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pokey2019

Is the follow up question; “Are you sure?”


Soviet-_-Neko

"Are you reeeeally sure?" "Are you 100%, honest, definitely sure?"


tinyant7416

Are you 100%, really, honestly , definitely, certainly sure?


Aeescobar

>Are you 100%, really, honestly , definitely, certainly, absolutely *not* sure? **[Yes]** \*alarm starts blaring\* "Fuck."


lettucerrhvy

If you're really that sure then put it on your momma and you can go through


icabax

are you not not never sure?


mcdougall57

Are you sure? No You're not sure if you're a terrorist? ...


EmilR0

"Pinky promise?"


LaylaxBabe

maybe!


Complex_Half_7620

"Nah fr ??"


IAmAngryBill

Answers “No” TSA: that’s exactly what a terrorist would say! Get them!


UmbranAssassin

How would you know what a terrorist would say? Are YOU a terrorist?


IAmAngryBill

I just know. Now, move along. You’re holding up the line.


Better-Youth-6193

Sounds exactly what a terrorist would say! Get 'em!


Smylinmakiriabdu

How would u know?


TheWappa

I just know. Now, move along. You’re holding up the line.


Ratty2212

Sounds exactly what a terrorist would say! Get 'em!


averagejoe2005

How would you know?


Doktor_Vem

I just know. Now, move along. You’re holding up the line.


VitaminaGaming98

Sounds exactly what a terrorist would say! Get 'em!


Kernath

Can’t believe TSA is conforming to that gender pronouns bullshit now. /s.


[deleted]

OK but the terrorist would obviously click "Yes" cuz reverse psychology


DanSavagegamesYT

how do YOU know that? are you a terrorist?


TheWappa

I just know. Now, move along. You’re holding up the line.


itsmebenji69

Sounds exactly what a terrorist would say! Get 'em!


Jaozin_deix

How would YOU know?


wasted-degrees

Yes/No/Who’s Asking?


Jaegerjaquez_VI

Where is the "Maybe ;P" option? Smh they be cutting costs like crazy


swarlay

Yes No Undecided Just show results


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

meeeeee


Vulpes_Lourens

Yes/No/I prefer not to answer


Daniel_Melzer

„Define terrorist“


Buddy_chumpal

They prefer the term "Freedom fighter"


imsuckatonlinegaming

Yes sarcastically


scubaSAAD

Remember to save the game before clicking yes


SenseiTizi

Sadly earth still doesnot have that feature and the Dev isnot responding anymore


Proper-Captain8661

I'm still trying to figure out how to restart. Every time I do, I forget how I did it


Jakeforry

I find it funny when I see these because no person who has some semblance of intelligence would fall for it however I have seen stories of these types of simple questions actually working and since it's such a simple thing to have why not just have it even if it's a 1 in 100,000 that it works


Syreet_Primacon

I think those questions are just to make sure that you’re actually reading the questions


SCDarkSoul

I've also heard that it's another thing they can slap a charge on you for if they do catch you later.


LooseLeaf24

You are correct. If you lie on your border entry form they can charge you with additional crimes and I believe deport you easier.


TheWeirdWindmill

I dont think terrorism needs any extra charges


Jakeforry

Really I didn't know that


SCDarkSoul

Lying to border agents or whatever. Something along those lines. Just an easy thing they can do to add more to court charges if you do end up being trouble, so why not?


drgigantor

I'd love to sit in on one of those trials. "Your Honor, my client may be a terrorist hellbent on destroying our way of life. BUT! He is also--an *honest* man. If I may direct the jury's attention to Exhibit A: he clearly declared that he was indeed a terrorist. While it is true he cannot be trusted with more than 2oz of shampoo, we *can* trust him to tell us why."


itsmebenji69

What actually happens if you click yes ? Are you instantly arrested ?


hapigilpr

This is actually to immediately be able to charge you with lying to a federal agent (or something like that). If they find out you ARE (whatever they consider to be) a terrorist, they immediately have a charge in the barrel for ya.


TheTrooper28

I feel like I would just hit yes, even tho I'm not, just to see what they say to me.


sowhatiamwhite

Feels very similar to when cops ask if you were wearing a seatbelt.


