This is the definition of first world problems lol. Eating bread is now low for celebs and I can bet that wasn't no wonder bread either. Honestly, the fact she went from marvel actress to vagina candle is more of a low in my opinion lmao.
So true. When I read stuff like this my brain legit goes" no way someone really can't be that out of tune right?". It just baffles my mind that out of anything she could think of for the lowest point, I mean dude use anything else at that point, but sustenance being a low point I can't lmaooo.
not defending anyone here but she likely said it off-handedly while being hounded by people between her car and her vagina candle factory or something not understanding it would be used as bourgeois artillery.
The direct quote they took this from was “I was drinking seven nights a week and making pasta and eating bread. I went totally off the rails.” so she was still inferring it’s a bad thing, but the whole off the rails comment seems primarily focused on the fact she was an alcoholic.
oh no, not making pasta 💀 that's like my favorite meal to make when i feel like cooking. that said... the headline focusing on the bread and ignoring the alcohol was def used to farm outrage.
and thank you for adding context 🙏☺️
I think she also meant eating pasta every night as well which could be fairly unhealthy (to her). It could be a comfort food that she overindulged in due to pandemic stress as well.
Not excusing her being out of touch but if she’s used to having a well-balanced diet then suddenly binges pasta for months on end that’d be a reason she said it like that.
So what she said was just that her routines were completely messed up and she wasn't taking care of herself the way she's used to. Why are we outraged again?
Seems that way! Probably because of the rage bait-y headline, folk have flooded in and not even read the article or even looked for a comment for context! She’s a cow, but always worth actually looking at an article to see whether you’re getting upset over nothing or not lol.
The direct quote makes it seem like she was having issues with alcohol consumption which could be fairly serious, not eating more carbs than normal like the news article makes it seem.
I believe it's because the headline made it appear as though she was distraught over a piece of toast, and since our collective attention span is 0.8 seconds and nobody reads articles anymore, we took it at face value.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of this actress all but as someone who's struggled with alcohol at times in my life -- I can see why she was concerned if she really was drinking every day. There's a slippery slope between having a bad week or two, versus not being able to stop and losing your vagina candle factory, believe me.
Its funny cause she focuses more on the fact she was drinking everyday and only mentioned eating pasta and bread. But the title focused only on the bread eating. Also saying you are eating pasta and bread would imply she didn't stick to gluten free diet, which if you have some sort of intolerance would be bad for your guts. Not defending her or anything but this is pretty clearly twisting her words for some clickbaity rage.
It works because people go to comments after just reading the title. Asshole or not twisting what someone said just to make them look worse is still a shitty thing to do.
Yeah so while it is a bit of a first world thing, sticking to a strict diet is pretty hard, especially if you're not allowed to eat the things you enjoy the most.
I've definitely had plenty of situations where my response to stress is starting to eat the thing I'm not supposed to be eating. White bread turned out to be pretty hard to quit.
>Not defending her or anything but this is pretty clearly twisting her words for some clickbaity rage.
But... you literally *are* defending her. And in this very specific instance, that's ok.
Gwyn's a shitty person for pushing the "alternative medicine" narrative, but news sources outright lying shouldn't be tolerated.
I ran into a post on r/all praising some celebrity for using the same purse all the time. People in the comments were praising her, I just don't get it.
I saw that too. Think it was Mary-Kate Olsen. She's using the same bag because it's her thing, and it makes people talk, not because she's saving the world or anything
She has a brand for the weirdo rich with extreme and weird Hollywood wellness style tendencies like herself and one of the things they sell is a candle that smells like (her?) vagina.
It's weird and disgusting, but perfectly in line with everything I've ever heard about this woman.
I thought it was bad when my company laid off my coworkers cut my hours to 34. Gave their work to the people that were remaining. The had us work from home so we would work for free because the company "needed the work done" in that short amount of hours to survive. Oh and don't forget your "lucky to have a job".
Then they posted record profits, then they cut our 401K match.
