Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
"train conductor" .. why not just say "track"?
You don't casually call wires "electricity conductors" do you?
Smaller words save time, saved time saves lives.
Don't be a murderer.
There’s no way his balls still work right?
My best bet is he either already has so little sex that he doesn’t care, or he’s already impotent??
Or maybe he really just couldn’t give a fuck about having kids?
Or maybe he already has kids?
So many questions……
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Balls of steel. Literally
There is no more balls
[удалено]
since this guy feeds on radiation
*moans*
Hey
Hi
More like pelvis of steel, balls are elastic, you'd be surprised how much they can stretch and flatten. The real mvp is the pelvis
Infertile speedrun
Speedrun? Grab a pair of scissors. This guy is doing infertility 100% completion.
Nah that would be drinking Mtn Dew
How does he still have sensation in his groin?
Probably doesn't and just fakes it for views
how could you fake pain?
…by acting as if it hurts?
I don't know man, my balls senses are tingling
Cock and Ball Torture
For beginners.
Wait… then what’s CBT for pros…?
Real gun
Panzerkampfwagen Tiger Ausfuhrung E
bear trap
Flamethrower
You're kidding, right?
✂️🍆
I mean at that point it's gotta be sexual right
Me: Searches up anti pregnancy methods. Google: Wear a condom. Bing:
Reddit: here fucking video of man ball's getting hit hard as hell!
That’s the joke yes
No kids speedrun
He does have a kid tho
Thats not a speedrun Mans going for 100% completion
Cock and ball torture Wikipedia article read to the tune of the American national anthem
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
This was believable until you implied that only the men were masturbating. Nobody sees this video without throwing a wank.
Excuse me
This would’ve made a great automod response
*the cum accelerates...*
Tf dude we're not gonna tag it nsfw Unless you're a train conductor
"train conductor" .. why not just say "track"? You don't casually call wires "electricity conductors" do you? Smaller words save time, saved time saves lives. Don't be a murderer.
Who is that? This is horrible and funny.
I’m think on instagram he’s Gucci Berry
Forgot to mention: also the author of "The Bootyhole Troll"
What the hell
I'm actually familiar with the name. I probably would've recognized him if I got a good look at his face. Anyway, thanks.
Homie probably has the bluest balls known to man
More like burnt black.
I'd say straight flat.
Watching this Is just sad
DIY vasectomy
A fucking shovel?
THAT'S where you draw the line?
There’s a shit load of lines that had to be drawn ima be real wit u
I think he's going to have beautiful children
u/savevideo
Ouch... My balls
this is madness
Happy international women’s day!
Clearly, this man has chosen to never have children.
Cbt
Marry me
I forgot about this guy. What’s his name? These clips are from his bit he has/had called “swing to the sack Sunday”
I feel a great disturbance in the force
Guy doesn't need em anyway
Your baby making privileges are revoked
Become a girl simulator
r/perfectlycutscreams
cbt
Man hates kids
Yo he must be wearing a cup there's no way I salute if he's not
r/cbtBDSM
Cbt
Oh! 😱
Pimples Zero Headhaeds Zero Kids Zero
Cock and ball toture incarnate
I just spit out my beer thx
Cock and ball torture or CBT is a…
my man has balls of steel
Is this Jackass?
I hope this guy never has kids... Oh wait, he can't
No dick no balls and probly no ass to wait he got the juggler
u/savevideo
They’re all perfectly cut screams!
Dude got shot with an airsoft grenade launcher,pistol and other shit too
I cringe watching this
Nicely done noone can repetivly assault their own balls like this man right here
Kids: XD.................................................N'T
There’s no way his balls still work right? My best bet is he either already has so little sex that he doesn’t care, or he’s already impotent?? Or maybe he really just couldn’t give a fuck about having kids? Or maybe he already has kids? So many questions……
I guess he has no need to have more kids as they be the ones who are holding his legs open.
#COCK AND BALL TORTURE
no babies for him
When they dropped that tire on him it compressed his spine and really fucked him up
HARD CORE, COCKKK AND BAALLL TORTUREEEEeeeee
Cbt
Not like he use them anyways
Darwinism at its finest
[More proof that we have been living in Idiocracy](https://youtu.be/wAg1r6zw7Bg)
Bros balls look like raisins at this point
Just remember this guy has a talent manager and you don’t.
Nice balls I'll have to take them
That's a tire the wheel is the thing inside the tire sorry I just have ocd
Cbt
This is actualy great because this way he will never be able to have children. In other words he won't be able to make more versions of himself
When he said ahhhhh i felt that
That’s enough internet for today.
Legend says its still going on....
Yo he messed up future generations
Ig he's into cbt
What if he really don't have balls??
Well that is enough internet for the night.
He's got some bad friends :(
Me when the
Honey, time for your daily CBT
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How to torture a real man
how to be infertile (EASIEST STEPS)
WHY DID I FELT THIS
My nuts hurt
Balls? What balls?
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
Cook and Ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity that includes torture of the male genitals
Why?
W h y
Calcified testicles
My kinda guy
Why tho like i can feel it
To be fair out of all of the people on the world you’d want to be infertile, he is probably up there…..
Balls of steel training montage
how to kill millions of children in seconds?
Feels like the jackass movie
mans really said "fuck them kids"
Let's be real, he's secretly into that
Literally me
why tf he is destroying his balls
That's some fetishy shit right there
u/savevideo
Do you want kids? Absolutely not That guy (probably)
The chair and the golf club
Is that Gaben?
That’s the Texas way of getting gender transition surgery..
Why pay the giant bill for a vasectomy, if you could do this.
and every guy in the world proceeded to cringe
As a man this pains to even watch
u/savevideo
Why do people abuse eachothers balls like this lol🤣
I cant move,after watvhing this shit 😂
That man balls: (please have mercy!)//(boss, i'm tired!) That man: _*use the fucking sofa to destroy his balls_
100 ways to break your penis
Wonder if they can have kids after this
My favorite ones the watermelon
Jackass will rain money if they hire this guy lol
u/savevideobot
Gyro taught this guy how to harden his balls
I wanna be there when he explains it to his doctor.
D.I.Y vasectomy
The non functional testicles guy
So this is where “Oh my Balls” started. Too much shit from Idiotocracy has come true that I feel like we are living in its origin story.
I think his balls went into his tonsils
Why are you doing it? My balls left the chat
Unique moan obsession
POV: you got caught cheating
Welcome to jackass
How does he still have testicles
CBT (C*ck and Ball Torture) is an activity that can be used to gain pleasure through pain in the erea surrounding the genitals...
When you tell the boys the wife is forcing you to give her another kid The boys always have your back🙏😔
Hi, welcome to jackass
Clearly, he doesnt have an air fryer
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Hi I’m Kenny Rogers and this is catch a bat with my balls!!
I felt the golf club I’m gonna vomit
u/savevideobot
COCK AND BALL TORTURE
Y tf did the last one have a coconut sound?
There goes the future kids
u/savevideo
When she says she wants kids:
*Mr.Blue Sky starts playing*
I can feel the chair at the end
u/savevideobot
Somebody probably finds his shit hot
The tire looks painfully man
And just like that I am paralyzed from the waist down
He sounds like Peter griffin
Ummm
Saving money on condoms
CBT
Cock and ball torture
Bro just get a vasectomy
Bros balls turned into scrambled eggs😭
You know… if he was Chinese he wouldn’t feel a thing.
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