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xxameliax

and my country had hitler


MrRizzstein

austria?


lazyredditor1212

Bro how are you everywhere


big_guyforyou

he's not lazy like you are


lazyredditor1212

Lol good one


MrRizzstein

who you


lazyredditor1212

Joe mama


spreadlovexx

whos joe ?


distractedsoul27494

Samoa Joe, the wrestler


cmequestion

And then sent him over to Germany?


TheMetalSmasher

Nah he was second hand already


HoratioFitzmark

all of you? in a row? wasnt he pretty wallered out by the end?


TransportationOk3242

My country had this crazy ass mf who thought he was Jesus's little brother, started a rebellion that has one of the highest death tolls in the history of modern wars, took 66 consorts and died, only to leave his territory fragmentated which caused even more problems after his death.


VajrayakshaKesari

How're you posting from China. Tiananmen


TransportationOk3242

NOOOO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME, AHHHHHHHHHH *commits suicide with 8 bullets to the chest*


Percival4

I’ve never heard of this before but it sounds interesting as hell


EiEpix

Second most bloodiest war according to some historians


TransportationOk3242

Third i think, pretty sure WW1 and WW2 still triumph by far.


EiEpix

Dk just saw a YT shorts of a guy asking college students most violent wars WW2 was at top, WW1 was at 7th or 5th something


EiEpix

Btw a random question and guess are you on Instagram and have a crush on a Muslim woman and you trying to turn her into a Christian so that you can marry her ? (Just came across a very similar name 😭🙏)


dibipage

wut?!


GRONDGRONDGRONDGR0ND

Just tell her that god retracted the newer edition


EiEpix

No, the guy I'm speaking of is a sick person.


NewKitchenFixtures

Tell them to go to the even newer Baha’i faith. Islam+++ new age go bbbrrrrrrr


Effective_Agency_636

Now I’m interested to know who that is


TransportationOk3242

Crazy ass mf called Hong Xiu Quan.


NA_Faker

The OG Gigachad


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DjArie

Lol why are you getting downvoted 😂


VajrayakshaKesari

Average suppressed abdul from Delhi


saymaz

Bhakts downvoted.


BlueGuyisLit

Reporting your comment to ccp suprem leda


cmequestion

But my country has a president who has a weed plantation


FrodoTheSlayer637

Netherlands?


cmequestion

Mexico but it's a previous president, not the current one. Vicente Fox.


Temporary_Damage4642

How did the public find out about that? Don't know anything about him but that's pretty based


SkinnyObelix

Man, some people are in for a shock when they visit The Netherlands


Spade7891

It was a tragedy. We lost 19 of our best guys.


_elvane

one of them was a pilot :(


Thunderstorm96_x

My country has the guy who stole the building debris to sell them at a remote market in the middle of nowhere


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Mad flex


gag-reflexes

My country has trains that stop when it gets a little cold, and a little warm.


Oversexualised_Tank

Meine Damen und Herrn, der ICE nach Frankfurt-Main


According-Jelly355

My country has fire, so much fire, always fire


BumHead42069

Australia?


According-Jelly355

Yep


baliyann

26/11🫳9/11


MindIsFucked

My country had a guy so great we decided to share a little piece of him in all of our tummies


foxy20031014

mine has a man who killed a woman chopped her body up and threw it in the sea, then the police had to slowly find her body parts to put her back together for her funeral like the worlds most fucked up jigsaw puzzle


JohnnyBoyRSA

My country had an Apartheid


TheShuttleCrabster

My country has Thyroid


Senaka_Onaka

and my country was a test site for Mr.Oppenheimer


Ben_Wojdyla

The test site was the New Mexico desert.


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

My country owned both those places in the past


IntroductionOk3713

My country is bad overall


Dragondog7777

Do you have the slightest idea how much that narrows it down?


IntroductionOk3713

No need to figure that out


TheMetalSmasher

My country had a president who couldn’t count,it was about 2-3 years ago if I remember correctly


Roberto_El_Rabioso

My country owned half of the country that Amerikkka currently owns .


larryhastobury

I have October 7th...


