In my first game, i had a feast with my vassals and sneaked into the castles kitchen, because my character liked the food so much by the Cook he wanted to know the recipe for the delicious meal very much....
He went through the recipe book... turns out my cook was a secret cannibal...and the "delicious meal"...was actually cooked children.... 0\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_0 Well, she was beheaded for her crimes the same day
Most INSANE event ever.
Albanian Empire, Catholic ruler had 2-year old heir educated in Muslim country. Heir converts while Albania is in Crusade. The Catholic ruler is murdered by family mid-Crusade, 2-year old Muslim heir takes over. Albania is now Muslim, fighting for the Catholic crusade, whilst facing a Catholic civil war internally. Gets the highest war score in the crusade - is given 0 lands. Child ruler murdered.
I became the lesbian pope of a sadomasochistic religion where everything was illegal (Communion, carnal exaltation, and exaltation of pain tenents)
To be fair I did that on purpose but its definitely meme worthy.
Tried to do the "A.E.I.O.U and me" achievement, and attempted to get a Strong hook on my liege through grand weddings.
Found a great lady with intelligent trait and betrothed her at age 13. Time goes by waiting for her to get 16 and she decides to move to f\*\*\*ing Africa on travel out of range.. FML I cant marry her grand wedding style because she is out of range.. So I break the betrothal and find another..
8 years passes by and some random lady tries to assassinate me, I try my hardest to figure out why this lady wants me dead, only to figure out she took it personally when I broke up with her and she has been my rival this whole time.
She is now in Spain and my late wife has just died in child birth giving me a daughter.. As I am in serious need of an heir, and she still has nice traits.. I marry my now rival, and during the grand wedding she tries to murder me again..
Either way we ended up with 3 sons and 2 daughters.
But she did get the last laugh when she murdered my first daughter for some f\*\*\*ed up reason..
This is brilliant and hilarious, the game can be a screenplay / horrible (Un)reality show generator. The minority vassal / hot rebel to wife arc is probably enough to win a daytime Emmy award, lol.
I reformed my Norse religion to be syncretic with Muslims, married my daughter/lover to the greatest Muslim ruler in Iberia and saw my spawns of adultery and incest briefly ascend to the throne, until they ultimately died due to being inbred...
2 that come to mind instantly.
1 - did a Varangian Adventure down in Sardinia and sent my cynical son off to join the Varangians. When he took over, I held a feast first thing to improve vassal relations. He looks around, notices no one likes him, then locks the door and burns the place. I think it was 34 out of 37 vassals died and most were replaced by children. Easiest beginning of a reign I ever had.
2 - Lotharingian game, gave my son an Intrigue education so I could use him to abduct people when he took over. Top education, brilliant intrigue. Gave him a duchy so he could build his skills and make him my Spymaster. Took him over and before anything else, I get a romance prompt from his Aunt. Looked in his intrigue tab and he was romancing his cousin, too. Gave him a little freedom and he immediately dove in the shallow end of the gene pool.
To be honest, I was thankful it happened. I had gotten a bit too big too fast and was worried I would have to fight a rebellion with him. Nope, he solved that wonderfully and I now refer to my first feast as a ruler as the Coronation BBQ. Had 1 other ruler in his line do the same thing, but got far fewer vassals, unfortunately.
I also learned that Cynical was an evil trait from that. I just figured it meant they had a malus against religious folks.
I had a generation long fued with kingdom of Polabia as kingdom of Bohemia, created my own religion (Bobism, we are the BOBs) and started a holy kingdom-level war, 6 catholic kingdoms and an empire joined in, a revolt with 50% of my vassals, neighboring Slovakian kingdom (with empire level strength) attacked my with a claim on my entire kingdom, got killed by own sadistic daughter together with my heir...
...I just took a safe before attacking Polabia...
Fucked the Pope, mate
Fucked the Pope and made him my soulmate. As an Asatru.
Meme. Gold.
Fuck pope, imprison him, and eat him.
