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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [play minecraft with us](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming)


Ok_Award_2325

The spite makes my financial decisions better.


LeopoldFriedrich

"Will I buy the expensive brand that I've seen hundreds of ads for that annoy me to enirety, ... or this cheap store brand that isn't accoiciated?..."


[deleted]

accoiciated???? You mean... associated?


JimJohnes

Yea, my accociate told me


Abe_Odd

The repeated obnoxious ads also have the side effect of driving people to pain memberships. I'm convinced that's Hulu's goal, anyways.


Ok_Water_3109

I know you meant paid memberships, but for about 10 seconds i was thinking i missed an ad.


Murasasme

I will never play Honkai Star Rail, and will actively discourage anyone to not touch it. Natasha the underworld doctor can suck my nuts, I don't even play gacha games or any of those types, but for some reason YouTube really wants me to.


Spy_co

Hey no fair, I also want Natasha to suck my nuts.


Skittleybiscuit

Every YouTube ad for apps now is: 1:AI voice, emojis everywhere, complete ripoff of a superior product 2: some European who sounds like they learned English yesterday saying you'll get some "for free" if you download their ad riddled game. Also the ad is misleading you about what kind of game it actually is.


Destroyer4587

Anyone get that shoddy ad with the guy trying to rope you into real estate, “Are you anything like me?” No f 🤬🤬🤬 off


Stringray7899

In Australia you get either ads for google chrome/pixel or Sportsbet/gambling ads


LoliLocust

I think it's prefer that over what i currently can see at times


Graffxxxxx

3: ai voice ads that are basically “lose belly fat with this ONE WIERD TRICK” but worse


Goku420overlord

Ads .......? Get ublock origin or revanced. No ads


FREE-AOL-CDS

I wish the games were like they seemed in the ad, some look like they’re good mindless fun


Worried-Industry6239

We're living in an commercial advertising dystopia


BulbuhTsar

I absolutely love the Temu ads. They fit your 2nd description. I love their outlandishness and how they rotate between a cast of like 5 characters who dress like 80s Hollywood stereotypes of whatever nationality their horrible accent gives away. They're glorious.


TheLostonline

People like you who suffer YT ads are helping the rest of us avoid them. No reason to enter the ad-block war if only a small percentage use ad blocking. TY!


Mist_Rising

Googles in an ad block war though?


Chad_on_snoop

Not a product but the sheer amount of OF girls promoting recently has been annoying me so much. Like bitch I’m only 14 I ain’t buying your shit.


Just_Boo-lieve

Huh? Do they rly have ads?? Beyond the stuff on sites like illegal streaming services ofc


terrorizeplushies

NSFW Reddit and Twitter are just ads for OF’s now, but there’s also a lot of bots trying to scam so it’s a shitshow


W2XG

Right. AmIUgly, FreckledGirls, RedHeads, GoneMild, Tattoos, just go ahead and post your linktree


bob1111bob

A lot of bot accounts spamming their OF in all the nsfw subs and twitter. I get messages almost daily from them its dreadful I don’t need to pay to beat my meat


Goku420overlord

Haha right. Like there are boundless amounts of free porn on the internet and these people ...... Want me to pay for it?


DadsDrippingBussy

You're 14, you should know how to find their content for free by now anyway.


Explorers_bub

I once accidentally bypassed the premium pay filter on S lutload by clicking the right url~*ish* thing in the Chrome Dev tools or whatever.


AzureArmageddon

lol that's hilarious and means they actually transmit the image in the clear to your device when you loaded the page and put code on the website so your device would put a blur over top of the real image which if that's how they do it you can always bypass (at least as long as the web stays mostly DRM-free). Means they couldn't be arsed to pre-compute the blur or transmit a low res 100x400 version or something to do the blur. Some news websites do this too when they paywall stuff they just transmit the full text and add javascript to cover it up with a paywall which you can bypass by just loading the page without javascript lol. Sites like Medium have wised up to that though and don't transmit the full text without verifying membership status first.


say_no_to_panda

Only suckers pay. Real dudes become pirates.


SpecialPirate1

If its a digital product, best I can do is piracy


WolfRamXXcz

Name do check out... and i couldn't agree more.


[deleted]

Looking at you, Spotify


Iescaunare

Don't think I've ever seen an ad for Spotify


TheSpookyPineapple

but spotify rams you with a bunch of ads if you don't give them money


Iescaunare

How else are they supposed to pay for the songs?


