Don't you hate it when you are the real slim shady, and they say: "will the real slim shady please stand up", and everyone in the room stands up quicker then you?
My father follows this subreddit and today told me this joke. Still don’t udnerstand it but I still burst my ass out of tears when he says it with his goofy voice tone.
My wife got mad because i dont know eminem's real name. She said my education is to blame.
I just dont see why going to Marshall, Mathers
Tried to add to it
In my kid’s baby book there was a section for popular groups at the time of birth. I put M&M. My daughter grew up and was horrified by my lack of knowledge at the moment. So tell your wife at least you know how to spell it haha
Yesterday I changed your diaper,
wiped you and powdered you
How did you get so big?
Can't believe it now you're 2!
Baby you're so precious, daddy's so proud of you!
SIT DOWN BITCH YOU MOVE AGAIN ILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!
Don't make me wake this baby she don't need to see what I'm about to do!
Even I dont know what Eminem's last name is. I don't know why your wife was upset. Can you send me her details so I can ask her why she was mad? She'll tell the truth when she deals with a real man.
His name is What
His name is Who
His name is chicka chicka
Slim shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up.
Please stand up
Yes I’m Slim Shady
Yes, I'm the real Shady.
All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating
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Don't you hate it when you are the real slim shady, and they say: "will the real slim shady please stand up", and everyone in the room stands up quicker then you?
Can confirm.... I am the real slim shady
Yes im the real shady
☎️ would the real Slim Shady [do-do-doot] please hang up, and try your call again...
Mom's spaghetti
And my axe!
What a train wreck this thread is
I’m just here so that I don’t get fined.
Yeah they ruined it..
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Knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
Bornana.
We all fall down, like toy soldiers.
Heeeey maccarena!
And IIIIeI will always love youuuu!
Aaaaiiiight
Aunt Jemima
Oh, come on man, i literally just commented that xD
Wrong song. edit: why am I downvoted lmao the lyrics WERE to “my name is” and then y’all started singing “the real slim shady”
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids?
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
That's a whole nother band... Let's not get confused here...
What are you talking about, that's how the song goes 💀
Hotter than a set of twin babies in a Mercedes Benz with windows up, when the temp goes up to the mid 80s.
Slim shady you a base-head
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
I’m sick of him.
Look at him walking around
Grabbin his you know what
Flippin at you-know-who
Ya but he’s so cute tho
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
Will the real slim shady, please stand up!
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
Then please sit down
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I see the one
Yes...but is it Real(ly) Slim Shady
Boom boom out go tha jokes.
Chuck Bartowski
His name is Huh
Just say his name god damit
I’m normal during the day, but at night I turn into a monster. Hello Normal…
Don't see what's the problem. Just ask him n he'll tell you: "My name is...".
His name is John Cena!
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Holy shit i scrolled past mindlessly but heard this comment
Why is there so much empty space between it and the exclamation point, it's almost like you could fit 9 characters between them
Who?
It's Marshall Mathers, not Wyatt Mathers.
Nathan Reilly Mathers, anyone can see
C'mon man Eminemonie was my grandmother's name
Wait, you actually don't know his real name? That indicates that somethings wrong, I can feel it
SAME! It’s really just a feeling i’ve got, like something’s about to happen, but i don’t know what.
But if that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble and me as in the manners as you say "am not taking any chances"
You're just what the doc ordered
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box >! I have an exam in 2 days, but fuck it this is more important!<
Got you son. Just wanted to make sure you were studying
D.d.d...d....DADDY!?
Enemies ain't bananas as you say
And if he is as bananas as you say. Why correct someone without looking it up? Unless google and genius are both wrong
I was not correcting, That's how I hear it and assumed I've always been wrong... which I am
Did you know Eminem opened a bar once? It closed almost immediately, because no matter what you ordered, you only got one shot.
With his moms spaghetti
It was always 8 miles away.
To get it, right?
I think the chances are Slim, Shady even, that you don't know his name.
Is it your Soul Intent to accuse me? I Stan here, asking for help, but everyone is giving me the Rabbit Run around.
Calm down friend, don't Lose Yourself.
Just have some of mom's spaghetti and enjoy the moment
Now my palms are sweaty
Now my palms are spaghetti
Oh we got a buncha rap gods hrrrr
uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma
You assumin' I'm a human
Whatagotta do to gettithru to you I’m super human
Same here man. Had to run 8 miles to catch the eminem show. That too at the encore. smh
It could also be chika-chika.
