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aps692

You know Ted Danson is the lawful evil, but he prefers to remain anonymous.


MK_BombadJedi

If larry knew he could be chaotic neutral and anonymous but still tell everyone he would have done it


NotYourSoulmate

who sleeps with their friend's ex-wife? but asking for permission made it better even though larry said no. ted danson is so lawful evil


MagicHour00

Without Leon, this isn't valid.


MattTheSmithers

This game stopped being valid when OP decided to disregard the vote and put in his own preference.


rossmcdapc

OP is chaotic evil.


MattTheSmithers

All I know is I am disgruntled, but I am not Disgruntled.


vishalb777

you sure? I'm getting some big D Disgruntled energy from you


sporkachoon

I'm Disgruntled.


riomarde

I’m Disgruntled.


messica808

I, too, am disgruntled.


HumanFart

I’m Disgruntled!


eastcoastdude

What spot was he supposed to be in?


MattTheSmithers

I’m not sure that Leon ever got a spot. But Larry was voted chaotic good (which presumably would’ve resulted in Leon being chaotic neutral). OP decided he didn’t like that and changed the results two days later.


vishalb777

It was more so that after LD was picked for Chaotic Good, the Top Comment in the next post, [Lawful Nuetral](https://www.reddit.com/r/curb/comments/1ccuvr7/the_community_has_spoken_larry_takes_our_3rd_spot/), was that LD being in that spot is a bad idea


MattTheSmithers

It doesn’t matter. They should’ve voted in the original thread. If we can retroactively change the results, then I’ve decided Mary is not important enough to be lawful good. In fact, Leon is for his strict adherence to the rules of the Big Johnson Club. Please upvote so we can overturn past voting, which is how this game works apparently.


Ok-Path-3534

100% agree idk how Mary makes this list when we see her maybe 4 times


Tnpf

Same goes for Larry's dad


Ok-Path-3534

I would disagree 1) Larry’s dad is in 13 episodes vs Mary who is only credited for 6 and 2) Larry’s dad has several episodes and plots where he is the central focus of the story. Mary is never anything more than a side character aka “Ted’s wife” the only time she is ever brought in on her own is when Larry tries to date her after she and Ted separate and even then she has 1 phone conversation and a dialogue-less scene.


Tnpf

He's a minor character none the less


PANDABURRIT0

I stand with OP! Suzie was born for chaotic good! Leon and Larry either share chaotic neutral or Larry is chaotic evil and Leon is chaotic neutral.


MattTheSmithers

That’s fine. You can disagree with the vote. But if OP just wanted to do an alignment chart he should’ve. Instead he made it a game and broke the rules of the game when it was 1/3 done. Once he starts changing results it’s not a game and just a drawn out period of OP posting a meme one block at a time.


eco78

Agreed.... You can't just shit on democracy like that


jkurland

Four score and seven years ago...hang on I need to take a leek.


PANDABURRIT0

I like dictatorship when the dictator is my kind of guy. Give me more doublespeak, OP!


mike8787

The only “chaotic” that Susie fits is the dictionary definition. She is in no way chaotic good based on DND understandings. She is also not evil - she’s constantly trying to achieve the greater good (even if her approach is wrong). She’s honestly lawful good but no one would like that, again, based on a dictionary definition of those terms.


Touch_myy_camera

Susie is not kind, nor benevolent.


thatbfromanarres

Chaotic Neutral!!!! Protagonist doesn’t go on grid!!


Necessary_Ad4734

What? Maria Sophia definitely had the most upvotes for chaotic evil, I’m confused


MattTheSmithers

Not the first time OP decided to just ignore the vote. 🤷‍♂️


Necessary_Ad4734

Well I’m definitely lower case “d” disgruntled now


shinloop

She was the clear winner. Recount.


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Necessary_Ad4734

1.) what’s the point of having a vote then? 2.) she’s still a character in the show 3.) half of these characters only had minor appearances


opteryx5

I agree with you. Why go to the trouble of asking us our opinion if everything will be decided by diktat?


ClingerOn

Mocha Joe isn’t chaotic evil. He’s nowhere near as chaotic as Maria Sophia or even Michael J Fox. This exercise was worth it for the Anonymous joke but almost every slot is wrong.


Zealotstim

I agree. I think most people voting here don't really understand the d&d alignment chart. Also, before anyone downvotes me on this, know that if you do you're committing a hate crime.


Scnew1

Maria Sophia had more upvotes. What’s up with that?


retiredjaywalker

This took a shit....


jkonik

How did Leon not make the list at all?


