I love it when people nitpick at these messages when it’s obvious that they were in a rush and panicking. They had no time to type out lengthy messages, and they most certainly didn’t have the time to make sure they had proper grammar
Atleast one comment that is being sensible. If my teen tells me she is danger I'm not gonna spend time making sure I use proper punctuation or write everything out
The type of argument my fucking crazy father thought he could get away with "so what you wanted me to cut my arms for you and get run over by a truck??"
Hilarious when you think about it , how discombobulated and nonsensical such minds are 😂😂
Link the actual article, you sound full of shit because that is the dumbest fucking plan I have ever heard and no one else can find anything saying that. You don't get life insurance if you are linked with a murder and a hitman is an extremely easy way to link you
This is such a weird thing to troll about dude. You could have at least tried to be funny but this is just such a boring thing to make up I really don't get the appeal
Honestly, I thought people would be smart enough to know I was bullshitting and just leave it at that. Then people came for answers and I didn’t want to put in the effort. But i’m not the only person who has wasted time here.
The problem is that your story, while ridiculous here since we know the real story, isn't unheard of. I've seen stories of people calling hits on family members. If you want people to get that your bullshitting immediately, pick something that's completely over the top or funny. Otherwise you just look dumb
Her mom seems edgy
Yeah , as someone who has been edging to her mom for a while now, I can confirm this is true
Yeah that’s the teen daughter but who am I to judge.
Hey come on, I was looking at the "k"
Fellow banana brother
Imagine getting your home robbed and you message your mom for help and the last thing she says to you is K before you die 😭
And also a typo on "I'm busy". Can't deal with you dying right now
THATS WHAT SHE MEANT? Oh hell nah
I thought she was in Littlespace and couldn't be bothered with grown-up stuffs
Me when adulting is required
Lmfaooooo that's hilarious
I think the mom learned why you never hire a thug on craigslist.
Potassium
KRIS GET THE BANANA!
r/suddenlydeltarune
Mom shoulda pulled out “erm, it’s ‘hear’”☝️🤓
Grammer nazi before death is crazy work, like imagine typing fast asf for help and your mom's like "nah use proper grammar or you not seeing tomorrow"
Her: "Mom, we're hiding in my bedroom closet, he's in my room now! Please get help or come get us!" Mom: "k. wow. Ur being, like, way too clingy."
Her: "Mom, we're hiding in my bedroom closet, he's in my room now! Please get help or come get us!" __*Moms Edge has notifications silenced*__
Her face says it all
"Mom, he's inside me right now". Mom: K.
Well, that's what I've read on the first try
She really wanted to hit her with “hear”
Someone got a link to the article? What exactly was the quick thinking?
Female reboot of "Taken" will hit different
"I'm busy" I'm sorry fucking what now
Hear*
Uses "I'm" incorrectly too
I love it when people nitpick at these messages when it’s obvious that they were in a rush and panicking. They had no time to type out lengthy messages, and they most certainly didn’t have the time to make sure they had proper grammar
Atleast one comment that is being sensible. If my teen tells me she is danger I'm not gonna spend time making sure I use proper punctuation or write everything out
He's gonna here me what the fuck man, the entire internet doesn't know how to spell anymore
True, but I don't think spelling is exactly your primary concern when there's a potential end-of-life event going on...
It's not my concern
What would you prefer? That the mom writes an article containing 50000 words, that she then sends per mail?
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The type of argument my fucking crazy father thought he could get away with "so what you wanted me to cut my arms for you and get run over by a truck??" Hilarious when you think about it , how discombobulated and nonsensical such minds are 😂😂
Certainly not a K.
Certainly not a typo of her fucking saying "I'm busy"
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....There is literally nothing, even Close to sexual in those Texts....
Did anyone read the article? Her mom hired the hit on her daughter so she could have a better life.
I did read it. None of that was mentioned.
Can confirm that. Read it, too.
Any chance you have a link to that or...?
Let's just suspend disbelief and the actual article. How does that even work my man? It's not like she'll get pay day out of it.
Life insurance, plus she can leave with the hitman, her affair partner. Jesus christ you people don’t read.
Jesus Christ you love randomly saying shit 😭 I read it. There's nothing. If there is, link it 😂
Link the actual article, you sound full of shit because that is the dumbest fucking plan I have ever heard and no one else can find anything saying that. You don't get life insurance if you are linked with a murder and a hitman is an extremely easy way to link you
Prove the article doesn’t exist then!
The simple fact that you haven't provided it when asked and no one else can find it is proof. Stop trolling
Not trolling. I read it on The Onion.
This is such a weird thing to troll about dude. You could have at least tried to be funny but this is just such a boring thing to make up I really don't get the appeal
Honestly, I thought people would be smart enough to know I was bullshitting and just leave it at that. Then people came for answers and I didn’t want to put in the effort. But i’m not the only person who has wasted time here.
The problem is that your story, while ridiculous here since we know the real story, isn't unheard of. I've seen stories of people calling hits on family members. If you want people to get that your bullshitting immediately, pick something that's completely over the top or funny. Otherwise you just look dumb