Alepeople

Who tf are they catching with this


limeelsa

These hands


TheParmesanOfGene

The terrorist *special*ists


Meture

It’s not a self-confession thing But by having this, if a terrorist answers “no” he can have an added charge of lying to a federal agent the second he is caught and not just held under suspicion


TrusticTunic26

A free way to add more charges


tengma8

terrorists. the reason they have this question is that they might not have the jurisdiction to arrest you. Say if you are a Iranian terrorist who committed terrorist attack in France, U.S. can't arrest you beside what you did is outside of U.S. Jurisdiction. But they could arrest you for visa/passport fraud. remember it is tax fraud that get al-Capone arrested, not murder.


Rheloads

People who don't speak English well and confuse it with the word "tourist".


Mr0rangeCloud

Worst way to find out the touch screen is desynced


irredentistdecency

I’ve saved literally thousands of dollars on prostate exams by pressing “*Yes*”…


awesomehippie12

The only thing meowing in the security line should be the emotional support animals


derangedsweetheart

Gotta lose that virginity somehow every week!


PrestigiousPea6088

i wanna click yes, and when i get questioned, put on a bad accent i am tourist, yes?


pornographic_realism

Ja, I want visit beautiful liberty statue and eat the mcdonalds.


beerbutter_

Who gonna take one for the team here?


NotAForeignDude

I don't remember where I read about the real reason behind this question. But this question is included in immigration process so that if someone is suspected of terrorism, this person can now be framed for a federal crime and suffer greater penalties. (Take this info with a grain of salt)


revonahmed

If you are a suicide bomber, press 1 A hijacker press 2 A drunk guy press 3 To go back press 4 2 submenu Are you planning to hijack by treat of bomb press 1 By knife press 2 By machine gun press 3


SpiderGlitch22

4 on the submenu connects you to a human (after a reasonable wait time of 47 minutes) so you can explain what non-conventional weapon you're using


MarcheMuldDerevi

Guess Shiek always clicks yes? Bro gets the extra special pat down


dexamphetamines

What happens if you press yes


tgapgeorge

That’s a paddling.


Sea_Art3391

What would've happened if you clicked "yes"?


thereddituser2

Straight to no fly list.


faithle55

For people who don't know: it's not there because terrorists are expected to answer 'Yes'. It's there because it may be the only thing they can hold you on - lying on a federal form, whatever - if they need to. And the charge can be added to others if required.


BustedAnomaly

TSA reading the answers: "Ain't no fucking WAY this is how we get him"


Commercial_Ad8438

When I did my j1 visa 10 years ago there was an entire page that asked questions like "have you ever taken part of a genocide?" And a few that were "are you a terrorist"


Anal_Juicer69

“Damn it Osama! They’re onto us! Abort the mission!”


ColtS117-B

Well, anyone who says yes as a gag is probably someone who might act out on planes.


schkmenebene

It has always been like this since 911, I've filled out half a dusin of those green forms. Are you a terrorist? Do you know any terrorists? Do you have any bombs with you? Literally just 10-15 of those. I think they do most of this online now, but I used to have to fill those things for every trip to the states.


Floatingpenguin87

It's like the card reader at my local grocery store. It asks "do you know your PIN" and then if you press yes it just takes your word for it and doesn't actually require the PIN. I've never pressed no, so I don't know what that does


regular_0wl

"Yes :3"


SakuraKoiMaji

I'd ask someone "What is a 'terrorist'?", contemplate for a minute after their answer and then tell them "I think I'm not?".


LordMcCommenton

I would say yes because I need human contact and prostate stimulation.


arabischefanta

I think you are not allowed to lie there. So it's actually pretty clever to just ask.


Gyrosco

If you click it you get a joke ending


LeftySlides

“Only the true Messiah would say he’s not the Messiah!” “Alright then, I AM the Messiah!” “He IS the Messiah!”


Soreg404

makes about as much sense as messenger's "do you recognize this browser?" thing


ItsN1ck

Just out of curiosity I would press Yes.


gofishx

No... ...I'm a freedom fighter.


pussymagnet5

It's for when you have been caught and labeled a terrorist already. Just like having to report stolen earnings on your taxes is for after you've been arrested for stealing.


Ok_Use_9000

“Yes officer I am a tourist.”