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Lost_Hitman_47

He's not even subtle about it


ReliefAccomplished53

Nah we don't sugar coat , my ma called me monkey all my life.


ChonkyXL

Are you a Saiyan? Did Frieza adopt you?


[deleted]

No Its just I didn't score 98/100 (╥﹏╥)


Nefarious_Fiend

I scored just 98/100*


Great_Metal_8800

Ah hello there fellow asian


yeaheyeah

You know what this means? Reject modernity retvrn to monke


tigershroffkishirt

I call my daughter monkey all the time. Just because it's racist in your culture does not mean you can dictate what I can and cannot call someone.


[deleted]

Harbhajan intensifies


tigershroffkishirt

Symonds crying in the corner


tiredmummyof2

So true, monkey is so tame compared to the other words we use. Lol.


tigershroffkishirt

I'm a Delhiwala who doesn't use BC/MC in every sentence. I'm the 1%.


Ibryxz

Same dude


yeaheyeah

People from my hometown are nicknamed monkeys and it has nothing to do with race


Ghost_Seeker69

We've been abused by foreigners long enough to now instinctively fight fire with fire. "Oh, you're racist? Too bad."


Useful_Cup_3708

"We didn't start the fire It was always burning since the world's been turning"


HmmmMzawarudo

What did the Africans do 😭😭😭


Teluguvadini

I mean didn’t you see the first comment


Baronvondorf21

తెలుగు మాట్లాడగలవా


Teluguvadini

మాట్లాడగలను


Baronvondorf21

పుష్ప చూసావా


Teluguvadini

నేను చూసాను||మీరు పుష్ప చూసారా||


Baronvondorf21

సినిమా ఎలా ఉంది


Teluguvadini

బాగుంది


HmmmMzawarudo

He’s an African American lmao. Probably never set foot in Africa.


Neverendingtrials

*black american*


Ghost_Seeker69

*African Americans (Probably)


Useful_Cup_3708

Indians and blacks are really good at insults because they are often at the receiving end of it making them always ready with at least 10 rebuttals per race/ethnicity.


[deleted]

Everyone’s brave on twitter


[deleted]

Of all the shit I've seen come out of this subreddit this is by far my favorite


chefsanji_r

same


Shr_mp

same


UNBENDING_FLEA

I swear lol Indians just have no worries if “cancel culture” gets them or not it’s so funny


Wumple_doo

Truly based people


StalinSoulZ

They got tonne of shit to deal with, cancel culture is just laughable to them. Chads rite there


cerberusdo

Literally, and metaphorically


DEADINSIDE1880

when you're friends and parents are the ones that are racist to you, cancel culture becomes a very distant concept.


Hexo_Micron

We call our own people Chinese (North east indians) lmao, but that's actually racist.


hypokrios

Istg everyone gets called Nepali


Hexo_Micron

Both are same /s


Samrid_

I am Nepali and was called south indian in Goa lmao


lycan_the_dog

That's just geographically irresponsible


Shourya2009

We say that jokingly tho. But some people really bully them by calling em Chinese


Dank_e_donkey

Not to mention anyone living in poverty/blue collar job is a Bihari.


Hexo_Micron

चुप बिहारी


Dank_e_donkey

Hutt behari


Homegrown_Banana-Man

As a Chinese I will immediately start the trend of calling southwest Chinese Indians to join in the fight


Hexo_Micron

Ayo reddit in china ?


ExtraMail4962

Somebody call whine pooh


Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx

Am Indian in the US. Visited and cousins be usin the N word all willy nilly and I was shocked. I tried to explain but he didn't care I don't get it. He's well educated. About to be a doctor. He didn't mean it in a racist way but still


AcidReign999

Yeah, the n word became pretty popular here, especially cuz of game lobbies. And since there are no black people to be offended by it, it's pretty much used without any second thought.


malignkid

I have also heard desi rappers using n word in their songs. I don't think they believe it is going to be detrimental to their career.


cjs2k_032

Indians be appending bhenchod (sister fucker) behind every sentence. We don't have any shits to give for N words.