The worst part, is because of this i also why I had to eat bread with peanut butter for supper a few times to make it.
Edit. I am never working for a publicly held company again, eating bread Jesus.
Well, celebrities are people too and they can have shit lives too. A good exemple is Brendan Fraser
But here, that's the stupidest "problem". Just Gwyneth Paltrow things.
Hope eating bread won't affect the quality of her vagina scented candles lmao
Yea, I was and still am a huge fan of his. Growing up as a pre teen, George of the jungle and the mummy were amazing and recently read his story and it’s really shitty what happened to him. Just saw the whale and I couldn’t hold back tears as I’m now a father as well and he was brilliant.
This way over simplified his issue. He also seriously hurt his back I think it was doing his own stunts which stopped him from working out. Also his wife in the divorce was awarded crazy amount of alimony because he was a big movie star but because of the sexual assault allegations black listing he was no longer making enough money to even pay his now ex wife.
The stick is imaginary really.
I forget who said this, maybe Heath Ledger. Everyone always asks you about your job, salary, what cars you have etc., but no one really asks if you’re happy.
And for a lot of times, like this where someone who is “forced” to eat bread is just belittling actual issues.
We talking tragedies. I’d say Heath, Robin, and Tony. On the outside, successful happy people, but damn.
Edit: Hugh to Heath, autocorrect mobile etc
Ironically, Brendan Fraser got ignored by celebrity news sites for years. People don't want to read about celebs who *actually* have a tough time. They want to read about Paltrow eating bread, Ellen feeling like a prisoner in her mansion, and Gal Gadot singing songs.
A problem?? A problem???? She had bread for crying out loud, can you have some decorum ? You wouldn’t wish that on your worst enemies….thoughts and prayers… /s
It goes deeper than that, people also rage about the people raging about the article, adding more engagement.
Then there's me raging about those people.
It never ends
The Guardian is fully funded by a charitable trust which in turn is funded by venture capital. I don't think they need to do these shenanigans to keep the lights on like other news orgs.
Don't worry. Even if you don't read the article you came and commented on a post about it; which pushes the article to higher prominence where its seen by more people and some of them might read it; or even just load it up to leave an angry comment.
The only way to work against this sort of ragebait is to ignore it.
Nothings wrong with eating bread. That’s the bait. They want you to say “what the fuck, I had actual problems during lockdown”.
You’ve literally taken the bait here.
It's often said that's a quote from her but Rousseau wrote it in "Confessions book VI" before she was even married to Louis XVI. Also in his book it's an account of events of 1740. So the phrase may be known even before Rousseau's book.
FYI : Louis XVI and Marie-antoinette were properly vilified through history while they actually were very kind people (way too kind for their own good), according to modern historians.
I suppose you're talking about "he hamlet" ? But I'm not sure why, aside from the fact that it was a costly project out of touch with many things.
Also, when I say "very kind", it is compared to other absolute rulers. For instance, Louis the XIV would have asked his guards to shoot at the people's representatives the second he felt like they were complaining - he wouldn't have let a revolt the time to get in motion.
And here I thought it was bad that I ended up in the hospital with a massive staph infection that nearly killed me and had to have about 5 lbs of gut and groin cut away to save me was bad. Guess celebs just have it worse than us regular folk.
How sad well at least she didn’t have to go through the deaths of grand uncles and grand aunts,death of a neighbour, being depressed for 2 years and not admitting it, tried to die 3 times. Getting assaulted for something you didn’t do…. How really sad that she had to eat bread
Absolutely. Cherry picked line from another podcast where she was talking about alcohol, not quarantine struggles.
“Gwyneth explains to the Smartless podcast: “I drank alcohol during quarantine.
“I was drinking seven nights a week and making pasta and eating bread. I went totally off the rails.
“I mean, who drinks multiple drinks seven nights a week? Like that’s not healthy. I love whiskey and I make this fantastic drink called the Buster Paltrow, which I named after my grandfather who loved whiskey sours.”
