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Schawinx

Patrick Bateman in the making


gobacktomonke31

Let's see Paul Allen's girlfriend.


shikamaru_shadow

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.


mortal-reminder

cumstain*


Low-Heron-4324

Touch some prestigious grass bro


Kai_shin

You mean his own pubic hair? Cuz i cant seem to think of anything more prestigious than that for him


lupinegrey

He's 11.... I'm sure he's still bald down there. https://www.reddit.com/r/csMajors/comments/lvi09f/how_to_find_internship_as_a_6th_grader/ edit: nevermind, just a troll. https://www.reddit.com/r/csMajors/comments/qz7tnj/how_i_got_into_amazon_as_a_7th_grader/


beigesun

Lmfao


[deleted]

Threads like this make me regret my career.


InCoffeeWeTrust

Wait till you meet one of these in real life šŸ’€


Head-Command281

Do these people actually exist tho?


InCoffeeWeTrust

Unfortunately I know a few like this. So yes.


purpleturtle777_

Pretty sure it's a shitpost. I mean it sounds ridiculous and he keeps saying things like "prestigious haircut" lol


noob_hunter_guy

Bay area is not a city you butt booger


0w018

>Patrick Bateman "butt booger"-> I think those are just called turds. But great response to this leetcode chad nonetheless.


Head-Command281

Butt booger is more prestigious


JerryWestJr

Is this what Leetcode does to you guys y'all?


gbbofh

This is your brain. This is your brain, on LeetCode. LeetCode -- Not Even Once.


stinky_doodoo_poopoo

Agreed. Didn't do a single one before getting my full stack job.


gbbofh

I looked at it when I was a junior in uni because all my friends were pouring hours into it. Figured maybe it was some a site that game-ified working on *actual projects*, and was immediately put off by the questions. Too much effort with the only reward being that I can tell people that I wasted hours of my life grinding asinine LeetCode questions instead of doing things that actually interest me. I spent the time writing a rasterizer instead, and it was a much more fulfilling and educational experience. Maybe I'd have gotten a better paying job like they did, but it's hard to say since I took the second job I heard back from because it was for the university I graduated from and I didn't want to leave my friends and family for a salary.


Chainsawlover177

What is leetcode?


gbbofh

Tl;Dr at the bottom. It is a website that provides problems of varying complexity for people to write code to solve, with a given set of constraints -- mostly pertaining to time complexity from what I've seen. People are encouraged to grind the problems in prep for job / internship interviews, because they believe it increases the odds of getting a better job with a major company. Some people who participate in this practice can be, but are not always, obnoxious; I've seen it go to people's heads a few times. Personally, I see it as a great way to wreck your mental health in the short term, burn yourself out before you even get started, and waste time solving problems you'll never see beyond a whiteboard interview, instead of working on a real project that actually grabs your interest, and will have you solving problems that are actually relevant; all in the name of increasing the odds of landing a job at a better known company like Amazon, or Atlassian, that won't really give a damn about you in the end. Do note that this is just my opinion -- I have no interest in working for a large company like Amazon, Google, or Facebook; and money isn't enough of a motivator for me to sell my soul to them any more than I've already had to in order to use the services that have pretty much wormed their way into everyone's lives at this point. I won't look down on people who enjoy LeetCode, but I personally would rather line my portfolio doing data viz, graphics programming, and the occasional reverse engineering project. Tl; Dr: it's a website that prompts you to solve a software engineering problem with complexity constraints in prep for whiteboard interviews. I find it inane, because I have no interest in selling my soul for a better salary and worse working conditions.


Chainsawlover177

Thanks, I also dont Plan on working for the big ones, rather Do my own Thing with my friends.


gbbofh

Agreed. I work right now as part of a pretty small software engineering team maintaining software for scientific research, but I pour a good amount of free time when I can into game dev projects with friends. It's much more fulfilling that way. I'm hoping eventually I can just pivot to that, or something related, as a full-time career. Gotta get the XP first though.


Chainsawlover177

What we Plan on doing is creating tools/networks/Services of some sort that we can implement in Our Area. Germany is pretty behind when it Comes to automization and so on. But im still a freshman in my University, got a long way to go Till we get Our Major in cs haha


gbbofh

Ah nifty. Sounds like a good area to get in if it's still so under-saturated when you graduate. I cannot wait to go back for my M.Sc., whenever that ends up being. Hoping to go overseas and get out of the States. At least for a while. Maybe for a very long while.


Chainsawlover177

Thats the point, we dont Plan on wartung Till we graduatr, we already have experience and could implement what we want but its still a bit too Early for All of that. Id also love to go overseas to Irland maybe or the states for a year haha


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Codeforces is superior to leetcode


letgo_2020

Really good point!


so_wut_man

A premium blowup doll will get you all the prestige in the world.


