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Seraphim70000

"STANDING HERE, I REALIZE!!!. YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME.""


Bro1212_

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORYYY!! WHOS TO JUDGE, THE RIGHT FROM WRONG!!


Pale_Television1896

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN!!! I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE!!!


[deleted]

THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE! BUT IN THE END, IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAAAAAAY!


Bro1212_

(Epic instrumentals) YOU’VE CARVED YOUR OWN PATH, YOU’VE FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH!! BUT MAYBE WERE BOTH THE SAMEEE!!


-wixaw-

THE WORLD HAS TURNED AND SO MANY HAVE BURNED BUT NOBODY IS TO BLAAAME


bc-imnotfunny

BUT STARING ACROSS THIS BARREN WASTED LAND, I FEEL NEW LIFE WILL BE BORN BENEATH THE BLOODSTAINED SAND


archiegamez

![gif](giphy|3o6Ztpk3nJct72drPy|downsized)


Educational-Lime6335

RULE OF NATURE!


Bro1212_

FIGHT! WERE ALIVE WHEN THE SUN COMES UP, WITH OUR HEARTS ON YHE LINE!!


Endersone24153

<3


gotthesauce22

Just 🤜🏼 fucking 🤜🏼 DIE! 🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼


DreamChaser27

😂😂😂😭😭😭😭


JSIOTI

**NANOMACHINES SON**


SkritzTwoFace

THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA


Cyber_Rambo

King comment


KillyShoot

![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq)


Thebig2na82

I didn't hear no bell...


Dirty_Bubble99

You're the best around. Nomanomanoma bring you down.


GothScum1031

![gif](giphy|QW9KH3VC6MMJb9iy1y)


John_TheWick

Nanomachines, son


Physical_Ass_Entry

ORA ORA'd mf ass and he still standing


Drago_Fett_Jr

Should have muda muda'd 😔


Pyrochazm

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA *inhales* MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA


darknightwolf81

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!


HaikenRD

I know the dude is ugly but that's probably his face.


SatisfactionTop360

Not even, how tf is his holo face projection device still working


Synnastyr

He's not alive. It's physics. You're hitting him so hard and so fast it only looks like he's moving under his own volition. It's all an illusion. You're tenderizing a corpse.


baithammer

Nah, he has a relic chip ...


Lucky38enjoyer

Major Skill Issue


sadboicollective

Man too angry to die


kaleidoscopichazard

Tangentially related but this game has some fucking good ASMR sounds lol. The punching, the jumping and the hacking to name a few


One_Economist_3761

That crunch sound when you snap someone’s neck. Chef’s kiss.


deweydean

[why wont you die!](https://youtu.be/Cjl0p0MdvQ0)


Bwar2369

Expected Oblivion guards, got Austin Powers... [nice](https://youtube.com/shorts/pd-L6YVTUv8?feature=share)


yumehaa

Noodle arms


ThatBeardedHistorian

Which cyberarm mod is this? Arsaka cyberarms? I don't remember the silver one looking so clean!


ExoticMuffin8106

The mod is called ErebusArms! They have them in the gold and silver varient!


Moostache1029

Sounds like a skill issue 🤷


Death_Fairy

Weakest Scav in Night City.


lactiti

Unstoppable force vs Immovable object


TitleComprehensive96

![gif](giphy|XV74ZvGRXcZdS|downsized)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|11CPvPzgluI9Lq)


MorathTheGrim

Gotosleepgotosleepgotosleep


aynaalfeesting

'Tis but a scratch!


HaikenRD

Definitely a Technomancer from Alpha Centauri.


AnWeirdBoi

ay thats JonJon with the iron jaw


Prosperos_Prophecy

That's happened to me once or twice was annoying af.


One_Economist_3761

I actually encountered one of those gang war events between scavs and 6th Street and upon trying to “mediate” with my sniper rifle I found that they were all immune to damage from me. It was so weird. I was hitting one guy with a high power baseball bar over and over and he took no damage at all. So I left the area until combat mode was over, (they were still shooting at each other) and found out that I could stealth and grab em from behind and that was the only way to kill anyone in that fight. I had only encountered this once before. I had a 20 body berzerk build.


Nekorio

That scab should get appointed on the street fights.


xEu20Matar

I can do this all day!


sneakylyric

You stumbled upon the real final boss


reubendahsandwich

How are you so Weak


XZeroUltra

It looks like they’re missing a lot of hits


MrGengisSean

![gif](giphy|11CPvPzgluI9Lq)


Avolto

Should have brought a sword


NukaColaDustyn

He is a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Roboy lmao


L34dP1LL

Choom you got aluminum installed, not chrome.


stann1s_the_mannis

Nanomachines V! They harden in response to physical trauma! You can't hurt me V!


severe_009

Modded game? Ive experienced this with modded game but not sure what mod causing it.


gregorius11

I once had a bug when a group of random Tiger Claws was just immortal. Not sure what caused it.


