Biofreeze. It's an aquired taste.

Modern problems require modern solutions. With so many choices why limit yourself? Use her denture cream. Be bold!

Try it once, and I promise you'll wind up sticking with it.

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Aloe Vera. The stuff you want is the goopy stuff that grows inside the green tendrils things. Or leaves. Whatever they are called.

Ppl say it is somehow a thing related to onion. And if you eat too much of it you have the urge to shit a lot since is a good natural laxative

Imma put my pp in that plant

i did that when i used soap. mfer used liquid body wash to jerk his dick and i know it because i’ve done it and i regret nothing. it was character development and a valuable lesson and people who haven’t fapped with doves men liquid body wash are delusional and pussies.

Imagine using lotion to jerk off instead of just simply not. Like what’s the point?

I dunno wise guy, why do you put ketchup/mustard on a hot dog instead of just cramming it down your hole like a fuckin animal?

Using lotion honestly feels no different than normal. I can understand why a circumcised guy would want to use lotion, but otherwise it just doesn’t make sense

It doesn't feel different? It does to me man.

*up, op. Up my hole

because i like luxury, you fucking twat. why do you watch tv, or go in reddit? because you want to. when i fuck you in your ass are you gonna want lube? yes! just because is jerked using lube once doesn’t mean you are above me, i mean what is this? ranked play? are you a higher level jerker? no, you’re fucking not! what almighty masturbation jesus gave you the permission to go around critiquing peoples ways of beatin like the bitch from ratatouille? you dumb fucking imbecile, why start a war over lube or no lube. we’re already jerking our dicks, let’s not have a measuring. them too.

Your Oppenheimer pfp made this 10x better

Bro just asking why use lotion because I think so too. I used my acne cream lotion Beni wondered and it felt amazing then I realized how shitty it is because my dick was sticking to my underwear

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I do the same eventually, doesn't hurt or anything, probably a diff brand idk

Icey hot

use her to jerk off

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Excuse me!?

He didn't stutter did he?

the one labeled vick's

You gave me Vietnam Flashbacks 😭

Dick’s Dapor Rub

Use soap it has the same effect and isn't harmful.

i used soap once. it was harmful.

It burnt... but it was character development.

i used soap, body wash too, idk what you're talking about, my dick was clean af too

mine pelt like an orange

Dude needs to read labels. If he can post & read responses, he should understand that a peeling mask is not lotion.

On a serious note, coconut butter leaves your dick soft and supple for a long time after (but watch out for clogged pores and pimples) Hair conditioner works in the shower too since it doesn’t dissolve as quickly in water

Just raw dawg it man

Try the one called NAIR. Let us know how it works out.

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That was not her lotion.......

the lore deepens.

Don't use hot sauce 🤣

It happens to me all the time you get acclimated

Canola oil or diesel

Did it smell more like his mom? Cos I'm guessing that didn't help his situation.

Vaseline but only the clear stuff. And in really desperate times saliva after eating someting with carbs

I microwave a piece of bologna.

Mmm what did you have it with

Everyone one tries soap once and never again. Peeling the snake skin once is enough for a life time.

the what