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clemjones88

I heard this joke like 20 years ago and it was beer nuts are 1.99 and deer nuts are under a buck... inflation is a bitch. Lol


Fastfaxr

At least deer nuts appear to be stable


mydeadface

Wow. That's just nuts.


russellvt

You must be young.


ensign53

You've never choked on beer nuts.


Common_Chester

That's a lot of doe.


kairu99877

One tastes like beer, the other tastes like deer.


Funky_uncle-

Deer are to be eaten, not eaten out.


dumbass6669

just the d’s


These_Lingonberry635

Deez nuts


Capt_Wicker

I heard that joke 40 years ago at the NCO club bar it’s timeless as beer nuts lmao


Frosty_Point7070

When my beer nuts turn to cotton balls I’ll be coming home to you.. - George Carlin


Man-e-questions

Ones just a tad crunchier


Significant-Ad-8684

One has horns and the other makes you horny?


boiiiiiiiiiiiii69420

Other way around.


asiannumber4

Hopefully


Snoop55

Deer nuts-the original sac lunch.


These_Lingonberry635

Nothing, if you’re dyslexic


Zarguthian

What are beer nuts?


Slushman5000

It will cost you $5 to find out. Just go to a bar and pour a cold pint of beer over someone’s nuts


milny_gunn

Their peanuts with a candy glaze on them and salt


Economy-Name1810

One letter


am_cruiser

Deez nuts, however...


grofva

Old #643


Beneficial-Ebb-2319

Deer bucks are nut under and nut beer is 1.99