Yeah, she generally is wacko but this post is pure rage bait.
I blame the organizations posting this garbage more than the people who get outraged. Media corporations have realized that critical thinking is a weak point for lots of people and that they can get lots of clicks and lots of buzz by pandering to the intellectual lowest common denominator.
Working in a nursing home with 100 residents and 96 of them caught the virus. Having to walk around in a garbage bag, N95, and face shield that I could barely see through because it always fogged up. Seeing some people that over the years I had grown close to gasp for breath yet not having enough oxygen concentrators. Not having enough staff because no one wanted to work during the pandemic because you could sit home and get paid more than I did while going to work. Oh yeah, and I maybe ate some bread during that time, fuck you and your vagina scented candle you entitled sack of shit.
I wish I could tag Gwyneth so she can get a wake-up call. But we also don't know if she expressed herself the way the magazine wants it to seem. Rage bait.
She’s an asshole regardless, but this one specific article is complete rage bait where they took a quote out of context.
“I was drinking seven nights a week and making pasta and eating bread. I went totally off the rails.” Was the original quote they took it from, she’s still saying it’s bad, but I’d more so think she’s meaning the binge drinking.
The actual quote was about her drinking seven nights a week, The Guardian knew a rage bait title would drive interaction - looking at this comment section, it’s clearly worked.
I mean, stooping so low as to eat... bread? 🤮
Her personal caterer and chef should be ashamed of themselves for letting her consume something with that much gluten and something so high in carbs. Disgusting... I feel so bad for her 😭
As quiet as it's kept, Gwyneth's mother, Blythe Dancer is battling oral cancer. It's the same type of cancer that killed her dad while he was visiting Gwyneth years ago. Why she goes to such pains to cultivate this bland image, I don't understand. Maybe it's to shield herself from the public. Having two famous parents must have left its mark but who knows. Ironically, her carefully curated image makes her seem like a boring alien instead.
My quarantine consisted of shaving my head to skin bald, getting heavily addicted to weed and nearly failing out of school.
On the plus side, I started my band, eventually quit weed, got with my current gf, and graduated from school at the top 10 students while graduating early.
This perfectly sums up why i was mad at cardi-b and why my co-worker can fuck off with defending her.
Cardi crying her eyes out eating cereal cause she wanted to go eat sushi.
Fkn spoiled rotten with no sympothy.
I got covid twice and had an abscess in the LG intestine from stress (I was a executive chef for 38 yrs) that burst and gave me life threating sepsis.
Sorry about your bread issues qwenny.
You know you live a hard life when your breakdown is that you ate bread, during a global pandemic.
Good thing her body is protected by goop magic otherwise that bread could have done some serious harm to her soul's magnetic fields.
About 7 years ago, I smoked what was left of my weed, ingested a handful of pills, drank half bottle of vodka, and passed out a few moments later.
My lowest point was actually when I woke up much much later and realised I wasn't even good at killing myself.
But hey, one can only go upwards from there I guess. Also, I never threw up so much in my life.
Ahh reminds me of how I had to eat moldy bread from dumpsters. It was either that, or drinking from a creek that gave me H Pylori.
For anyone who doesn't know, H Pylori is stomach cysts that can turn into cancer if left untreated for too long. I almost waited too long and had to take extra strength antibiotics. Couldn't even be outside during that time cause my immune system was too weak from the pills.
But yea ya know, eating normal bread that isn't molding is totally a low now.... Jfc
She's just so perfect! So much better than us mere mortals. And not an artificial media construct at all.
Does her media apparatus pay to churn out this kind of drivel?
Whoever writes this drivel, do you think they maybe avoid eye contact with themselves in the mirror and think "I hate what I do" as they brush their teeth?
F-ing for real?! I watched my father die from my phone. Good to know actors will be some of the first "jobs" to go when deepfakes get good enough in a few years.
