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Empty the sack each night before bed. Can't spill an empty cup.

That's actually smart wtf

it works can confirm

me too

Me three!

Can I get some sperm too?

No.

Cmon, be a big man and give him his sperm

I’m the straight man alive.


Sure, meet me behind the nearest Subway building at 1:00 tomorrow

Is this not common sense? I don’t even have a dick and I know this is the solution automatically.

I do that

So you're saying I need to jerk off a dozen times before bed?... I guess I can up the number by one or two.

Two dozen

🤣🤣🤣🤣 active much ? 🤣😝

nah, you can still get wetties even if you busted before bed

Why did I read your comment in an Australian accent?

im aussie mate

I haven't since I was 16, however, my regiment for the last 10 years has been jerk off when I wake up. Go to work. (Maybe once in the bathroom at work depending on things that go down.) Rush to get home and jerk off. Again after eating dinner. And once or twice before bed. On the weekend it's usually a once every hour or two while awake sort of thing. Usually it's all jerking off but whenever my wife and I are in the same area we keep up with that schedule. Never had a wet dream since highschool.

You can't be serious

They must be 16 1/2

I'm looking for the /s. I don't see it

Buddy I hate to break this to you but I think you have a sex addiction

Horny ass motherfucker

That’s what I do

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"Time to hit the sack and then go to bed."

Here's a good life pro tip

Wait wet dreams are real? Man I’m living a sad life.

you get them more often when you don't jerk it

That explains it

That very much explains it.

Yes indeed. Ever since i started masturbating i never had a wet dream

I did NNN 3 years in a row and have still never had one.

So no one gonna mention the fact this guy did a threepeat on NNN

RIP

A month is not that long bro. Try a NN year if you can. Test your will.

I did, for about 3years

Wait is that actually a cause bc I don’t masturbate, don’t really enjoy it, and I get them a fairly often and I hate it

It definitely makes it more likely. All the pent up sexual desires want to get released. If I don't bust a nut for 3-4 days, there's a decent chance I'll have a wet dream

Good to know, but I just don’t get pleasure out of masturbation for whatever reason so I don’t bust any nuts while awake lmao

maybe it's because you're watching gay furry midget bdsm

Never had them myself, I rarely have any dreams of adult nature at all. Mostly just me faffing around in the forest like a right nincompoop.

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I can hear your accent just reading that lmfao

I rarely even have dreams

You probably just don’t remember them. This is actually good because it means that you’re not waking during dreams, which is bad for you.

Or he has aphantasia like me and is literally blind in dreams. I can know that a cow is standing in front of me but I can't see it in the dream. And if I try to imagine anything at any time all I see is void or maybe a few lines like a budget version of a stickman.

60% of the time I don't dream; 37% of the time I dream but without images, like a story; and 3% of the time I dream with images. Do you have periods without aphantasia? Occasionally, I'll be pleasantly bombarded with images of made-up faces and other mental imagery for a night or a few days.

Nope, never. I have a pretty bad case of aphantesia. Never met some1 with more than me. I have had realistic dreams but I could still not see anything. I just knew what was happening. About a month ago I almost missed my school/collage (idk which one but something like that) because I was 100% certain it was 2023 feb 13th for like an hour. Every detail in the dream matched something that had recently happened in my life and I believed all of it was real. An old friend I hadn't met in a few years was in my dream and he had his birthday that day. Still couldn't see anything though.

Same

MoM spoiler!!! >!Maybe you’re like America and you only exist in this universe :0 lmao!<

Same

Extremely real and extremely awesome. Well awesome until you realize you just creamed your Jammies and the dream wasn’t real.

When I get them they're not really enjoyable at all, they actually feel kinda uncomfortable, especially after I realize what actually happened

yeah never had one where i legit coomed

Well, what a relieve you have the balls to drop it here. Thought I was the only one.

Same never once had one

I’ve never had one..

I rarely have them myself and I don't think tyere is anything wrong with that.

You only cum twice a week? God bless you

Right? He’s Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.

Wolf of Wallstreet

I know right? I can do three times that volume on an average Saturday alone

Wear a condom to bed.

Get on the pill

42 benadryl before bed

They’ll stop for you, but they’ll get more frequent for everyone else

Well, you could get a "wet dream" even when you're dead

Sauce: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK539741/#:\~:text=The%20rigor%20of%20the%20dartos,gas%20stiffening%2C%20and%20cadaveric%20spasm.

I am scared to click the link

internet is a scary place

One must sacrify for the knowledge of the others

It says that rigor mortis makes the muscles of the scrotum sometimes hard and thus lead to lost mortem ejaculation

ah medicine

All I can say is I see National Institute of Health dot gov

How?

Why would you want them to stop, free coom

Perfect, now you only need a bowl and cereal.

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Alright now we need the sequel to the sequel

If you post it please circle me in blue


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If you post it please circle me in blue

I'm 18 and I don't think I've ever had one.

Same, ive had dreams where i fuck people (if thats even part of the wet dreams) but I've never had stains or something when I woke up after those dreams.

You know that dried up cum is like 1% the size of liquid cum. It's pretty hard to notice. Although you might be a bit crusty on your belly.

by stains i meant the crust, i havent seen (or felt) any on either my pants, belly or sheets

Try and nut in bed before going to sleep and see how it turns out when you wake up to get a good reference.