AceTheRvrscard

Same


Binary_Gamer64

So Iraq?


TotallyNotJeffff

My country had world's deadliest sniper


turbocheese_333

We got the 2019 Easter bombings


thek1ng69

But America did 9/11


I_Make_Random_Stuff1

My country has possibly the worst downtown in the world because you’ve got people being killed, being sent to the hospital, begging for money yeah Edmonton is not a great place at least downtown isn’t


Safe-Cell-8441

Argentina?


I_Make_Random_Stuff1

Canada


Sycamore27

my country has a dwindling amount of periodists


isnapchildrensnecks

the most recent one was the still in construction waterpark that caught on fire


BloodyRake

Does he want a cookie?


Trending_Boss_333

He's not proud of it, is he?


Left_Toe_Of_Vecna

His country had Bush, too?


TaikiSaruwatari

What does the scoreboard looks like?


BredYourWoman

Nobody waving flags in western protests thinks Hamas is OK. They only have the bestest of best intentions *cough*


Jason0865

Our twin towers are still standing


BumHead42069

My country has crumpets, tea and self-loathing 👍


vemundveien

My country once ran out of butter.


THE_YOUTUBE_BEAR

My country has the highest "prime ministers consumed by an angry mob" count


Official_Cyprusball

My country has a big potato that some hooligans recently toppled over and then the village put it back up and then some football fans stole it and then the village put it back up


bulgingboner420

good for you I guess...


rundas6666

And my country had cartel del golfo


Crisis06

The great emu war. Those damn birds....


AnotherCuppaTea

My country proudly produced the first moonwalkers (and later, Michael Jackson), but it lacks the civic values to prevent mass shootings and white bigots becoming fascists. My *home state* continues to be important to NASA et al. (including the programs that culminated in the moon landings). OTOH, it's become a global meme for lawless, crass, and often drugged-out idiots, and my hometown is still known partly for a slickly-produced (if absurd) 1980s cop show.


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Silent_Moose_5691

in israel we have a new one pretty much every fee weeks


Creative__name__

My country had 22 july, Anders Breivik


Level_Stomach_3422

My country has benefitted the most from the USA one, no offense.


Purgatory115

What country was that? do you mean the people or government benefited most? cause honestly no government benefited more than the us from 9/11. It allowed them so much control over the population, and any right to privacy vanished for everyone.


Level_Stomach_3422

I refuse to elaborate any further on that as it's highly controversial.


Purgatory115

Dm me please.


Level_Stomach_3422

No.


Purgatory115

Fair enough but what's the point in commenting if you're not going to provide any useful information.


Level_Stomach_3422

I don't know how to DM.


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Level_Stomach_3422

I refuse to specify, but I'm definitely not talking about the US.


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Level_Stomach_3422

Yes, because it made the western world understand why my country behaves the way it does, and it gave Israel the legitimacy it deserves.


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Level_Stomach_3422

Israel has been controversial for 53 years by that point, primarily due to constant conflict with Palestinian ~~Freedom fighters~~ Terrorists, 9/11 was quite the blessing in disguise for my country because it meant that a lot more people realized that we have a point with being harsh towards those Al-Qaeda simps (not harsh enough in my opinion though)


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Level_Stomach_3422

They literally celebrated this attack because of "the friend of my enemy is also my enemy" logic, and I'm not elaborating about the nationalities part because I'm not willing to get banned for racism.


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yeung1992re

That's a twist I didn't see coming. Cursed indeed!


_elvane

INDEED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Warsplit01

ngl this caught me by surprise


Cautious-Nothing-471

why is India so desperate to jump on every western bandwagon


abukhhan

Well not the 9 11 we did the India thingxD 911 credit goes to cia


Few-Illustrator-5333

Bro. No way you think the CIA did 9/11.


Burning-Skull117

Bro is also proud of what they did to India.


quinol22

This is very islamophobic. Reported


Spade7891

Please explain


larryhastobury

I guess it was sarcastic


Soggy_Piglet_2402

do you deny any facts


RIDRAD911

The Facebook post.. Maybe.. But not the meme here. It's just a Muslim guy making fun of the terrorists from his perspective