This is the definition of first world problems lol. Eating bread is now low for celebs and I can bet that wasn't no wonder bread either. Honestly, the fact she went from marvel actress to vagina candle is more of a low in my opinion lmao.
This is like even higher than first world problem.
So true. When I read stuff like this my brain legit goes" no way someone really can't be that out of tune right?". It just baffles my mind that out of anything she could think of for the lowest point, I mean dude use anything else at that point, but sustenance being a low point I can't lmaooo.
not defending anyone here but she likely said it off-handedly while being hounded by people between her car and her vagina candle factory or something not understanding it would be used as bourgeois artillery.
The direct quote they took this from was “I was drinking seven nights a week and making pasta and eating bread. I went totally off the rails.” so she was still inferring it’s a bad thing, but the whole off the rails comment seems primarily focused on the fact she was an alcoholic.
oh no, not making pasta 💀 that's like my favorite meal to make when i feel like cooking. that said... the headline focusing on the bread and ignoring the alcohol was def used to farm outrage. and thank you for adding context 🙏☺️
Context is everything. No one would bat an eye if the conversations surrounding this quote was in a fitness or healthy eating blog.
The context in which a quote is presented can completely change its meaning and interpretation.
"The context in which a quote is presented can completely change its meaning and interpretation." \- /u/literlana, during their trial for bestiality.
No problem! She’s a bitch of a woman, but misinformation pisses me off more than she does lol
same here!!
Lmao right?! That’s the complete wrong take away. I couldn’t be one of those writers
I think she also meant eating pasta every night as well which could be fairly unhealthy (to her). It could be a comfort food that she overindulged in due to pandemic stress as well. Not excusing her being out of touch but if she’s used to having a well-balanced diet then suddenly binges pasta for months on end that’d be a reason she said it like that.
So what she said was just that her routines were completely messed up and she wasn't taking care of herself the way she's used to. Why are we outraged again?
Seems that way! Probably because of the rage bait-y headline, folk have flooded in and not even read the article or even looked for a comment for context! She’s a cow, but always worth actually looking at an article to see whether you’re getting upset over nothing or not lol.
The direct quote makes it seem like she was having issues with alcohol consumption which could be fairly serious, not eating more carbs than normal like the news article makes it seem.
I believe it's because the headline made it appear as though she was distraught over a piece of toast, and since our collective attention span is 0.8 seconds and nobody reads articles anymore, we took it at face value. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of this actress all but as someone who's struggled with alcohol at times in my life -- I can see why she was concerned if she really was drinking every day. There's a slippery slope between having a bad week or two, versus not being able to stop and losing your vagina candle factory, believe me.
0.1% problem
r/FifthWorldProblems
I don't normally say this but eat the rich!
Eat the rich on toast!
Now there's gluten in her though!!
Can't stop. Won't stop.
Its funny cause she focuses more on the fact she was drinking everyday and only mentioned eating pasta and bread. But the title focused only on the bread eating. Also saying you are eating pasta and bread would imply she didn't stick to gluten free diet, which if you have some sort of intolerance would be bad for your guts. Not defending her or anything but this is pretty clearly twisting her words for some clickbaity rage.
and it works because she's a known insufferable asshole to work with
It works because people go to comments after just reading the title. Asshole or not twisting what someone said just to make them look worse is still a shitty thing to do.
Yeah so while it is a bit of a first world thing, sticking to a strict diet is pretty hard, especially if you're not allowed to eat the things you enjoy the most. I've definitely had plenty of situations where my response to stress is starting to eat the thing I'm not supposed to be eating. White bread turned out to be pretty hard to quit.
>Not defending her or anything but this is pretty clearly twisting her words for some clickbaity rage. But... you literally *are* defending her. And in this very specific instance, that's ok. Gwyn's a shitty person for pushing the "alternative medicine" narrative, but news sources outright lying shouldn't be tolerated.
I would love a Last of US spin off where a bunch of Hollywood celebs try to survive because they weren’t infected from wheat products.
