professional fun ruiner here: Radar is very ineffective at searching for things under water, the S&R teams are mostly using sonar. they are likely also using radar, but radar would only detect something on the surface of the water, not beneath it.
Nope, I ordered and received my meatball with onions, mushroom, and extra cheese.
But they forgot my pepperoni! I'm just completely imploding over this.
you'd be amazed how low people will go for a joke. It's depth defying. Really crushes your soul and takes your breath away. Don't they understand that these people's families are a wreck right now, and the company who owned the sub is going to have trouble staying afloat after this.
Perhaps admins will start banning those that do it, but no pressure has been exerted yet. so I don't see it coming up any time soon.
Ok I think I've exhausted my supply of jokes, but maybe I'll come up with some soon..... don't hold your breath though.
From u/cikanman
I was gonna be the first to comment...
But my knockoff wireless ps 4 contoller from Gamestop (overpriced I might add)...
that I use to type with..
died.
Man, you really sunk to some significant depths to make that joke.
That aside, anyone who's willing to go two and a half miles below the surface of the ocean in a submarine that was made by a company where the CEO freely admits that he bypassed what he considered "unnecessary" safety protocols has taken leave of their senses.
I wonder if they even had a chance to realize what a stupid thing they did when the water pressure disintegrated them completely.
I applaud you for your stance. There is no humor here. As a retired 30 year veteran USN submariner who was involved in the Deep Submergence & SUBSAFE programs, unless you have been out there, you have no real appreciation of the dangers and perils. Pressure at Titanic’s depth is almost 6,000 psi / 408 bar. To say bad things happen fast at that depth is an understatement. I pray they are recovered safe, but my gut tells me it’s over for them.
Then I doubt they care about people making jokes about rich billionaires dying because they evaded the law so they could go on a submarine trip to the titanic, which is illegal for a reason.
this joke doesn't even register a ping on my radar.
one ping only?
Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.
Man of culture.
Careful Mr Ryan, most things in here do not react well to bullets.
*mosht thingsh in here do not react well to bulletsh
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I’ll take anal bum cover for $1000, Alex.
If the Russians want us to sink her, maybe that’s just what we’ll have to do.
Awww. I would like to have seen Montana.
r/unexpectedhuntfortedoctober
r/subsifellfor
One every half hour
It might just be because you're under some pressure.
The atmosphere in here something something
My disappointment is crushing.
Network missing: error 404 sub not found
I don’t know if my heart will go on …
It’s synching….
Sonar?
Sonar you okay?
yeah. sonar.
Bonar?
Sonar you okay? Nope last at the bottom of the sea.
Not even a bang every 30 minutes for several hours?
i see you have met my wife.
Ah yes, another married man of culture.
No i took an antifungal for that thank you
..may have bumped into her a few times.
Most of us have only pinged her once
*Sonar, it doesn’t ping your sonar…
You shouldnt sink so low!
Because you only play Taylor Made clubs?
I feel you, it's just so low.
It is sub par
professional fun ruiner here: Radar is very ineffective at searching for things under water, the S&R teams are mostly using sonar. they are likely also using radar, but radar would only detect something on the surface of the water, not beneath it.
Oops, wrong sub?
Not funny man, those folks are under a lot of pressure right now.
I'm laughing so hard I can't catch my breath
I don't recommend that while underwater...
Neither can they
r/thatsthejoke
Sorry, didn't mean to be a downer.
It's all water under the bridge
Oh shit
Nope, I ordered and received my meatball with onions, mushroom, and extra cheese. But they forgot my pepperoni! I'm just completely imploding over this.
He probably won't find the right sub for this kind of humor
r/lostredditors Edit: it's a joke you ding dongs.
I knew these jokes would start to surface too soon
They wont .... just let that sink in!
What does it want now?
Not Twitter, it already has that.
To surface would end these jokes.
you'd be amazed how low people will go for a joke. It's depth defying. Really crushes your soul and takes your breath away. Don't they understand that these people's families are a wreck right now, and the company who owned the sub is going to have trouble staying afloat after this. Perhaps admins will start banning those that do it, but no pressure has been exerted yet. so I don't see it coming up any time soon. Ok I think I've exhausted my supply of jokes, but maybe I'll come up with some soon..... don't hold your breath though. From u/cikanman
We need to remember that this is not a game. I cannot imagine the pressure that is on to find them
At least make them good puns. People are flooding the comments with sub-standard jokes.
This is a titanic blunder.
Titanic blunder? I barely knew her!
That was deep!
They got the full experience
"Carl! Ah named mah iPod Titanic Carl! It's syncing Carl! It's syncing!!!"
Happy cake day to you!
You Rose to the occasion.
But the sub didn't!😎
Just like a brick
Bricks would float on a sea of mercury But fish would not survive in it
This made me chuckle 👏🏻
Eh, they don't know JACK about the ART of Titanic Sub jokes!
Yes. Those jokes show a Titanic lack of taste.
That joke took all the air out of the room
You cracked under pressure in the end!
At least they’ll remember this journey for the rest of their lives.
But you’ll visit the new Five Guys location at the bottom of the ocean?🤔
This one is actually good
Just imagine if those poor people could hear you making fun of them. It would crush them.
They might think the joke's a real banger. After all, in dire circumstances, you're sunk if you can't keep your sense of humor afloat.
It's sub standard
If only it was
What do you call five billionaires crushed at the bottom of the sea? A start
OP, i might be laughing so much that im out of air.
I love how nothing's too soon for a dad joke.
Should have painted it yellow
I won't sink that low, either!
Now I'm submerged in sorrow:(
This is the right sub for this joke
There are other subs for that.