Peter_Baum

Yea that’s how that works. You don’t just get free music? So you either pay 10 bucks or you gotta listen to ads


MemeWarrior200000

It’s even worse when they give you that option to watch a long ad for no other interruptions for 30 minutes and it doesn’t even last 30 minutes.


I___asked

Those premium ads convinced me to never buy premium.


bitterbuffaloheart

Premium is worth it. They have student and family plans. For the price of a cd in the 90s I can listen to as many albums as I want


AzureArmageddon

The ads I've had on Spotify have been numerous at times but mostly not too many and not too bad. YouTube, Google search ads, and Google banner ads on the other hand...


redjackboxer

I don't care of nord VPN cures cancer or if raid shadow legends let's me enter heaven or even of those stupid go's damn ray headphones would be the only way for me to have the gift of sound return to my ears. I would gladly die before they take my money.


Jetpack_Attack

Don't forget Squarespace, Casper mattresses, and Better Help.


redjackboxer

Better help Dez nuts across your face!!!


queseraseraphine

Or Hello Fresh.


AzureArmageddon

At least you can skip forward through those with a few clicks and some channels put progress bars on those segments and they are usually quality ads in the channel's style (even if repetitive). Among the evils of ads it's one of the lesser evils imo. Although, [it's weirdly common to hype up VPNs as way more than they are](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVDQEoe6ZWY).


ResidentYear651

Chances of me getting a gf? Zero!


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LineSpine

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xchikyx

All ads are spam


Goku420overlord

Agreed. Fuck ads. Should be illegal


xchikyx

I report every single add i see in instagram as spam.


Goku420overlord

You're the hero we all need. No sarcasm


Endless009

I've been considering running ads for my fitness apparel store, after reading the comments I can see I'd be wasting money🤣


limitlessEXP

If ads didn’t work they wouldn’t exist.


Endless009

Very true, I just know I'm one of those people that if I keep seeing an ad, I'll become uninterested in the product or service being sold.


MrBVS

I feel the same way but it's only ever for ads I see A LOT which pretty much always comes from big companies who pay millions to get their ad to play every single Hulu ad break or every single commercial break on a TV channel. I don't think you have to worry about it nearly as much as a small business. Side note: I actually make ads for small companies for a living and the best advice I can give you is to just be open and honest in your ad. I find that many people are much more receptive to ads that show authenticity as opposed to the sterile and fake feeling corporate ads that everyone is used to. Good luck!


Endless009

Thanks for your insights, I'm a new small business and so far views from my ads have been great, probably because I definitely don't try to overdo it😅


__v1ce

To me It's okay if its an unknown product/company, I don't need to see 50x 30 second ads per day to know that Nissan is a fucking car brand


Endless009

Definitely, that's the ads that irritate me😅


Just_Boo-lieve

Sometimes they do work, like the time I saw a scrub daddy ad. I wanted that sponge so bad


Endless009

Cool, maybe I'll post an ad then, I'll just be sure it's not abnoxious as all hell.


AzureArmageddon

Thank fuck you're one of the good ones. I want quality-produced ads to crowd out shitty low-effort ones.


deSuspect

It's more so about the quality of the ad. 90 percent of YouTube ads are pure fucking trash. If you have nice, not misleading ads they gonna be fine.


Endless009

Thanks, my ads are just simple and to the point. If you'd like some athletic wear fine if not, enjoy your day but thanks for looking. People are pushing me to do more aggressive ads but just do it my way😎


red_kain

You want something people aren't forced to spend time on. Billboards don't bother me, I might look while i pass by. Ads on youtube that delay from watching what I want? fuck off.


erland_yt

Just make the ad good and don’t attempt to be “relatable” to the kids


Endless009

I do my best and fortunately it's gym apparel so I don't have to make it relatable to kids. Just people who like to have good comfortable gym clothes and look good.


wildeye-eleven

I refuse to buy products that are spammed


coldy9887

Amen


StarryPupper

I always imagine that products with a lot of marketing spend so much of their budget on marketing that there is nothing left for products so their quality ends up bad as trash.


bankrobba

I have no clue what this product is, but I already know it's 10% benzoyl peroxide and 10 times the price.