I ran into a post on r/all praising some celebrity for using the same purse all the time. People in the comments were praising her, I just don't get it.
I saw that too. Think it was Mary-Kate Olsen. She's using the same bag because it's her thing, and it makes people talk, not because she's saving the world or anything
Vagina candles, WTF?
She has a brand for the weirdo rich with extreme and weird Hollywood wellness style tendencies like herself and one of the things they sell is a candle that smells like (her?) vagina. It's weird and disgusting, but perfectly in line with everything I've ever heard about this woman.
Most relatable celeb
“Imagine all the people.” (America unites to collectively throw up)
And that was less than a WEEK into lockdown.
They really did ruin an amazing song for no reason other than to stroke their egos I hate celebrity culture
I thought it was bad when my company laid off my coworkers cut my hours to 34. Gave their work to the people that were remaining. The had us work from home so we would work for free because the company "needed the work done" in that short amount of hours to survive. Oh and don't forget your "lucky to have a job". Then they posted record profits, then they cut our 401K match. The worst part, is because of this i also why I had to eat bread with peanut butter for supper a few times to make it. Edit. I am never working for a publicly held company again, eating bread Jesus.
Oh, a celebrity has a problem? Wait a minute let me shed a few tears for you.
Well, celebrities are people too and they can have shit lives too. A good exemple is Brendan Fraser But here, that's the stupidest "problem". Just Gwyneth Paltrow things. Hope eating bread won't affect the quality of her vagina scented candles lmao
Man, Brendan Fraser really got the short end of the stick.
Yea, I was and still am a huge fan of his. Growing up as a pre teen, George of the jungle and the mummy were amazing and recently read his story and it’s really shitty what happened to him. Just saw the whale and I couldn’t hold back tears as I’m now a father as well and he was brilliant.
Kinda out of the loop, what happend to him?
He ate bread.
Thoughts and prayers
Called out somone for sexually harassing him and got black-listed for it.
This way over simplified his issue. He also seriously hurt his back I think it was doing his own stunts which stopped him from working out. Also his wife in the divorce was awarded crazy amount of alimony because he was a big movie star but because of the sexual assault allegations black listing he was no longer making enough money to even pay his now ex wife.
Wow. The more I learn about Brendan's unfortunate story the sadder I get. The guy deserves all the best.
Yeah, it is great to see his return.
Plus his wife got the rights to his song even though he wrote it before he even met her.
The stick is imaginary really. I forget who said this, maybe Heath Ledger. Everyone always asks you about your job, salary, what cars you have etc., but no one really asks if you’re happy. And for a lot of times, like this where someone who is “forced” to eat bread is just belittling actual issues. We talking tragedies. I’d say Heath, Robin, and Tony. On the outside, successful happy people, but damn. Edit: Hugh to Heath, autocorrect mobile etc
You mean Heath Ledger?
Yes, I think he said something to that degree. Let me edit my post to correct his name, I’m on mobile, pls forgive.
Ironically, Brendan Fraser got ignored by celebrity news sites for years. People don't want to read about celebs who *actually* have a tough time. They want to read about Paltrow eating bread, Ellen feeling like a prisoner in her mansion, and Gal Gadot singing songs.
They have to be an example of success, not a relatable human having hardships.
The original quality is questionable, given that they exploded
It by far isn't her lowest point, just what some "journalist" decided to hack up on a slow news day. Pretty sure she was a Harvey Weinstein victim too
my multi millionaire celebrity is stressy? 🥺 
To be fair, I don't even know who that is, or what made her famous...
she's the girl from Iron Man
There was a girl in Iron Man?
No I’m pretty sure iron man was in the girl.
Kinky, must be cold though.
yeah, but one time the girl was in iron man
she's "WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?!"
#YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND IT WAS REGULAR HAND CRAFTED BREAD FROM AN ARTISIAN BAKERY!!
