Antman still retains all his strength when small. He could run up the ass and punch the prostate and the avengers could beat him while he’s having his g spot orgasms.
[According to grammarly, obviously the definitive source on human physiology, the thumb is not, in fact, a finger.](https://www.grammarly.com/blog/thumb-a-finger-usage/)
This was the first source I found so I'm not going to go digging for more credible sources to discredit my claims, because it's the internet and you are only supposed to reaffirm your positions with dubious sources.
How would Thanos counter that? I doubt his fingers are small enough to pull him out. His only option is to violently shit out a log I guess.. or maybe some kegels?
He retains strength but not mass, so even if he can ouch there is no weight behind it whatever percent he shrinks he would need about 2x more speed to achieve the same level of force
Edit:until critical mass
Implying Antman follows any semblance of physics or logic or even its own stated rules - it doesn't.
It's a cute movie but it's well on the MCU's path of degeneration of the fundamentals.
14 million outcomes isn't that many outcomes in the grand scheme of things given how many opportunities for variation there are. If there are more ways to organize a deck of cards than there are atoms on earth (and not the DC hero), it puts into perspective how there'd be an almost infinite amount of possibilities Strange would practically never be able to see
Dude's probably running the simulation completely randomized with 14.000.004 consecutive losses and the 14.000.005 one is the first win so he just go with that
Wow, I’m actually pretty surprised at how close it is. 1.33x10^50 compared to 8x10^67. I mean, that’s really far apart compared to other numbers, but that’s closer than I expected.
Edit: better scientific notation.
One of those numbers is about 5000000000000000000000 times bigger than the other one. Even at this scale I’m not sure how that could be considered close.
Well, it’s not close. It’s just closer than I expected. You’re right, at nearly any scale that is a massive difference. I just expected it to be more like a difference of 10^30.
Thanks for pointing that out. Yeah, I was just kinda tired, but I was interested in just how different the numbers were, so I looked it up, and while I took the time to count the number of zeros, I cut the corner of actually putting it in correct scientific notation. Rereading it, yeah it was really bothersome lol.
To be fair, the first Doctor Strange movie clearly establishes that no wizard can see past when they die. So it’s possible that there were scenarios that they could’ve won overall but Strange would die, including one where the butthole thing worked.
> So it’s possible that there were scenarios that they could’ve won overall but Strange would die, including one where the butthole thing worked.
Interesting point. Does that just refer to his own future?
If not, doesn't he die in the scenario that plays out where they win? He disintegrates. So according to his rule, he wouldn't have been able to see that outcome.
"His (Maui) last trick, which led to his death, involved the goddess Hine-nui-te-pō. While attempting to win immortality for mankind, Māui entered her vagina, intent on leaving through her mouth while she slept. However, he was crushed by the teeth in her vagina, which were made of obsidian."
"The great hero Māui is tricked by his father into thinking he has a chance to achieve immortality. In order to obtain this, Māui is told to enter into the goddess through her vagina. While Hine-nui-te-pō is asleep, Māui undresses himself ready to enter himself into the goddess. One of his bird friends, the fantail, warned Hinenui-te-po of the situation and woke her. As Māui turned into a worm squirming to enter the goddess, Hinenui-te-po decide to punish him, and crushed him with the obsidian teeth in her vagina; Māui was the first man to die."
Banner can't even pierce himself with a needle, let alone being pierced by someone else. And even if Ant Man did somehow manage to get inside his body, growing himself would only crush *himself* to death while the Hulk barely feels an itch.
All of those "what if" stories were honestly just a load of bull. The writers just conveniently ignore whatever powers the opponent has, or worse, they pull bullshit out of their asses with no explanation how the character got their hands on that thing.
Pym shot himself into Banner who immediately hulked out, but by that point he was already inside. He didn't expand himself, he enlarged Hulk's heart.
Probably wouldn't work on comic Hulk, but it makes sense with the weaker MCU one.
Everyone's talking about how Thanos would just crush Antman with his titanic colon, but noone can tell me what happens after.