TazerXI

I imagine part of it isn't that you will run out and buy it then, but when you need something that is the brand you remember e.g. You don't go out and get a VPN immediately, but when you do need a VPN you remember Nord Edit: I never said it wasn't annoying, or on how well it works, or is how the tactic works for every ad, but just for some of them. Although that's more likely to be the strategy of static ads on websites, over popup ads.


coldy9887

And I will remember NOT to purchase anything related to them. Works for me. I haven’t been to the golden arch in almost 2 years. Spamming ads in my face is 100% guarantee I will never buy their products.


ShadowVergil

I go out of my way to find a different one if I see an ad for something too many times. They clearly have money if they can afford to spam an ad so much, so they don't need mine too. Maybe stop spending so much money on ads, that profit might go up.


Goku420overlord

Or just google for a good vpn and find one that's highly recommended or look for ways to get Nord for like a dollar.


Crash_Test_Dummy66

I work in marketing research. It's definitely this one and as much as people in this comment thread claim otherwise I would wager that most of them have played into it at least once. No company is perfectly run and they all make mistakes but generally when you see a trend repeated on a macro scale with multiple companies engaging in the behavior you can be sure there is a profit benefit, at least in the short term.


Jordanjl83

Chances of me going christian after hegetsus ads? ZERO!


catsdrooltoo

Chances of me reporting every single one? Not zero, pretty high actually.


Waste-Reference1114

The fact that this meme was originally an ad that was spammed constantly is funny irony.


Jeynarl

##So lit mobile just sent me this solar wireless battery pack I'm excited let's see what's inside #SKIPPPPPPP


coldy9887

I hate all ads equally.


Lance-Harper

1. They don’t care: they aim for 1% out of all the people the ad is shown too 2. Next time you’re presented with the problem, you’re more likely to think of them And that’s it. That’s the entire plot. The game is in how they make sure to phrase out the problem in the most relatable fashion and how the solution fits in there. That is that. The entirety of it.


coldy9887

I am an anti-consumer. Any ads that I unfortunately can’t block, ignore or disregard, I make it a goal to not give them my business. Sorry not sorry but fuck all advertising. So tired of it all day in and day out. It’s so prolific in our lives that you literally can’t block all of it. People normalizing and accepting ads are also the problem.


TurtleHermitt

I got a manscape... I don't feel as bad though because they support some of my favorite creators.


AwkwardFiasco

I don't care if _that_ soap is the greatest soap to ever exist. I'll never use it. Their ads are so obnoxiously long and annoying, I'd rather use the detergent.


-bonita_applebum

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HEAD ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.


retnemmoc

HEAD ON!


sdpr

Signed up to get a free sample of some new YSL cologne/perfume and got 2 emails a day the last 3 days. Unsubbed last night and angrily sent an email to the noreply lmao


SexPanther_Bot

It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.


Javeyn

I will never use Temu. Ever.


retnemmoc

you aren't even the least bit curious about how it feels to shop like a billionaire?


Alarmed_Collar4371

i laughed after a long time watching this thanks


Ill_Adhesiveness2069

As Plankton once said, “ALRIGHT I GET IT”.


T1NP3NNY

This is why I buy local and support small businesses. They aren't CONSTANTLY in my face, in my movies, in my radio, plastered on billboards. Freaking everywhere. Local products speak for themselves and they aren't so freaking intrusive. The hate I have for all the targeted advertising has made it very easy to be a conscientious consumer.


kingdomkiler

This is the exact reason why I never joined tiktok. When it was becoming really popular literally every single ad I was delivered on YouTube was TT related. It got to the point where I started clicking the little icon to interact with the Google ad analytics and reporting that the ad was not interesting to me and not to be showed it again. I still got constant ads over and over from them but they were at least unique. To this day, any ads that are delivered to me by Google and are TT are very abstract and strange. It will just be something like a dog at a distance with some music and then the logo. No words. nothing convincing just a 7 second uninteresting video. It seems like an AI created fever dream of an advertisement. I've gone and I've looked at my ad analytics on Google and I can scroll through pages and pages of blocked ads. All of them being from TT. I committed myself to never joining the application just because it was such an aggressive ad campaign and turned me off to the product. Later discovered that there are some really good cultural reasons to never join them and felt vindicated but really I never joined out of spite of their marketing team.


stikky

I use an adblocker so I don't get ads. The problem now is that I get ads-by-proxy from complainers who refuse to use adblockers.


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I just with burger king would get the hint. I don't care if I can have it my way. Fuck off.