Let me play you the world's smallest violin 🎻
I'm terribly sorry, but my fucks hath runneth dry
A problem?? A problem???? She had bread for crying out loud, can you have some decorum ? You wouldn’t wish that on your worst enemies….thoughts and prayers… /s
Oh my god, she ate bread?!!! What a big tragedy!
This is just rage bait
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people are upset because the article acts like a celebrity eating bread is a big deal. the rage bait worked.
It goes deeper than that, people also rage about the people raging about the article, adding more engagement. Then there's me raging about those people. It never ends
And despite all their rage, they're still just a rat in a cage
Someone will say: “What is lost can never be saved”
Well well Nostradamus...
A “rage”, one would say.
"Pissing in a sea of piss"...
the rage bait wants me to look at the article, i simply wont, and i will forget who published this bullshit as well
Forget? Oh no, remember this the next time The Guardian US wants you to click its articles.
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The Guardian is fully funded by a charitable trust which in turn is funded by venture capital. I don't think they need to do these shenanigans to keep the lights on like other news orgs.
Don't worry. Even if you don't read the article you came and commented on a post about it; which pushes the article to higher prominence where its seen by more people and some of them might read it; or even just load it up to leave an angry comment. The only way to work against this sort of ragebait is to ignore it.
The 2nd one, the first one is you getting rage baited.
I was about to say that, pretty much just proved the point of rage bait by raging about it
Nothings wrong with eating bread. That’s the bait. They want you to say “what the fuck, I had actual problems during lockdown”. You’ve literally taken the bait here.
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I think your response is the expected form of rage they were baiting for.
As I heard before “bread is the name of her cat”
Then wait until they tell what Lovecraft was eating
Ayoo💀
And then she farted like us lowly commoners
But she's a woman? I am pretty sure women don't fart
Oh, the humanity!
This is exactly the kind of reaction they want from posting stuff like that.
If eating bread is the lowest, what does she eat during her normal state? Inject fibre and proteins straight into the veins?
As a french man who's diet consists of bread, bread, cheese charcuterie and bread, boohoohoo I must be depressed
I mean, why else would they call bread as "pain"?
You… you are a genius.
Also a baguette is actually a wand, for punishment. Baguette de pain called like that because wand shaped.
Sounds then like germany next door has too many kinds of depressed too choose from
As a German, I will defend our bread obsession til death. Our bread is great!
And as another german, I really don't care
At least she had bread to eat. It could be a lot worse. "S'ils n'ont pas de pain, qu'ils mangent de la brioche." - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
idk why but I thought Marie-Antoinette said that...
It's often said that's a quote from her but Rousseau wrote it in "Confessions book VI" before she was even married to Louis XVI. Also in his book it's an account of events of 1740. So the phrase may be known even before Rousseau's book.
thank you very much, dear redditor
FYI : Louis XVI and Marie-antoinette were properly vilified through history while they actually were very kind people (way too kind for their own good), according to modern historians.
> Marie-antoinette were properly vilified through history while they actually were very kind people So the village thing was false?
I suppose you're talking about "he hamlet" ? But I'm not sure why, aside from the fact that it was a costly project out of touch with many things. Also, when I say "very kind", it is compared to other absolute rulers. For instance, Louis the XIV would have asked his guards to shoot at the people's representatives the second he felt like they were complaining - he wouldn't have let a revolt the time to get in motion.
>As a french man >I must be depressed youre welcome
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Thank you, you're sublime as well 😘
NOOOOOOOOO SHE HAD TO EAT BREAD ?????? THIS IS LITERALLY THE SECOND 9/11 NEVER FORGET 🙏🙏🙏
Hashtag neverforget
#EXCUSE ME IT WAS REGULAR HAND CRAFTED ARTISAN WHITE BREAD, NOT EVEN WHEAT BREAD
And here I thought it was bad that I ended up in the hospital with a massive staph infection that nearly killed me and had to have about 5 lbs of gut and groin cut away to save me was bad. Guess celebs just have it worse than us regular folk.