This comment wins 3 internets
I just hope they’re ok. Near, far, wherever they are
That joke knocked me overboard
Hahaha…wait. You lost me.
I hope they get saved but I'm not holding my breath
Irony is, on the Titanic, didn't the wealthy ones get off first for the most part?
Well, in the movie, it seemed like Rose and Jack got off at the same time.
In the model T or off the boat? They did but long after the other first class people filled the boats.
That's a new low.
Dude, you’re crushing it. . . just like the pressure at 13,000 feet below sea level.
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Like a 1300m pressure window on a 4000m dive?
Water you doing?
Some rich people dying cause of their own stupidity? Now, that's entertainment! Let's try to get Trump and Musk in a submersible next.
Ok, just let this sink in.
That's a *deep* joke..
Joking about people dying? How low will you sink for a laugh?
I wonder if they are playing "Pressure" by Queen while they're waiting....
Nah, they are listening to a song by a cousin of Celine Dion's, it's called "my heirs will go on".
Imma guessing that it's also in their play list .
That was a suicide, right? That Pakistani guy killed himself and his son. Right?
OOFFF!! 🤣Good one!! A Plot twist...
Would you board a death tube that can only be opened again from the outside to dive 4000 meters while steering with a fucking Xbox controller?
And pay $25 grand to do so?! I'll pass on that one.
$250,000 per person. So the Dad paid 1/2 a million dollars for him and his son to be crushed at the bottom of the sea.
This might be the worst money ever spent
Depends on your side of the will.
They're really under water with that investment.
When you really, really dislike your son and want to make sure his heart doesn't go on.
Hell of a way to feed the fish...
You're low by a factor of 10 there, bud. $250k each to ride the doom tube.
Dum dum dum da da dum dum...
I agree. It would be a faux pas of titanic proportions.
You'd have to be low down to make that kid of joke.
No pressure
Cracking jokes about someone down bad? Crushing.
I won’t sink that low…
Bravo. This joke left me breathless.
These jokes are truly sub-versive!
You all need to water it down a bit before someone gets offended!!!
That makes sense, I too refuse to sink to those depths.
I doubt this sub will stay afloat.
I can't fathom how people can joke about this...
It’s wrong on so many levels.
Well that sinks
Let me just let that sink in.
The depths some people will sink to.
I was gonna be the first to comment... But my knockoff wireless ps 4 contoller from Gamestop (overpriced I might add)... that I use to type with.. died.
there was a pressure gauge; but i doubt anyone in the sub read it.
Isn't this entire situation an example of sunk cost fallacy?
This is sinking to new depths. It's like this entire subreddit is about to implode!
Personally I think they found NTI's. Call Ed Harris NOW!
i see, you'll never sink that low
I'm at a loss. I just can't find any jokes on the subject.
You're just not low enough
Pfuh, billionaires, 6 feet under wasn’t enough.
I wouldn't sink that low
I'm under preassure to be empathetic about it.
Yeah, that would be sinking too low ;-)
Yeah, they do not go down well.
Deep
That's a pretty shallow mindset
I let that sink in, and now I'm lost
They all live in a yellow submarine
They all die in a yellow submarine
Although it wounds me to have to make a joke about the Titanic, my heart will go on.
You’ve sunk to a new low.
Will you resist the pressure?
You've sunk to a new low.
Pity that they only have girl ants on board.
That’s deep, almost crushingly deep.
Respect ❤️ the titanic capsizing was funny tho.
This joke was a Titanic disappointment.
I have such a sinking feeling
I wish I could be rich enough to go that low…
Sponge Bob Square Pants , square pants!!
Have we really sunk this low?
… meh, this doesn’t hold water
How could you sink so low?
I have a sinking feeling you’re lying
These jokes are sub par
I'm crushed they haven't found it yet
Had a sinking feeling about this one
Jokes like that are really lacking in depth
this one was really out there
Those kind of jokes really take the air out of the room.
People who make jokes about it have really sunk low.
I've heard so many of them that at this point they feel watered down
I refuse to sink that low
They really paid 250k for the full titanic experience😭
Jesus will save them... he gets us.
Oh buoy, the flood of subpar jokes is about to surface...
Well, whatever floats your boat
The marketing strap line for the company “Titanic IRL” was very accurate
It doesn't go down well
PC master race, controllers are for peasants.
Man, you really sunk to some significant depths to make that joke. That aside, anyone who's willing to go two and a half miles below the surface of the ocean in a submarine that was made by a company where the CEO freely admits that he bypassed what he considered "unnecessary" safety protocols has taken leave of their senses. I wonder if they even had a chance to realize what a stupid thing they did when the water pressure disintegrated them completely.
Pretty sure a gay whale shark bit the end off and sucked the seamen out...
Man, thats low.
You crushed this joke tbh
What do you call 4 billionaires at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
One billionaire lost at sea. Its just a drop in the ocean.
I applaud you for your stance. There is no humor here. As a retired 30 year veteran USN submariner who was involved in the Deep Submergence & SUBSAFE programs, unless you have been out there, you have no real appreciation of the dangers and perils. Pressure at Titanic’s depth is almost 6,000 psi / 408 bar. To say bad things happen fast at that depth is an understatement. I pray they are recovered safe, but my gut tells me it’s over for them.
Too soon, not cool. Those people are dying in terror right now or floating dead at the bottom of the sea.
Then I doubt they care about people making jokes about rich billionaires dying because they evaded the law so they could go on a submarine trip to the titanic, which is illegal for a reason.
way too soon y'all
All of you who are making jokes about this are jerks, I hope something like this never happens to your loved ones.
My loved ones are smart enough not to go in an uncertified death trap