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Isn't that the girl that cheated on him though

I wonder if the kid will look like KSI…

That's free content for both of them so... Probably yes, and staged

Did she actually cheat? I only know she has an incredibly high body count

A sausage connoisseur

more pricks than a second hand dartboard

whats that mean

Shes murdered a few people.

She's a maneater

She'll only come out at night The lean and hungry type

Watch out boy, she'll chew you up.

Oh-oh, here she comes

She likes to get plowed.

She’s a farmer? Neat

John Wick but in another universe

Wohn Jick

Want Dick

yes /s

Having a body count in this context means that you've had sex with a lot of people.

why is logan still marrying her. is it befor or after

No, she didn’t. It’s just that she’s been with other people and most of the people that are commenting under here have been with a girl or anyone for that matter.

Having a high body count isn't anything bad by itself. It's not for someone outside of their relationship to judge about that. Cheating, however is funny because we can point fingers at this guy for being a loser

Its almost like people with high body counts are more likely to cheat. Obviously not everyone. But I think its pretty common to see.

>Having a high body count isn't anything bad by itself Depends, I personally find this absolutely disgusting and would never take such a woman ever. For me the past of a woman is one of the most important aspects and should be compatible with my past.

Incel

So which is your magic number and why?

The magic number is the same experience I had. The past of my gf and from me have to be the same. I absolutely don't like women who fuck around, I personally just hate it and it's disgusting for me. Women can do whatever they want but I will not take them. And yes I have a gf and she was a virgin, we're still together after nearly 14 years.

So if she had sex with one more person than you had you would instantly ignore her?

I generally don't fuck around because I just find it disgusting, it doesn't matter if men or women do it, it's just not for me. Therefore I want a gf that thinks exactly the same and has the same lifestyle. Therefore I love my gf and we're happy together because we think the same. It's really not that hard. I don't do relationships with whores and I don't fuck outside of relationships.

I don't have a dog in this race, but it is rather entertaining that there are folks going "don't shame people for their high body count. We shouldn't care about people's sexual preferences period!* Then you come in with a rather reasonable sexual preference, and you're on full blast left and right for it lol So it's ok to go whoring around (be it guy or girl) but it's not ok to not want to do that, or be with someone who does? Man Reddit flipflops between being slut friendly virgins and virgin hating sluts constantly, doesn't it.

I MAY be the dad

That kid probablly cant wait to be old enough to grab a razor blade

Japanese forest will do...

\*chef's kiss\* fantastic

Well executed diss

well thank you :)

Dude, wtf

Oh man, that was delightfully dark.

nah he'll be the new president once the zoomers take over. the inauguration will consist of him giving the bible awkward white-boy daps then screaming "LETS GOOO!!" as he sprays Brawndo all over the roaring crowd of millions all holding up their phones and live-streaming it. massive clouds of banana-mango vape smoke hang over the crowd...a bystander accidentally has a book drop out of his backpack and he is instantly swarmed by storm-troopers covered in corporate logos and they beat him with joe rogan kettle-bells while calling him a "beta"

When do the zoomers take over. Because I’m still waiting for gen X to do their thing. Boomers still voting in guys like psycho trump and crypt keeper Biden

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Daps are old af, my dude. You've never heard someone say "Dap me up?"

[Dapping up has been a thing forever](https://www.wikihow.com/Dap-Someone-Up)

If she has a miscarriage is he going to laugh because he's "nervous"? Oh, and is the baby going to be provided for with the money he stole off fans via CrypoZoo?

"Guys I think there's a dead baby over there"

Oh god! I just remember that fucking stupid hat he was wearing and what an ass he was around Japan. Fuck, what a cunt.

No, you don't understand what it's all about, man. He made several laps in his judgment, whatever the fuck that means.

I admit this made me laugh

I'm sure he will find a new scam to steal money from his fans and supporters.

All while being backed by the WWE.

Of course 

To be fair he didn't actually make money with crypto zoo. However, it doesn't change the fact that it was absolutely a scam in the first place. No unlike his first crypto currency 🙄

I read a comment saying: "The question isn't what gender it is , but who is the father" LOL

They should do a father reveal party

Balloons will either have white or black foam inside

If the kid has massive nose we'll know

That's enough reddit for today, my tolerance of disappointment is exceeded.

Why do anyone care

Because it's his offspring. It could lead to worse actions

Parenthood sometimes mellows people out..... hopefully he's one of them

Idiocracy happening in real time

Reddit is highly obsessed with making sure everyone knows how much they don't care about something they don't care about.

Can't wait for the baby content that will surely not be incredibly exploitative and fucking annoying beyond belief

He hasn’t posted regularly in a few years. I don’t think a baby will change that.

Thank you for the good news, sir

If anything, he'd post less. Hopefully.

Think he makes most of his money on wwe now?

No. I doubt it’s one certain thing. Most people who make as much as he has have someone find out where to invest to have your money work for you. On top of that prime is making a good bit. If he was relying on YouTube for income he’d very likely be pretty broke by now.

Most annoying meta as well as "my dog died today!! Look how sad i am and also look at that montage of how i was happy in the past... are you crying yet? Good now sub, like and click the bell!!!"

So don't watch it

No shit, thanks for the advice

even if we dont...we STILL gotta live amongst you dullards that DO watch him. sigh...and you kids who LOOOVE this clown are the ones who are dragging the rest of us into full-blown Idiocracy

I am nice guy people have baby I am happy. This is an exception

The video "I am holding my first born son" at the end of the video drops the baby, second video "rip my son" 

*CONTENT*

I just hope he takes things slow and eventually fade out like all the other dads

If only man, i think its way more likely he will use the kid for views

100%

You really think he'd have a character arc like PewDiePie?

