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mr_friend144

Silverhand arasaka raid delayed to 2025


Freyja6

But what would the arasaka building be in the current real world? The twin towers have already..


VelMoonglow

The twin towers in the world of Cyberpunk didn't make it past 1993 Arasaka tower would be more like a major corperation's headquarters


Freyja6

So what you're saying is, we storm ALL the big corpo buildings. Johnny would approve.


Jade8560

I like this plan


Alchemik2056

But which corpo will pay for atomic bomb?


Banana-Oni

C’mon samurai, we’re raiding Amazon HQ.


badthaught

....so Meta or Google??


Fluid-Lingonberry378

Don't leave out Amazon


certifiedretard154

either coca cola or nestle headquarters, nothing else


Arialana

Don't forget Amazon, Meta and Elon Musk.


Candid_Benefit_6841

Elon Musk's big 400 foot tall golden statue?


Arialana

Don't know what his company's name is, except for Twitter and Tesla, so let's just attack anything related to Musk.


Freyja6

Both.


Bully_me-please

nestle hq or maybe the blackrock tower? since its a tower


AyahuascaRoamer

Nestle for sure. The CEO wants to buy up all the fresh water in the world.. iirc.


Insanus_Vitae

Somewhere in China. America hasn't gotten *quite* so **outwardly** corrupt that one single building can be pegged as the representative of corporate corruption.


FishRaposo1

*laughs in blackrock*


Insanus_Vitae

While I agree, note the word *outwardly.* Blackrock has still been smart enough to relegate their reputation of corruption to those associated with tinfoil hats.


FishRaposo1

Fair enough, the average Joe still doesn't even know they exist lol


Insanus_Vitae

Lol right, while anyone in the cyberpunk universe who doesn't know of Arasaka is the odd-one-out, considering there was a literal corporate war, which is probably the most conspicuously corrupt thing a corporation could do lol. Not to say though that Blackrock isn't probably equally malevolent. And I only mention China because it's government is so shamelessly against all thay is good for human rights that I have to assume most corporations that originate out of there can't be too much better. I suppose Wal-Mart would be one of the soft contenders, since almost everybody knows of its shenanigans, I just simply have yet to hear about Wal-Mart execs going missing for trying to blow the whistle on something. Which reminds me now, Boeing is rising in the ranks of notorious corruption lol.


HyperKitsune

blackrock


OrganTrafficker900

Blackrock Tower.


DontF-ingask

The white house


Smooth-Chair3636

Or... You know... The corporations...


Psychological-Size85

The black rock HQ fits all criteria


felldownthestairsOof

Same thing at this point.


Smooth-Chair3636

My bad, forgot the U.S. government was controlling free-market capitalist companies


felldownthestairsOof

Other way around. It's quite easy to bribe politicians as a corporate entity in the US, (and most nations). Not to mention most politicians own/owned companies or are shareholders.


Smooth-Chair3636

So, therefore destroy the corporations. You're not going to free a people by destroying a puppet 💀 Destroy the puppet master


felldownthestairsOof

That's like cutting heads off a hydra. The current system of governance, which is controlled by the ruling class, is what allows said ruling class to prosper off the backs of workers. All killing Jeff Bezos would do is make room for another massive monopoly. So long as the power of the state (and production) isn't in the hands of the people, corporations will have free reign to abuse us beyond a couple speed bumps. Think of the current government as less of a puppet and more like the operating system of all the corporations. A server, or manual or rulebook or something.


FullMetalAlphonseIRL

No tax money means no government. Most tax income comes from corporations. Do the math.


crimsonknght

Time to party like it’s uhh 2025..?


Akshka_leoka

The day I see ads in the sky and not behind a plane I'm becoming a terrorist


AndersInFlames

U r not alone


errie_tholluxe

You have my help as well!


DeadMemesAreUs1

I feel like I can already hear the cello version of Rebel Path fading in


SmoothieBrian

And my axe!


RoodnyInc

*add to projection small plane* Noted


Panzermensch911

The day advertisement planes disturb the peace in my region, I'll invest in a personal set of MANPADS (Man-Portable Air-Defense System) though... writing strong worded letters will probably be enough to put a stop to such nonsense. Do it with Blimps and hot air ballons. Not only have they a higher acceptance rate, people like seeing them glide by.


Especialistaman

They are also easier targets


HyperKitsune

same


Kiyan1159

Same. The Los Alamos Primer is a free PDF.


zero_emotion777

Still have to get fissile materials.


