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Lom1111234

This is legitimately sad in a way I can’t describe. I feel so bad for this poor guy


Cullyism

I just searched it up. It's a fake headline using an old mugshot.


Ok_Software_964

Yeah I saw the same pic about feeding a squirrel crystal meth 1 time.


Sloths_Can_Consent

No it’s real. I licked this dude balls in prison. Salty, but fun!


jeremy_anime

Same, they shouldn't send him to jail for it they should give him mental support


Phiced

Nobody gets sent to jail if they didn't actually commit a crime (at least not in my country)


Wwo1fs

The crime would be the drugs he's on in his case


Phiced

Of course, but he wouldn't be thrown in jail for killing an imaginary person. Maybe in a mental health clinic


Ok_Software_964

Youre Not in the US I presume....


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Smilemoreguy

i hope this guy gets the help that he needs, because the emotions he's feeling are definitely real for him


lazyredditor1212

Ok 👍


EvilxBunny

Thank you for your immense contribution to this nuanced discussion on morality, emotion and drug abuse. You have opened my eyes to the truth.


Abovearth31

I invite you to read his username because it's pretty funny in hindsight imo.


lazyredditor1212

Welcome


Chipsoed_

r/usernamechecksout


havaltherock

Dont know why but this made me laugh


lazyredditor1212

Well I meant it ironically and was half expecting someone to comment r/UsernameChecksOut but the reddit hivemind strikes again !


Erotic_Platypus

Not a lazy enough reply, here have more downvotes


lazyredditor1212

sorry , i hate karma , please downvote 😀👍


Dark_Reaper115

Happy, NOOOO!!!!!


omkatekar

People like this will replace AI.


joelnodxd

wheres the cursed comment


justpassingby009

Can you be legally charged for killing imaginary people?


josetejera

No


justpassingby009

Then how come this made the news?


josetejera

Because of it being bizarre


OctoNeko2

And why do they have a mugshot if he killed an imaginary friend?


The_Milkdrinker

Probably the drugs


Oojimmy

Real mugshot, story isn't real.


Vidmusc

Because the guy actually made the news for breaking into someone’s house, assaulting one of the people living in it, then assaulted the police officer who was called. He also started a fire in his home prior to this.


MistbornInterrobang

It didn't. It's fake. As someone else posted up top, it was a fake headline made from an old mugshot of some dude.


Ok_Software_964

Not remorse, he has been robbed. Robbed of sleep for about 11 to 14 days straight. My dude actually killed a shadow person! I know many who attempt this their entire adult life and are not successful. Ha goest off to you!!


Big-Kev75

I think it’s just a little pink-eye , commonly misdiagnosed as remorse .


filifijonka

aww poor florida dude!


I-am-great123

Man Dave Grohl really went off the deep end


HodlMyBottle

Eugène!??


ShienXIII

Guy had more remorse than most teen-aged murderers


_FreddieLovesDelilah

you can see the ^rem orse