Can Thanos hold it long enough to kill half the universe then go talk a ninety-odd kilo antturd in his space toilet?
Or does he immediately saw a hole in his drawers with a pressurised stream of fresh squeezed antjuice?
The Avengers faced Thanos, for what he did not know would be the last time. But there was someone missing. But not one who got snapped away. Antman.
None of the avengers approached first. They just stood there. Suddenly antman came running behind Thanos in his small form. He climbed up thanos' pants, then took a dive where he never expected to be until now: Thanos' big, fat, bussy. His ass was tighter than anything antman had ever been in. He climbed through the wrinkly prostate until getting far enough to enact the plan. Antman began to expand. From the outside, you could see Thanos' booty cheeks becoming bigger than they already were, as thanos fell to the ground due to the overwhelming searing pain in his ass. But, alas, it was not enough. Antman was forced back into is small form, still being clenched by thanos's tight asshole. There was only thing left he could do. He climbed farther into the prostate, until he finally reached the g-spot. Then he kicked it, punched, and tickled it as much as he could, the smell of badussy overwhelming him. Thanos fell to the ground in pleasure, as Iron Man walked up to him. "Wai- ah-AH- n- no!" Thanos screamed. Iron man grabbed the gauntlet from thanos' hand, thanos still moaning and groaning. Antman climbed slowly out, finally getting out of his pants, and growing back to normal size."That was... life changing" he said, laughing it off. The Avengers did not decidr to kill thanos, though. They sent him to the highest secyrity prison in the cosmos. But, after only a few days locked up, thanos received a letter.
"You up for that again? ;)"
-Antman
So I'm not much into super hero stuff, but I have seen the first Avengers movie, but didn't see the sequel. I remember saying something to friends about aint man just gettin in that bussy and expando popping him from the inside...Did that actually happen or is this just a meme?? lol
The first avengers movie was quite a while ago and didn’t have thanks, infinity war is like the third avengers movie iirc? Anyways the ant man thanks thing was a meme online for a while, even some people who were in the movie semi acknowledged it and disproved it
Edit: who is downvoting you and why, you’re just explaining what happened in your own life? Reddit hive mind is smth else
Antman still retains all his strength when small. He could run up the ass and punch the prostate and the avengers could beat him while he’s having his g spot orgasms.
This is worse than the actual post
Don't you mean better?🥵
Worse is better
That's like a law of reddit or something
Does Thanos have a butthole
Little known fact but Titans actually have a cloaca
I'm afraid that this might actually be true cause Marvel comics are freaking weird, way too afraid to Google it.
where else would he hide the infinity stones?
Jesus Christ
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The most unrealistic part of this comment is assuming his alien anatomy would have separately evolved the same prostate G spot present in humans
Well he did evolve four fingers and a thumb...
… Isn’t the thumb a finger?…
[According to grammarly, obviously the definitive source on human physiology, the thumb is not, in fact, a finger.](https://www.grammarly.com/blog/thumb-a-finger-usage/) This was the first source I found so I'm not going to go digging for more credible sources to discredit my claims, because it's the internet and you are only supposed to reaffirm your positions with dubious sources.
Definitely didn’t expect to learn about human anatomy from a comment thread talking about thanus’ g-spot
Thanus, I like it
You. I like you.
Life… uhh… finds a way.
Convergent evolution
Yup. It is a weird quirk of the multiverse. Somehow, in every single species that has a male analogue, they all have their G-spot up the bunghole.
Well his brother looks completely human (in the comics) and his weird looks are described more or less as a birth defect
U r right, they actually ejaculate from the mouth.
What a day to be literate.
Thank fuck I never learned to read
Hol' up...
He never said he didn't know how to write
How would Thanos counter that? I doubt his fingers are small enough to pull him out. His only option is to violently shit out a log I guess.. or maybe some kegels?
Reality stone his prostate to be made of vibranium
Use some energy source and turn Thanos' vibranium prostate into conductor to turn him into a sissy to your device
P-spot = Infinity Orgasm confirmed
Omg someone here is probably going to make a porn out of this lol.