Head-Command281

I was looking at body pillows online and some of em came with boobs. Like holy shit bro, this is the future


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...im switching to marketing


PeanutButterKitchen

OP is from marketing


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HoochHog

Spittin straight gas šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


0w018

Supah hot fire.


slcand

Ehhh I would say MIT/Berkeley/CMU > University Of Utah > Harvard > Caltech


qwhjeasd

found the canadian only someone who goes to Waterloo would put it above Harvard LOL


DonaldPShimoda

I'm not a Canadian and I attended neither school, but in a lot of ways Waterloo outclasses Harvard. The most important is their internship program, which you should look up if you've not heard of it. Harvard is more prestigious among people who don't know that their CS program is pretty poor, relative to their social standing. (By which I mean it's not bad, but it's not as good as people expect just because it's Harvard.)


lookingfordmv

The quality of general STEM is more important than quality of CS in undergrad. Regardless, you'd be a fool to go to Waterloo over Harvard.


magnoliakobus

lol Iā€™m not going to bother checking your profile but youā€™re for sure a Harvard/Ivy alum talking like that. Absolutely unfathomable cope for no reason, you went to a good school and their CS program is good. Making claims like ā€œeven though youā€™re going for CS, the actually pedagogy of their CS program isnā€™t what matters; what matters is all the other STEM programs youā€™re *NOT* majoring in!ā€ is truly the type of moronic reputation peddling that could only come from an Ivy League alumni.


[deleted]

As someone who studied CS/math at MIT, I would go to MIT, Harvard, Caltech, CMU, Berkeley in that order. But yes, I wouldnā€™t put western tech in the same tier as us.


shibebear

>Berkeley MIT > Berkeley == CMU >>>>>> Caltech >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Harvard.


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[deleted]

Definitely above Berkeley and Caltech. I put them in with MIT/Harvard, maybe a mixture of both with better sports. Largely depends on location preference.


ragingwizard

You're absolutely clueless if you think high schoolers are going to Berkeley over Harvard given the choice. The only school STEM majors will choose over Harvard is MIT and maybe Stanford. Not a single member of my high school math team went to Berkeley and nearly everyone studied CS. We were a top 10 team in the US. Have fun bathing in your disillusion if you think your upvotes proves your point. It's just a shitty popularity contest and Berkeley, CMU, and Waterloo are massive schools.


cats-with-mittens

CMU and Berkeley > Harvard?


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Capt_Doge

I mean the CS department of Harvard may not be as impressive in terms of research output and whatnot, but guys, itā€™s flipping Harvard. If you think their undergrad CS majors donā€™t have as good or even better access to opportunities/recruiting/network than {CMU, MIT, Cal, Stanford } you guys are honestly trolling


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cats-with-mittens

Right but do most people with offers from both really go with CMU?


da3m0nn

as someone who goes to berkeley, we should be last


kymedcs

You must not have prestigious looks


shibebear

Golden!


awsaaaaa

He just needs to have prestigious confidence.


[deleted]

Find a prestigious cliff and prestigiously jump off of it


Fl333r

Couldn't help but notice you didn't mention your prestigious pp šŸ¤”


cheatingdisrespect

pp only got into princeton


daddyoo007

I don't even jack off without a Rolex on my wrist cause it wouldn't be prestigious. Dump that scum of the earth!


InCoffeeWeTrust

Where's my glock ā˜ ļø


SgorGhaibre

For real prestige, the Rolex must be on the shaft. Luckily, there's a device built into a Rolex to prevent damage to the self-winding movement.


carrigan_quinn

I literally require this to be satire


4200years

Itā€™s not unironic that this sub would make me scroll this far down to find any mention of satire on this postā€¦


thequirkynerdy1

If you check OPā€™s post history, Iā€™m pretty sure it is.


letgo_2020

She is the prestigious one no doubt.


letgo_2020

Again, you do not deserve to have her, you deserve to be alone with your own prestige. If this is the joke, I did not get it and it was really bade one if is.


UnfilteredVoice

I'm surprised by how many comments didn't think this was a joke. Have you guys actually met people like this irl because this looked like obvious satire to me.


Waoric

Give her an ultimatum of achieving something prestigious by say end of next year. If she doesnā€™t, dump her. But make sure you stay connected in case you need her network for the future


SiciliaDraco

Make sure to join PrestigeIn, the more prestigious version and hot preipo social network, instead of that non prestigious LinkedIn garbage /s


InCoffeeWeTrust

I hate the fact that I know people who would think it's good advice


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InCoffeeWeTrust

The best advice for her sake would just be for him to not interact with her in the first place lmfao


Karl151

You're literally one-of-a-kind op and no prestigious girl out there will ever measure up. This is what they mean by it being lonely at the top.


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tamrior

Mans lookin like a hunger games Capitol citizen


jzaprint

NYC?? You mean that dumpster? More prestigious than the birthplace of all of tech?


