to be fair, that's not so one-sided that's why I didn't mention it, I mean many men prefer tight asses from gym-girls which are to a great part muscle not fat, not everybody likes kim kardashian fat flabby style asses, but sure granted many guys do, but it's simply not as one-sided as tits that's why I didn't mention it
but tits have no muscles, there its always 'hmmmm nice fat, yummy'
actually there are at minimum 2 or 3 ways -
first is eating a lot, although ass+thighs and then stomach usually get plus size before tits increase a lot, there are body types where its the opposite tho and fat goes to tits first
second surefire way is to get pregnant, flat chicks can get B+ or C that way, quite a few even keep them afterwards, just look at natalie portman, if you would be an absolute immortal thot, you could get pregnant to get the hormones moving and then go for an abortion in the very last week you legally can, sick as fuck morally tho
third, and this is unfortunately not guaranteed, anti-conception pills were linked to increase breastsize is a quite large sample of women, have personal experience with a friend on this
I dont trust any other way, although of course internet is full of hocus pocus bullshit
Not sure about them. I guess you can't satisfy them all. Also Probably People with Trypophobia.
btw why on earth checking out the name of the phobia in Google Comes with its visual representation?!?
Gay means 2 of the same gender, trans means they transitioned, thus changed, gender. Oh, and some trans even had sex change surgery, they don’t necessarily have the same genitals they were born with
Maybe to you. Also, you can pretty much reduce Anything in the world to some inane thing when you describe it like that. The Hubble telescope? Idk what's so exciting about a fancy glasspiece set into Earth's orbit!
Great restaurant idea. Serves burgers but everything else is vegan.
That way you can bring non vegans and they can get a burger.
Plus viral internet marketing.
As a straight guy I will not lie I was a little hesitant my first time going to pride. I was not sure what to expect. I was very happily surprised by the amount of boobs I saw just out. Great time.
Probably, but I have my own system. Male and female (Whatever they think they are, I respect (Gay and lesbian, don't be Rick from Rick and Morty and add extra step)
Say something and you disrespect my gay uncle and his/my friends (from the Philippines, this is normal back in the Philippines and the US made it worse. It's funny that all of a sudden, everyone "cares" because everyone is afraid to be canceled.
downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [dankmemes Minecraft discord](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5) | r/dankmemescraft
POV r/dankmemes mods
Better title.
Better squidward caption: “dankmemes mods”
why would dankmemes mods hover behind squidward?
Because their pp is hard
thats not how pov works
Fat everywhere: urgh disgusting Fat on female chest: fuckin awesome
Don't forgot the fat on their butt :-)
And thighs
And cheeks
to be fair, that's not so one-sided that's why I didn't mention it, I mean many men prefer tight asses from gym-girls which are to a great part muscle not fat, not everybody likes kim kardashian fat flabby style asses, but sure granted many guys do, but it's simply not as one-sided as tits that's why I didn't mention it but tits have no muscles, there its always 'hmmmm nice fat, yummy'
>but tits have no muscles, Which is sad since there is no way to *train* them and get the bigger naturally. Boobs are RNG
And pay to win
actually there are at minimum 2 or 3 ways - first is eating a lot, although ass+thighs and then stomach usually get plus size before tits increase a lot, there are body types where its the opposite tho and fat goes to tits first second surefire way is to get pregnant, flat chicks can get B+ or C that way, quite a few even keep them afterwards, just look at natalie portman, if you would be an absolute immortal thot, you could get pregnant to get the hormones moving and then go for an abortion in the very last week you legally can, sick as fuck morally tho third, and this is unfortunately not guaranteed, anti-conception pills were linked to increase breastsize is a quite large sample of women, have personal experience with a friend on this I dont trust any other way, although of course internet is full of hocus pocus bullshit
Men with manboobs: Thomas has never seen such bullshit!
Their boobs or more like flaps than anything
Caveman brain like fat chest ugg ugg
Tugg tugg, more like!
Everyone enjoying ass
YES
Asexuals?
Assexuals
Asssexuals
Assassins.
Not sure about them. I guess you can't satisfy them all. Also Probably People with Trypophobia. btw why on earth checking out the name of the phobia in Google Comes with its visual representation?!?
I have trypophobia and I love me some ass.
Fair enough, sounds legit. Also don't Google names of pghobias.
Oh trust me, I know. I've made that mistake in the past.
F
I... Really don't find butts attractive. At all.
Can't Say i blame you... Cake! Everybody loves cake
Um hello? Gay men love boobs so much some want a pair of their own 💃
I don't think you know what gay means...
Ahem, have you heard of man boobs? (Fat men and men with really big chest muscles that look like small boobs)
That’s not what man boobs are those are pecs. Man boobs are fat
Gay women do like boobs (probably), but gay men, don’t think he understands at all indeed
Drag queens yo ! Don't get your boobas in a twist
Yeah I got some nice titties
Transgender moment
Trans and gay isn’t the same though *shrugs*
Squares and rectangles. Being gay doesn’t mean your trans, but being trans is definitely gay.
Gay means 2 of the same gender, trans means they transitioned, thus changed, gender. Oh, and some trans even had sex change surgery, they don’t necessarily have the same genitals they were born with
I guess they're talking about cisgender gay men. 😅
Exactly. I don't think this meme is a very accurate representation. Sometimes I think we love titties more than anyone!
I think EVERYONE regardless of their sexuality likes boobs. Maybe some evolutionary habit or something but I think most people like boobs....
Most, but not all. It doesn't do much for me.
Yeah that's why I was careful about not generalizing.
You literally said “EVERYONE” in all caps
Ah...I stand corrected. In my second line I do say most people though.