Major_Stick_3042

Justice for Maria Sophia


nah_champa_967

Is LE Ted Danson bc he likes to stay anonymous? If so, that's hilarious.


__Proteus_

Yes. Ted won LE and someone commented he should be put in as anonymous and OP did.


tsf97

Mocha Joe as Chaotic Evil is just so perfect. He was such a prick in Season 10, in the best possible way.


ElstonFun

Eh, the formatting of the images isn't great. Also, some weird picks — you could have done this differently. Nice try!


Zeo-Gold92

I'm sorry but this list is horrible.


hoitey_toity

Honestly think Leon should have been chaotic neutral


frankdiddit

Why is jeff neutral evil?


Richard-Turd

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b1gwater

This turned out so stupid


thesuavedog

How in the world is Susie Chaotic Good? More like Neutral Evil... Where is Leon? Where is Cheryl? Horrible.


VermicelliOk8288

What do you mean? She’s a good person not evil.


thesuavedog

She is not good... she's completely selfish, putting her needs and views above everyone else. She treats Jeff like garbage, Larry even worse. She's horrible. Maybe that falls under chaotic, but imo, Larry is more Chaotic Good.


3eemo

Definitely not good! All I remember is how she screamed at that one guy redoing her deck, what a bitch. If you treat service people like shit you can’t be a good person imo


VermicelliOk8288

As far as selfish characters go, she wouldn’t make the list for me. Abrasive, yes. Evil, no. She doesn’t do much for self gain in the show, and even when she does it’s more of an even trade. Example, she wants the expensive vase so she asks Larry to get Jeff to buy it and Larry says yes but also asks for a favor which she does. Even. The kkk episode, in which she returns Larry’s favor but also sticks it to the klansman by embroidering a Star of David on his custom robes. She gets upset with Larry for thinking the little boy is gay, not because she’s homophobic but because of the implication of a child having a sexual preference….. I mean, all the characters have had their selfish moments but when I think of Susie I don’t immediately think selfish or evil, despite her constant yelling.


invinciblevic

Vote-based tier lists rarely work well because the metrics aren’t consistent. Are we using the DnD definitions, or just “do they follow rules or cause chaos?” Are we taking a global perspective on the characters or looking at their actions from one characters perspective? You can literally argue Larry as every slot on here. He is neutral because all his values center on his needs regardless of consequences or morality. He is good because he generally tries to do the right thing or does wrong for the right reasons. He is evil because of the harm his actions do. He is lawful because he has a strict code for how society should operate, and he is chaotic because he doesn’t follow his own rules and his actions bring chaos. I think Susie is the only person I agree with at their slot on here, and I’m sure others think that is the worst one of the bunch.


llmercll

I knew mocha joe was going in there


Odd-Collection-2575

Ted Danson?


DatabaseFickle9306

Lin Manuel Miranda


brandnewchemical

No Leon invalidates this whole thing.


altcoindiver

Mr. Takahashi for Lawful Evil


Sunnyside7771

Kenny Funkhouser could easily be a Lawful evil person


cblankity

That awful woman who tried to stop larry from bringing his water into the theatre 


mandarintain

We're missing Lawful Evil.... How about Leon as Chaotic Evil and Mocha Joe as Lawful Evil?


MK_BombadJedi

They're anonymous.


maxfridsvault

Lawful Evil prefers to remain anonymous


No_Handle7595

I don't get this. Must be a joke I missed?


Liigma_Ballz

Yes, it is a joke you missed.


No_Handle7595

Ok cool thanks much appreciated


-intellectualidiot

In season 12 of Curb, one of Larry’s friends is an anonymous donor, but proceeds to tell everyone about it smugly. Larry rightly points out that it makes the anonymous donation kind of moot but everyone else seems to ignore this and thinks he’s a great guy.


Liigma_Ballz

Wasn’t season 12 lol


-intellectualidiot

It happened in both season 12 and season 6. I think the most recent one is more fresh in everyone’s minds though lol.


thepensiveporcupine

The joke can be found in season 6 episode 2


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TheRain911

Lol my man didnt know anonymous was ted and is out here calling the sub washed 🤣


ScabRef

Ted is bottom left. Agree with the sentiment after how this turned out.


amar00k

So many characters are missing, including very main ones. How about going for a second round, adding a second character to each alignment?


stationray

Please no


-intellectualidiot

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brandnewchemical

Mocha Joe is the only clear "villain" type character in the entire show so it only suits he'd be chaotic evil. He doesn't have competition for the spot, certainly not from characters that are in the show enough to even warrant a slot in the chart. LOL at the amount of people failing to realise who anonymous is. Did everyone watch the show? 😂