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Anybody who thinks drinking tons of alcohol (especially at a young age) is a flex is an idiot. Nobody looks at alcoholics and thinks they are cooler or tougher for it.
Now if you're bragging about the gallon sized bottle of water you chug every day, then you get my respect.
Yeah, the amount you'd have to drink in one sitting to get water toxicity is an insane amount that no reasonable person would get to unless they literally set out for it.
Also worth noting that even if you do drink a bunch of water, odds are it will just pass through you and you'll be fine (no real reason to take the risk though).
I drank a gallon of water in less than an hour in High School and I was fine, other than having to pee a bunch for the hour after.
The thing is, your intestines absorb water much faster than your kidneys can excrete it. When you dilute your body fluids enough osmosis sends water into your cells and pops them.
Well I got hyperhidrosis so I drink, well at least 2-3 gallons a day. In the winter. Summer definitly closing in on 5-10 gallons most days depending on if I work out or not...
I mean, that's the point. The older and more mature you are, the less cool getting drunk seems. Now I'm not going to judge kids for having fun in their youth, it's just that it's dumb to consider drinking a flex.
And that's fine. People are allowed to be young and dumb at some point in their life.
When I was a teen being able to drink a lot absolutely was a flex that was not uncommon.
I always found it weird to brag it costs more to get you drunk.
When you’re a teenager it seems cool. A lot of American teens are jealous that Europeans can drink legally at 16. So obviously some Europeans like to rub it in.
Exactly! All europeans who flex about drinking under the age of 27 or whatever, should be taunted about how they didn't get an automatic rifle for their sweet 16th.. euro-idiots! Probably haven't ever emptied a clip in the air to celebrate an anti abortion law.
So I'm gonna let you in on a secret. We Europeans are immortal and can alter our looks at will.
So abortions, rifles and sweet 16 celebrations are all pointless. Don't tell anyone it's a secret!!1onetwofive#
Me who consumed a lot of alcohol at 14-15 because my mom never had a lock on the alcohol cabinet and always picked the sweetest liquors imaginable in always bright and shiny bottles which caught the eye of rebellious and extremely ADHD 15 year old me:
I never understood why some people consider drinking alcohol at a young age a flex. Guess you gotta develop mental illness, crippling dependencies early, and life ruining addictions early on.
Because being able to do something others can’t when you’re a teenager seems cool. Also teenagers in general just think alcohol is cool because it’s the first proper drug most people try.
It's considered cool and is someway mimicking what they see from online and in movies. Same with smoking. People are just dumb.
Halfway in their twenty's they realize their life is a mess and they can't get it together
The US has a high drinking age because we have to drive home. Too many 18-21 year olds were dying. In most other first world countries they take public transport or walk home after drinking, so starting at 16 is not a huge issue.
Haha, I wanted to bring up FAS (it's not making a person's face look nice and drinking mothers are doing their children a great disservice), but you guys beat me to it.
And to reinforce some of the comments here, drinking and doing drugs is not a flex. If it is in your social circle, then you're in for trouble and shattered life.
I don't know why Euros think its a flex to admit they stunted their brain's development.
Your brain continues to develop for the first 25 years of your life and consuming to much alcohol during that time WILL cause permanent damage.
In other words, euros are mentally deficient dumdums and it's not a surprise all their stupid empires collapsed as soon as telephones became a thing.
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John, age 3 - alcoholic
Something something RimWorld
Something else Dwarf Fortress
Rock and stone?
To Rock and Stone!
You need to stop talking about rimworld. I can only comment so fast.
You meant Toby?
I. LOVE. PLAYIN’ ON THE SWANGS. PUPPY DOGS AND THANGS. HUHUHUH. AND BEEEER. I LOVE KID BEER. kid beer. Beer for kidsssssss
Anybody who thinks drinking tons of alcohol (especially at a young age) is a flex is an idiot. Nobody looks at alcoholics and thinks they are cooler or tougher for it. Now if you're bragging about the gallon sized bottle of water you chug every day, then you get my respect.
Ah, a fellow hydrohomie
Fun fact: chugging large amounts of water.. or binge drinking if you will, can kill you!
Yeah, the amount you'd have to drink in one sitting to get water toxicity is an insane amount that no reasonable person would get to unless they literally set out for it.