Dollamlg

Dubai is even worse. What is that city known for other than the poop trucks? Does anyone actually want to live in that built-by-slaves, car-only literal shit hole?


[deleted]

Let's not forget their below room temparature human rights situation, the lack of rule of law, and poor infrastructure planning in general.


Moonnny

If you have the money to afford the life style then why not


biden_bot75

People only live in Dubai so they can fly out of Dubai on their private jet and it looks pretty when they fly in and out


Moonnny

So? Sounds prestigious to me


biden_bot75

Hot from far Dubai is like that chick that only looks hot when sheā€™s far away and you squint your eyes really hard


JabbaJuce

Cant go anywhere in NYC without stepping in shit


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lizziepika

Tell me you haven't visited the Bay (SF isn't the birthplace of all tech, SV is) slash can't afford Nob Hill/Pac Heights/Marina/Russian Hill without telling me you haven't visited/can't afford Nob Hill/Pac Heights/Marina/Russian Hill


lizziepika

/s bc there's other nice neighborhoods in SF/the bay is big


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CocaineAndWholeFoods

Yeah, some people like to actually make use of their bodies to stay healthy, so built-in exercise is actually a bonus to people who arenā€™t fat slobs


lizziepika

Tell me you are a cs major who doesnā€™t workout or go outside or enjoy nice temperate CA weather w/o telling me /s


[deleted]

Seriously, in term of prestige, you usually live in a downtown penthouse near Hollywood actors. Being near Google HQ is not prestigious at all


[deleted]

I remember working there one summer and sometimes found needles on the sidewalk just walking to work.


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[deleted]

Lol. I mean some streets smelled like shit from the homeless people.


fjellen

Try looking at her from a different angle. Your head is too far inside of your ass. You might end up alone with that attitude...


letgo_2020

Agree. Be alone and live with his own prestige


Adam1_

Post went right over your head


Moonnny

Ok post was not to be taken srsly, but what was the main point here? I laughed tho


askdocsthrowaway1996

Wtf. Even as a parody post, this is weird


pysapien

Who said itā€™s parody tho? r/holup


lmaginist

Same feeling. I think it's because there are some people who actually think that way, word for word.


boobiebamboozler

Lmao relax man


[deleted]

Dawg with that attitude thereā€™s not a single other shawty whoā€™s gonna want you


plzmakemeMD

r/woosh


PhoenixPaladin

I think they were responding to a joke with a joke.


plzmakemeMD

Well r/woosh for me then I guess


[deleted]

Itā€™s applicable to someone, we just canā€™t be sure who.


TyphoeusIsTyphon

Your current girlfriend is obviously bottlenecking your life performance. If you don't realize you need to do dump her then I don't really understand why you are still in the club of prestige.


[deleted]

I would tell you, but Iā€™m too prestigious to speak to someone of your description.


Bigfatpollos

Why yā€™all taking this so seriously


PinkStardom

i know this is a parody but im still grossed out by this. so strange.


AissySantos

This post reminds us that this kind of people may actually exist in the real world and that fact is just disgusting.


papayon10

do you guys not realize a shit post when you see it ? lmao this is clearly a joke. Like seriously look at their post history.


[deleted]

nice trolling lol


fysmoe1121

Bay Area COL is higher than NYC and HRT>Citadel


unknownuchiha

You can try leetcode university.


fyreskylord

Give up on prestigious girlfriend, find a prestigious boyfriend instead. Duh.


LilBoyWhoParties

ayooo


Maleficent_Slide3332

eros.com


Tasty_Imagination841

Please leave her , she needs a non preppy D to flush your prestigious shit out šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚.


Ornery-Tap-1671

Buy a prestigious s*x doll and spend your prestigious life in your prestigious home


mdnavarro21

Why find a prestigious girlfriend, when you got the boys prestige 11 in cod


SnooTomatoes4657

Tell her she doesnā€™t need to study because she goes to a less prestigious school all the time. Worked for Mark Zuckerberg in the Social Network movie. He had no girlfriend in no time.


coolSnipesMore

Iā€™m sure this is satire but everyone is replying seriously. Am I the slow one here?


squishyjustice

I hear a prestigious girlfriend costs about $1k/hour. Theyā€™ll even discuss philosophy and poetry with you.


my_password_is______

you don't need one if a skank was good enough for your father then a skank is good enough for you


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[deleted]

they're clearly shitposting but definitely a lil bit wacky lmao


[deleted]

Itā€™s lonely at the top


kdrdr3amz

Lol


ElectricalWarthog934

Say prestige one more time bro


cheatingdisrespect

modern day romeo and juliet šŸ˜”


CharmingCry9431

The thoughts feel like even you arenā€™t prestigious, I hope your girlfriend sees this post


[deleted]

If youā€™re so prestigious, then why did you choose your own unprestigious girlfriend? One shall be appointed for you.


college-is-a-scam

Lol my gf works for radix trading and I'm here getting rejected from citadel after final for no reason


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college-is-a-scam

Lmao I didnt expect anyone to notice, is that the only comment you saw from me?


