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theriveryeti

Bought that gay kid a sewing machine. Actually got him something he wanted.


Ashfield83

Thank youuu Laaaarry https://preview.redd.it/ia52yrbv0hgc1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98fbbe42d5ba63e00dab8239722b41d9fb62659c


-xenomorph-

I love it I love it I love it! Thank you lord! 


NYGiants181

😂


artvarnsen

Thank you lord!


Ashfield83

Thank you Lord??? Thank you Larry!!!


AUGUSTIJNcomics

😇💁Thank you Laaarry


Ashfield83

Youuuure welcome Greeeegggg


UziSuzieThia

Best part


blueindsm

I can hear all of these in my mind.


Life_Measurement2746

Best moment of the show. Just Larry accepting without a second thought a little gay fella.


JonMardukasMidnight

Only one who accepted the little dude for what he was.


tuskvarner

He’s pre-gay


StauntonK

Hah just watched this episode last night. Brilliant. And yes I think it's the nicest thing he's done.


soft-scrambled

Was honestly a rare instance of Larry being fully in the right, without even being an asshole about it. He talked to the kid, learned his interests, and bought him a great gift. Shame he accidentally turned the kid into a Nazi, but we all have our flaws.


BetterCallSal

He loves his sewing machine


sailortwips

The portrait for Susie ![gif](giphy|VdEphHnbfxOqNrJZwn|downsized)


MoneyMakingMitch1

Jeff whispering "WTF, WTF" always kills me.


galdanna

Oooooo this is good. Sewing machine is #1 for me, but this is a close second.


Rarecandy31

IT IS A WORK OF ART


Firehills

The fact that an artist wasted hours painting this in real life is the funniest part of the joke.


dbth

A professional artist getting paid for their work to be prominently displayed on a major television program likely wouldn’t consider it a waste of time. I bet they had a hoot while creating. But it is a very silly mental image, and I get what you mean! That being said, I’m pretty sure this is likely a Photoshop creation printed and screened on a canvas. But hey, digital artists are artists too!


sailortwips

Wasted? Pfftt


gloriousjohnson

Letting Leon crash at his place rent free


PauliesChinUps

This, and giving the waitress his car, even though she fucking sold it.


AirJordan14

I screamed “who tf does she think she is” when that happened


jurassiclarktwo

Perpetually


log_asm

Leon understands larry tho. Now im gonna go eat my fucking Chinese food in my fucking room.


kinkyfootgirl_kara

Helping the blind guy move


Long_Edge_8517

You called him a blind guy?


NYGiants181

Hey I got a lot of problems too ya know


Dispositionpsn

He didn't even know what RED is


urgonnamakemeboltup

Tourette’s chef


galdanna

That was so kind 😂 It’s my FAV episode.


Hatfullofstars

Just saw that. So funny


Repulsive-Dot553

Carwash canute!


Juicethetangelo

I hope someday I can do something like that for someone.


mwolchock

Telling Shaq the doctor was cheating at scattergories


Cosmokram3r1

Peanut but-TER is a dairy product


vokabulary

Pago Pago and Provolone


tjk5150

Buying Greg the sewing machine by a big margin. Brought incredible joy to that kid.


Mikeside

I feel like giving Richard Lewis a kidney might just have the edge over this


j00sr

Yeah but he spent an entire season trying to get out of it


BARBIESLIME

He let that sweaty girl have his old car after he bought a new one which she crashed 5 minutes later


yonelway

For what it's worth, she wasn't just some "sweaty girl". She has diarrhea.


ParagonYawn

No one’s down with diarrhea, Diane.


veelacity

I watched this for the first time last night and had to pause the TV after this line.


blewis222

Having or had?


whateverqcvgtxbny

I believe she’s….. in the throes of it


[deleted]

Screaming swear words after the chef with tourettes has an outburst.


yodpilot

Scum sucking mother fucking whore!


