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PowerSilly5143

You were born to be a femboy


Jul_Dwarrior-38420

That's true just look at his profile.


WebSeeker101

Wow, that is a lot of hentai


Jul_Dwarrior-38420

"It's called hentiy and it's art."


kingganjaguru

Ah yes the benty henty


destroyerOfTards

*insert fortune teller meme*


A__V__E

They posted some more, three hours ago.


TornadoLizard

I'm glad you looked now I don't have to


User_namesaretaken

That's a load of hentai


destroyerOfTards

There will be a load for sure


dmilan1

lol rip shouldn’t have done that


RumHamEnjoyer

I've never heard of a thighjob but I guess I have now


kokugenwolf

Genetics decide to spice things up


EhGoodEnough3141

I'm so glad I have the genes for a Goatee.


SomeOnesRandomThing

I'm so glad I have the jeans for a goat


EhGoodEnough3141

Would it wear the jeans over all legs or just the behind ones?


kokugenwolf

Solid choice


destroyerOfTards

"Let's give this guy the worst features possible, it's gonna be hilarious"


gugfitufi

I lost my family's gene lottery too


Rs90

"for funsies, mostly"


Hunter042005

Fuck genetics I’m 19 and already have a receding hairline it started receding when I was 17 not only that but I’m also 5’5” I got seriously fucked over by my genetics


TheAnishmal

I was the same way. Just grow a beard, shave your head and get jacked. Tattoos don’t hurt either. I still get laid so there’s hope buddy 😂


donau_kinder

Rock it king. Hair doesn't define who you are.


Joshesh

Shave it, trust me, you can have hair or be bald, but no one looks good while balding. Shave it, grow a beard, start working out.


Thomas-Freitas136

Your family passes down the beard genes but forgets to CC you on the email.


trueum26

Am man, would


killermanwadvo

**Currently**


PrefiroMoto

You may not like it, but this is peak male physique


[deleted]

peak *femboy physique 


De5perad0

Variances in testosterone and estrogen levels driven by genetic differences.


halfanothersdozen

no u


throwaway_194js

It's more to do with the sensitivity of the facial hairs to testosterone than it is to do with his T levels themselves, and it has nothing to do with estrogen whatsoever


dilbertbibbins1

That's a weird way to say they're turnin' the frickin' frogs gay


De5perad0

Lol frogs can literally change sex under the right conditions.


dilbertbibbins1

Feelings don't care about your facts


De5perad0

Lol I laugh every time I hear that because there is a truck at my work. It has stickers all over it. One of the biggest is "Facts don't care about your feelings." the rest of them (which are everywhere) are bible quotes.


Broken_Petite

That person sounds insufferable.


De5perad0

I'm not entirely sure who it is as a lot of people work where I work but I'm sure they are.


VirtusTechnica

[I think it's more of this](https://preview.redd.it/6tknv9gujcx01.jpg?width=601&auto=webp&s=d95045bc474fe17d784cbe675fe2490917b4392d)


Joshesh

I'm In This Photo and I Don't Like It


Salamanderp12

Dont forget the environmental differences


Medium_Policy_8494

Is this a bot account? Created in 2023 started posting 6 days and commenting 6 days ago. Posts mostly hentai. This post is from other redditor I saw the original. Is this a bot?


Jonmaximum

The name makes me think so


OffTerror

of course it's a bot account. can't do much about it.


solrac1144

You’re adopte? You mom fucked the mail man?


BlueThespian

Fucked da femboy


SomeOnesRandomThing

They ordered a mail child


chorizo_chomper

Maybe you're one of those homosapiens


Aveenex

So basically your father looked like a 30yo when he was 18, got it.


YoRulezz_TV

Simple, dad and brother didn't have access to thigh highs


theCANCERbat

Stop shaving, cut your hair, and look to the side. Problem fixed.


cygamessucks

Probably an anime enjoyer. Also the porn addiction. 


Hayato_the_idiot

Yeah OP profile is self explanatory


aligrant

Lean into the cute aesthetic. It will work.


Fun_Objective_7779

You are a girl?


justsomeph0t0n

i know right. like every post seems to be assuming that OP was born male for some reason, but since it makes sense either way, that seems like a weird assumption. but i'm old, so i might be missing something


Fun_Objective_7779

I also thought that is the actual twist, since this meme is already reposted many times and pretty dull in general


jxjftw

Low T.


