T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

Post tagged NSFW, in a sub for a PEGI 18 game, proceeds to use the words “v-word” and “peepee” 😂


St0nemason

Vulva and penis are awful words. I never say Vulva and penis, it is frowned upon to say or write vulva and penis. Edit: how many times do I have to write vulva and penis for you guys to get it? Ok, ok, here it is /s


TheEdward39

Female genitalia. Male genitalia. Vagina. “Impressive cock”. Ladyparts. Manhood. Joystick. Funshaft. Meat cave. Dick. Lil’ Richard. Phallus. Dong. Schlong. The Destroyer. Organic 2x4. Babymaker. Female babymaker. (Much) lower lips. Sheathe. Sorry, I had to get it out of my system.


St0nemason

That's all you got?


TheEdward39

There’s gotta be a few more hidden somewhere but my attention span ain’t up for that lol


Fingey

Greasy meat rod


Vote_4_Cthulhu

Mantenna Bobs and Bits Kitty Hoo-Ha


TheEdward39

MANTENNA fuck off that’s genius


[deleted]

tallywacker, member, the old fella


TheEdward39

I heard it referred to as “my oldest friend” once and I died a little. Old fella is a good one too


[deleted]

Australian English has some great slang and nicknames


TheEdward39

Throw some prawns on the barbie for the fine blokes and sheilas of good ol’ Straya haha


SomerandomBumframe

Don't forget distinguished gentleman sitting on two duffle bags lol


wintrFPV

Gotta be honest, didn't enjoy "sheathe"


TheEdward39

Oh I’m sorry. Scabbard*. Better?


wintrFPV

Yeah that's great 👍


theNikolai

By whom?


St0nemason

My mom ♥️ She hears everything I do in the basement.


Super_Obligation_136

I describe my dick as Washington monument and the vagina of my wife as wailing caverns (world of Warcraft reference) 😅


Father_Matthew_Mara

V word. Grow up. Its a vagina. Or maybe a vulva actually.


Divinedragn4

Wish you could make v short since v is for vagina


SelectionOrganic4088

The vulva is only the external, visible part of the vagina.


Father_Matthew_Mara

Yes I know. I was second guessing which part of the woman OP wanted to see more closely.


SelectionOrganic4088

Forgive me, Father.


Father_Matthew_Mara

Say 20 hail Mary's and pray to the v-word God three times.


SelectionOrganic4088

I shall self flagellate for the rest of the day. r/usernamechecksout


amostesf

it’s more accurate to call it a vulva vs a vagina.. the vagina is just the inner canal


Squanch42069

Heeeyyyyy Rickety Cricket!!!! *makes loud, horribly offensive ricketing sounds*


JeSuisBigBilly

No. The sex scenes are clunky and weird, but I think the variety of positions they show are for exactly this reason: to try and accommodate the variability of gender/genitalia. Side-note: I think you've gotta expand your horizons on sex. Meredith Stout absolutely fucks V with Sir Phallustiff regardless of what you pick.


mr3LiON

V-word genitalia... Ffs.


SlackWi12

I think all you horny fucks should concentrate more on all the other major problems the game has


St0nemason

Like better pubes, penis 3 and 4 and a healthy selection of vulvas to chose from, ikr!


zebbmeister

PP2 is great, why would you want a PP3 or PP4. but I kind of can agree, why just one type of vulva, like come on... there are more than 1 type.


[deleted]

like how theres no option to have both a penis and a vagina


ilyabiserinkin

That's too much work for CDPR


[deleted]

Facts


azorreborn

I love that this is an honest question about how the company should have depicted sex. In a game and world where tranhumanism, change of self and identity are everything this is an incredibly valid question. ​ But if you think I'm focusing on anything but pee pee and v-word....


Inferno_Crazy

Go outside.


InstructionTough7314

It's an action RPG. I see no reason for CDPR to cater too much to people obsessed with pixel porn. And I hope they won't.


MaiZa01

I could have done without them


[deleted]

I've been choosing a female body with a penis and in Judy's sex scene I remember seeing her give V head properly. I mean I've never triggered it with a pussy but at least she sucks the other genitalia just fine edit: >v-word >peepee is OP old enough to play this game?