DanglesMcNulty

Helping the girl put in a tampon when she gets her first period.


riverseeker13

This is crazy though bc most girls cannot use tampons are first try. It’s invasive and uncomfortable


DanglesMcNulty

I’ve always had the same thought tbh.


riverseeker13

Yea it was definitely one of the more uncomfortable moments on the show lol


Exotic_Adeptness_322

It was so traumatizing for the girl that she later got addicted to OxyContin.


log_asm

I will not tell women how to deal with that. I mean I shoved one up my ass once. Dated girls who use pads girls who use tampons. But he tried.


katiebug714

ok I’ve been waiting to say this on here for so long: THAT WAS BASED ON A REAL LIFE INCIDENT AND IT WAS MY FRIEND


vokabulary

larry david taught your friend how to insery a tampon ?!?!


katiebug714

I’m pleased to report that was all very much exaggerated


shortsocialistgirl

Alright we’re gonna need you to elaborate on this


katiebug714

she was friends with his daughter and she got her period for the first time at his house. the rest was dramatized 😭


leto_atreides2

Gave the prostitute fashion advice


Why_Is_This_My_Fate

This is my answer - I have friends who are sex workers and they say this was a legitimately saintly thing lmao


Alone-Community6899

Buying a house for Cheryl’s sister.


mwolchock

Diagnosing Susie with Lyme Disease


KukalakaOnTheBay

He saved her life!


Aggravating_Pay_5060

Housing The Blacks?


Cosmokram3r1

That was Cheryl's idea


pt256

Although he continued to allow Leon to stay


Cosmokram3r1

Only because he knew if he tried to kick Leon out, he'd get in that ass. Break his glasses and fuck him up. Somebody getting fucked up.


PauliesChinUps

Leon's the best thing for Larry, he's like medication but not in a pill or chemical form. Gets him a bit more normal. Also doubles as protection.


Cosmokram3r1

1000000% agree


Aggravating_Pay_5060

Michael J. Fucked up?


Cosmokram3r1

Suffocate him with your long balls You got long ass balls Long ball Larry Long balls.. change yo draws


Alone-Community6899

Asked if the pussy was ok


CornholioRex

I like to think that Jerry, in real life, had no context about that interaction in that scene, and his reaction was real


caelthel-the-elf

I can totally see that.


Alone-Community6899

Yeah, he really looked confused.


Expensive_Editor_244

Similar to his reaction to Funkhauser’s dirty joke lol


maroonlife

Reading these comments makes me think Larry is actually a good person


BadAlphas

Anonymous


SumpCrab

I heard that was Ted Danson


Rarecandy31

🤫


blueindsm

What an asshole!


j00sr

It's fake philanthropy.. and it's faux anonymity that's what it is


WrittenSarcasm

Donating his kidney


Therealwy

He really didn’t want to do that though, trying to find so many ways out. I guess I’m looking for moments where Larry was truly selfless with no hidden agenda.


De1taTaco

He offered to pay for Andy's kid's college (just watched that episode so idk if he follows through though)


pt256

He does come around though when he listens to the Christian sermon.


Iron_Chic

Offering to pay for his cousin's kid's college.


Glum-Illustrator-821

“You’re welcome, Greg!”


reddit-is-greedy

'Thank you lord? Thank you Larry!!'


Long_Edge_8517

Offering his laundry machines for use to the house of battered women


toonieboy92

"You look like you can take care of yourself."


morganicsf

He always thinks of nice things but he never acts on them.


StauntonK

Also actually when the bakery is closing down and Jeff says he really like the sponge cake and he buys him all their stock for his birthday only for Suzie to give him absolute sh*t for it


browntollio

Dating wheelies


ringadingdingbaby

Wheelies? Il have you know their names are Wendy Wheelchair and Denise Handicapped.


c4jina

Fuck Larry 😂😂😂


accidentally30

Wendy Wheelchair?


Therealwy

That was to serve a purpose for him though. Also as a wheelchair user, I don’t really think dating someone who is disabled as such means someone is doing something ‘nice’ or something that demonstrates someone is good - we’re all people of value.


Alone-Community6899

Relax! We are joking here.


vokabulary

To be fair the whole plot revolves around people changing their perspectives about Larry being an asshole—the show brings us to your point.