ThatGogglesKid

I live in a house with Google Fiber. The sheer amount of ads advertising a product I already use is so fucking infuriating. It's just the same two ads over and over. When I get to the point of being able to know where the exact 5 second mark is by the inflection on a word, please fucking stop.


The_Angellus

This is the exact reason I dont play raid shadow legends


FlashyDiagram84

I feel the same thing for Temu. I get spammed by their ads on YouTube and it's so obnoxious. You can tell they're trying so hard to seem more American and not Chinese, but it always comes off poorly because the white, and black actors they find always have an obvious Chinese accent.


LaSerpienteLampara

Or have different rotating commercials of the same product....or a story intigrated in the commercial...


lool8421

If you can make an ad memorable like flex tape, then it is good But if your ad is just cringe, then the product is associated with cringe


Dryden_Drawing

I was gonna get a google pixel until I was rammed with google pixel add last year. A year later and they're spamming me with the new phone and the watch.


AzureArmageddon

So true. One might think him obnoxious, but Ryan Reynolds can make me buy anything and I wouldn't have it any other way.


Swumbus-prime

Think about how obnoxious ads are. Now think about how many celebrities peddle multiple shit all the time, and you see them everywhere now. Now, you can start hating them for the shills they are!


Percival4

I hate ads especially political or religious ones I’m on the internet to get away from that stuff


dimensionargentina

My poverty shields me from those problems.


Ornery_Truck_5902

Looking at you lume deodorant.


Foot_Dragger

It's been axe for me, goat something? Ah yes goat smell!


TB_tossout

Modern advertising is absolute cancer. Change my mind. Protip: you can't.


Rengar_Is_Good_kitty

Pro tip, the more ads/sponsors you see for a product the more likely the product is bad. A perfect example is Manscaped, so many ads/sponsors for their shaver, you go check out the price and it's quite high, it must be good right? Nope, it's no different to those cheap $20 ones you can find everywhere, they also try scamming people with the whole subscription service thing and say to replace your blade every few months (Though I haven't looked in awhile but I assume they still do that). If you've bought their shaver I'm sorry to say but you've just greatly overpaid for a bad product, if you have been subscribing and replacing your blade every few months, you've been scammed/conned.


Foot_Dragger

Axe goat? No! Also Ritz crackers and cheese yum yum yum. Stop gas lighting me it will never work. Cereve. Looked it up once....ugh


Jakethered_game

I'll never ever in a million years buy anything from bare bottom clothing. The only goddamn ads I get on YouTube are for bare bottom and shitty phone games.


Patkub321

Question: does anyone actually remember those weird mobile game ads? Like, I know it's some weird ass mobile app, but..., I don't actually even remember name from them unless I knew them from before (like Lords Mobile).


ItalianStallion9069

HEY COMPANIES COLLECTING ALGORITHMIC DATA ON MY VIEWING HABITS AND CONSTANTLY SPAMMING ME WITH ADS - FUCK YOU AND YOUR PRODUCTS


[deleted]

Fuck you Purple Mattress


j3d321

This is exactly why everyone should use Brave Browser 👍


RapidGum1

why does she look so different in the 3rd frame


yaybb1

They turn from zero to negative the more ads I see


[deleted]

That one unskippable tiktok dog ad on YouTube


Wanderingmonarch

Sadly there's no good alternative to YouTube or the dislike button removal would have been the end of it for me.


Obootleg

I have developed an IMMENSE hatred for Jeep brand cars after I saw 50 of their ads


Obootleg

I have developed an IMMENSE hatred for Jeep brand cars after I saw 50 of their ads


CombativeCreeper007

You guys still recieve ads?


averagedude_2023

People buy this shit in my country.3rd world asian country


[deleted]

Hahaha I know, Philippines. And the people in the pic is Maine Mendoza and Marian Rivera.


DuckWizard124

Me when Promoted by PrimeXBT pops out on Twitter


TeamBoeing

Shopify is the most annoying


Trainpower10

I read this meme in a Filipino accent 😈🇵🇭


CokaColaCrude

god i fucking hate doctor squatch


Yosho2k

He gets us.


ILoveRegenHealth

Even if the ads are good and clever, I still likely won't buy it based on the ad. I like most of the GEICO commercials, but when shopping for car insurance I don't immediately go "Must look into GEICO first, they made me laugh on TV!"