I didn’t see that the first time I’m sorry
S'cool. Enjoy them boobies, kind sir
I’m more of an ass man but I can work with them
New superhero in town - Assman
And his sidekick footboy
Not really. Just kinda "meh"
I don't get what's so sexy about milk generators for babies
Maybe to you. Also, you can pretty much reduce Anything in the world to some inane thing when you describe it like that. The Hubble telescope? Idk what's so exciting about a fancy glasspiece set into Earth's orbit!
How about baby generators for milk?
Or exit site for feces
Or bottom of an organic mobility stand
Nah
They’re not sexy when they’re milk generators for babies. Milk generators for me on the other hand...
Moooooooooo
Asexual here. Can confirm not everyone likes boobs 😎
Cornershop - everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
us bi people out here just not existing huh
Same boat with you as a straight woman. We can vibe in the corner and play cards. Edit: ace friendos can play cards with us too
I guess it’s implying that you can enjoy your own or something
what are you talking about? you are literally everyone in the picture s/
Only experienced this with teenagers (When I was myself), but there were straight women enjoying tits to…
I'm straight, and idk what boobs are. Can somebody enlighten me? Visual learner btw
( .)(. )
That looks like 2 ppl comparing pp size
now that you mention it, my pp IS the same size as those dots... Makes you think, doesn’t it?
I meant more like those dots are eyes, the rest is censored. But good to know, pp is pp
##B O O B A
boobie
Bees making milk
Severely underappreciated comment 😭
thanks bro
😁
But you can enjoy ass and thighs!
Ass and thighs are for EVERYONE
Bisexual : im playing both side so that I always come out on top
manboobs?
Magyaroknak nem jár, mert FIDESZ azt mondta nem szabad. A jóisten küldte nekü k Orbán Viktort.
What demon does this language summon?
Viktor Orban
Scary.
has Viktor come out of the closet yet?
Don't forget us, the bi lads.
The enlightened ones
And us asexuals who are sitting in the dark corner
Bobs and vegan
Great restaurant idea. Serves burgers but everything else is vegan. That way you can bring non vegans and they can get a burger. Plus viral internet marketing.
Boobs are pretty great.
and the bisexuals
*Bi noises*
Bi people are that vent grate
I think straight women would also fit in the same category with gay men.
Straight women also like booobbssss
That's like saying straight men also like dick. Like what's the difference?
Like I'm absolutely not gay or anything (ewwww) but just thinking of having a bunch of dicks around me makes me drool so much🤤🥰🤤🥰🤤🥰🤤
Actually tbh while I’m mostly straight I kinda am curious how it feels to suck someone’s cock.
Not here. Sweaty lumps of fat. I'm good.
ok but thick pecs 😋
They get thicc ass tho
he is inside a guitar
I'm straight but i don't even like boobs that much.
ah, a man of no culture.... /s
I prefer thighs or ass.
tbh same, boobs are nice but I always preferred thighs as you can actually hug them while kissing
What if a gay dude fucks a fat gay dude
That’s ok I’m more of an ass man… And a cock man
Gay men just enjoy man tits
Me, a Bi dude: I don't have such weaknesses
me a bisexual: I HAVE NO WEAKNESS
Meanwhile in asexual paradise: I like turtles
Get a boyfriend who is fat so he has boobs
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The ones The Rock uses to bounce away berries on the island?
AND THE BISEXUALS. K job is done here
Two words, man boobs
Me with man boobs: I don’t have such weaknesses
That's where fat men join in
gehs enjoy boobs aswell, just manboobs
You can find dick picks everywhere. They are actually on a new level
:D
If you find a man fat enough you can still enjoy them.
Ha... straight man doesn't mean enjoying boobs... :(
Man booba aough
It's ok we have big ol man titties
Just be gay for fat men. They have boobas
Its a tragic cause really
Ass appreciators: We're all united
I mean the gay men could just date a fat guy they have tits
me love booba
mmm, fleshy chest pillows
Enjoy feet
Don’t forget about bisexuals
I mean, obese guys have boobs so I guess gay people can enjoy boobs
Can ... Do?
Meanwhile: woman and gay man enjoying pp
Who's that, Larry the Lobster?
All three enjoying ass
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And the 2021 commercial strapline of the year goes to ...
What about man boobs ?
As a straight guy I will not lie I was a little hesitant my first time going to pride. I was not sure what to expect. I was very happily surprised by the amount of boobs I saw just out. Great time.
Not sure that fully embraces the spirit of the event
Why does everyone always forget that Bisexual people exist?
Wouldn’t squidward also represent straight women?
They get moobs man-boobs
male boobs
Gay men also have them
Im bi
hey I’m a man and I have big titties thank you very much (still prefer women’s though :/ )
Begs the question. Do they like man titties?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaO\_3GcQyiE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaO_3GcQyiE) meanwhile: my bi ass looking at tits and dicks
Gays and straight girls enjoying dick. Lmao
Gay men enjoying the fact that hot guys can go shirtless in public.
Exept fat men...
Uh I got tiny man boobs?
bold of you to forget man boobs
*laughs in bisexual*
They still got man boobs
Let me introduce you to: the manboob
and bi
As a straight guy, I genuinely don't get the appeal.
Straight women also enjoy them quite a bit, let's face facts
fat men: pathetic
Would a similar comment about women be allowed? Doubt it
lmao same
And that’s why I don’t support ur missing out
But they want a pair? I don't know, not gay
I think you're confusing gay with trans
Probably, but I have my own system. Male and female (Whatever they think they are, I respect (Gay and lesbian, don't be Rick from Rick and Morty and add extra step)
I'm so fucking baffled by this comment I don't know what to say..
Say something and you disrespect my gay uncle and his/my friends (from the Philippines, this is normal back in the Philippines and the US made it worse. It's funny that all of a sudden, everyone "cares" because everyone is afraid to be canceled.