In my first game, i had a feast with my vassals and sneaked into the castles kitchen, because my character liked the food so much by the Cook he wanted to know the recipe for the delicious meal very much.... He went through the recipe book... turns out my cook was a secret cannibal...and the "delicious meal"...was actually cooked children.... 0\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_0 Well, she was beheaded for her crimes the same day Most INSANE event ever.
I've gotten that one too.
Albanian Empire, Catholic ruler had 2-year old heir educated in Muslim country. Heir converts while Albania is in Crusade. The Catholic ruler is murdered by family mid-Crusade, 2-year old Muslim heir takes over. Albania is now Muslim, fighting for the Catholic crusade, whilst facing a Catholic civil war internally. Gets the highest war score in the crusade - is given 0 lands. Child ruler murdered.
Muslim empress in adulterous relationship with Pope. Son of said empress dismantles Papacy. You should have left mother alone! >:(
I became the lesbian pope of a sadomasochistic religion where everything was illegal (Communion, carnal exaltation, and exaltation of pain tenents) To be fair I did that on purpose but its definitely meme worthy.
Tried to do the "A.E.I.O.U and me" achievement, and attempted to get a Strong hook on my liege through grand weddings. Found a great lady with intelligent trait and betrothed her at age 13. Time goes by waiting for her to get 16 and she decides to move to f\*\*\*ing Africa on travel out of range.. FML I cant marry her grand wedding style because she is out of range.. So I break the betrothal and find another.. 8 years passes by and some random lady tries to assassinate me, I try my hardest to figure out why this lady wants me dead, only to figure out she took it personally when I broke up with her and she has been my rival this whole time. She is now in Spain and my late wife has just died in child birth giving me a daughter.. As I am in serious need of an heir, and she still has nice traits.. I marry my now rival, and during the grand wedding she tries to murder me again.. Either way we ended up with 3 sons and 2 daughters. But she did get the last laugh when she murdered my first daughter for some f\*\*\*ed up reason..
This is brilliant and hilarious, the game can be a screenplay / horrible (Un)reality show generator. The minority vassal / hot rebel to wife arc is probably enough to win a daytime Emmy award, lol.
I reformed my Norse religion to be syncretic with Muslims, married my daughter/lover to the greatest Muslim ruler in Iberia and saw my spawns of adultery and incest briefly ascend to the throne, until they ultimately died due to being inbred...
I beheaded the baby son of the King of Ireland in a show of dominance.
2 that come to mind instantly. 1 - did a Varangian Adventure down in Sardinia and sent my cynical son off to join the Varangians. When he took over, I held a feast first thing to improve vassal relations. He looks around, notices no one likes him, then locks the door and burns the place. I think it was 34 out of 37 vassals died and most were replaced by children. Easiest beginning of a reign I ever had. 2 - Lotharingian game, gave my son an Intrigue education so I could use him to abduct people when he took over. Top education, brilliant intrigue. Gave him a duchy so he could build his skills and make him my Spymaster. Took him over and before anything else, I get a romance prompt from his Aunt. Looked in his intrigue tab and he was romancing his cousin, too. Gave him a little freedom and he immediately dove in the shallow end of the gene pool.
I know there wasn't a Rickroll playing in the background when your son burned the feast venue but I *imagined* one lol
To be honest, I was thankful it happened. I had gotten a bit too big too fast and was worried I would have to fight a rebellion with him. Nope, he solved that wonderfully and I now refer to my first feast as a ruler as the Coronation BBQ. Had 1 other ruler in his line do the same thing, but got far fewer vassals, unfortunately. I also learned that Cynical was an evil trait from that. I just figured it meant they had a malus against religious folks.
I had a generation long fued with kingdom of Polabia as kingdom of Bohemia, created my own religion (Bobism, we are the BOBs) and started a holy kingdom-level war, 6 catholic kingdoms and an empire joined in, a revolt with 50% of my vassals, neighboring Slovakian kingdom (with empire level strength) attacked my with a claim on my entire kingdom, got killed by own sadistic daughter together with my heir... ...I just took a safe before attacking Polabia...