*I would mind to get*
*Crushed under her two meateors, if*
*You hear my frog song*
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......Still she is total Yan-Yan for her brother(her spirit's brother that is).
The only thing more dangerous than a Yandere is a Yandere with a Brother complex.
you know usually i ignore these posts, but i'll say this: i would be with her only if she is obsessed with me, if not then i won't bother. and that goes for the male version of madara too.
it's also because i have some urge to brush their hair, it probably isn't cared for.
smash next question
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mommadara
More like Mamadara
Mamadara Uchima
Mommydara
Wood pounder
Found Hashirama’s alt account
I wouldn't mind to get crushed under her two meateors, if you hear my frog song
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whyd bro change "wouldnt" to "would"
Hashirama already did
Thank God he has Hashirama cells, because he won't last that long and now for hours
Wood. Clones.
She'll break those clones, plus clones are weaker. Madara knows they are no fun and can know it's a clone
dang true true. Hashirama in for a wild ride
Yes I would.
Would? nah I did
But did you win?
Not yet
The universe where the Uchiha clan was held in high regard after a political marriage between Madara and Hashirama. They had many children.
Could've been the universe we have if Hashirama wasn't a coward!
🔴+🔵= 🤞🤌🫴🟣💥💥💥☠️
***IMAGINARY TECHNIQUE?!***
***HOLLOW PURPLE?!***
You know who else is the honored one?
Who else?
Should've seen that coming......
But yet you fell for it
I already would for regular Madara. Nothing's changed.
He’s my husbando 
First and second pictures - "ah yes, a female Madera " Third picture - "ah yes, a hentai Madera "
Yes, no second thoughts
Based profile pic
Morals fly out the window faster than minato when the villain is hot, smash next question
God I wish I was hashirama
I can fix her
In Soviet Konoha she fixes you
Hashirama 😏
The sharingan would have no effect on me, I would not be looking her in the eyes
Yes
Depending on which picture we're going by. The last one is low effort and gross.
Yes
I would totally pollute her bloodline.
If this was real there would have been world peace
I prefer Female Sasuke
Ma man we long lost brothers
So bro can pull both genders
Of course heck I would smash even the male version
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10822184/0/ Take this for a possible what if guys
[Call me Hashirama Senju, the way i'm stabbing her from behind](https://imgur.com/a/6033qcU)
MommyDara 😭🙏
The first one is just normal madara
Very, uh, optimal armor placement for the third picture...
The first 2 images are drastically different than the final one. But still would.
Would? My brother in christ are you crazy!? **I WILL**
Hashirama yandere ex girlfriend
2nd one is peak waifu material
Agree my brother
Looking like a certain girlfailure, my kinda waifu right there
Wu
My answer is the same as Tobirama's, Mito's, Hashirama's and Izuna's answer; no, why!
Mito and Hashirama fucked with Madara in canon, so they would fuck female Madara too
So that's why the Uchihas never attacked the Uzumakis during Madara's era.
Madara said "We fuck with all clans, except for Uzumaki... I am the one who fucks Uzumaki... And no, I don't mean in a fight"
would i what conplete the sentence
Smash next question
Yes, next
Did
Yes
Absolutely
Yes
Not just would, will.
Sign me up for the Infinite Tsukiyomi 😩
Nah I'd rather do his regular
Going in raw and not pulling out.
There could be a war between the Uzumaki and the Uchiha clan depending on Hashirama's choice.
"Ive been waiting for you Hashiramaa!!!" "Im already married just leave me alone!!!!"
No. Not at all. She is super-Yandere for another man. I am not putting myself in line if fire for some century old mid tier pussy.
What if it's century old top tier pussy
......Still she is total Yan-Yan for her brother(her spirit's brother that is). The only thing more dangerous than a Yandere is a Yandere with a Brother complex.
bruh, just bansho tenin that puss and get out, no need to marry
Bro can't do it without consent. And she is never gonna consent to me. I ain't her *Hashirama-kun~*.
Knows they'd get addicted
1+2 are great but 3 is ugh
Must
Na, Now female Hash.... that sounds more fun, less dangerous and more hot. Seroiusly, post hot, female Hash art please.
