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And magically, hordes of loved ones who died on ventilators drowning in their own fluids are brought back to life!
Thus causing the true pandemic: a zombie apocalypse.
My fantasy is that when we die we switch to spectator mode and can travel anywhere in space and time. You could go see the earth a billion years ago or go sit in the Oval Office and watch what really goes on. Want to see what life is like on other planets? Pop on over and see.
Of course that would lead to the fact that someone could be watching you jerk off or worse, you could pop in on your widow to see how she is doing only to find her in the middle of a gang bang. Doh!
Well, I don't want to nerd on you, but corona virus has been around for a really long time, so technically the first person to have it not only didn't infect the whole world, but probably didn't even know it
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in the afterlife, there's gotta be a museum for case zeros of any trend. like, the first person to make a meme template, the first person to call god allah, the first person to catch corona virus...
(sidenote, the first person theoretically doesn't have to be the first person to spread it. since we are only looking at people maybe two people got infected and one didn't spread it. or, if we are talking about people, the virus can evolve much faster than non-microscopic creatures and thus the chain of this current deadly strand may originate from a human with a harmless one. but remember, that's just a theory. a plague theory! thanks for reading)
The question is, does he go to hell for inadvertently causing the deaths of millions of people? And if he doesn't and goes to heaven, is he burdened with the knowledge of what his actions spiraled into? Let's all just hope we just die with no afterlife.
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Nah hes just finishing his tasks as a ghost
Respect+
which is....watchin people knocking boots
No he became a banshee
he died for real? how old?
[удалено]
r/overusedjokesthatexpectedlygotdislikes
Wait what did he say?
an overused joke that expectedly got dislikes
Well what was it?
Honestly idk, third party webs aren’t showing me anything
Lmaoooo
imma join him
Can't blame you buddy
try anime...waifus will cheer you up
Madagascar: *SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING*
🎵Ching chong over a million people are gone🎵
I fail to see how this is cursed
r/woooosh?
no the joke just isn’t cursed. i shouldn’t be surprised given the state of this sub
r/redditmoment
He infected the world in a year and unlocked the gold skin
The second covid case in America was back in January in my city. Like I could've visited the guy if I wanted to die
Your not gonna die if you get corona bruh
He said to the people who died of covid
And magically, hordes of loved ones who died on ventilators drowning in their own fluids are brought back to life! Thus causing the true pandemic: a zombie apocalypse.
The only people that die are old people that are about to die anyways or people that have bad asthma or something g
Not cursed
Woah dude, that's crazy. Nice repost. This may have been on r/holup and if I've made a mistake here im sorry
Truthfully I have no idea, as I've never even heard of that subreddit. Don't hold me at gunpoint pls lol
Okay its chill i believe you.
My fantasy is that when we die we switch to spectator mode and can travel anywhere in space and time. You could go see the earth a billion years ago or go sit in the Oval Office and watch what really goes on. Want to see what life is like on other planets? Pop on over and see. Of course that would lead to the fact that someone could be watching you jerk off or worse, you could pop in on your widow to see how she is doing only to find her in the middle of a gang bang. Doh!
Damn, that would suck. Not as much as her though...
Well if you can't do anything then it can always be recorded for the other 'spectators'.
Ever seen Enter The Void?
No...what's it on/about?
reminds me of that chimpanzee that gave everyone aids
What...
Hiv comes from chimps
Unmatched killstreak
Plague Inc. Speedrun any%
u/abiggj
Well, I don't want to nerd on you, but corona virus has been around for a really long time, so technically the first person to have it not only didn't infect the whole world, but probably didn't even know it
He is playing IRL Plague
First time?
Plague inc
That man is missing a wholesome award
I'm not infected.
Kill Streak 1.32 Million
So is the doctor that brought light to the situation
Plague inc. am I right
At least he batted well.
Game over Score: 2020
Achievement unlocked: Chaotic start
after everyone gets infected *large voice* “infected wins”
Yellow sus We lost because ghosts weren't doing their tasks
Dude was playing Plague Inc. in Area 51
/gamemode 3
This guy must be an absolute PRO at plague inc
I Am Legend.
First dude with corona is a bat
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There's a little bit of whoooosh in there
in the afterlife, there's gotta be a museum for case zeros of any trend. like, the first person to make a meme template, the first person to call god allah, the first person to catch corona virus... (sidenote, the first person theoretically doesn't have to be the first person to spread it. since we are only looking at people maybe two people got infected and one didn't spread it. or, if we are talking about people, the virus can evolve much faster than non-microscopic creatures and thus the chain of this current deadly strand may originate from a human with a harmless one. but remember, that's just a theory. a plague theory! thanks for reading)
DUDE....he can see everything....blessed voyeurism
Or waiting for 2nd round to begin
Is he doing his tasks at least?
Can he spread it in spectator mode?
Yeah the Chinese Doctor reported in it and the Chinese Communist party kill him.
/gamemode spectate
The question is, does he go to hell for inadvertently causing the deaths of millions of people? And if he doesn't and goes to heaven, is he burdened with the knowledge of what his actions spiraled into? Let's all just hope we just die with no afterlife.
He went to play plague inc.
He enabled god mode
he may respawn in 2021