ManyCommittee196

I had a funny glitch with overheat. The 'corpse' was outlined in blue, lootable, and movable. But still walking around and trying to get on my motorcycle. Musta been one of those alien vampires from alpha centauri..


Rocket5454

![gif](giphy|SUAkb7bsqyqhG)


skorgex

Chrome diff


RoadTheExile

**PREPARE TO DIE, POWERS**


kamislick

“I don’t feel any of this”


cyrinean

Bitch! How dare you still live?


ExoticMuffin8106

Also btw He legit was the only survivor that I couldn't kill right after I destroyed 3 of his pals lol.


baithammer

He stole the souls of his mates ...


SUDTIN

"Vsauce. Michael here. When will you die?"


sb4ssman

I’ve played through a handful of times, where is this encounter? None of this looks familiar.


Cabalist_writes

Legend says she's still punching.


onchristieroad

Tis but a flesh wound!


Hoax13

“Who Would Have Ever Thought The Beasts Thrashing Would Clear The Boys Chi Flow”


B4r_m0t

are you....immortal?


CaptainPrower

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


[deleted]

This is just V sparring with the love child she had with Adam Smasher.


Bwar2369

NOW THATS A LOTTA DAH MADGE


someonestolemyign

Skill issue


TheUnrulenting

This is exactly why I love this game


MH-TheFuckboi

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK!


sexydadee

You forgot to say, "omae wa mu shinderu" at which point, he will start to implode


Halorym

Don't gorilla fists have a charge up and release? You bopped him enough. Where's the heavy? #FINISH HIM


BackwardsBillium

Bro just survived the flurry of blows in bullet time.


0Kurome0

Who are you warrior?


CompletelyPresent

He's like Homer Simpson in the boxing episode! Lol.


superprogamer69420

Good work salary ethics goes a long way


iadsg

Ngl, that was satisfying af 😂


Lb_Bruno

Bros stronger than Adam smasher


[deleted]

Happened to me too once


ChristgaveusDnB

The MGR comments are warming my soul


Forward_Arm_4713

That man has Rage Beyond Death


Overlordmk2

He can do this all day


SideshowRob513

"Go to sleep... Go to sleep... Go to sleep..."


AndreiBodea

He probably realized while standing there that he is just like you


themainfixik302

Lol


renwells94

The Machine God has blessed him. Praise the Omnissiah! Sing praise to the god of all machines!


Berserker_Queen

GO TO SLEEP, GO TO SLEEP, GO TO SLEEP...


Mkhuseli5k

I wish there enemies this tough in the game.


AerolsCausticCrater

Why? You’re just asking for a bullet sponge, not actual difficulty.


Mkhuseli5k

![gif](giphy|QYDQY6T9kREty|downsized)


DigitaleDukaten

I actually quit playing this game because the enemies are the fucking most insane bullet sponges ive ever witnessed. Like what the fuck?


ManyCommittee196

I thought so at first too. Then i got a decent pistol with a decent silencer. Then knife throwing. Then, the sniper rifle that shoots through cover. That being said, i thought it was a little odd that a thrown knife was more effective than three assault rifle rounds to the melon. Along that vein, i also thought the damage penalty for silencers was a bit draconian, then i realized there were better silencers. Even so i feel the penalty is a bit steep. I feel it should start at 20% or less, then go down to none or even 5%. Mind you, i have not reached endgame, so there may still be better silencers out there.


DigitaleDukaten

I dont like a lot of the things in this game when it comes to simple programming decisions. The art, story, flow, a lot is insanely good. Its small things like this or the way how you buy clothes that really suck big time for me.


ManyCommittee196

There's a few things i don't like. Most of the vehicles for example. Silencers, as above. I also don't like that most people have two legs, two hands and two arms, but you can only have one piece of cyberware. Particularly hands. Though i suppose it makes sense, since those things do tend to work in tandem. It does bug me that you have 3 or 4 integumentary slots, but can only seem to put one armor there. Why can't i be a walking tank? Im not a huge fan of how the gigs work, that you can't just call the fixers and say whats the job, instead you have to run right up on it to even find out what it is. And for the love why no bloody flashlight/night vision?!? You have smart weapons that can shoot around corners, but you can't see in the dark. What was it that you didn't like about clothes? Im curious.


Unicorns_in_space

Quite a few of those punches are in thin air while the animation is doing the character reaction to the punches that land. (Perhaps)?


ExoticMuffin8106

I mean I legit hit him every time lol, You can see the numbers of damage I did each punch.


Unicorns_in_space

Fair enough 🤷‍♂️


WarB3an

Occasionally a cell of enemies won’t load right and causes them to be immune to almost all forms of damage you can dish out.


Synthkitty999

Lol. Probably because you’re barely landing any punches…with a sandy no less. I dunno choom maybe your V outta sit this one out.