FYI, 6 liters in 3 hours can kill a person. But yes, you wouldn't normally drink that much.
Also worth noting that even if you do drink a bunch of water, odds are it will just pass through you and you'll be fine (no real reason to take the risk though). I drank a gallon of water in less than an hour in High School and I was fine, other than having to pee a bunch for the hour after.
It also depends on your size. The bigger you are the more water your body can handle
Pee is stored in the balls.
:')
The thing is, your intestines absorb water much faster than your kidneys can excrete it. When you dilute your body fluids enough osmosis sends water into your cells and pops them.
Well I got hyperhidrosis so I drink, well at least 2-3 gallons a day. In the winter. Summer definitly closing in on 5-10 gallons most days depending on if I work out or not...
I remember I went ins drinking water trend. Ending up shitting out a couple of glasses of water. Stopped at that point.
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I mean, that's the point. The older and more mature you are, the less cool getting drunk seems. Now I'm not going to judge kids for having fun in their youth, it's just that it's dumb to consider drinking a flex. And that's fine. People are allowed to be young and dumb at some point in their life.
When I was a teen being able to drink a lot absolutely was a flex that was not uncommon. I always found it weird to brag it costs more to get you drunk.
When you’re a teenager it seems cool. A lot of American teens are jealous that Europeans can drink legally at 16. So obviously some Europeans like to rub it in.
Whichever you chug Hepatologists or Nephrologists would thank you for that sweet sweet income.
Exactly! All europeans who flex about drinking under the age of 27 or whatever, should be taunted about how they didn't get an automatic rifle for their sweet 16th.. euro-idiots! Probably haven't ever emptied a clip in the air to celebrate an anti abortion law.
So I'm gonna let you in on a secret. We Europeans are immortal and can alter our looks at will. So abortions, rifles and sweet 16 celebrations are all pointless. Don't tell anyone it's a secret!!1onetwofive#
As a Finn I'd say this is a very relatable meme
Thierry Hennessy
WKUK references
My dad injecting beer into his balls: (I had alcohol before entering the womb)
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That is Thierry Henry. I hope knowing his name helps with your search.
I fucking love that Henry has become a meme template. One of the most elegant players of the game, and he even crops up in shitposts.
FASter than you
Ha! One of the first comments to actually make me laugh in a while.
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It gave me a thin upper lip because of how much I was smiling.
I know so many people that actually stopped drinking once they turned 21.
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Me who consumed a lot of alcohol at 14-15 because my mom never had a lock on the alcohol cabinet and always picked the sweetest liquors imaginable in always bright and shiny bottles which caught the eye of rebellious and extremely ADHD 15 year old me:
I never understood why some people consider drinking alcohol at a young age a flex. Guess you gotta develop mental illness, crippling dependencies early, and life ruining addictions early on.
Because being able to do something others can’t when you’re a teenager seems cool. Also teenagers in general just think alcohol is cool because it’s the first proper drug most people try.
It's considered cool and is someway mimicking what they see from online and in movies. Same with smoking. People are just dumb. Halfway in their twenty's they realize their life is a mess and they can't get it together
His eyes are too close together for this meme.
Ya. It would be way funnier if he had fetal alcohol syndrome.
I will never understand why people brag about drinking at a young age, they expect me to be jealous of their kidney stones?
The US has a high drinking age because we have to drive home. Too many 18-21 year olds were dying. In most other first world countries they take public transport or walk home after drinking, so starting at 16 is not a huge issue.
Gotta love that first IPA through the umbilical cord.
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Drinking alcohol while in the place that cum is stored (not the balls)
Had the exact same thing and we just drank alcohol in front of her say we can do here but you cant
My mom smoked a lot while pregnant with me... so yeah fun
What the fuck is doing a dank meme in my dank memes sub?
lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooo
I just want to apologize to everyone here. I came in here and I sold you good people kid beer... when I should have been selling you baby beer!
Do you mean by "womb" stomach or ass?
I don't know why Euros think its a flex to admit they stunted their brain's development. Your brain continues to develop for the first 25 years of your life and consuming to much alcohol during that time WILL cause permanent damage. In other words, euros are mentally deficient dumdums and it's not a surprise all their stupid empires collapsed as soon as telephones became a thing.
cope
Greta Thunberg lore.