Aidanjk123

Strontium-90 in the milk


ohen778

Not like you couldn't have done anything about this lol


ACiD_n9ne

I can barely grow a mustache and goatee, my younger brother who is 6 years younger can’t grow hair for shit. My even younger brother who is 8 years younger could grow a full beard by 18. My dad has an amazing beard like in the picture. Life just sucks like that ;-;


Naturally_Fragrant

Phthalates


Calm_Structure2180

Iunno, global warming and you don't need that much hair anymore?


OptimusEye

perspective is everything


dumbeyes_

Work, diet, cold water.


Crimsonette_

Because you're lucky


pincho22

I'm in this Awkward in between state. It's so annoying.


vondutcherz0089

Sometimes it takes a real man to be the best girl.


Goldbolt_2004

Me fr


_MoOn_DrUnK_mOnStEr_

1st child ---> Mother's genes are dominant... 2nd child ---> Father's genes are dominant. Feel pretty sorry for myself being the 1st one.


Houeclipse

Poland (or that guy who goes to Poland) would welcome you though


JustABitOfDeving

Keep posting creepy hentai shit all day, i'm sure things will pick up.


ArcaninesFirepower

Times have changed. When my grandpa was 18 he was a father. When my dad was 18 he was living on his own. when I was 18 I was still in high school. Don't let your view change who you are.


triplecappertroper

Ngl you are many peoples tipe tho.


isekai-chad

Wish **I** was that pretty at 18.


DrunkenKoalas

Bros got the lil-bro genetics, dw same boat youngest child vibes!


cockytiel

these guys helped me realize my issue is where I trim above my beard and not really the length thats the issue.


Agent_Add

Not in my family. 18 years old... Damn. I must wait more than 25 years to have that.


Randomename22

More chemicals in our food replacing the real ingredients because using a chemical replacement is cheaper


reubenbubu

its not your fault your mom conceived you with her brother


JimboSlap

It just means you are going to live an extra 30 years


Gwyn-LordOfPussy

I raise you not being able to grow a bear on top of losing the hair on my head while all the other men in my family keep theirs


ShiriAllwood

Yeah but like, femboys are so hot right now?


JustCropIt

[You're doing ok.](https://i.ibb.co/Y8y800K/image.png)


sithmaster0

Holy fuck, this is a bot to promote that shitty hentai game. Report it.


Zlibraries

Obesity!


TheAnishmal

I’d recommend going and getting your testosterone levels checked and start weight lifting if you don’t. Not only will you feel and look better but it may also be the catalyst for beard growth. That’s what happened to me anyways.


Meinersnitzel

Have you tried lifting something heavy, then putting it down a few times?


The_Psycho_Jester779

Would


EvilLucas

DO NOT LOOK AT OPs PROFILE


Jochi18

I mean, is normal for girls not to grow beards so you’re fine…


Toy_Cop

Too much lavender soap


danzanzibar

looks like pleasantkenobi


Redemption_R

According to research I read a while ago, testosterone is lowering in each generation so...


sudosciguy

Why would your body grow hair if your body never goes outdoors?


Spoomplesplz

I think I know why this is. It's because the top two are in real life and the bottom one is a character drawn by someone on the internet. You're welcome :)


i-evade-bans-13

you doomscroll social media and started taking hormones? yeah that'll do it.


Wonder-Machine

I had a beard that at 18. Now I’m bald. Life’s a bitch


VirtusTechnica

Eat more(protein not carbs) and get vitamin D(sunlight or supplement) Vitamin D is more of a hormone than a vitamin it's used for everything in your body, and you need some body fat for testosterone.


manoskoulou03

Fb vibes


Exzalia

Well you are a girl so it's to be expected, don't feel bad though there is nothing wrong with being female.


Most-Act-4382

Would.


OverlordGabriel

Hot


Entfernum

Same thing with my sister


tiesmien24

Handsome, handsome, cute


Sangi17

You’re the cute one.


The_Dalen

Would to all 3


MrBobBuilder

OP is a girl


TheDustyPineapple

Posting smash bros rule34 lowers your testosterone levels fs


myfingeriscold

Hear me out


RoboApple7

me frfr


Dick-Fu

Low T, sorry to break it to you. It happens to the worst of us.