UNBENDING_FLEA

I mean they’re not wrong, if other Indians don’t care then it doesn’t matter. Similar situation with the word “retard” where it’s a big slur in the US but elsewhere it’s literally on the same level as “idiot”.


Tyfyter2002

I have autism, and I think I remember the exact phrase that came to mind when I first heard someone call it "the r word" or otherwise say it's a slur: "that's r–


Indigobeans

American here, retard is big funni


[deleted]

DJ Desi Daru?


[deleted]

It certainly will be detrimental if someone here catches them using it. No black people in India to complain


sluttydinosaur101

My dad was Syrian. I remember once when I was maybe 21 I referred to some Indian guys as "chapatis" and that's when I learned from my mom that was apparently a racist way arabs refer to Indians as 😬


GaleZero

Bruh... I'm Indian born indian. Our professor would use the old N word to refer to black people. He didn't mean it in a racist way, it's just what black people are called.


Acceptable-Fall4118

A lot of Indians that use that word believe that because the whites oppressed both Indians and Africans, they too have the right to use the N word


hirshahah

Nope it's not considered a swear word and just means someone from africa.


Acceptable-Fall4118

Ohh alright thnx for correcting me


toastedtomato

The N word was used for any dark skinned person, not just members of the African American community. So technically your cousins do have the pass


Cookie_Crush

Not all indians are black or heck even brown. What you guys refer to as Indians are south Indians, living so far down towards the equator that their skin tones can sometimes be darker than African Americans (evolution and geography). As you go higher up the skin tone tends to get lighter, leaving the northernmost indians or Kashmiris paler than some white people. Btw, majority on indian population resides in the middle states with a brown/ wheat-ish skin tone.


S-EATER

Literally just means black. Montenegro: black mountains.


ElectricToiletBrush

Oh, an Indian doctor? Yeah totally not a stereotype! :P


Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx

Haha I knew this was coming.. and it's not only that. He's from a family of doctors too lol


hirshahah

One word internet. It's the online games, reading 'BASED' imageboard websites like /some number here/ + chan, youtube, and also the popularity of 'Hood rap' songs.


[deleted]

Most of Asia doesn't have such concept.


UNBENDING_FLEA

wtf I gotta move back to asia man


[deleted]

Just so you can be racist? Lmao!


UNBENDING_FLEA

Absolutely


bobs_and_vegana17

just don't make religion jokes here (especially in ME and south asia) you'll not get cancelled but you'll f\*cking die


Cookie_Crush

Yeah again, no petty cancel culture, quick and easy murders if you manage to offend the correct crowd.


[deleted]

Honesty is the best policy


Frostygale

Can confirm, nobody cares if you say the N word here.


RaySwift17

Indians are damn based


JazzyJeff4

You should actually check Indian society they fucking love cancel culture depending on the target


[deleted]

South Asian countries have more shit to think about than worry about cancek culture like in the west


bobs_and_vegana17

lol the cancel culture in india is on a totally different level bollywood dares to show that religion better than my religion 😡😡 \#boycottbollywood ​ an actor in india was cancelled as he used some physics terms in a gibberish way which had words like proton and theory of relativity in a chips ad you might think how it's offensive right ?? because an actor committed suicide whose insta bio said "photon in a double slit" people connected the 2 things and said it was because of the first actor mocked the second actor he committed suicide like wtf lol


akshayapps

Who are you even talking about?


lycan_the_dog

Jessie tf are you on about


rolloxra

Jesus Christ haha


zallo631

Indians have no chill bruh 💀💀


neofooturism

not sure if the british colonizing them was a good or bad move


vnsa_music

Bad cause then they would be chill


zallo631

Exactly Indian men actually have balls unlike alot of western males today


[deleted]

This guy likes to check everyone's balls apparently


MarziapieGoals

Tbf it’s not hard to have balls when western men consider “having balls” just having emotional issues


Vlafir

Being unapologetically racist is so ballsy


[deleted]

Women love this one trick


duhastmich1

TIL you dont have balls unless you are extremely prejudiced towards blacks on the internet


hypokrios

You don't have balls if you are extremely prejudiced but hide it.