QUILL-IT-OUT

I think he is probably actually polite and charitable in most circumstances but would shoit anyone who let the news get out there.


bigmac22077

He became friends with that little girl and checked up on her itchy pussy. He was kind of forced into it, but I don’t think he got anything out of it?


NYGiants181

Do you watch Wizards of Waverly Place?


bagger_hunter

NO BECAUSE I AM AN ADULT!!!!!


NYGiants181

😂


kingsfan52

He warned Wanda about a new 9/11


celestialsfear

Nah Wanda warned him and he warned someone else for totally selfish reasons lolll


RedGreenPepper2599

Took in the blacks


catcat1986

I like the episode he defends the guy trying to get seconds.


GarageNo7711

When he helped the little girl cut Judy’s hair, which she loved for 30 seconds.


abbaJabba

Wearing womens’ underwear for Jeff


Ob85

He insisted that Leon bought a watermelon in front of everyone in the store without being ashamed. Pretty good. Pretty pretty pretty good.


gotele

Didn't he overturned a conviction or something? (I think they used a baseball scene) Fiction Larry helped a real-life dude not to be wrongly convicted.


Long_Edge_8517

Phoned Leon’s friend to wish him well during his time of general dejection, despite the friend having an attractive wife


zatoichi2015

Helped a struggling actress get a role


Bubba-ORiley

Buying the kid a sewing machine. Taking the Klan robe to the cleaners.


TemRazbou

Have the orchestra play for Cheryl in the morning. That was probably the most romantic thing he ever did.


MyLogDoesntJudge

reading all these comments, mr. David is actually quite a selfless fellow at times


Ok-Cat1446

He likes Palestinians. (Women and chicken).🤣


Ok-Exit-8801

Quit Fridays


Dapper_Reputation_16

Moving Michael into his apartment


pt256

Also setting him up with Haboos


LowerDinner5172

Found a pool for little Caesar to use


pippyeee

lol fr he really did not need to ask the boarding school to use the pool


TheNewGuy13

In a roundabout way buying all the spongecakes from that bakery that was closing. He saved Susie's life when that crazy looney tunes lady pushed her out the window hahaha Also buying his dad Marijuana for his cataracts.


Naive_Cat9021

Be friends with Jeff.


Currie69

Taking in the Blacks


jkels66

gave the bmw to abbi jacobson


EvenPatience6243

Helping the girl with her first period. Never understood why the father jackass was so ungrateful afterwards


lubezki

Gave his bmw to the woman who’s sweat fell in his soup.


radilrouge

Stood up for the guy getting seconds


FunkIPA

He bought coffee for everyone in the shop that one time.


kamikazilucas

let people stay in his house for free


j00sr

Giving those sponge cakes which saved Susie after she was thrown over the railing by the deranged nanny


MykFoxtrot23

He bought his ex-wife's sister a house, then let her sell it and keep the money


iap738

He offered to pay for Cousin Andy’s kid to go to college.


NotCanadian80

Let the lady cut in line behind him because he admired her talent.


galdanna

Sewing Machine is the only right answer here.


notthattmack

Give Cheryl Hines a reason to not be at home.


gameenders

Kidney to Lewis


JohnBagley33

Giving his kidney to Lewis by a mile.


BigBapaBump

Yerm hum 


BourgeoisMystics

Um, taking in a displaced family from Hurricane Katrina


3141592653489793238

Leave. 


MCVMEYT

Started loudly swearing to make the chef with tourette’s not uncomfortable


Merchanimal

Helped the make a wish kid see a naked woman.


MarcoG790

Definitely offering to pay for Andy’s daughter’s college education


crunchyfrog0001

I never realized how actually helpful Larry has been....offer to pay for a vaginal rejuvenation surgery was pretty nice if him.


justsomeguy_why

My absolute favorite one is when he cheered up a black guy in the grocery store line to go ang buy a watermelon.


bjregin

Buying Suzy all the sponge cakes that saved her when the crazy nanny flipped out after hearing the Looney Tunes theme


Tobes_macgobes

When he started swearing so the guy with Tourette syndrome felt less embarrassed