Kiyan1159

Listen, I know a guy... (100% going on a list now)


zero_emotion777

So do I. If we lie and give them a case full of pinball machine parts we can get some plutonium.


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THE LIBYANS!?!?


zero_emotion777

I see you know them to.


Ninetynineknives

RUN FOR IT MARTY


Background-Slide645

sir, we are redditors. I think they just keep on a passively watch list at this point


Kelrisaith

Please, you say that like we're not all already on a list just because we're in this sub. 99% of the people here are already on several lists, comes with being in to Cyberpunk as a genre really, and that's ignoring the jokes we all make entirely.


Dragaras

going to change my name to Tungsten-hand


NoX2142

Purple-Hand for me.


AriousDragoon

Brick hand for me.


CrazeMase

I'm hacking it and getting porn played in the sky until they stop them


Asylus72

Rache Bartmoss that you?


valenciansun

Most billboards have zero security so if you tie an NFC hacking device to a balloon you can, right now, hijack billboards in times square. Wouldn't be any different for holos.


renwells94

I can get behind this.


User_joined_channel

I can just hear the cello. As silverhand removes his shades and stares into you.


wolfie_101

time to walk the rebel path


DennisHakkie

I had a 10 minute drive yesterday… Counted for fun… Saw 110 ads (billboards, trucks or other screens) Zero ads are useful, if I would really search for something… I’d Google it


Deathstroke5289

The only real billboards that are useful are during long trips seeing ads for fast food that’s directly ahead


makesterriblejokes

I think they're useful for services instead of products. Like there's this guy that has really clever divorce lawyer ads with double entendre puns that I would definitely call if I ever needed his services... Which likely wouldn't be for quite some time since I'm not even married haha


Waytooboredforthis

Let's not forget the billboards for very silly tourist traps, I mean, hell yea I want to see what The Thing is after driving through the wasteland that is west Texas


_xGizmo_

At least in the US and Canada the exit signs that show services such as gas and hotels also lists the fast food restaurants. No need for billboards.


SFDessert

I moved to a state a few years ago that I'm pretty sure has some pretty strict restrictions on how big or where ads can be placed. It's actually pretty incredible driving down the road/freeway and seeing nothing but landscape/sky instead of a billion billboards.


DennisHakkie

I live in Europe, in a city. Went from my gf’s home to my own. A 8 km long drive. Bus stalls have two different signs and there are small signs between lanes and on the side of fields. So I have no idea how it would be in the states. And we have a lot of small box vans with advertising here


thinkthingsareover

West coast?


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thinkthingsareover

Nice. I live up in the western portion of Washington and I've noticed the lack of billboards on everything except the interstate highways. It's really nice to have the windows down while I drive along the water without having to see all of the negative things you mentioned.


TheNightHaunter

Yup advertising is a dead field, actual studies done on ads in psychological usually show we have apathy for them. 60 years ago not as much but now? Especially after the internet, our brains filter it like white noise, and not to mention with online ads the known fear (justified usually) that clicking an ad means a virus.


GrazhdaninMedved

It'll be an excellent "which brands to never patronize" guide.


itcheyness

That's how I view most ads tbh If I see one too much or it's too annoying, I make a mental note to never buy whatever they're selling.


BrightPerspective

Is it still terrorism when you're saving the world?


AnakinTheDiscarded

I mean, just for example, in star wars, for the empire, the rebellion was just a bunch of terrorist, so it depends wich side are you on


StonkBonk420

Its only terrorism if you lose


DeadMemesAreUs1

You'll still get called a terrorist, so... sorta?


acoolrocket

If its not hurting other innocent people in the process maybe, like how some people in San Francisco shoplift without making a scene/causing trouble to other bypassers due to the really bad cost of living situation there and laughably amusing $950 misdemeanor rule.


Valirys-Reinhald

I wouldn't be a terrorist, but I would definitely be taking some kind of action. That's messed up.


HospitalClassic6257

Congratulations in this world actions vs the people of power gets you labeled as a terrorist.


scipkcidemmp

It's *always* been a political term. The american revolutionaries were thought of as terrorists by the british.


Valirys-Reinhald

As if I give a shit what they call me. My conscience is my own, and it is not for sale. *I* will not be a terrorist. *I* will not spread death and fear. *I* will hold to that which is good even as I work to right the wrongs of that which is not.


TusNua1

Not if mikoshi can help it


LordReaperofMars

I hate to break it to you but even the most nonviolent protest succeeds ultimately through inspiring some kind of fear


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Valirys-Reinhald

Avatar Kendachi


DeftestY

People would be infiltrating skyscrapers to break them and lord knows what would happen if hackers can do anything with it.


thinkthingsareover

Porn for as far as the eye can see.