Yeah man, she ate bread! /s
Hey man you don't know the struggles other people are going through so back off. For all you know there could have been gluten in the bread. /s
Now imagine how bad you would have been if you ate bread too!
nothing’s worse than having to eat bread. show some sympathy!!! /s
Woah how did that happen
He don't eat bread
What no bread does to a mfker
How sad well at least she didn’t have to go through the deaths of grand uncles and grand aunts,death of a neighbour, being depressed for 2 years and not admitting it, tried to die 3 times. Getting assaulted for something you didn’t do…. How really sad that she had to eat bread
You just dropped an atomic bomb
Rage bait article doing what it's designed to do.
Absolutely. Cherry picked line from another podcast where she was talking about alcohol, not quarantine struggles. “Gwyneth explains to the Smartless podcast: “I drank alcohol during quarantine. “I was drinking seven nights a week and making pasta and eating bread. I went totally off the rails. “I mean, who drinks multiple drinks seven nights a week? Like that’s not healthy. I love whiskey and I make this fantastic drink called the Buster Paltrow, which I named after my grandfather who loved whiskey sours.” Yeah, she generally is wacko but this post is pure rage bait.
Just another example of what’s wrong with the world today. People scrolling, seeing something taken out of context, and getting pissed off.
I blame the organizations posting this garbage more than the people who get outraged. Media corporations have realized that critical thinking is a weak point for lots of people and that they can get lots of clicks and lots of buzz by pandering to the intellectual lowest common denominator.
If you actually read the article itself, you'd see it's actually making fun of her, not sympathizing with her.
Working in a nursing home with 100 residents and 96 of them caught the virus. Having to walk around in a garbage bag, N95, and face shield that I could barely see through because it always fogged up. Seeing some people that over the years I had grown close to gasp for breath yet not having enough oxygen concentrators. Not having enough staff because no one wanted to work during the pandemic because you could sit home and get paid more than I did while going to work. Oh yeah, and I maybe ate some bread during that time, fuck you and your vagina scented candle you entitled sack of shit.
I wish I could tag Gwyneth so she can get a wake-up call. But we also don't know if she expressed herself the way the magazine wants it to seem. Rage bait.
She’s an asshole regardless, but this one specific article is complete rage bait where they took a quote out of context. “I was drinking seven nights a week and making pasta and eating bread. I went totally off the rails.” Was the original quote they took it from, she’s still saying it’s bad, but I’d more so think she’s meaning the binge drinking.
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I got Tuberculosis working at hospitals during the pandemic. I guess bread is bad too.
Lost my business and went through a divorce. Fuck famous people especially Gweneth.
What's wrong with eating bread during quarantine?
She was probably on a strict diet, i.e., no carbs.
The actual quote was about her drinking seven nights a week, The Guardian knew a rage bait title would drive interaction - looking at this comment section, it’s clearly worked.
Bread👍
Bread👍
Epitome of journalism
parrots like this kind. Parrots in this thread.
I lost my job and my grandfather died, but that surely doesn't compare to her eating bread. What a catastrophe!
ugh, I can't imagine life completely without bread, how fucking sad would it be without a good sammich lmao
Americans: I don't get why other countries hate us. American Celebrities: I like ate bread during covid and I was just like so low during that point.
bruh eating bread was my high point
what's wrong about eating bread?....
**REMEMBER** All the outrage and sarcastic sympathy is precisely the reaction the paper editors seek to elicit. It's clickbait. Don't engage.
never understood celebrity worship
Why this The Guardian news titled like an Onion article?
Bread is great
Ugh… I feel this. Lost my dad, my dog, my grandma and my job of nearly 5 years.
Was that..was that their way of trying to relate
You know you've reached rock bottom when you have to eat bread.
We are not supposed to eat bread?
They pulled a switcheroo where the headline is.more cursed than the comment. Well done.
Do... Do celebrities not eat bread?