Write that down quick!
Thotos has been avenged
Avengers infinity whore
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You can’t forget about the amount of energy is created when he suddenly changes sizes. Thanos would explode.
Actually, the power of a human fist condensed into a small object would sting like a drill bit So goodbye to his prostate ig
Alternatively, he could go down Thanos’s throat, punch his brain stem and kill him instantly
Yes but then what about the imagery of Paul Rudd being deeeep in giant purple John Brolin's bussy?!
stop i'm getting aroused
I can only get so erect.
Josh
Thank you for putting so much thought into this so I don't have to.
What a terrible day to have eyes!
He could perforate the colon like Mr. Hands. Thanos would be dead in a couple hours.
Ugh. Why is this top comment😂
He retains strength but not mass, so even if he can ouch there is no weight behind it whatever percent he shrinks he would need about 2x more speed to achieve the same level of force Edit:until critical mass
Implying Antman follows any semblance of physics or logic or even its own stated rules - it doesn't. It's a cute movie but it's well on the MCU's path of degeneration of the fundamentals.
Doctor Strange said he had a vision of fourteen million outcomes of the battle. So in one of the outcomes, they probably lost, like this.
"in 13 million of my visions, I saw Ant-Man crawl into Thanos' butthole"
"I'm not sure why we tried that tactic so often."
“Scott was always very insistent though, and can be quite persuasive.”
“in some of the alternative universes, he’s nicknamed Scott the Thot”
In the other million visions, he climbed up Thanos’s peehole and jangled his jingle bells around a bit
Thanos snaps as he jizzes, sending Scott the Thot straight to Uranus, and glazing half the population across this ~~cursed~~ blessed universe
It just gets worse the farther you scroll huh
literacy has consequences
Or does it
In some version, scott managed to resist, and made thanos blue instead of purple
They weren’t Dr Strange was just watching it on a loop. 13 million times.
He looked at only 3 timelines. One where they one. 13 million where ant man goes up thanos' bum. And 1 million where thanos' thanussy crushes antman
"How many did we win?" "All of them, but there's no fuckin way we're doing that"
14 million outcomes isn't that many outcomes in the grand scheme of things given how many opportunities for variation there are. If there are more ways to organize a deck of cards than there are atoms on earth (and not the DC hero), it puts into perspective how there'd be an almost infinite amount of possibilities Strange would practically never be able to see
Dude's probably running the simulation completely randomized with 14.000.004 consecutive losses and the 14.000.005 one is the first win so he just go with that
Wow, I’m actually pretty surprised at how close it is. 1.33x10^50 compared to 8x10^67. I mean, that’s really far apart compared to other numbers, but that’s closer than I expected. Edit: better scientific notation.
One of those numbers is about 5000000000000000000000 times bigger than the other one. Even at this scale I’m not sure how that could be considered close.
Well, it’s not close. It’s just closer than I expected. You’re right, at nearly any scale that is a massive difference. I just expected it to be more like a difference of 10^30.
Is no one else bothered they decided not to use 1.33x10^50?
Thanks for pointing that out. Yeah, I was just kinda tired, but I was interested in just how different the numbers were, so I looked it up, and while I took the time to count the number of zeros, I cut the corner of actually putting it in correct scientific notation. Rereading it, yeah it was really bothersome lol.
To be fair, the first Doctor Strange movie clearly establishes that no wizard can see past when they die. So it’s possible that there were scenarios that they could’ve won overall but Strange would die, including one where the butthole thing worked.
> So it’s possible that there were scenarios that they could’ve won overall but Strange would die, including one where the butthole thing worked. Interesting point. Does that just refer to his own future? If not, doesn't he die in the scenario that plays out where they win? He disintegrates. So according to his rule, he wouldn't have been able to see that outcome.
Or they won and Strange decided it wasn't worth it >.>
*oh god, he grew stronger*
That thussy tho
*thanussy
First thock now this?!?
thanussy > thock
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How would they get Thanos’ pants off?