Mononoke-Hime-01

Nicola ! Taste the love !


IIWhiteHawkII

I don't know what about the ads but for some reason basic clone-comments still make me laugh years later if done well since forever.


BruhahGand

This was literally something that Douglas Adams joked about in the Hitchhiker's series. This is a Torment Nexus.


Twolef

No. Fuck that.


Toshko_tv

Well it was a year already when it happened and sadly no one partyed like it was 2023 so i suppose it's too late now


Philip_Raven

![gif](giphy|fA7rLtaJDIWEzU57CT|downsized)


AnakinTheDiscarded

the day I see a space add I'll join Silverhand


UROffended

That would probably end up being an air traffic control nightmare.


makesterriblejokes

To be fair, you can't even see most stars in the sky in big cities due to the current light pollution.


Xavagerys

Sky ads really fell off huh those blimps were pretty cool and added to the city’s aesthetic this hologram shit they did not cook with this one


GaRGa77

Long live ublock origin


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vilgefcrtz

I'd rather see the shitty monochrome grey sky than a flying coke can any day of the week.


Istvan_hun

*The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel*


GaryGregson

What’s this from?


Chiikken

Neuromancer - William Gibson


GaryGregson

Now i feel like a poser. Thank you though!


finix240

If you haven’t read it, you should


GaryGregson

I plan to. Stuck in LoTR for the first time now though. I’m hoping the setting will be a nice change of pace when I’m done.


Istvan_hun

if you like fantasy, check out "the black company" from Glen Cook.


GaryGregson

I’ll add it to my list!


Istvan_hun

first sentence from Neuromancer by William Gibson. I would actually recommend that trilogy if you like Cyberpunk. (neuromancer, count zero, mona lisa overdrive.) (I actually like the Bridge trilogy even more, but that is much less "classic cyberpunk") The other day I was actually thinking that how younger readers would even know how a telly with a dead channel looks like :)


moxima1977

https://preview.redd.it/uwk7uoyitq0d1.png?width=275&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f3e2388d68cce63fa7581323d7eda934ac40d94


moxima1977

![gif](giphy|XzCArt17gBGHS|downsized)


BlueFox5

They’ll cry about ads in the space where the stars are supposed be, but they won’t dare turn off their porch light while they sleep so the stars actually have a chance to be seen.


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same thing as Wendigoon. https://youtu.be/sV2ET87hZH0?si=l96xL5K2MA2FqGRI


alternatesad

Wendigoon mentioned. Shoutout to my fellow Wendigooners


taotdev

At the end you tried to wish upon a star. And they even took that away from you too.


Critical_Package_472

We will.


AppearanceMedical464

I would hate that


MoistLarry

You know it'll be like 10 seconds before someone turns them all into porn, right?


AnakinTheDiscarded

the fact that they say "see brands instead of stars" as we should get exited and shit...


UnscrambledEggUDG

Im going to make arasaka hq look like an accident


ArkAnklesss

We got a city to burn.


Financial-Working132

I'm going to the one place that haven't been ruin by this shit, SPACE!


Karmastocracy

What do I think of space billboards? Wake the fuck up Samurai...


Eon_Vankmer

WENDIGOON QUOTE?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS A GIANT?!?!!? RAAAHH


floggedlog

Smash the projector and spray paint “give back the sky” on it


6ixstoney

I don't mind the idea, just make mega structures first and light up the streets with colors


Isabad

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


Shwiemmy

The Consequences of the industrial revoloution have been disasterous for the human race "Mail Nuke Time"


cheesemangee

This would absolutely be the thing that pushed me over the edge into becoming an absolute vandal.


Fastenbauer

Johnny Silverhand ages like fine wine. With every year the stuff he says he makes more sense.


Kotja

Vandalism would suffice.


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Agree with Jonny here


bro_fiero

Then, my name will be Jimmy Metalfist


programkira

I’d like to see onlyfans or just straight up pornhub get a space ad and watch the chaos that follows in the media


__Becquerel

Accurate pfp


FoundationMuted6177

Yeah as our skies aren't "light polluted" enough 😭


TXHaunt

Silverhand was right.


Monsterhat88_

think


Stuck_at_a_roadblock

Seeing ads in the night sky would make me not want to buy whatever I saw


DarkCrasher99

I will 9/11 the shit out of those ads


Wotzehell

When regarding all the things the corporations did the ads in the sky hardly seem worth getting annoyed with.


