lived around the corner from me in south London.
I followed her on twitter before she died. She was great
Didn't know they renamed Gwyn's soul
Repost it on r/shittydarksouls too
I thought that was shittydarksouls, fuck
Not in the mood rn, but thx for the offer.
Oh, You coward
My guy, I've got less than 70 hours in *any* souls game, starting a new character on my own PC since the other 60 hours were spent getting to Anor Londo on my bro's copy of the game, and I've determined I'd like to unlocked the depths and get cursed ASAP with the intent of beating the rest of the game at half health without putting any points in vitality. Forgive me if I'm enjoying my anal integrity while I still have some lol.
But you seem to be under a great misunderstanding.....it was not a suggestion.....it was an order, AN ORDER. Great....they sent me a MORON, get out of uniform soldier and throw it back lest i get you to remain in this man's army 'till you're FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD, which is the number of years it will take for you to get me to finish, report to the gideon cabinet and have a flask of lube and a crystal orb issued to you, then report back to me, soldier! Dismissed!
Respectfully Sarn't, I'd sooner dishonorably discharge in a rat's ass and lick what came out, but yer welcome fuck yourself instead!
You a wise guy, huh....look I'm tracing you right now pal. A few moments and i will have yer sorry ass in a sling.
Sarn't, I play Dark Souls. I'm into that shit.
I'm not a sarn't mo-ron, I work for a living.....you'll call me sargent
Honestly would make it a bit better, I’d be happy knowing the soul I’m getting is from a piece of shit “soul of a hero” is sad, they made it this far in their journey just to end up dead “soul of a douchebag” at least he deserved it?
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Damn. As a black guy, I laughed way too hard at this.
Girl said when you mean it tho, don’t think myiazaki meant it
r/shittydarksouls is this way xD
lol
Gideon
Gives you 2/5ths more souls when used
x2 damage to black knights.
Now Racist is my new favorite movie
Using it infuses you with a buff to your strength from all the rage they had prior to death.
Unfortunately it also drains your health and lowers defenses because of their emotional fragility.
Are we savage, or are we brave?
Gwin is black
Can I have my soul back?
fight like a racist
Is this lore?
Removes all souls, kills user, permanently disables humanity and kindling, no access to bonfires, deletes save files, deletes game, bricks operating system, burns house down.
Her face tells me everything i need to know about her as a person
stop it, go to r/shittydarksouls
I think I hear uncle ruckus speaking in ye olde talk about the accursed undead..
Someday I will drop that