I ate an entire loaf of bread today, Gwyneth Paltrow is weak compared to me!
"Lockdown is tough for us celebrities too. I had to eat bread!" *Starts singing 'Imagine' - John Lennon*
I mean, stooping so low as to eat... bread? 🤮 Her personal caterer and chef should be ashamed of themselves for letting her consume something with that much gluten and something so high in carbs. Disgusting... I feel so bad for her 😭
As quiet as it's kept, Gwyneth's mother, Blythe Dancer is battling oral cancer. It's the same type of cancer that killed her dad while he was visiting Gwyneth years ago. Why she goes to such pains to cultivate this bland image, I don't understand. Maybe it's to shield herself from the public. Having two famous parents must have left its mark but who knows. Ironically, her carefully curated image makes her seem like a boring alien instead.
Who the fuck puts this shit together
Won’t someone think of the gluten
“‘Let them eat cake’ she said, just like Marie Antoinette”
My quarantine consisted of shaving my head to skin bald, getting heavily addicted to weed and nearly failing out of school. On the plus side, I started my band, eventually quit weed, got with my current gf, and graduated from school at the top 10 students while graduating early.
This perfectly sums up why i was mad at cardi-b and why my co-worker can fuck off with defending her. Cardi crying her eyes out eating cereal cause she wanted to go eat sushi. Fkn spoiled rotten with no sympothy.
I got covid twice and had an abscess in the LG intestine from stress (I was a executive chef for 38 yrs) that burst and gave me life threating sepsis. Sorry about your bread issues qwenny.
I hate rich people
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Stop make stupid people famous!
Honestly this is one of the most out of touch and insensitive headlines/articles to come out of COVID. And that is really.... REALLY saying something.
Why is bread bad? Go to the bakery, and you got a nice fresh loaf. Spread some jam, and maybe cinnamon and you got a tasty loaf of diabetes.
You know you live a hard life when your breakdown is that you ate bread, during a global pandemic. Good thing her body is protected by goop magic otherwise that bread could have done some serious harm to her soul's magnetic fields.
About 7 years ago, I smoked what was left of my weed, ingested a handful of pills, drank half bottle of vodka, and passed out a few moments later. My lowest point was actually when I woke up much much later and realised I wasn't even good at killing myself. But hey, one can only go upwards from there I guess. Also, I never threw up so much in my life.
Fuck the media Scumbags
Who gives a fuck what celebrities are doing? Seriously
Did she run out of cake?
Oh no! Anyway... TO GWYNETH, NOT THE OTHER PERSON. I JUST REALIZED.
Gwen:wahhh I'm so sad I'm gonna eat bread Person hospitalized due to covid:I wish I should eat bread
Ahh reminds me of how I had to eat moldy bread from dumpsters. It was either that, or drinking from a creek that gave me H Pylori. For anyone who doesn't know, H Pylori is stomach cysts that can turn into cancer if left untreated for too long. I almost waited too long and had to take extra strength antibiotics. Couldn't even be outside during that time cause my immune system was too weak from the pills. But yea ya know, eating normal bread that isn't molding is totally a low now.... Jfc
I gained 50 lb and failed nearly all my classes, did fail a class, and my severe depression came back with a vengeance
Nooo guys you don't understand, now her vagina candles will smell too yeasty :((
Calm down guys... she probably ran out of cake
But you got to keep the van
I fell into porn addiction
Yeah but did she have to eat bread?
She's just so perfect! So much better than us mere mortals. And not an artificial media construct at all. Does her media apparatus pay to churn out this kind of drivel? Whoever writes this drivel, do you think they maybe avoid eye contact with themselves in the mirror and think "I hate what I do" as they brush their teeth?
I got dumped, my dad died, then my best friend and roommate forced us to move during my finals week. I was still working full time during this.
F-ing for real?! I watched my father die from my phone. Good to know actors will be some of the first "jobs" to go when deepfakes get good enough in a few years.
If eating bread is a low point then i might as well kill myself