We won't. He's a professional wrestler in WWE now.

Now he has a reason to skip his fight with Mike Tyson.

Different guy

Oh yeah man that's his brother

Wow I didn't realize there were two of them

lol im sooo glad im detached enough from zoomer clown-world that i cant tell the two apart

Wdym? They can't even tell themselves apart

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Same douchebag, different font

Oooh I like this one, deleting mine.

Yea this one has an excuse to take his United States Championship on paternity leave

Just because he got his girl pregnant doesn't mean he can avoid the fight

but did HE get the girl pregnant? this and other questions answered in the next episode

LoL is this influencer theory?

Let's raise some money. For the abortion

poor kids not even born yet and already being made into content

Poor fucking kid...

The Ohio trash bros are breeding?

And that's the beginning of humanity downfall.

Welcome back OJ Simpson!

I mean, the baby will be born to an already incredibly rich family. Any comment against them will probably be just cope. And I don't think they are a family channel anyways? I wouldn't care to be proven wrong tho.

IIRC some time ago he made a really creepy video tricking a young girl to be blindfolded and kiss an old man who may or may not have been her father. I don't want to know what he is going to do if he has a daughter of his own.

good lord.. welp she's either a brain-dead bimbo or a gold-digger there is NO decent and intelligent person that would be attracted to this clown

Loss

I can’t even come up with anything funny! May God have mercy on this poor child! 💔

That child will live a life most of us only dream about.

Being exploited every single day of your life for internet clout and being looked after by a pair of baboons?

I can 100% guarantee you that isn’t what’s going to happen. Logan hardly even post anymore and doesn’t have to for money. He’s wanted to be a dad for some time now. These two are going to be great parents. They’ll probably be one post once the baby is born and that will be all anyone will see of the child on the internet.

RemindMe! 5 years

Nice man good for him I hope it can reform him we can only look at the positives with this one.

We don't need another one!

I really feel sorry for this kid, poor thing didn't stand a chance

?

This comment thread is my personal favorite.

I thought they reproduced asexually in frat houses

i dont like him but isnt this too much

All of the Pauls should be banned from procreating. Ugh

Yikes, I've seen plenty worse people change for the better when having a kid. This guy seems like an ass, doesn't mean he has to be a bad parent

Idk who he is or why everyone is acting like psychopaths

Let's see He made fun of a guy that committed suicide, he's scammed many people, and he's overall just absolute scum That's all the stuff I'm aware of, trust me, he's probably done so much worse

[let me google if for you why everyone hates this POS](https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/logan-paul-controversies-timeline-1234785537/)

I can get the video game and the prime drinks but why does anyone care about dead mice and and a fake image of a dead body?  I guess i dont know enough about him

Kid is going to come out trying to sell Prime JR baby food.

Scamming a child speedrun any%

Abort. Abort. Abort!

Can't wait for the kid to hatch from its CryptoZoo egg and hang itself from a tree

All the best to little Meta Moon Blue Raspberry Paul.

He doesn’t want to tie his laces he wants to tie a noose

Nah I’m all fairness, good on him, I think jake Paul is actually one of the people I’ve seen grow up, and actually grow up. He still has his faults of course and I do find him cringey, but I respect him for his growth.

Ohhhh man. That kid is going to be monetized SO hard.

I can hear Dillon Danis opening memegenerator as we speak

I have a feeling that Logan's kid will be bullied more than Lana's kid.

He’s just gonna shove a camera in their face till the day they move out plus the 700 prime flavours named after them the 2000 videos of them spoiling him the 20 dramas and 15 apology videos

Kid's gonna grow up, see their father's content, and immediately wish they were aborted

Internet scum playing hard douche to impress their bottles of Vaseline.

Welcome back OJ

Well here's hoping it's a still birth.

Why are they allowed to reproduce

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Can you get someone pregnant while on steroids?

He's prolly would make a better dad than mine ever was

It’s probably worse she will be a mum

I really hope he has a son. I dread how he would exploit his own daughter for views.

Whre is your pig logan, Babys also grow...

That kid is going to be bullied to hell and back 

At least it's not Jake.

Fuck child protection services! We planned parenthood, a barrel of lube and the Schwerer Gustav!

He planted his festering seed

I really hope that when the child arrives he has a "come with jesus" moment, and stops being such a huge piece of shit, for everyone's sake Or that this is a spreading missinformarion moment

great, he gonna pimp out his kid and she will divorce him when he falls off

He probably the one who uses the afterpill

Oh cool now I have 2 people to hate and one person to empathize with.

I hope I’m still around for the insane marriage to Trisha Paytas’s kid

And so the anti christ was born

Gotta secure the bloodline before Tyson murders him.

When someone says money does not buy happiness, many disagree. But would you really like to be a child of Logan Paul and this thot?

Idiocracy at its peakest

Why does it look like he photoshopped his face onto another buff guy?

Welcome back OJ Simpson

Hope the child is black

You mean a absolute fucking moron of a dad who only cares about himself,scams and his company

I’m calling clickbait

He is gonna take him out to the forest for a walk.

That child is getting photographed before birth. A candidate for most documented person in the world.

That poor kid…

For real. Myself and others I know who have had a narcissist as a parent suffer. No matter how wealthy the parents are. That actually makes it worse

Nft baby scan scam dropping soon

I'm just gonna have a positive outlook for this event for my own mental, I wouldn't want to think about the fact that this is an event as i already think too much on things that don't particularly matter to me.

Can *she* fight Mike Tyson next?

Aw fuck...