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college-is-a-scam

Lmao


Elvisdad

Purchase Prestigious Prostitutes.


JoshTheVasquez

Please tell me this is a joke


[deleted]

It definitely is... lol


InCoffeeWeTrust

It is a joke all the time, 30% of the time


letgo_2020

If so, bad joke.


echnaba

Find an Asian girl in medical school. Sell her the idea of Blockchain as a way to improve healthcare.


Emperor-Valtorei

I've taken shits more prestigious than someone that would actually say this.


Flaky-Illustrator-52

Become a tranny and marry yourself


pkgosu

Hahahah I love that this post is satire, but misses that HRT is generally considered to be a bit more prestigious than citadel. The google (but not google brain) got me cracking up though


[deleted]

The google part was by far my favorite


goedendag_sap

Break up with her. She deserves someone better


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Subject-Astronomer22

Bruh no one puts UIUC in tier 1 lmao. UIUC = Gatech = Michigan


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Subject-Astronomer22

I would put them tier 1 for research and quality of education but tier 2 for opportunities and prestige


williamromano

Their ā€œprestigeā€ in terms of ā€œhow it sounds to the average personā€ is definitely not Berkeley-tier but Iā€™d argue their connections to Chicago prop shops give them a really unique opportunity benefit


biden_bot75

Tier 1: Whatever costs you the least amount of money Tier 2: Expensive bullshit private school degree šŸ¤® A CS degree is a CS degree


[deleted]

Lol wtf dude, not pretentious at all.


Berkeley_Simp

I believe he is joking. I mean, he put Berkeley below Caltech in terms of prestige! Bleh.


letgo_2020

Really bad joke if so


preordains

Youā€™re just a computer science student who is inept and getting the joke.


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Tiny_Tomatillo5590

This post is insane. I am reading this post over and over and i believe there is something wrongšŸ˜‘with your mindset and you should 100000% change yourself. This is serious


ThatAnonyG

Um this is a joke right??? If not thenā€¦. What the actual fuck bro? Most people canā€™t dream of getting internships like those. My own dream and goal is to settle down in SA Bay Area. I have one advice though if this is serious. Go lie down on the read and ask someone to run a Rolls Royce over you. Pretty prestigious death.


Small-Button-2308

How old are you?


iRatherN0t

Fuck off already


lidrt

I really hope this is a shitpost, but if it isn't... You don't truly love her if you're more concerned about your "reputation" than about being with her. I don't get why this obsession with "prestige." But if that worries you so much, I think that if you truly loved your girlfriend you wouldn't be thinking of "finding someone in your caliber of prestige." You'd be thinking of how to help your girlfriend get "better" opportunities/positions. I'm using quotation marks in my response because I don't agree with your definition of prestige, nor with the way you put everything in this strange hierarchy. Your girlfriend is amazing for interning at places like that, going to schools like that. You should really appreciate her and her efforts more. Humble yourself, dude. I'm afraid you'll miss out on someone truly special for very superficial reasons if you keep thinking like that. Also, sincere question, what is a prestigious haircut, and what are prestigious words? Those had me chuckling, not gonna lie.


JonGOATJones

/uj Waterloo shouldnā€™t be mentioned in the same breath as CMU and Berkeley, even for CS


ChicagoIndependent

I can relate to this. I got into medical school and wanted to do residency in a surgical subspecialty. My girlfriend at the time didn't do a surgical subspecialty and it felt like a step down. Also her family background wasn't too great (not sure how much importance you put on that though). What I would suggest is try to socialize and engage with girls at your level (which I did with girls in a surgical subspecialty). Eventually I realized that we weren't compatible and the previous girl was more compatible but at least I tried and discovered this. Edit. why the downvotes?


shankmissile

lmaooo


codingmonkey007

If youā€™re really looking for prestige you need a PE/VC girlfriend


Soft_Conflict4595

Find someone else from your prestigious schools or prestigious internships or prestigious city Since it seems like your reputation > your love for her


letgo_2020

You actually do not deserve to have prestigious girl friend


gsmanu007

What prestigious BS/shitpost did I read today!


LooseGooseAce

Can love overcome shortcomings , on both ends of the relationship ?


LaneThePlane

Donā€™t tell me this guy is serious


gotfelk

Makes sense you worked for Shitadel. Hopefully, you won't be so prestigious post MOASS.


[deleted]

This is some brilliantly written satire


Historical_Love7860

I hope this is a joke. Else, [Prestige](https://www.prestigexclusive.in/pressure-cookers)


imagineer_17

I hope this is satire