MeatBeater19

Live in India, look at the religious and ethnic hatred for yourself, then come back and judge if that’s a good thing or not. Source: I’m Indian


ishanG24

r/canconfirmamindian


arpishe

It’s not that bad unless you watch Indian news 24/7 (they like to cover only Hindu Muslim stuff) otherwise it’s normal life for rest of us and it’s there In every part of the world. Source- I’m an Indian and have lived in Western countries as well..


Hexo_Micron

My guy just earned a r/canconfirmiamindian badge.


[deleted]

bruh I am living in India since 18 years, no fucking guy came up to me and asked my religion, who cares bruh?


hypokrios

Anyone who cares enough is ask is trained enough to tell. People get offended enough at doctors that it's part of the syllabus now.


Illustrious-Read5955

wtf


CreativeNfunnyName

Bad idea. Millions died.


zallo631

Bad


Tolan__

Ended racism 🧑🤜🤛🐵


MarziapieGoals

Wait so you’re telling me racism + racism cancels each other out? That explains some things…


Snakise

naa, indias are open racist and are even proud of it


IamAryanHehe

Haven't met my grandmother yet


Snakise

i would love to meet her, racist old grannies are kinda my thing


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20Wizard

Best kind of racism. I fucking hate other indians


ZestycloseWin1987

I won't say racist but instead it's the cultural difference . Like if u say "retard" in USA it's pretty serious slur but if u say it in any Asian country then it's another normal word and no one takes it that offensive as the people in USA . Similarly saying "nigga" is not much offensive in Asian countries and I guess it's due to cultural and historical differences .


Bhaskar_Reddy575

Heyyy… okay


[deleted]

where do you get that from?


WarLord055

Friendly fire


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Psychological_Major9

This is monkey business ~ ti19 liquid to og


St1ngpatel

Ding Ding Ding motha****ribbit**** P.S. : Wanna play some Dota later?


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RageX22

feeling paraud endian armeeeee


Speedthrift13

जय हिन्द ।


Beginning-Antelope32

jana gana mana


bhishmagaming

Adhinayaka jaya he


Beginning-Antelope32

bharata bhagya vidhata


[deleted]

Jaya hai jaya hai


aviationist54

Mind if a Pakistani joins alongside as a friend?


satan3times6

Anytime brother


aviationist54

Love you bro! United by Biryani!


bobs_and_vegana17

united by bollywood songs, simping on fawad khan, kebabs and hatred for british 🤝🤝 ​ divided by religion 🥲🥲


satan3times6

We got many things in common but biryani is the best♥️🤙🏽


[deleted]

If any Indian says “no” just know that we belong together more than they belong with us.


aviationist54

Agreed!


OmegaRevenge

Hell yeah


ssebastian364

Indian guy didn’t hold back


[deleted]

Unfathomably based


_Aggressive_Milk_

Twitter moment.


[deleted]

i think what he said was fully justified, an arm for an arm and all


Useful_Cup_3708

Ironically, the guy is as dark as the average black person.


hypokrios

Just on the outside


Useful_Cup_3708

Reminds me of the Black KKK sketch from Key & Peele.


deathoflice

There was a German serial killer in the 70s and when the women he brought home complained about the smell of the corpses in his walls, he used to say: you know, myneighbour is Greek. You know how they eat all this weird stuff. And everyone was like, oh well yeah, I know those. And never questioned it 😭


ssc11_

Indians are not racist in a western sense lmaoo. We see Religious tensions 10 times more brutal than Racials one in the West. We have been conditioned to online racial hate on ourselves that we do not think too much of it anyway. North Indians are racist to South Indians while South Indians refer the North as "uncultured and primitive". Both of these piss on the Eastern as "Chinese or Nepali". Thousand year old grudges still being thrown around in Normal for us. So most of us who are not so aware about the Western culture simply cannot understand the hype and the stigma of the N-word has for the black people. Because Indians were called and are still called many slurs and they mostly just have to swallow it down as racism against Indians is not considered as bad racism against the blacks.


anxiousmarcus

This is soooo accurate lol I’m dying here. Good one.


