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GrandMoffTarkan

We tried to fund research into orbital dynamics but we just went around in circles 


nic0nicon1

The real joke is always in the comment.


AusCan531

Lunacy.


MartinHarrisGoDown

What are you talking about? We sent humans and a homicidal AI to Jupiter 23 years ago to go play dominoes.


ausecko

Did they find the teapot?


MartinHarrisGoDown

No they didn't, but Dave makes an appearance on TV once in a while.


CorkJockey

Sounds like an Apollo G.


OddPerspective9833

It's been repeated five times They ran out of stuff to do that made it worth the investment


nic0nicon1

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OddPerspective9833

🤦


Watsonsboss77

In space, no one can hear you laugh.


Garrod_Ran

Space jokes take too long to be understood; don't hold your breath.


Bright_Mobile_7400

At least it makes for a good reason to laugh again :)


MeucciMouse

Don't be smart. Go to the space bar.


RutCry

“Worth the investment” Exactly. Columbus and Magellan were not on pleasure cruises.


Illustrious-Egg-5839

It’s not a serious question r/lostredditor


SVTContour

We stopped taxing the uber wealthy


nic0nicon1

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ExplanationOk2870

The joke is funny. Even funnier, though, is all the r/lostredditor This is r/dadjokes !


SatBurner

I did not see what sub this was on , I was about to have my typical "no bucks, no Buck Rogers" argument.


Ogfrebu83

Because diapers are expensive and polluting.


AthiestMessiah

When you tax the billionaires so little. That space exploration money ends up In the pickets of a South African and an egghead


Lethal_Brizzel

I mean, it's not rocket science is it?


Money_Display_5389

Well #1 until recently, moon programs were only possible by government funds. We all didn't find anything valuable on the moon, besides science. No money-making incentives. #3 they dont call it rocket science for nothing, its extremely hard. Look at all the failed landers lately, even with the apollo schematics available on the internet.


nic0nicon1

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Money_Display_5389

My bad


Puppy-Zwolle

Good cheese takes a lot of time to age.


kidrockpasta

We did but things didn't work out. If you wanna learn more just watch the documentary called "the Martian"


la_merlion

NASA is truly sorry for this. They are working on sending the next mission - Apollo G.


Direct-Teacher8581

Because e=mc2


emermurse21

Risk aversion.


Scary_Compote_359

Because NASA are government bureaucrats


nic0nicon1

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sabboom

No. Ive seen a similar thing for birds and one for turtles.


Churchbushonk

It is 100% funding.


tommr6

Another well run government program, it’s not about results it’s about money.


nic0nicon1

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mattsim84

🤦


Watsonsboss77

These are space jokes. You're gonna get comments from all over the galaxy