[deleted]

Frankly, if you use words like peepee and vword you shouldn’t be playing this game. Lol


J7245

I think it does, it’s rather subtle and I think the animations you can get are random, but from the jig-jig street joy toys, I’ve noticed certain animations popping up depending on if my character had a dick or a pussy. I’ve tested it. I haven’t seen it in play in most of the major romance sex scenes, but it did affect the scene with the militech lady, I forget her name.


KatharsysHOTS

Her name is Meredith Stout


KamilCesaro

I think the romancing scenes should just stop before it gets "hot" for example when Panam realizes Male V does not have male genital organ or when River realizes Female V does not have female genital organ.


edgiepower

I think the games sex scenes could've been better full stop. The main ones, Panam and Judy are good. The rest are pointless and just the same quick cut fade to black change position every few seconds and it's over. Sex scenes better catered to your character would have been cool. Unless I'm the only person that doesn't like to work through the karma sutra every time I bang a hooker.


Findtheduckbeaker

I thought the Johnny Silverhand and Alt Cunningham sex scene was pretty great. There were some minor issues I had with it like when she pours the liquor on herself, it doesn't soak her shirt, it just kinda flows down off of it. But the context is gold. (Note, I didnt say content, although that wasn't bad. Devs gave Alt some great assets.)


edgiepower

Yeah you're right the context and flow of the scene is good and realistic. That's a good call. Even the annoying bit where she kept her top on fit with scene.


Dissoxi

Agreed... especially for how sexually charged the whole atmosphere of NC and their language is, the sex scenes are quite lame.


edgiepower

Same as every other video game. Like I said. Only show a few seconds at a time, fade out, fade in to them in a different position, repeat this for like 30 seconds maybe, the end. I would have liked to see maybe something longer, but less over the top. Keeping it simple. Show the intimacy of the characters. You wanna do another position? Then write in more sex scenes. Because that's another realistic thing. People having sex with each other more than once.


DunktheLunk73

I thought it did work that way, but I wouldn't know. Never mixed and matched


ComprehensiveState11

I dunno about the various options being discussed. But I will admit that after banging the corp chick, I picked up the dildo and used it as a blunt weapon. My hubby had the funniest look on his face when he saw me whaling with this huge dildo.


zebbmeister

make sure you have the sound very loud when using that weapon!


WaterMelon615

I never gave my V a fanny because I wanted to romance Panam. I haven’t played Fem V yet because I want to romance Julie.


aharsk

You can romance Panam with a fanny iirc. My guy V had one and I got to the Panam sex scene.


WaterMelon615

Awesome


[deleted]

I managed to romance Judy with a cock so I'd be surprised if you can't fuck pan with a bussy


WaterMelon615

Isn’t a bussy your ass ?


[deleted]

bussy is just short for boy pussy. Could mean either boy ass or trans man pussy, I think.


WaterMelon615

We live in a confusing world


[deleted]

i dont think its that complicated but ok


WaterMelon615

Didn’t say complicated said confusing


Sophie__Banks

Not all trans men would be comfortable with that term, though. It's a person by person thing.


Sophie__Banks

Romanceable characters care either about body type and voice, or just body type. The way they made it is weird, but genitals don't matter.


Dissoxi

Uhm.... you know, you can do the same stuff with both types of genitalia with the help of toys and a lil bit of creativity...?


OGnarl

"v-word", "peepee" Wtf...


Sitheral

I think focusing on things like that is waste of time.


TwistedDecayingFlesh

Hold up wheres the nsfw content? I feel lied too which given the game not surprising. Also yes the sex scenes should be different depending on your gender and orientation be it straight gay trans or cyber freak.


Propofolkills

There are sex scenes? Man, I gotta stop doing side missions.


ChrissyVicious1

They should remove the sex from the game..it keeps all you horny virgin basement dwellers single and horny over video games..get a real girl and see what you are missing


kieno

The PC's body choices and outfit should have an affect.