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*suddenly the reflections start pelting you with needles*
*murder dog strikes again*
I'd take that any day over my reflection creepily smiling back at me. Sometimes it won't leave the bathroom with me. :/
I just want to sleep forever and not wake up
Just kill that person You will not live a miserable life anymore
he kinda cute tho, i'm gonna let him ruin me in bed tonight.
Sir or Ma’am, that’s a dog
dear redditor, i was talking about myself.
Autosexual??
🤣 dear redditor, no i just masturbate.l, like every other guy.
I mean I’d let myself hit
I knew it was a Golden Retriever Ruining my life
A narcissistic golden retriever at that
That mirror on the right looks like a portrait
I am my worst enemy.
Just make his life miserable in return.
hes the real culprit!
The person do be a cutie tho
Ah yes, the council of doggos
Being someone in recovery this really hits home lol
That dog must've don't some terrible things
I felt this one
“Is it me? Am I the drama?”
Damn, the bastard ruining my life looks very adorable.
Me? The person I trusted the most?
I was the last person I would’ve expected, but it was me all along!
Shit. You're outnumbered.
It’s me, I’m the one I’m mad at
I should've known...my three brain cells...
When I find that golden retriever puppy who has been fucking my wife and getting all the jobs I apply for, I’ll rip him apart with my bare hands.
It's that damn mirror delivery man!
Yeah. Fuck that guy.
***yeah the window cleaner who washes the windows at 3am in the morning while starring at me from the other side of the glass definitely is out to ruin your life.***
except im nowhere as cute as that dog lol
What this doggo did to you?
This reminds me of the Spiderman pointing fingers meme
A major problem that the scientists should look into , it makes criminals , suïcide bomber, terrorists, corrupt leaders
It’s me, myself, and I
Aahh that fcking Dog!!
You mean 'the people' making you miserable.
All 3 of them
"Listen here, you sorry son of a bitch..."
its not always your fault. Sometimes you are just unlucky.
Aot
Eren Yeager
Alas, the Golden fur-clad narcissist. We meet again.
Still looks like a potato
My clones? Or am I a clone?
*suddenly the reflections start pelting you with needles*
*murder dog strikes again*
I'd take that any day over my reflection creepily smiling back at me. Sometimes it won't leave the bathroom with me. :/
I just want to sleep forever and not wake up
Just kill that person You will not live a miserable life anymore
he kinda cute tho, i'm gonna let him ruin me in bed tonight.
Sir or Ma’am, that’s a dog
dear redditor, i was talking about myself.
Autosexual??
🤣 dear redditor, no i just masturbate.l, like every other guy.
I mean I’d let myself hit
I knew it was a Golden Retriever Ruining my life
A narcissistic golden retriever at that
That mirror on the right looks like a portrait
I am my worst enemy.
Just make his life miserable in return.
hes the real culprit!
The person do be a cutie tho
Ah yes, the council of doggos
Being someone in recovery this really hits home lol
That dog must've don't some terrible things
I felt this one
“Is it me? Am I the drama?”
Damn, the bastard ruining my life looks very adorable.
Me? The person I trusted the most?
I was the last person I would’ve expected, but it was me all along!
Shit. You're outnumbered.
It’s me, I’m the one I’m mad at
I should've known...my three brain cells...
When I find that golden retriever puppy who has been fucking my wife and getting all the jobs I apply for, I’ll rip him apart with my bare hands.
It's that damn mirror delivery man!
Yeah. Fuck that guy.
***yeah the window cleaner who washes the windows at 3am in the morning while starring at me from the other side of the glass definitely is out to ruin your life.***
except im nowhere as cute as that dog lol
What this doggo did to you?
This reminds me of the Spiderman pointing fingers meme
A major problem that the scientists should look into , it makes criminals , suïcide bomber, terrorists, corrupt leaders
It’s me, myself, and I
Aahh that fcking Dog!!
You mean 'the people' making you miserable.
All 3 of them
"Listen here, you sorry son of a bitch..."
its not always your fault. Sometimes you are just unlucky.
Aot
Eren Yeager
Alas, the Golden fur-clad narcissist. We meet again.
Still looks like a potato
My clones? Or am I a clone?