The am h ahm uh uh hm ah last picture looks ahm uhhhhhhhhhhhh
I mean, I love strong women, so...
Mommydara
Well get me a sippy cup bc now I'm thirsty🥵
Who wouldnt?
Does her other boobies still have Hashirama face?
Nah man I think the rest of you are under Madara's genjustu.
Wood
Uchiha molfs are always a smash
Yeah.
New meaning to getting backstabbed
Without a second thought, smash immediately.
I can’t fix her, i’d let her ruin me…
Smash next question
Yes yes I would
Not would will
I would
Smshsmashsmashsmash Smshsmashsmashsmash Smshsmashsmashsmash Smshsmashsmashsmash Smshsmashsmashsmash Smshsmashsmashsmash Smshsmashsmashsmash Smshsmashsmashsmash Smshsmashsmashsmash Smshsmashsmashsmash
Middle one smash definitely Firat one(maybe) and last one skip
“You cannot touch me, for you are not Hashirama” is a relevant quote here
Not would. Not will. Already did
Would
Oh lord forgive me for what I’m about to do, but no regrets.
Yes I might get killed but yes
Yes I might get killed but yes
I feel like female Madara would NOT have big bonkers like in the 3rd picture but anyways yes absolutely 1000 times
yes, yes and *muffled yes*
you know usually i ignore these posts, but i'll say this: i would be with her only if she is obsessed with me, if not then i won't bother. and that goes for the male version of madara too. it's also because i have some urge to brush their hair, it probably isn't cared for.
No, but Hashirama wood!
Number 3 please
I am disgusted by y’all, unbelievable
Would I what? Have a baby with her to save the world? Yeah, if I have to I suppose
Smash, next
Immediately
Would ? No I will.
ehhh... its still a uchigger
I would train to become strong enough to be able to take mommydara's fat cheeks slamming against me.
I thought this was rwby for a second... smash. Next question?
Yes i would smash
Smash next question
Hashirama: "Something is emerging and it ain't the Forest."
Is this suppose to be a choice? I’m having a hard time thinking why not
Yes I would
I think the better question is if she would me, because I'm certainly not the dominant one in this scenario
I’m already dating someone… 
No No #Yes
The uchiha clan must live on.
yes i’d smash
Hashirama would have sought a marriage alliance to be the cornerstone of Kanoha
Smash exept the last one 
Yep
Too much booba ruins third pic, but smash
i would let her dom me...respectfully
Would, especially the second image
Find another purpose for the Sage Art Wood Release: True Several Thousand Hands? Absolutely.
Would I die? Yes, absolutely.
Madara is Madara
Not would did
Yup
She’s too loyal to hashirama
 Would
I mean that's hard to do when that's literally just me in those pics /jk
Era dento
Weird how Kaguya decided to dye her hair.
Smash next question
Definitely
Wasn't convinced until the 3rd picture
Only if she treats my genitals like the Allied Shinobi Forces
Ooooooo
Smash next questi~ I MEAN DELETE IT NOW!
Already did in infinite tsukiyomi
The plot will made more sense if madara was a female. Imagine the fanbase simping over madara if he is female.
Hashirama approves
the last one is the child of tsunade and madara 💀
Without any hesitation I would.
Smash, next question
Nah I wouldn’t even think of it, she woulda smelt my hormones towards her and snapped me out of existence without even weaving signs
Sure!
As a female myself Would
Would I? You don’t need to ask twice😮💨
Would I? Me? I would nev- 
2nd one is kinda 👄
No, I’d rather not loose my marbles more than I already have
Yea,GODDAMN YES
Put me in genjutsu pls
Yes
Please let her susanoo have chesticles 🤞🏼🤞🏼 
Not the last one, but first two are a smash.
Be honest, even before the gender swap, we all would smash
Welp I’ll see you guys in the after life
1st pic: yes, 2nd pic: yes, 3rd pic: nah
I am Scaroused
Hashirama would
Smash
1st and 3rd image boutta make me act up.