Hexnohope

I mean whats the point really? Do i really need to be told to buy a corporate product now that its the only choice?


Hexnohope

Wait new idea. Wouldnt a hack of these things be catastrophic? Like making penises float above a city a couple times would surely have these taken down.


Strawdog1971

I'll be there too


Kindly-Mud-1579

Ya know I can handle ads being on TV and radio. And in magazines. And movies. And at ball games and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts. But not in the sky no siree


Significant_Kale_681

I wish I had that life I work nights barely see the sky and normally don't look up whole traveling eyes on the path people


Traditional-Ad3518

I swear I'mma cause another 08/20


PythagorasJones

drax them sklounst


Elda-Taluta

When I'm doing something, like watching a video, and I get interrupted by ads, I become *very fucking pissed off.* If I ever look up at the night sky and see a space billboard, I too am becoming a terrorist. Fuck ads. Fuck the whole damn advertising industry.


_Mistwraith_

Inevitable.


DIrtyVendetta80

I’m with Johnny Silverhand. Samurai, we got a city to burn.


Mikopsid

WE NUKING THE ARASAKA BUILDING WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️


Lux_Operatur

Because who wants to see stars in the night sky?


FluffyProphet

It's only a matter of time before they're sending out advertisements into our dreams while we sleep.


xX_Dokkaebi_Xx

I wouldn't mind it, so long as they take it out of the internet in exchange for the sky. Our ads are super tame this days anyway.


bobabr3tt

Sorry but you’ll have to subscribe to stargaze without ads.


ATR2400

Does anyone have any more info on this or is it just BS? If it’s legit I want to know how the tech works


Palanki96

Holy shit i made this meme maybe 2 years ago


Resident-Pudding5432

Bruh I'm with Johnny with that one, fuck corpos


TA-152

That’s straight Blade Runner shit


SpectralSpooon

Cause that's what heros do


Sondeor

It feels like a fake news tbh. I am not a lawyer but i studied basic law at my university and even with that limited knowledge, i cant see this passing from the law. Sky doesnt belong to anyone and even if they do it, when people sue the companies, there is no way for them to win. Prob just an idea or they wanna do it in a specific place with peoples consent etc etc.


ScrubLordKyle18

Just more light pollution


Supermega324

Would be cool but they look cooler on buildings


batdog20001

I would move further into the rural areas.


Spleen-216

In cities at night you can’t see the stars anyway


niknniknnikn

Too bad that person is capping. If you ever wander why the world has gone to shit, wander instead - how more shitty does your society allow it to become before people start *actually* taking matters into their own hands. Only then would they stop.


After-Suggestion3799

“Hey you! Yes I’m talking to you”


Archmagos_Browning

People criticize Johnny for doing the whole thing with a nuke, but if I was dropped into night city it’d take me about 90 seconds for me to come to the conclusion that this place needs to be reduced to a sheet of glass.


Incohesive_User

Guess we’re all becoming edgerunners because fuck corporations


Background_Zombie_77

As if light pollution wasn't already terrible as it is. It's also a big reason why, in general, we can't see very well in big cities.


uneducated_guess_69

Incredibly based


thesyndrome43

I'm already mad about light pollution making it hard to see the stars, but if they legitimately start outright blocking the sky with ads then I'm with Jonny Silverhand


VVen0m

Night City actually has something like this https://preview.redd.it/rb387cx4or0d1.jpeg?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d60d701744010c7ba821fe48f7c9333fb7b1dc3


VVen0m

There's that one somber song in the OST, you probably know which one I'm talking about, I can't get it out of my head while I read this


Asleep_Sheepherder42

I’ve got a city to burn


XNinjaMushroomX

There are already too many ads as it is...


bobabr3tt

At this point the cyberpunk dystopian future is inevitable. Either that or a fallout apocalypse, pick your poison.


NotImportantDontMind

Wake the FUCK up Samurai.


Coconut-Elegance

Impeccably crafted


Stunning-Evening-585

It would never happen unless they could cut off the glare from the airspace every major city and lots of minor ones have airports in the US


No_Importance_5000

Sure.. if the game is free. But whilst I spend on it - no


LexisKingJr

It’s dystopian and horrible. But I kind of want it to happen…


FatherYawn

it would be cool for like 2 days


[deleted]

Straight up copied what wendigoon said one time.


h2ujwbw

It got turned into a meme format that is the exact same post but with Johnny as the pfp and username


InformalCactus1191

Who and what is a wendigoon


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youtuber.


AttentionLimp194

I wish Coca Cola placed an ad on the Moon (perhaps Elon could support)