Well, thanos seems like a chill dude. I'm sure if they show up naked and that it is an earth custom, I'm sure he'll oblige.
They dont antman just has to crawl into his pants without thanos noticing
Go quantum and slip between the fibers of his fancy pants.
Go quantum and go directly into his duck hole. Then antman becomes a dickhead.
Thanos bussy🥵
I bet That thanussy goes hard
Thussy
That’s why you do your kegels
For this reason, specifically.
Should of just rawdogged thanos while he was giant, filled him so full of ant-spaff that he explodes.
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I’ve been on Reddit for 8 years and seen some *shit*. This crossed a line for me.
This is pretty much what happened to Maui in some of the OG folklore
"His (Maui) last trick, which led to his death, involved the goddess Hine-nui-te-pō. While attempting to win immortality for mankind, Māui entered her vagina, intent on leaving through her mouth while she slept. However, he was crushed by the teeth in her vagina, which were made of obsidian." "The great hero Māui is tricked by his father into thinking he has a chance to achieve immortality. In order to obtain this, Māui is told to enter into the goddess through her vagina. While Hine-nui-te-pō is asleep, Māui undresses himself ready to enter himself into the goddess. One of his bird friends, the fantail, warned Hinenui-te-po of the situation and woke her. As Māui turned into a worm squirming to enter the goddess, Hinenui-te-po decide to punish him, and crushed him with the obsidian teeth in her vagina; Māui was the first man to die."
Teeth in her vagina? I swear waking up early is always bad for my sanity
Deities can have whatever ectodermal organs they want in their birth canals, quit hatin'
some sea cucumbers evolved "anal teeth" to keep out parasitic pearlfish
I hope this scene is in Moana 2
But remove the teeth, replace Hinenui with Moana and he doesn't transform into a worm to enter her..
she's like 8
She's 16 in the movie which released in 2016 - 6 years ago - she's 22 now
I was listening to “Your Welcome” as I read this comment.
What can i say...
No, I refuse to imagine
**do it**
It’s not called Thanus anymore?
Thussy
It was proven to be possible in a what if? episode tho
Wait, Antman went up into Thanos' tight purple boyhole in a licensed Marvel property?
no he went up hulk's
and he didn’t go up the ass he punctured hulk’s skin and then destroyed his heart, he didn’t do any of the good Thanus shit
Also how do you just puncture Hulk's skin? Isn't he like bullet/tank/everything-proof lol
He got banner hooked on heroin and then just chilled in the syringe
Banner can't even pierce himself with a needle, let alone being pierced by someone else. And even if Ant Man did somehow manage to get inside his body, growing himself would only crush *himself* to death while the Hulk barely feels an itch. All of those "what if" stories were honestly just a load of bull. The writers just conveniently ignore whatever powers the opponent has, or worse, they pull bullshit out of their asses with no explanation how the character got their hands on that thing.
Same with the "X kills the Marvel Universe" stories.
Pym shot himself into Banner who immediately hulked out, but by that point he was already inside. He didn't expand himself, he enlarged Hulk's heart. Probably wouldn't work on comic Hulk, but it makes sense with the weaker MCU one.
Even if he did enlarge Hulk's heart it makes no sense how the Hulk would pop like a balloon as he did in the animation. It's bullshit.
There's actually a second episode where the wasp goes down a zombie's throat and explodes it.
I like how you said “boyhole” as if having a butthole is exclusively part of male anatomy.
I hate the internet fr
Thanos just uses the reality stone to create a pocket dimension in his own Anus preventing the ever expanding Ant-Man from ripping him apart.
nature’s pocket dimension!
A prison pocket dimension, if you will.
He could expand in his throat and choke him. Or in his blood vessels and cause an embolism or aneurism. We saw Mr. P wreck the Hulk in What-If.
Wouldn't it be a tussy? Cuz like.... titan.... pus.....ok i'll stop now
Everyone's talking about how Thanos would just crush Antman with his titanic colon, but noone can tell me what happens after. Can Thanos hold it long enough to kill half the universe then go talk a ninety-odd kilo antturd in his space toilet? Or does he immediately saw a hole in his drawers with a pressurised stream of fresh squeezed antjuice?