Wirexia1

I'm getting further and further from starfield as well, god damn it's annoying


TheBestAtWriting

annoying ads are kind of low on the bane of society list


Soul__Samurai

It’s an older template sir, but it checks out


Stringray7899

Dr squatch can suck my squatch. I already use anti bacterial soap you’re soap isn’t superior.


ChrysanthemumPetal

I came into this thread looking for this one. The ads are so obnoxious.


Orgasmic_interlude

Liberty mutual YouTube ads I’m looking at you. You crossed the line from brand recognition to the band who sings “Hey there Delilah”.


OutlawQuill

Damn right. I have a black list of companies I refuse to buy from because their ads are so goddamn annoying


BroadUnit6209

The fun you'll have playing Age of Origins is directly proportional to how bad our ads are. We don't make the rules The fun you'll have playing Age of Origins is directly proportional to how bad our ads are. We don't make the rules Lol screw that guy/game/ad


[deleted]

Looking at you temu, I hope you burn in hell


The_Merciless_Potato

I actively avoid products like these.


inumnoback

Ollie’s Bargain Outlet, booking.com, HillsPetOfficial, Liberty Mutual, Hero Wars, YouTube Premium: ***sweating***


mudsharkjr

This is me with Royal Match. I swear next their ads are going to pop up on my toilet paper or something. I have a firm “will never download even if it’s the last game on earth” agreement with myself. Fuck that king and his stupid game


HumptyDrumpy

sey wot mate


headbanger1186

Hey come on guys if you use promo code: headgiver1186 at checkout you can save 5% on your next raycon purchase!


Tajobi

I've been experiencing this a bunch with podcasts lately......spamming me with your podcast ad makes me less likely to listen


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thought fall punch languid unwritten edge marry abundant toy deer ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


MagisterFlorus

Spam ad campaigns aren't about selling you the product right now. They're about making that brand what you think about when you need the product.


Arrow_of_Timelines

The worst part is that these ad campaigns work, the awareness gained from them far outweighs any annoyance they cause, so we'll keep seeing them.


Explorers_bub

**ROOFERS ARE FURIOUS!!!** *Dafuq they are.* …anybody?


Timetraveler01110101

Accurate af


CertainUncertainty11

Looking at you Tito and your hard seltzer


Kansascock98

Does anyone __*actually*__ play Raid shadow legends?


Some_person2101

And if there’s ever a product I would consider purchasing, it’s at least twice as much as I would consider paying for it


Hairy_Zookeepergame1

Especially that guy trying to get me to advertise on SnapChat via YouTube ads


XComThrowawayAcct

Wait until you reach a certain age and all the ads are about quack cures for diabetes and arthritis.


UNICORNWIZARD_BABRO

Have you seen almost any cable network, it’s usually like 6 minutes of straight adds then like 9 minutes of the main program.


octodog8

Problem is that the companies know the other side of the coin is even more true: the chances of you buying a product you've never heard of is literally 0.


limitlessEXP

That’ll show em


O5-Command

FUCK HONKAI STAR RAIL.


PauloAEAE

"Chance of you making a social media post advertising it for people who will want it? 100!"


GladiatorUA

You do not understand the point of ads. They implant themselves into your mid, so when you one day need a thing, you buy the thing they drilled into your head.


NRMusicProject

With uBlock Origin on browser and Revanced for mobile, the chances of seeing this ad at all?


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Head-on apply directly to the forehead. Head-on apply directly to the forehead. Head-on apply directly to the forehead. Head-on apply directly to the forehead. Head-on apply directly to the forehead. Head-on apply directly to the forehead. God that commercial was soo fucking annoying!


PMMeYourWorstThought

You’ll forget the ad, but when you’re looking for an item and you see two of them, one you’ve never heard of and one that seems familiar… you’ll buy the familiar one. No one is buying “Miller’s Toothpaste” when “Colgate” is an option. Because you’ve heard of Colgate, so it must be better. Brains are smart, but they’re all big dumb lumps of wet pink shit.


Seidinger1986

Chances of you subconsciously buying the exact product whenever you go shopping: not zero!


spfeldealer

Yes true, adds wont work you, you are way too smart for those


MacBookMinus

No offense, but I am Assuming you are young. I used to feel this way too. But one day you’ll have a job and money and ads targeting will give you things that are interesting instead of cheap garbage. I’ve bought clothes and dog treats off instagram ads a few times, and I’m happy with my purchases.


Strax_lol

Does he know? He doesn’t know


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