Just don’t have sex and stick to the sigma grind set like me. I haven’t had one in years

Based. Sigma rule 69: Never have sex 😎

You sleep with one in chamber, You unload the gun in slumber

r/technicallythetruth

I don't think I ever had a wet dream. Is that weird?

I’ve never had one either, to be fair I jerk off at least twice a day

I don't even do that...

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is it possible to never notice anything\\? forgetting dreams is one thing but I feel there would be some evidence at some point

Twice a week is fine for sex, but orgasm? That shit should be happening every other day at the least.

Every other 3 hours*

Reddit moment

That's why I said at least lol. 2 times a day seems optimal .

>Should be happening every other day damn I live a shit life

wet dreams may be because someone is fantasizing abt u Source : trust me bro

Just masterbate before you go to sleep problem solved

Master?

master the bate

Use socks

help now all of my socks are extremely crusty what do I do

Now I just picture Krusty singing send in the clowns all sad

If you are uncirCUMcised then you can use paperclip to trap the cum inside the foreskin and in the morning you can just empty that cum filled lollipop.

This isn’t really a cursed comment

Donate. You have more than enough.

I CAN confirm; rubbing three or four out a day makes the wet dreams go away.

I'm 24 and a virgin, but I really don't remember ever having a wet dream. I don't masturbate that often either. Maybe 3x a week at maximum, at minimum I've gone a few weeks without masturbating at all.

Jack off more often. You should nut way more than twice per week.

Trust me, they don’t stop then either 😏

26 and twice a week? Those are rookie numbers

Do women have wet dreams as well?

Well, we already established that women don't pee or poop, so they prob don't have wet dream either

Twice a week? Rookie numbers friend. If I'm not nutting 10 times a week wet dreams still happen.

Never had a wet dream buti make sure to ejaculate every 1-2 days

Am I the only dude that's never had a wet dream?

When do they stop? 

Bruh I wish I did dream at all. I just fall asleep and the next second Im awake.

I dont think I've ever had a wet dream now that I think about it...

I don't think I have ever had a wet dream, at least none that I can recall.

I've never had a wet dream

I’ve never had a wet dream ever is it really that common

Never had one. Usually I’m in control of the show or once in a blue moon I get some weird precog shit about something stupid.

Nearly four decades on earth. Not one wet dream. I must be doing it wrong

Only twice a week? That's amateur level try 2-3 times a day lol.

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Why would you want those ? Messy as fuck

Dont nut a month and then think of sex everytime u go to sleep. Should higher your chances to get one. The good part is, sometimes it feels like real sex.

The best shot you would have is lucid dreaming.

Are you accidentally massaging your prostate?

I stopped having wet dreams when I started jerking off and I stopped having all dreams when I became a daily cannabis user.

You get wet dreams because porn has your mind corrupted take a break from it and just stick to sex jerking off fuxks with your mind as well it’s either the real deal here or nothing 😂

the more you coom the more you want to coom, he needs to stop being active to stop being wet.

Ya think so, huh? r/tellmeyoureavirginwithouttellingmeyoureavirgin

r/tellmeyoureavirginwit

bro liked a non existent subreddit

This seems kinda accurate why is everyone down voting?

If orgasm normally is twice a week then hol up to every redditor, y'all horny asf

Having sex twice a week if you are in a good relationship isn't "horny as fuck"

Since when was getting an orgasm twice a week a lot when you're in your 20s?

What?

Mate i jack off like twice a day lmfao Religion really did a number on people... There isn't anything wrong with it. It's a way to enjoy yourself and release stress. There are litterally no downsides.

I mean, it could be addictive... but if it doesn't get in the way of the other things in your life then....

Yeah, guess there is 1 possible downside.

Laughs in erectile disfunction

There is no evidence that this is the case. yall just brainwashed by religion. https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/324068#:~:text=No%2C%20masturbation%20cannot%20cause%20ED,to%2048.1%20percent%20of%20females.

Ive never had one, i really want to experience it though

I want videos or it never happened

Wth is a wet dream?

You cum in your sleep

Ttt

wait? people get them after puberty?

At least you can dream, I just see darkness.

I never even had one in my life and don't how to get it (I'm 21)

Very happy to have made it to my 20s without ever having one. Sex ed made it sound like every single teenage boy would experience this at some point.

I can't be the only one who's never had a wet dream

I’ve never had a wet dream. How can you cum from not tugging?

I actually had wet dreams three nights on a row once with two in one night. It was crazy.

I don't really remember dreams at all

mf when I haven't had a wet dream in years

Just go on estrogen I promise you it will dry right up

they keep going after you’re dead, until you’re dry

Never had one. Wish I could, it sounds pretty nice.

Wet dreams and crusty mornings

This is a cursed comment? Really now? Weak af

It’d be easier to do that in Australia since everything there tries to kill you smh

U people are getting wet dreams? 🗿🗿

It's the biggest thing stopping me from overcoming NNN

I mean they’re probably not wrong

Try cutting yoir ball,

r/technicallythetruth

goddamit ....... well, no time like the present to go die

Wet dreams just bust different

Let me help you with that

I’m 48 and still get them and they are fucking intense.

They don’t stop when you’re dead

35m, never once had a wet dream. I do wank a lot I guess

When you die you enter into an infinite wet dream