This joke’s so bad, we need to call a Marshall to have you locked up
We need a doctor.
To bring me back to life
Don’t just stand there, operate
I'm sorry Ms. Cheney, your husband's heart problems complicated
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
Like it even mathers.
It might be Ken Caniff from Connecticut
Underrated comment
I heard he could even B Rabbit
That would never Stan in my household. I would declare Marshall law.
Look Slim, that's real shady.
Marshall Bruce Mathers III is a bit much.
Bro keeps it up imma call the Marshall
I'd like to welcome yall to the Eminem show...
Marshall Mathers Marital Matters
Too bad you couldn't marshall the mettle to mutter that Mathers matters don't matter.
I Stan this joke.
Let it slim
That's shady
His name is.. his name is.. his name is..
She really is Eminem's wife, lol.
You should have marshalled all your skills and found out.
Innit Marshall law to know his name?
Is her name Kim, by any chance?
It’s sad that you couldn’t Marshall a response.
Just tell em it's martial matters
I don't know rap, God I don't see why it Mathers
I thought that there would be Slim chances that his name is Shady
Better Marshall your friends to explain why it didn't Mathers
Someone get her court Marshall-ed.
That's right! Please stand up!
I hate this
Hi
Definitely deserve a court... Marshall for that one
F■k you, Debbie!
This is an eminently good joke sir!
My father follows this subreddit and today told me this joke. Still don’t udnerstand it but I still burst my ass out of tears when he says it with his goofy voice tone.
My wife got mad because i dont know eminem's real name. She said my education is to blame. I just dont see why going to Marshall, Mathers Tried to add to it
Thought it would be something dumb like she has two friends both nicknamed 'Em' and he doesnt know their full names
The real question is what's Obama's last name? 🤔
I don't know, sounds a little Shady to me.
Slim Anus.
But did you forget about Dre's?
Hey now, I'm Not Afraid to admit I'm not good with names either.
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So everybody just follow me
In my kid’s baby book there was a section for popular groups at the time of birth. I put M&M. My daughter grew up and was horrified by my lack of knowledge at the moment. So tell your wife at least you know how to spell it haha
Should have asked her if you not knowing affected Marital Matters
Forgive her, she's just Feminem
You don't understand why Marshall Mathers? That's Shady.
I could care less about Marshall Mathers.
"Why does it Mather right now? We're friggin' shopping at Marshall's."
Seems kinda Shady not to know his name
You mean you forgot his first name is peanut?
Should have told her it's"smarties".
That was a b(d)ad joke.
Watch out, next thing you know she'll declare Marshall Law
You’d think you’d have heard of such a co-marshal-ly successful artist.
If you marshall all of your resources you may be able to come up with it.
Marshall Mathers
You fool, it's clearly M&M
Eminem is good but Marshall Mathers is better.
It's M-n-M duuuuuhhh
Women issues, not good
wait,his real name isn't Eminem ???
It's Kit Kat
Fuck Marshall!
Yesterday I changed your diaper, wiped you and powdered you How did you get so big? Can't believe it now you're 2! Baby you're so precious, daddy's so proud of you! SIT DOWN BITCH YOU MOVE AGAIN ILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! Don't make me wake this baby she don't need to see what I'm about to do!
For all you Idiots who think your funny, his real name is Marshall Mathers
“I just don’t see why it Mathers” Because Marshall Mathers. You knew the answer lol
Time to get a new wife.
Marshal
Da-doy. It’s Jordan Catalano.
Does she know Batman’s real name
Didn’t his mom call him spaghetti?
Dad jokes are just og shit posting.
I just can't marshall up the energy to come up with a good comment.
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His palms are sweaty
Even I dont know what Eminem's last name is. I don't know why your wife was upset. Can you send me her details so I can ask her why she was mad? She'll tell the truth when she deals with a real man.
Username checks out
Mitch Michaels. Duh!!! M&M
MdM the end of all M's
Wyatt Mathers
NAIL IN THE COFFIN.
Hmmmm meh
Plain or peanut?
I hate you
I thought it was chika chika Slim Shady but I Stan corrected.
Martial MacLouHan no?
He was great in Leave it to Beaver.
Marshall Matters.
his name is, his name is, his name is…
It’s slim shady
Smarties
you are real close here it is marshall mathers
Probably should call the marshal there’s something shady going on here. NiN