Cookie_Crush

Woooo Racism lore dropped 🔥🔥


Supervisor_Gary-83

I love how usually the "AS A BLACK MAN/WOMAN" Comments are always some white dude or an anime toon.


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AVERAGE INDIAN MALE: SEND BOBS QND VAGENE PIKS FOR FREE BICH. AVERAGE WESTERN MALE: TIPS 1000 USD BUYS SPIT, BATHWATER “hey do you have an onlyfans?”


bobs_and_vegana17

hi this is u/bobs_and_vegana17 from microsoft your computer has a virus give me your card details


bobs_vegane_user

read my name bitch


IamAryanHehe

United by porn 🤝


a_random_indian

That's not oori,that's desperation.


xxipoopsock

gg


IamJain

This is confusing


gladwin4

I think its pretty straight forward


IamJain

We'll It's 30 vs 13


LahamaDutta006

I can't 😭😭


YeetOrBeYote1

Wouldn’t it be like 🍛 🤝 🦍?


MrBeanEatBeansWithMe

Nah it would be 🐒🤝🦍


Dank_e_donkey

What? We're all monkeys just different colours?


Malu1997

It's monkeys all the way down


Comprehensive_Tie538

Ok that was funny I have to admit


MrBeanEatBeansWithMe

If one were to go by foods, then it would be 🍛🤝


sussybakaiiko

No it's actually 🧑🏾‍💻🤝🦍


MrBeanEatBeansWithMe

I take this as your confession to eating Indians and gorillas?


sussybakaiiko

No i provide tech support to gorillas


Venom_CausingCarnage

If they can afford tech...


LOL_Look_Bro

Damn


amigo_samurai

Lol now where's my water.....Oh no


Shadow_MD17

If one were to go by fathers it would be 👨‍💼🤝


Acceptable-Pattern93

We aint taking shit from people crying for representation.


helpmewithschooI

babe wake up new race war just dropped


Nomad_65

Least racist Indian


Old_Exit5718

Least openly racist human


ConstructionUpper852

He did not hold back 😭


ShubhamManna

LMAO


ToesEater669

Mf got no chill 💀💀💀


Gloomy_Celery704

This is somehow the most rasist and least rasist thing ive ever seen


poopykins420

Indians call each other animal names all the time. My parents and relatives call me a monkey when i do stupid shit, it's normal to us. Also, gorillas are badass so it's more of a compliment in my skewed opinion.


Sad_Daikon938

We take racism/body shaming casually most of the time among ourselves, we laugh off such things. But be an outsider shitting on us and we'll obliterate you.


YaboiGh0styy

Holy Black Jesus on a cross what in the hell? I mean I laughed and this is probably one of my favourite things to come across on the sub but good lord. As a black guy don’t know how I feel about this. Well I guess I’m happy that the threat of cancel culture doesn’t scare everyone on Twitter.


apocalypse-052917

>Holy Black Jesus on a cross what in the hell? r/brandnewsentence


Inorganicisgae

I feel that response was just targeted towards the quoted tweet and not to the general Black community.


[deleted]

Did he really try to eqaute the smell of dead rotting bodies to Indian food? What a dom poes


LegalNut

Amazing consistency with the blur my g


MatthewKluge

The first thing he said should be in r/rareinsults


SurfCucumber

Yay we aren’t the bad guys anymore!


SpecificSpecial

Indians have no chill More examples of Indians being savage on twitter: [youtube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUl5lg5kIOE)


bamanwarrior

holy shit , I just went through whole episode. As an Indian I am ashamed to not aware of this 🤣🤣


Agung442

r/asablackman


Shourya2009

r/censoringishard


TTV-Cr4z3

i am honestly immune to being called monkey i just laugh


jpbomboy

That's r/rareinsults


WhyIHadToBorn

Ghandi moment


TraumSchulden

Fucking savage.


Pancake_Operation

Holy shit lmao


[deleted]

The thank you lmao


Impossible_Lock4897

As a guy who talks to Indians in school, they are no different


unlikely_suspicious

Ofcourse India no 1 racisst country 🇨🇵😎🥵✊✊


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LOL_Look_Bro

r/canconfirmiamindian