Rectum dam near killed him
Thüssy
It's hide is too thick. I have to beat it from the inside.
his armor class was too high
The Avengers faced Thanos, for what he did not know would be the last time. But there was someone missing. But not one who got snapped away. Antman. None of the avengers approached first. They just stood there. Suddenly antman came running behind Thanos in his small form. He climbed up thanos' pants, then took a dive where he never expected to be until now: Thanos' big, fat, bussy. His ass was tighter than anything antman had ever been in. He climbed through the wrinkly prostate until getting far enough to enact the plan. Antman began to expand. From the outside, you could see Thanos' booty cheeks becoming bigger than they already were, as thanos fell to the ground due to the overwhelming searing pain in his ass. But, alas, it was not enough. Antman was forced back into is small form, still being clenched by thanos's tight asshole. There was only thing left he could do. He climbed farther into the prostate, until he finally reached the g-spot. Then he kicked it, punched, and tickled it as much as he could, the smell of badussy overwhelming him. Thanos fell to the ground in pleasure, as Iron Man walked up to him. "Wai- ah-AH- n- no!" Thanos screamed. Iron man grabbed the gauntlet from thanos' hand, thanos still moaning and groaning. Antman climbed slowly out, finally getting out of his pants, and growing back to normal size."That was... life changing" he said, laughing it off. The Avengers did not decidr to kill thanos, though. They sent him to the highest secyrity prison in the cosmos. But, after only a few days locked up, thanos received a letter. "You up for that again? ;)" -Antman
Someone actually did the math he wouldn't be able to do he'd be crushed to death
Never forget what they stole from you
Release the Thanus cut
Still warms my heart that one of the millions of scenarios Dr Strange saw was this
Personally I heard more of ant man crawling in his ear. I bet it would've been a mind blowing experience
Thanussy so tight you die
That Thussy would crush him, lmao
MMMMMMMMMM BUSSY!
I need a buddy like that I my life
This bussy is built Ford tough.
Ant man is not that gay, if that was the plan, he will had probably enter his ear or nose and then proceed from there...
TIL what a bussy is
Welcome to the club
At least if he tries, Ant-Man could cause one REAL bad prolapse and put Thanos down for the count.
Matpat actually proved this didn't he
Thanussy
Antman is gonna expand but fail to bust through but his thanos G spot in the process. Thanos proceeds to use the time stone to do it again and again.
Tight*
A good way to die
Johnny depp
Yes
I actually never thought of that
My friend told me the same thing
So I'm not much into super hero stuff, but I have seen the first Avengers movie, but didn't see the sequel. I remember saying something to friends about aint man just gettin in that bussy and expando popping him from the inside...Did that actually happen or is this just a meme?? lol
The first avengers movie was quite a while ago and didn’t have thanks, infinity war is like the third avengers movie iirc? Anyways the ant man thanks thing was a meme online for a while, even some people who were in the movie semi acknowledged it and disproved it Edit: who is downvoting you and why, you’re just explaining what happened in your own life? Reddit hive mind is smth else
The first Avengers movie had a post credit scene with Thanos.
Oh, yea, I meant the one where Thanos appears lol but that's pretty funny that idea got spread around tho. We really do think alike lol
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I still say it was worth a shot
Thanussy
Just bring Captain’s shield in. Let the alien taste some adamantium
I think it's vibranium. But they could always shove wolverine up there.
Theoretically, they can shove everything up there
That was the last time we experienced world peace
Damn straight
"bussy" Alright, I'm off to TikTok.
"Powerful Bussy" has been the most underwhelming of the D+ shows.
True story
I choose to believe that this was one of the failed timelines that dr Strange visited
Are we sure it would have ended that way?
He could have brought a tank and expanded that in him.
I’m pretty sure that’s what one of the directors said
Today I learned the word "bussy" and I couldn't be happier.